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honestly. if you decided to create giant fucking corpse-head-spiders to populate your world with then this is exactly what you deserve.
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#sqh#sqq#you know how i said i had just started the first book?#well that's officially old news i could not put it down#i was uncertain about this series cause i'm not generally into isekai but okay yeah it's REALLY funny#like sqh is playing dead at this point#he's not a threat#sqq isn't TECHNICALLY even suppose to know he's a ''traitor'' yet#this is just pure fucking pettiness and i love him for it#i would also feel this way if i had to handle giant head sized spider demons#well i'm gonna have to go and buy the second book tomorrow (quiet prayer that my local bookstore has it in stock)#my art
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(giant au) hey brad!! I know you miss being human, but what are some things you like about being giant?
(trying a different way to make comics for asks!!)
"There's actually a lot of things I like about being me! For example...
The view! The ruins of the old war are reminders of a dark past, but they create a diverse and awesome scenary. Cities without all this greenery must have been pretty boring. I see beautiful landscapes everyday! I bring my friends up here all the time so they can enjoy the view too, this makes me so happy!"
"Being me also helps to move in general. One of the biggest difficulties people face is how they will get from one settlement to another, from one supply camp to another, sometimes simply moving to a more stable and less dangerous region. Vehicles are scarce and there are dangerous animals almost everywhere outside of a stable settlement. I have no problem with this. I've gone to many places several times easily and most of the beasts don't have the courage to come near me. Migration has never been a problem"
"And of course, safety! I'm... safe, I guess? Like I said before, no animal messes with me and I'm immune to most of the diseases they carry. My skin is thick and hard to penetrate, bites and scratches do nothing. I can see clearly at night. My sense of smell makes it easy to find food..."
"No one… has the courage to try to hurt me… or get close… or talk to me… or… well... yeah..."
"... yeah, no. I'm safe. I'm definitely safe"
#ask#g/t#giant/tiny#size difference#g/t community#toby#siri#brad#euphoria au#giant brad au#BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL GIANT LOVES HIS FRIENDS#also i have no idea why the image quality is so bad#i tried to upload the images in 1000 different ways and nothing works#so i'm blaming tumblr#thanks tumblr!
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June 24th: The Brides: Hey, Drac, your pet, that you said we would be able to have soon, is escaping out the window. Dracula: No, that was me, I'm wearing his clothes as part of a Scheme (c). Dracula: Don't worry about it. June 25th: The Brides: *watching Jonathan carefully scale the walls* The Brides: ...There goes the Count again. That's fine.
#dracula#dracula daily#dracula spoilers#'that any wickedness which he may do shall by the local people be attributed to me' goes both ways~#should I say I'm back on my bullshit if I never left
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so help me god if I tanked the chance for a well-paid job with full medical benefits, sick leave, paid vacation time, etc. because I hardly ever do machine seam-finishing
I'm going to be. really really really upset
#personal#did a sewing test for a theatrical costuming job at a big local theatre the other day#did my best but I know some of my samples were probably quite wonky because I'm used to finishing seams by hand#and thus having more control to make adjustments as I go#a few I had to look up how to do on my phone- but then the proctor told me I could do that and they do it frequently in the shop#I go back and forth between 'it'll be fine; I probably did fine; they SAID they take all skill levels and that they google how to do things#and 'oh there's no WAY I'm getting this gig'#it was an interesting experience because the shop manager like. stopped me on the street to ask if I made my dress#and then if I would be interested in maybe joining her team#but now I'm like 'are they even going to believe I made the things I sent them pics of'#'or that they saw me wearing [I wore my winter coat to the test because it was V. Cold]'#'after my machine-felling on organza was an uneven disgrace'#I can fit and copy patterns from books and even do a bit of draping#I can do a lot of hand-stitching finishes pretty quickly and evenly#I can do insertion lace and soutache#I've made hats before#but I just. haven't done a lot of machine-finishing#and that's all they tested me on really#also sewing on snaps and one (1) hand-finishing stitch#(one I hardly ever use anyway- catch-stitch/zigzag stitch)#(I fell my hems generally speaking)
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@vinosscum introduced me to the first Mistborn book,
#doodles#mistborn#the final empire#cosmere#mistborn art tag#yeah this won't be all that comes out of my horrid little hands of course#vin mistborn#elend venture#kelsier mistborn#ok so i finished it earlier this evening and I'm already going to go bother local library staff about book 2#anyway Vin sweetie ur doing great#amazing how one girl can attain So Many Dads in such a short time#I haven't had too much time to look for like. proper illustrations or anything so here have my mental image#of the girl herself while I was reading#and the slightest hint of kel in the you're my dad meme#anyway. yay! books!!#this totally won't destroy me in any way!!!
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pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one
adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')
#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#the noise#fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok#even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail#peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.#arting#pizzaposting#i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e#fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like#he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing#not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time#so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable#total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at#persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast#fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything#except for the rats.
