#siri

[lamaery]

Looking for a stormy or colorful summer beach read? @priscellie and Ihad way too much fun creating some romance novel versions of Rhythm of War and Warbreaker. I made the illustrations and Priscillie made them look like actual books – beautifully ridiculous, curly typography, mock-up and all. I hope that there will be more :D

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Image description: (by Priscillie) Photomanipulation of two battered paperback pulp romance novels that look straight out of a thrift store bargain bin in the 1980s. The books are RHYTHM OF WAR and WARBREAKER by Sandra Branderson. RHYTHM OF WAR features an illustration of Navani and Raboniel experimenting with light, Raboniel looming behind Navani and leaning in, their faces almost touching. Raboniel streams voidlight from her image-left hand, which travels like lightning through Navani's tuning fork and into the sphere in Navani's gloved safehand. It's the primary source of light in the scene, and the background is nothing but murky darkness. Raboniel focuses intently, her red eyes alien and unknowable, as she focuses on her work. One of Navani's unkempt locks of hair just brushes the corner of Raboniel's mouth, and I'm not normal about it. Navani looks like she's gone three days without changing clothes and that she's slept in her hairstyle a similar number of nights. The collar of her havah is open, revealing her collarbones. Her expression is a mix of amazement, fear, and exhaustion, her mouth slightly open and her head tilted back slightly. Her face is lit from below by their experiment. The title and author's name are angled at a sharp diagonal, with strong capital letters and the occasional flourish. At the top is the tagline "In the Heart of War... Passion and Honor are Fused!" In one corner is some publication information, with a little logo of a seal and the words "A 'Sealed With a Kiss' Paperback," the fake ISBN 17S-631-1123-1210 (the last two sets of numbers being our birthdays), and prices in America and Canada. The other book is Warbreaker, also by Sandra Branderson. The illustration depicts Susebron and Siri in a ridiculously overblown, windswept Fabio-style cover, with a shirtless Susebron holding Siri so she's half sitting on his chest, one knee up with her thigh along his chest, her legs off to one side, and with her body twisted so she's facing him with her upper body, leaning down to him, a breath away from kissing him. She's wearing a teal dress with a Mesoamerican vibe that reveals her midriff and leaves her shoulders bare, but with a long train that blows off to the side. Her arms are painted in looping gold shapes. Her hair is blonde for most of its length, but it's beginning to change to a vivid red at the scalp. It's wrapped in teal ribbon to match her dress. Susebron has long, sleek black hair caught by the wind, chunky gold earrings and a slim gold cuff at his upper arm, and is wrapped in long white strips of awakened cloth that snake through the image in an energetic explosion of fabric. He gazes at her in handsome adoration and abandon, and she gazes back in love tempered by concern. The title has the same diagonal and italicized design with the same typeface and flourishes, but the title is jazzed up with shimmery, iridescent type. At the top is the tagling "She was forced to marry a god... Then she took his breath away!"

[buckets-and-trees]

🧚🏻‍♀️✨Bippity boppity bow chicka wow oww! You’ve been visited by the Shameless Hoe Fairy, and now you must share a hoe thot about: CE!babe + unintentional manhandling 😌😘

Oh.

We know who this has to be...

This man who can't help himself from being helpful. And you're in the same grocery store parking lot, and a car unexpectedly lurches out of its spot, and he physically moves you out of the way, hefting you up and to the side.

But there's an accidental boob graze, which makes him blush, and as he steadies you back down on your feet, because you're a little shaken with adrenaline, he can't take his hand off your hip. He knows that's what he's supposed to do, but it's so soft and his hand rounds it so well, and he wants to squeeze. He wants to put his other hand on the other hip and pull you close. He asks if, "You're okay, ma'am?", and the second he does, he kicks himself, and there's a look of horror on your face, because you don't want to be ma'am-ed by him (of course you know the face of Captain America). But you re-school your features after a beat and say you're, "Just fine, Captain."

...and that makes something in his chest ruuuuummmmmble at you calling him Captain.

He wouldn't mind you doing it again under very different circumstances.

But both of you - a little flustered - part ways and go about your day.

Only to cross paths again later that afternoon when he shows up for his first volunteer shift at the library for children's story hour, and you're there, working the circulation desk.

And you give him a surprised, "Hello, Captain." 🤭

[cosmiciaria]

So far all of my bookmark designs in art nouveauish style. I like some more than others but for an experiment I think I'm doing a good job. I still love Syl as my favourite and she was the first I drew. I hope to keep drawing more cosmere characters from different books!

You can see Elend here and Dalinar here! The maximum per post seems to be ten pictures so I can't add him here 💔

[cosmerelists]

If Cosmere Characters Had YouTube Channels...

As requested by @queenfishiethemagnificent :)

If YouTube existed in the Cosmere and was suspiciously similar to our YouTube, what kind of channels would Cosmere characters have? In order to answer this question, let's look at the titles of their three most popular YouTube videos!

