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honestly. if you decided to create giant fucking corpse-head-spiders to populate your world with then this is exactly what you deserve.
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#sqh#sqq#you know how i said i had just started the first book?#well that's officially old news i could not put it down#i was uncertain about this series cause i'm not generally into isekai but okay yeah it's REALLY funny#like sqh is playing dead at this point#he's not a threat#sqq isn't TECHNICALLY even suppose to know he's a ''traitor'' yet#this is just pure fucking pettiness and i love him for it#i would also feel this way if i had to handle giant head sized spider demons#well i'm gonna have to go and buy the second book tomorrow (quiet prayer that my local bookstore has it in stock)#my art
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(giant au) hey brad!! I know you miss being human, but what are some things you like about being giant?
(trying a different way to make comics for asks!!)
"There's actually a lot of things I like about being me! For example...
The view! The ruins of the old war are reminders of a dark past, but they create a diverse and awesome scenary. Cities without all this greenery must have been pretty boring. I see beautiful landscapes everyday! I bring my friends up here all the time so they can enjoy the view too, this makes me so happy!"
"Being me also helps to move in general. One of the biggest difficulties people face is how they will get from one settlement to another, from one supply camp to another, sometimes simply moving to a more stable and less dangerous region. Vehicles are scarce and there are dangerous animals almost everywhere outside of a stable settlement. I have no problem with this. I've gone to many places several times easily and most of the beasts don't have the courage to come near me. Migration has never been a problem"
"And of course, safety! I'm... safe, I guess? Like I said before, no animal messes with me and I'm immune to most of the diseases they carry. My skin is thick and hard to penetrate, bites and scratches do nothing. I can see clearly at night. My sense of smell makes it easy to find food..."
"No one… has the courage to try to hurt me… or get close… or talk to me… or… well... yeah..."
"... yeah, no. I'm safe. I'm definitely safe"
#ask#g/t#giant/tiny#size difference#g/t community#toby#siri#brad#euphoria au#giant brad au#BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL GIANT LOVES HIS FRIENDS#also i have no idea why the image quality is so bad#i tried to upload the images in 1000 different ways and nothing works#so i'm blaming tumblr#thanks tumblr!
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June 24th: The Brides: Hey, Drac, your pet, that you said we would be able to have soon, is escaping out the window. Dracula: No, that was me, I'm wearing his clothes as part of a Scheme (c). Dracula: Don't worry about it. June 25th: The Brides: *watching Jonathan carefully scale the walls* The Brides: ...There goes the Count again. That's fine.
#dracula#dracula daily#dracula spoilers#'that any wickedness which he may do shall by the local people be attributed to me' goes both ways~#should I say I'm back on my bullshit if I never left
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i read homeland and this is mostly the impression i got
#it's really excellent he is just obsessed w that fucking cat#potent horsegirl energies#rip drizzt do'urden you would have fucking loved warrior cats#literally two thirds of the way through the book and we just grind to a complete halt so he can spend two pages writing soulful poetry#about how beautiful this panther is and how she's so good and pure and the only being in the world that truly understands him. oh my god#i actually read exile as well sorry for lying to you#i haven't got my hands on sojourn yet because they don't have it at my local libraries sooo i just bought it. and now i'm waiting#for it to arrive sitting at the door like a dog#he's so babygirl to me i'm obsessed#i can't wait to read the rest of the books and be disappointed because they probably suck LMFAO#i haven't read any books where catti brie appears yet since i've only read 2 but#i know of her. and a lot of other lod characters#absorbed through dnd cultural osmosis and the fact that i keep reading pages on the forgotten realms wiki that i shouldn't be reading#smiles#anyway#yeah#legend of drizzt#lod#drizzt do'urden#guenhwyvar#forgotten realms#dinin do'urden#catti-brie battlehammer
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Chapters: 1/17 Rating: Mature Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Lord English (Homestuck), Doc Scratch (Homestuck), Homestuck Ensemble, Calliope (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), It's really a 'everybody is around doing things' fic I genuinely don't know how to tag this Additional Tags: Winter Soldier Pastiche, with everything that entails so read carefully!, Humanstuck, Urban Fantasy, Home-Brew Magic System Shit Don't @ Me, Time Shenanigans, Karkat Vantas Makes Bad Decisions This Is A Forewarning, Polyamory Negotiations, Hurt/Comfort, Lord English's Fun-Time Brainwashing Time-Travel Torture Gang, Aftermath Of...... Everything....., Past Torture, (physical/psychological/spiritual/emotional--largely inexplicit but not entirely), Past Brainwashing, Possession, implied/referenced past rape/non-con, (implied sexually as well but only shown in nonsexual Cal-flavored intimacy/tenderness), God Finds It Funny To Hurt You But He Also Won't Let You Die, Let's be real: plotty gamzee whump with a, Happy Ending
Summary:
Your name is Karkat Vantas. You've got a vigilante team of freaks and weirdos to run, and a city to protect, and a long-dead crab-god under your skin, and a ring on a chain around your neck, and an axe to grind with Alternia City's most infamous gang. You're going to hunt the Scratch down, come hell or high water, and make them pay. And whoever their new pet murderer is, he's not going to stop you.
