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honestly. if you decided to create giant fucking corpse-head-spiders to populate your world with then this is exactly what you deserve.
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#sqh#sqq#you know how i said i had just started the first book?#well that's officially old news i could not put it down#i was uncertain about this series cause i'm not generally into isekai but okay yeah it's REALLY funny#like sqh is playing dead at this point#he's not a threat#sqq isn't TECHNICALLY even suppose to know he's a ''traitor'' yet#this is just pure fucking pettiness and i love him for it#i would also feel this way if i had to handle giant head sized spider demons#well i'm gonna have to go and buy the second book tomorrow (quiet prayer that my local bookstore has it in stock)#my art
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(giant au) hey brad!! I know you miss being human, but what are some things you like about being giant?
(trying a different way to make comics for asks!!)
"There's actually a lot of things I like about being me! For example...
The view! The ruins of the old war are reminders of a dark past, but they create a diverse and awesome scenary. Cities without all this greenery must have been pretty boring. I see beautiful landscapes everyday! I bring my friends up here all the time so they can enjoy the view too, this makes me so happy!"
"Being me also helps to move in general. One of the biggest difficulties people face is how they will get from one settlement to another, from one supply camp to another, sometimes simply moving to a more stable and less dangerous region. Vehicles are scarce and there are dangerous animals almost everywhere outside of a stable settlement. I have no problem with this. I've gone to many places several times easily and most of the beasts don't have the courage to come near me. Migration has never been a problem"
"And of course, safety! I'm... safe, I guess? Like I said before, no animal messes with me and I'm immune to most of the diseases they carry. My skin is thick and hard to penetrate, bites and scratches do nothing. I can see clearly at night. My sense of smell makes it easy to find food..."
"No one… has the courage to try to hurt me… or get close… or talk to me… or… well... yeah..."
"... yeah, no. I'm safe. I'm definitely safe"
#ask#g/t#giant/tiny#size difference#g/t community#toby#siri#brad#euphoria au#giant brad au#BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL GIANT LOVES HIS FRIENDS#also i have no idea why the image quality is so bad#i tried to upload the images in 1000 different ways and nothing works#so i'm blaming tumblr#thanks tumblr!
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June 24th: The Brides: Hey, Drac, your pet, that you said we would be able to have soon, is escaping out the window. Dracula: No, that was me, I'm wearing his clothes as part of a Scheme (c). Dracula: Don't worry about it. June 25th: The Brides: *watching Jonathan carefully scale the walls* The Brides: ...There goes the Count again. That's fine.
#dracula#dracula daily#dracula spoilers#'that any wickedness which he may do shall by the local people be attributed to me' goes both ways~#should I say I'm back on my bullshit if I never left
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@vinosscum introduced me to the first Mistborn book,
#doodles#mistborn#the final empire#cosmere#mistborn art tag#yeah this won't be all that comes out of my horrid little hands of course#vin mistborn#elend venture#kelsier mistborn#ok so i finished it earlier this evening and I'm already going to go bother local library staff about book 2#anyway Vin sweetie ur doing great#amazing how one girl can attain So Many Dads in such a short time#I haven't had too much time to look for like. proper illustrations or anything so here have my mental image#of the girl herself while I was reading#and the slightest hint of kel in the you're my dad meme#anyway. yay! books!!#this totally won't destroy me in any way!!!
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pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one
adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')
#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#the noise#fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok#even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail#peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.#arting#pizzaposting#i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e#fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like#he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing#not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time#so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable#total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at#persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast#fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything#except for the rats.
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wwaah ✨
#me having this stretch while making this like getting slightly misty twice or thrice like ah um well sure. wahh#their humansonas....masking & closeting? serving & slaying? so powerful & i'm living for it#i Know like elementary school me understood a [touches ground. there's something here] b/c i remembered i associated an abba song w/them?#& here i am serious well That Was That On That (thee flirting ever) in that 5 sec clip like well. 🏆 that was that on that#little a normativity performing efforts while morally supporting your local autistic kid....& that's also that on all that#corned beef#oh god there's like 50 ways to format your categorical tags. alright i'll#fairly oddparents
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Finally got around to adding Miku to the Getcha! outfit from earlier, just in time to find out Miku Expo 2024 is coming to my state!! It's only going to be like half an hour from my house!!!!!