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whumptober no.7: (alt) forgotten
#whumptober2024#no.7#forgotten#altprompt#bleach#gifs#blood#rum.gif#bleach (2018)#bleach live action#ichiruki#kurosaki ichigo#kuchiki rukia#fukushi sota#sugisaki hana#bleachedit#shounenedit#jdramasource#jdramanet#cinemapix#translation note: for some reason the subs don't include that she says “shinigami” and she actually says “you (will)” after “as a result” s#i guess they thought “as a result” was a more natural stopping point? idk#this may be unrelated but#sometimes bleach translators like to localize too much like the point of characters like rukia is that they talk weird to japanese speakers#she uses a really old form of “you” which is derogatory nowadays but was once extremely polite#so it's like. does she call him that because she wants to insult him or is it just because she's old af? part of the fun of her character!#obv you can't actually translate that but idk i'm sure there are ways in english to make it sound like she talks weird#i guess using “thou” would kind of turn people off huh#although iirc “thou” fell out of fashion because it was considered ruder (more familiar) than “you” so???#but don't quote me on that
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wwaah ✨
#me having this stretch while making this like getting slightly misty twice or thrice like ah um well sure. wahh#their humansonas....masking & closeting? serving & slaying? so powerful & i'm living for it#i Know like elementary school me understood a [touches ground. there's something here] b/c i remembered i associated an abba song w/them?#& here i am serious well That Was That On That (thee flirting ever) in that 5 sec clip like well. 🏆 that was that on that#little a normativity performing efforts while morally supporting your local autistic kid....& that's also that on all that#corned beef#oh god there's like 50 ways to format your categorical tags. alright i'll#fairly oddparents
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critiquing Kamala is easy but not really helpful right now. we need to be talking about what we can do. I do not give a shit about blame, we start working now
#orcspeak#uspol#I'm moving very soon but then once I'm settled at my new place i gotta see what the local politics scene is like#so i can see what all i can contribute to in a tangible way
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Finally got around to adding Miku to the Getcha! outfit from earlier, just in time to find out Miku Expo 2024 is coming to my state!! It's only going to be like half an hour from my house!!!!!
#vocaloid#gumi#gumi megpoid#miku#hatsune miku#my art#miku expo#I'm literally screaming and crying#The last time it came to north america I would have had to go all the way to chicago#now it's basically local!!#AAAAAAAAAA#anyways I'm normal about it
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Logging out for a while, love you miss you <3
#idk when I'll be back on#I think maybe end of the month to test the waters but we'll see#someone was having a bad day and decided to take it out in my inbox last night#and then when I logged off they got mad I didn't answer and sent a few more 🤪#usually I'm pretty good at rationalizing these things. gen z feels like the only place they have power is on the internet so of course when#they're angry and scared they're going to come after the people that they can actually reach#(and that includes me; proud owner of an anime thirst blog with 6 followers <3)#what they need is a hug and a copy of the anarchist protest guide and maybe a community garden; not someone responding to them with more#anger#but as I stated. I'm exhausted.#anyway. this is all to say#if you're feeling so much kinetic energy from rage that you feel the best way to get rid of it is to yell at some rando on the internet#use that energy to do something productive#sign up for a protest; volunteer at your local soup kitchen; teach crafts at the library.#a lot of people need a lot of help right now; why waste time shouting into the void when you could be doing something with genuine impact#the world needs helpers more than ever#if you made it this far thank u I love you; and stay safe out there cowboys 💞
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Birthday Completed.. Am Thirtey Twoe
#i visited a rat cafe!! (it is not an eating or drinking establishment it's just a rat interaction establishment but i keep calling it that))#there was another american at the rat cafe and she took me to Dunch cuz it was my birthday and she also wanted to ask me about rat ownershi#note: in my brain Dunch is a meal combo like brunch -- a dinner so early as to overlap lunch -but at a less glamorous time and sounds worse#that was super nice and i think i now have another person on my small list of in person friends here!!! ;w;#then on the way home brief specter of disaster as i was like OH GOD... IVE PARKED IN A RESTRICTED BIKE LOT AND THEY TOWED MY BIKE#(because i had definitely just .. parked my bike in the area for monthly permit holders without noticing lol)#but it turned out instead they had just stuck it in a metered space where it should have gone to begin with so disaster averted lol#then when it was getting late i took myself out for a pot of tea and a fancy sweet at a local cafe! (actual cafe) (no rats)#honestly i'd been mad at myself for not planning anything with any friends and thinking i'd end up depressed and alone today#but i got just enough rat and human interaction and it was a really good day#i did a bunch of other stuff this week too#why did i write all of this in tags? unclear.......i'm extremely tired or i'd try to make a real blog post of it with pics etc. : I#eepy. so eepy
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So I decided to watch a bit of Bridgerton with my mother, which I'm not really interested in (I don't really like period pieces unless it's a fanfic for a ship I like) but it's a show she enjoys so I sometimes catch her watching it and join her, and literally the only takeaway from the stuff I've seen with her is that Colin, Lord Debling, and Penelope should have all been poly