AKA Winter Soldier Gamkar Fic, Work of Many Decades, Pride and Joy!!!!!! This is for the folks who have consistently matched my clown-related freak all this time! I love you!! Mind the tags but also enjoy!!!
#Homestuck#Gamzee Makara#Karkat Vantas#Miracrails#gamkar#Genuinely SUCH a hard fic to character tag. All of them. We got all of them in there lol#Well no the ancestors are only sort of featured I guess which is a funny exclusion considering I usually find a way to shoehorn them in#Anyway in case anybody was wondering what I've been working on. It's been this pretty much exclusively lol#I'm so very proud of it!!! and I hope y'all like it UoU#Clown Whump on display at local fanfiction archive site! People who enjoy that sort of thing ''very excited''.#I mean I hope so at least the amount of work I put into any given fic is directly proportionate to the amount of dread I feel posting it :
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so help me god if I tanked the chance for a well-paid job with full medical benefits, sick leave, paid vacation time, etc. because I hardly ever do machine seam-finishing
I'm going to be. really really really upset
#personal#did a sewing test for a theatrical costuming job at a big local theatre the other day#did my best but I know some of my samples were probably quite wonky because I'm used to finishing seams by hand#and thus having more control to make adjustments as I go#a few I had to look up how to do on my phone- but then the proctor told me I could do that and they do it frequently in the shop#I go back and forth between 'it'll be fine; I probably did fine; they SAID they take all skill levels and that they google how to do things#and 'oh there's no WAY I'm getting this gig'#it was an interesting experience because the shop manager like. stopped me on the street to ask if I made my dress#and then if I would be interested in maybe joining her team#but now I'm like 'are they even going to believe I made the things I sent them pics of'#'or that they saw me wearing [I wore my winter coat to the test because it was V. Cold]'#'after my machine-felling on organza was an uneven disgrace'#I can fit and copy patterns from books and even do a bit of draping#I can do a lot of hand-stitching finishes pretty quickly and evenly#I can do insertion lace and soutache#I've made hats before#but I just. haven't done a lot of machine-finishing#and that's all they tested me on really#also sewing on snaps and one (1) hand-finishing stitch#(one I hardly ever use anyway- catch-stitch/zigzag stitch)#(I fell my hems generally speaking)
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@vinosscum introduced me to the first Mistborn book,
#doodles#mistborn#the final empire#cosmere#mistborn art tag#yeah this won't be all that comes out of my horrid little hands of course#vin mistborn#elend venture#kelsier mistborn#ok so i finished it earlier this evening and I'm already going to go bother local library staff about book 2#anyway Vin sweetie ur doing great#amazing how one girl can attain So Many Dads in such a short time#I haven't had too much time to look for like. proper illustrations or anything so here have my mental image#of the girl herself while I was reading#and the slightest hint of kel in the you're my dad meme#anyway. yay! books!!#this totally won't destroy me in any way!!!