#vocaloid#gumi#gumi megpoid#miku#hatsune miku#my art#miku expo#I'm literally screaming and crying#The last time it came to north america I would have had to go all the way to chicago#now it's basically local!!#AAAAAAAAAA#anyways I'm normal about it
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whumptober no.7: (alt) forgotten
#whumptober2024#no.7#forgotten#altprompt#bleach#gifs#blood#rum.gif#bleach (2018)#bleach live action#ichiruki#kurosaki ichigo#kuchiki rukia#fukushi sota#sugisaki hana#bleachedit#shounenedit#jdramasource#jdramanet#cinemapix#translation note: for some reason the subs don't include that she says “shinigami” and she actually says “you (will)” after “as a result” s#i guess they thought “as a result” was a more natural stopping point? idk#this may be unrelated but#sometimes bleach translators like to localize too much like the point of characters like rukia is that they talk weird to japanese speakers#she uses a really old form of “you” which is derogatory nowadays but was once extremely polite#so it's like. does she call him that because she wants to insult him or is it just because she's old af? part of the fun of her character!#obv you can't actually translate that but idk i'm sure there are ways in english to make it sound like she talks weird#i guess using “thou” would kind of turn people off huh#although iirc “thou” fell out of fashion because it was considered ruder (more familiar) than “you” so???#but don't quote me on that
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So I decided to watch a bit of Bridgerton with my mother, which I'm not really interested in (I don't really like period pieces unless it's a fanfic for a ship I like) but it's a show she enjoys so I sometimes catch her watching it and join her, and literally the only takeaway from the stuff I've seen with her is that Colin, Lord Debling, and Penelope should have all been poly
#guys listen a lot of shit could have been solved if they had just been poly (says local poly relationship writer & enjoyer)#i know polin is like the Ship this season from what i've seen when i lightly check out the bridgerton fandom#but i really enjoyed the chemistry between penelope & debling. they were cute.#that scene where he asked in a roundabout way how to propose to her. it was sweet. also the way he stuttered was really cute.#i also imagined colin & debling together in a world where polyamory & queer relationships weren't frowned upon#and i think they would be cute. he & colin would have a fun dynamic because debling's similair to pen but also he still very different#and i think that seeing colin being oblivious about liking him would be cute#it would definitely add to the drama if violet didn't really understand that colin was into both pen & debling at first. but when she does.#she spends the entire time with her head in her hands because her son is so bad at recognizing his feelings.#i just think the two would be really cute if the time period wasn't. you know. very unaccepting of queer relationships.#bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#lord debling#alfred debling#polin#colin x penelope#pebling#penelope x lord debling#colin x penelope x lord debling#colin x lord debling#god i think i'm the only one adding to that tag. if not creating it. oh well.#please don't bother interacting with this post if you're just going to say that polin is superior or whatever. literally just block me dude#yuri's thoughts & rambles#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton spoilers#this literally might be the only time i even use the bridgerton tag
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I was just peacefully getting lost in reading The Next Prince novel (it's so fucking good y'all) and randomly went to check twt after finishing a chapter, only to find that not only were zonzons melting over P'Zee's Baby NuNew caption and those new photos he shared but also-- Making An Observation:
For one, I was today years old when I found out that what I'd assumed was underwear peeking out during some Day 1 performances of New's concert, was in fact a WAIST CHAIN kill me now i can't take his gorgeousness anymore 😭🔫
And then zonzons went-- Hey wait. We know there were two birthday gifts from P'Zee and we've only found out about the necklace so far ... and New likes to show off his presents by wearing them for special occasions ...
...and the waist chain says Baby
#send help i'm dying over here 😩 every costume was so damn gorgeous!!#nunew chawarin#zeenunew#zee pruk#nunew 1st concert#can't wait for fans to ask them if the waist chain was a gift from p'zee or just something the stylists brought on#either way it's an insanely pretty choice 😩#but if p'zee really did buy that for him- holy fucking shit.#bella and the blorbos#local woman harps on about znn
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I've been thinking about Imelda's complete faith and investment in the Trust, and how it allows her to twist anything For The Good Of The Trust, like she full on tortured a guy. It also comes up in these small ways - the hypocrisy runs deep AND it's on the surface plain as day.
The first time she meets Weepe she asks him if a tearror did something to him and then chastises Penny for doing the same. Of course, she's probably also attempting to deflect conversation and speculation away from "how did the Tripotentiary get like that" because she contributed to it, but underlying it is this: "it's totally fine for me to be intrusive and rude but you can't be".
And she could so easily justify why she asked, and why it's good to know about the backstory of people you're bringing into the Trust, and she was asking for her own safety! Imagine if "that kind of thing" could happen on Midst if you didn't have the right light bulbs! The horror!
But like....
Not to get into it on main but it's really reminding me of white American suburban Christianity and how manners are treated as this paramount virtue, while at the same time people are nice without being kind, and the way the hypocrisy is just swept under the rug and pointing out inconsistencies is taboo. And how people with power can get away with anything, from impoliteness to abuse.
#im like hi Third Person thanks for both healing and triggering my religious trauma with the Trust#on my various relistens I'm able to focus more on side characters and what they're up to#imelda is so fascinating and terrifying#the social power and pressure she wields is so... well. reminiscent of some stuff in my memories#she's so cheerful and she's so calculated#and on the other side of the chess match - kozma lazlo - not cheerful but just as powerful and calculated#and also Hieronymus - local man barley holding his secrets in and definitely suffering under the stress#ok also she has way less Valor than anyone in the room and she STILL commands it#midst podcast#thatcoloradosunrise
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first thought i had was "turn around and kiss me"
#in (US) grade schools putting bunny ears behind someones head can be a lighthearted prank that means “turn around and kiss me”#i know the symbol can mean different things in different cultures and that in the US it was still highly localized#but the grade school prank (weird way of flirting) is what I'm referring to here#plz rb if you know what I'm talking about#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#geto suguru#stsg#satosugu
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I'm cryingggg Honest Fellow's Ace Attorney ass localization is really exposing the true nerds and yumes who know about Honest John's full ass name
STRAIGHT UP SEEING PEOPLE THROWING FITS ON TWITTER, like it's not that serious, but seeing someone screenshot them blocking the twst en account???