1. Rock: Cooking Channel

Most Popular Videos:

"Making Stew: But Each Member of Bridge 4 Gets To Add One Ingredient!"

"Making Stew: Cold Weather Classics"

"Making Stew: Huio Is In Charge And I'm WORRIED"

2. Kelsier: Unboxing Channel

Most Popular Videos:

"Opening Pokemon Cards: Hoping For Something Super Rare!"

"I Found These Mystery Boxes At An Abandoned Mall: What's Inside???"

"When You Buy From This Store, There's ALWAYS Another Secret!"

3. Eshonai: Travel Channel

Most Popular Videos:

"Visiting Kholinar: What You Need To Know"

"The Reshi Isles Were AMAZING"

"What You Don't Know About Visiting the Shattered Plains"

4. Shallan: Art Channel

Most Popular Videos:

"Getting High And Painting STRAIGHT From The Unconscious"

"Can Painting Predict the FUTURE???"

"Forcing Kaladin To Draw Horses With Me"

5. Nikaro: Art Channel

Most Popular Videos:

"Painting Bamboo With My Eyes Closed"

"Painting Bamboo With My Feet"

"Painting Bamboo But Every Five Seconds Yumi Sets Off An Air Horn"

6. Rysn: Product Review Channel

Most Popular Videos

"If You're Going To Buy One Fabrial This Year, Make It This One"

"Do Not Miss Out On This Levitating Chair"

"Accessible And Cute Outfits For Wheelchair Users"

7. Chiri-Chiri: One of Those Pet Channels

"Chiri-Chiri Eats A Gem!"

"Chiri-Chiri Loves Being Pet!"

"Chiri-Chiri is HYPER Today!"

8. Yumi: ASMR Rock Stacking Channel

Most Popular Videos:

"Rock Stacking To Help You Sleep"

"Let's Stack Rocks Together"

"Stack Rocks To Achieve Peace"

9. Adolin: Fashion Channel

Most Popular Videos:

"Hottest Styles of The Year: Review"

"Creating Outfits From Every Decade"

"My Friends Design My Outfit: Everybody Picks One Thing For Me To Wear"

10. Siri: Fashion Channel

"Picking A Dress: The Others Will Be BURNED!"

"How Many Pounds of Material Can I Wear?"

"Making My Hair Match My Dress"

11. Navani: Educational Science Channel

Most Popular Videos:

"Simple Fabrial Experiments For Kids"

"I Designed Rocket Boots"

"Forcing Kaladin to Try Out My Worst Designs of the Year"

12. Tress: Educational Science Channel

Most Popular Videos:

"Sprouter Experiments: Do NOT Try These At Home!!"

"Powering Bottle Rockets with Zephyr Spores"

"I Grew Verdant Vines Into a Little Buddy!"

13. Steris: Longform, Well-Researched Videos Channel

"The Ascendant Warrior: Myth Meets History"

"Ten Real-World Disasters And How To Be Prepared"

"Why Are The Outer Cities Angry?"

14. Vin: Uh....let's call it a "Trying Things Channel"

Most Popular Videos:

"MIXING ALL THE METALS: WILL I SURVIVE???"

"Which Allomantic Metal is the Most Delicious?"

"Help Me Choose a Dress for the Ball"

15. Szeth: Uh...let's call it a "Trying Things Channel"

Most Popular Videos

"Letting My Followers Choose Everything I Do Today"

"Letting Dalinar Choose Everything I Do Today"

"I Was Going To Let Nightblood Choose Everything I Did Today But It Was A Huge Mistake"

[85casagrande]

[biteofcherry]

🧚🏻‍♀️✨Bippity boppity bow chicka wow oww! You’ve been visited by the Shameless Hoe Fairy, and now you must share a hoe thot about: CE!babe + “I thought this is what you wanted, don’t get all shy on me now.” 😈

Spicy

Perhaps the word shy isn't one to associate with Cherie, but believe me, Master Ari knows how to get her into that state rapidly 😏

warnings: bdsm; D/s; rack (risk aware consensual kink); bondage; exhibitionism; heat stimulation/sensation play; anal play; fingering;

Heart of Ruby Masterlist

Dom!Ari Levinson x female reader

Everything is boiling. No. Sizzling. No. Burning.

Oh God, so much burning.

The heat of embarrassment at being exposed to everyone in your most vulnerable state is only a tad lower than the heat of Ari's evil, dark gaze drinking your messy state in.

Still, it all feels tepid to the actual heat spreading through your body.

Four zones of burning fire that pulses in waves, rippling further and further and crashing into one overwhelming tsunami.

Bound on the table placed on the main stage, like a sacrificial virgin for the devil to take and his wicked followers to enjoy; you're unable to escape the torment.

Usually, you didn't have much problem with being watched. You got used to it, having assisted Ari in his classes, as well being at the Ruby Garden so often. But there were certain moments when you barely could handle it - those moments when Master Ari truly stripped you of all the control and all the layers of bratty bravado, leaving you helpless and humiliated.