#guys listen a lot of shit could have been solved if they had just been poly (says local poly relationship writer & enjoyer)#i know polin is like the Ship this season from what i've seen when i lightly check out the bridgerton fandom#but i really enjoyed the chemistry between penelope & debling. they were cute.#that scene where he asked in a roundabout way how to propose to her. it was sweet. also the way he stuttered was really cute.#i also imagined colin & debling together in a world where polyamory & queer relationships weren't frowned upon#and i think they would be cute. he & colin would have a fun dynamic because debling's similair to pen but also he still very different#and i think that seeing colin being oblivious about liking him would be cute#it would definitely add to the drama if violet didn't really understand that colin was into both pen & debling at first. but when she does.#she spends the entire time with her head in her hands because her son is so bad at recognizing his feelings.#i just think the two would be really cute if the time period wasn't. you know. very unaccepting of queer relationships.#bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#lord debling#alfred debling#polin#colin x penelope#pebling#penelope x lord debling#colin x penelope x lord debling#colin x lord debling#god i think i'm the only one adding to that tag. if not creating it. oh well.#please don't bother interacting with this post if you're just going to say that polin is superior or whatever. literally just block me dude#yuri's thoughts & rambles#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton spoilers#this literally might be the only time i even use the bridgerton tag
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it went fine yesterday btw :}
#Robin processes emotions on main#sometimes I freak out like a chihuahua and then actually have a good time. these things are typical in the life of ur local robin#we talked about our lives instead of our Interests and it was fine ! I think I did good. we commiserated about the post-college woes#I got re-reminded how rough my life is right now and cried a little but like in a good way. and I'll make it. we'll both make it#today I made a bucket list of churches to try (By Myself) and places to visit around town#(clutching my head staggering upright) did you guys know th.that childhood parentification can majorly mess you up#man do I need therapy. like. soon I think#also a steady job and my own apartment but let's not get ahead of ourselves. haha. sorry let me rephrase:#I'm GOING to get a job and move out eventually and it will be GOOD. and in the meantime I will make living here good too dangit#anyway so yeah I just forgot that this particular friend is good for Processing Life with instead of Enjoying Stories with#that was my issue last time.#although last time wasn't a Failure on my part. I was just exhausted and I Couldn't process life last time. no energy for that#I didn't feel safe enough to do that so all I had to fall back on was my interests and it just didn't click. such things happen#anyway I'm logging back out now but thank you everyone for the encouragement :') it really helped and I'm gonna keep on truckin'
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I was just peacefully getting lost in reading The Next Prince novel (it's so fucking good y'all) and randomly went to check twt after finishing a chapter, only to find that not only were zonzons melting over P'Zee's Baby NuNew caption and those new photos he shared but also-- Making An Observation:
For one, I was today years old when I found out that what I'd assumed was underwear peeking out during some Day 1 performances of New's concert, was in fact a WAIST CHAIN kill me now i can't take his gorgeousness anymore 😭🔫
And then zonzons went-- Hey wait. We know there were two birthday gifts from P'Zee and we've only found out about the necklace so far ... and New likes to show off his presents by wearing them for special occasions ...
...and the waist chain says Baby
#send help i'm dying over here ��� every costume was so damn gorgeous!!#nunew chawarin#zeenunew#zee pruk#nunew 1st concert#can't wait for fans to ask them if the waist chain was a gift from p'zee or just something the stylists brought on#either way it's an insanely pretty choice 😩#but if p'zee really did buy that for him- holy fucking shit.#bella and the blorbos#local woman harps on about znn
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I've been thinking about Imelda's complete faith and investment in the Trust, and how it allows her to twist anything For The Good Of The Trust, like she full on tortured a guy. It also comes up in these small ways - the hypocrisy runs deep AND it's on the surface plain as day.
The first time she meets Weepe she asks him if a tearror did something to him and then chastises Penny for doing the same. Of course, she's probably also attempting to deflect conversation and speculation away from "how did the Tripotentiary get like that" because she contributed to it, but underlying it is this: "it's totally fine for me to be intrusive and rude but you can't be".
And she could so easily justify why she asked, and why it's good to know about the backstory of people you're bringing into the Trust, and she was asking for her own safety! Imagine if "that kind of thing" could happen on Midst if you didn't have the right light bulbs! The horror!
But like....
Not to get into it on main but it's really reminding me of white American suburban Christianity and how manners are treated as this paramount virtue, while at the same time people are nice without being kind, and the way the hypocrisy is just swept under the rug and pointing out inconsistencies is taboo. And how people with power can get away with anything, from impoliteness to abuse.
#im like hi Third Person thanks for both healing and triggering my religious trauma with the Trust#on my various relistens I'm able to focus more on side characters and what they're up to#imelda is so fascinating and terrifying#the social power and pressure she wields is so... well. reminiscent of some stuff in my memories#she's so cheerful and she's so calculated#and on the other side of the chess match - kozma lazlo - not cheerful but just as powerful and calculated#and also Hieronymus - local man barley holding his secrets in and definitely suffering under the stress#ok also she has way less Valor than anyone in the room and she STILL commands it#midst podcast#thatcoloradosunrise
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