I'm in tears 🤣 🤣 🤣
Y'all can just point and laugh at the name like me and my friends are, since the Italians are here with Ernesto Foulworth and Gino. (But also lmaooo fucking Ernesto, nerd ass fox man 🤣)
Honest Fellow and Gidel is what I'll always use, but I'm still gonna tease his ass over Ernesto, literally sounds like he's trying to be high class lmaooo.
I love this so much. It's just adding some chaos and full nerding out on such tidbits, like, you'd be surprised with the shit you find out about some Disney characters. Mister John Worthington Foulfellow, where we get Honest Fellow. I'm still losing my mind, like of all the things to focus on, it's that and not some of the funky food choices I had to read that reached the manga localization??
I saw what was clearly a cutlet sandwich called a meatball sandwich, and thaumarks STILL using the madol currency (aka, the one that reflects yen, which is bringing up my dear friend @jadecore and their comment on the economy is in shambles)
Anyways, I can't wait to pull on Honest and Gidel's banner next year. I'm looking forward to my Rollo getting a new dormmate. :V
#twst#twisted wonderland#fellow honest#gidel#localization#klonoa speaks#I'm laughing so hard over this#please don't take this the wrong way#I'm just having a good laugh over this cuz i love honest fellow so much
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Btw if you come on holidays and stay at an AirBnb instead of an actual registered hotel I hate you personally. Not "I hate the gentrification and touristic massification and the way we can't live in our homes and are forced to move away because of tourism" in an abstract way- No, not just that. I hate you.
#I'm from a seaside town that has become popular with tourists who come for the beach and the mediterranean climate#and the typical whitewashed walls of mediterranean coastal towns#in just a few years the average rent has gone up so much that now the average rent id#*is over 1000€ per month#one thousand!#that's a whole salary!#in the past 2 years they've been building a new neighbourhood. they've destroyed the vinyeards to make a new neighbourhood that will make#the town 1/3 bigger than it is. that's a lot. but all those houses are luxury houses with private swimming pools for rich foreigners (we#already have 2 private British schools high schools and college(in the british sense)/baccalaureate where their kids go and never have to#interact with locals. I teach some of those kids and they're very prejudiced against locals and very bigoted against the catalan language#(which ofc they never bother to learn)#there's a law in catalonia that says that for every certain amount of houses you build you are obligated to build a certain percentage of#affordable housing. so in this new neighborhood they built the bare minumum affordable housing which is still too expensive for us#and since there's so few of them everyone is competing to get them. the city hall and the bank have had to make an official competition for#them but you only classify if the renr would not be more than 1/3rd of your salary which is impossible. my cousins who are in their mid 30s#and have been working a good qualified job for 15 years (and their partners too) are considered too poor to be considered for the#affordable housing#everyone is having to move out to other cities away from their friends and family and current jobs. the only jobs left here soon will be#mostly directed at tourists#and the only way to continue living here if you're a normal person and not rich is if you're an only child who one day might inherit the#parents' house#but we look around at what's happening in nearby cities and we see the next step which will be airbnb taking the houses that are left#in many places (I've posted about thia before) there aren't any flats for rent or sell anymore that isn't an airbnb#I'm still lucky in my town when compared to other places like Barcelona which are already full of the airbnb plague#actualitat#airbnb#tourism#touristic massification#gentrification
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What's cosmic depression?
when you're depressed but in the cosmos
#it's like. depression that's so much bigger than your body. depression that encompasses all of reality.#i go into Walmart after walking 500 miles from my car because the parking lot is vast and eternally full#i need one specific thing. katsu sauce for example. only walmart has it according to an online search.#i am overwhelmed by the sprawl. I'm like there's no way all these clothes are gonna be bought. this is so many waffle makers.#against my better judgement i pass by the pet section. half gallon self cleaning betta boxes are 50% off.#I've lived here all my life and remember when this was a local chain grocery store.#there is a specific smell.#i hate walmart i hate going in. i can get cheaper bananas at smiths. in fact everything is cheaper at smiths. why am i here.#oh right. katsu sauce.#i find the condiment aisle with an asian section. there is no katsu sauce.#and that's cosmic walmart depression#m2a#m2answers
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Too 🌟stupid🌟 to be his partner.
#mike rotunda#varsity club#world championship wrestling#wrestling fanart#my art#i've talked about it before but 1999 VC!Mike has got to be the sluttiest gimmick#you can smell the desperation. way past his prime#but slap some late 90s “i cause a scene at your local dick's sporting goods store” sunglasses on him#then all of a sudden I'm [redacted]#it's also his dad mullet 🥴❤ (affectionate + derogatory)
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