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whumptober no.7: (alt) forgotten
#whumptober2024#no.7#forgotten#altprompt#bleach#gifs#blood#rum.gif#bleach (2018)#bleach live action#ichiruki#kurosaki ichigo#kuchiki rukia#fukushi sota#sugisaki hana#bleachedit#shounenedit#jdramasource#jdramanet#cinemapix#translation note: for some reason the subs don't include that she says “shinigami” and she actually says “you (will)” after “as a result” s#i guess they thought “as a result” was a more natural stopping point? idk#this may be unrelated but#sometimes bleach translators like to localize too much like the point of characters like rukia is that they talk weird to japanese speakers#she uses a really old form of “you” which is derogatory nowadays but was once extremely polite#so it's like. does she call him that because she wants to insult him or is it just because she's old af? part of the fun of her character!#obv you can't actually translate that but idk i'm sure there are ways in english to make it sound like she talks weird#i guess using “thou” would kind of turn people off huh#although iirc “thou” fell out of fashion because it was considered ruder (more familiar) than “you” so???#but don't quote me on that
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pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one
adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')
#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#the noise#fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok#even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail#peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.#arting#pizzaposting#i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e#fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like#he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing#not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time#so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable#total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at#persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast#fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything#except for the rats.
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Fun little factoid about Sho
In the game files there's some audio that's just like. "Generic Story Voices". The same ones that I got Kaito and Towa's incantations from. Generic audios were used in campus chats before they got fully voiced I believe, but now they're not used anywhere as far as I know.
One of Sho's is labeled 'Hyde'
And he uses 'Aniki' for him???
My understanding is generally that 'aniki' is kind of respectful and the fact that he uses a respectful term for the brother that he hates struck me as odd when I first found the file(then again he uses 'senpai' for pretty much every student older than him so far, so maybe he's just respectful in general?? Or maybe it's more of a sarcastic thing for Hyde?)
And then we got the 'I'm counting on you Shohei' bit and I was like. O h. Either he's actually fond of/respects Hyde a lot and has no problem being obedient towards him or he just. Speaks to him respectfully out of intimidation maybe? Or habit since he speaks restfully to other people? Idk. Why does he refer to him so respectfully. . . . . . . .i wanna know. . . . .tell us what their secret dealings are zzg. . . . .based on the way he talks to him in the campus chat he doesn't respect him like that but they were also in like a main hall of the building? Maybe in private he speaks and acts totally different?
#datamining cw#tokyo debunker spoilers#shohei haizono#sho haizono#danie yells at tokyo debunker#hyde haizono#how do you think they'll localize it. . .some part of me says 'sir' could show the respect decently but on the other hand it feels too much#'big brother' doesn't really sound natural and 'bro' is much too casual. maybe just 'hyde'? probably just 'hyde'. but i guess it depends on#why he addresses him that way. . .like if it's to convey respect or intimidation 'sir' might carry the right weight in english#like you don't call a family member sir unless you're like. really hammering in that you understand your position compared to them#if it's just 'he's respectful towards everyone' then 'professor' or 'professor haizono' may suffice. . .?#i feel like directly addressing him as 'hyde' would be able to be read as kinda disrespectful/overly personal no matter the language#so probably not just 'hyde.' they could also just leave out any form of address tbh. i'm not a localizer or a professional at all so.#idk. it'd be a very context dependent thing. i can't wait for the inevitable reveal of whatever circumstances cause him to use 'aniki' lol#just. i wanna know what's going on with them I WANNA KNOW /gently shakes zzg
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wwaah ✨
#me having this stretch while making this like getting slightly misty twice or thrice like ah um well sure. wahh#their humansonas....masking & closeting? serving & slaying? so powerful & i'm living for it#i Know like elementary school me understood a [touches ground. there's something here] b/c i remembered i associated an abba song w/them?#& here i am serious well That Was That On That (thee flirting ever) in that 5 sec clip like well. 🏆 that was that on that#little a normativity performing efforts while morally supporting your local autistic kid....& that's also that on all that#corned beef#oh god there's like 50 ways to format your categorical tags. alright i'll#fairly oddparents
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Between waiting for V10 news, my own personal stuff, and the US now being on fire (partially) literally, I know I've been pretty quiet here. Even before all of this I was pretty shut down emotionally, and I am just very absent as a person right now. I feel like many are struggling, and I wanted to share something that has helped me some:
What I find myself thinking about the most is like that she was out there and brave and looking for love at a time when her existence was criminalized. It's hard to remember that there was all of this light in the dark ages, but there was still these brazen romances. And I don't know that love was still stronger than fear, at least at times.
You're Wrong About - Kitty Genovese and “Bystander Apathy”
Stories about existing and loving in a world that wants you gone. It's not that horrible things didn't happen or won't happen, but that we will make do. Loving who you love, and being you matters. All of us matter. Our stories and lives, big and small matter.
Take care of those close to you. Find little moments of joy. Disconnect when you can. Read, create, and rest when you can. If you feel like nothing you do can change anything, volunteer. Sure, you can't fix a broken system right now by yourself, but you can help people have a hot meal they might not otherwise get.
As for the RW/BY stuff here, that's not going to change, other than maybe less in part because I just use this as an archive between volumes. I've been here for so long it would feel weird not to at this point. I know some people have found some level of comfort that I'm still here keeping up this blog, and I hope I continue to provide that for people (and, of course, bees).
#ccyy talks#I wanted to keep the main post more postive but you don't have to be#Shit is gonna be bad and it will for a minimum of 4 years and more likely closer to 6 or more#and I will never tell someone to not be pissed but keep in mind who your enemies are and that an inperfect ally is still an ally#be mindful of local elections and things you can do in your community to make it safer for those most vulnerable#and especially if you live in a sanctuary city know your rights with ICE for yourself and your neighbors#and I know it seems pointless but I mentioned reading because they want us ignorant so we are less likely to fight back#they wouldn't be so dead set on destroying education if it didn't matter#it's also okay to be scared and just work on surviving there's no shame in that whatever someone else tells you#things are uncertain right now and not to sound like a therpist but we will all have to get comfortable with uncertainty#and I suck at this but you just get more stressed worrying about all the what ifs#worrying about tomorrow really can limit possible joy today and we all need joy wherever we can#easier said than done as I am just sentient anxiety#I'm sure I could say more but we as stronger and more of us will make it through together in whatever way we can be
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critiquing Kamala is easy but not really helpful right now. we need to be talking about what we can do. I do not give a shit about blame, we start working now
#orcspeak#uspol#I'm moving very soon but then once I'm settled at my new place i gotta see what the local politics scene is like#so i can see what all i can contribute to in a tangible way
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Finally got around to adding Miku to the Getcha! outfit from earlier, just in time to find out Miku Expo 2024 is coming to my state!! It's only going to be like half an hour from my house!!!!!
#vocaloid#gumi#gumi megpoid#miku#hatsune miku#my art#miku expo#I'm literally screaming and crying#The last time it came to north america I would have had to go all the way to chicago#now it's basically local!!#AAAAAAAAAA#anyways I'm normal about it
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i am once again considering going on shitty dating apps to try and find local transfem friends
#i love all my friends but i cannot hug them#and if i'm so isolated out here im sure a lot of my local sisters feel that way too#and if i try to go to a bar i might explode unless im stoned out of my mind
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I'm going to be the most ANNOYING person at the social function and I'm going to ENJOY that fact, dangnabbit.
#i did not spend all those years hating being described as quirky by loved ones just to not reclaim that descriptor#i WILL tell people about the cool bug i saw on my way here and how there's a local conservation effort helping bring up their population#i WILL talk about how i write fanfiction about pokemon and anthros and have a tumblr blog where i post drawings of them#i WILL look people in the eye and silently tell them “It's so nice to be yourself. don't you want to try too?”#i'm going to be the most annoying person at the social function and i will not just ENJOY that. i will LOVE IT BEYOND WORDS#queued#sofie says stuff#hopepunk
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