You close your eyes, letting out another pitiful whine. Writhing helplessly in your bonds, you turn your head to the side to avoid the gazes observing your ruin.

It makes Ari chuckle.

"I thought this is what you wanted, don't get all shy on me now." He mocks, trailing a single digit down your belly.

"You claimed the mood in the club tonight is too mild, Cherie." Ari's fingers travel lower and tease the crease in the juncture of your thigh.

"As a good Dom I felt obliged to deliver a solid dose of spice. Just for you."

And he did.

In the most wicked way.

Being strapped down made you giddy, but the simple addition that followed was what knocked your breath out of you and started your true torture.

Proving, once again, that Ari didn't need elaborate methods to masterfully wreck you.

Just like he said, Ari simply added some spice.

In the form of a dab of ginger lube on the plug that he pushed into your tight ass and smears of heat stimulating gel on your nipples and clit.

The warmth increased to burning within a few breaths. Not overbearing, but driving you straight into madness. You were sweaty in no time. And dripping onto the table.

Ari's feather-light touch adds to the sensations, heightening your desperate need for release. Which, of course, he isn't about to give you.

"Oh god, oh god, oh god, I'm going to die," you babble, straining against your bonds as Ari's finger teases your wet, puffy folds.

"Mighty brat losing all fight with just a pinch of spice." Ari taunts you.

When two of his fingers drive into your dripping cunt, your body seizes and you moan loudly. You imagined it would bring much needed friction to ease the madness, but it seems to actually drop you straight into hell.

"Please, Master!" You beg as tears trickle out of the corners of your eyes.

"There, there," Ari coos, curling his fingers against your G-spot and making you arch in delirious pleasure. All mixed with dabs of fizzing pain.

"Gel and lube will lose their heat. At some point." He smirks, driving his fingers into you harder.

Before the heat disperses, you'll be a screaming mess; spicing up the mild evening for the whole club. Just like you wanted.

[warmheartedbimbo]

🖤🧡🖤

[guaxinimraccoon]

(giant au) hey brad!! I know you miss being human, but what are some things you like about being giant?

(trying a different way to make comics for asks!!)

"There's actually a lot of things I like about being me! For example...

The view! The ruins of the old war are reminders of a dark past, but they create a diverse and awesome scenary. Cities without all this greenery must have been pretty boring. I see beautiful landscapes everyday! I bring my friends up here all the time so they can enjoy the view too, this makes me so happy!"

"Being me also helps to move in general. One of the biggest difficulties people face is how they will get from one settlement to another, from one supply camp to another, sometimes simply moving to a more stable and less dangerous region. Vehicles are scarce and there are dangerous animals almost everywhere outside of a stable settlement. I have no problem with this. I've gone to many places several times easily and most of the beasts don't have the courage to come near me. Migration has never been a problem"

"And of course, safety! I'm... safe, I guess? Like I said before, no animal messes with me and I'm immune to most of the diseases they carry. My skin is thick and hard to penetrate, bites and scratches do nothing. I can see clearly at night. My sense of smell makes it easy to find food..."

"No one… has the courage to try to hurt me… or get close… or talk to me… or… well... yeah..."

"... yeah, no. I'm safe. I'm definitely safe"

[natsukicookies100]

Minhyeok comic part 1 || part 2

[kaladinstormblessed09]

There are people who don’t like warbreaker 😩. How? Why? It’s one of my favourite cosmere books! I understand it’s a bit slow but the set up is so so worth it for the amazing payoff at the end! And it’s just so so good on a reread. Knowing what you know of denth and Tonk fah. Of Lightsong and Llarimar! It’s just a wonderful book and I get sad when people don’t like it or find it boring.

[biteofcherry]

Can you maybe share a filthy thot about feral minotaur!Ari? 👀🫠

About two years after minotaur Ari claimed you, he visits Scaretale again. He's not looking for a new mate, he simply has a business meeting with Ransom and another monster. And because Ari is a faithful and caring husband, he takes you with him so that you can enjoy some change of pace for the evening (from wife and mother duties). And because he wants to show you off - his sweet wifey all glowing and round with second pregnancy, the most primal proof of Ari's virility 😎

Your cute sundress is tight enough not only to show your belly, but also make the outline of your pierced nipples visible.

Ari's been asked by Ransom to consider coaching a new potential fighting champion.

Jake's a satyr who appears playful and carefree, but has skills that properly honed could grant him years of championships. Ari notices the glances the young satyr sends your way (specifically your breasts) and, though he's not a sharing type, he uses you as an additional motivator for Jake.

Ari makes a promise that if Jake seriously dedicates himself to the training, he'll be rewarded with a private show of you being fucked full of your minotaur husband's cock and allowed to taste your milky breasts. Then, if he wins the championships, Ransom will help out in securing Jake his own pretty, little wife to claim and breed.

[guaxinimraccoon]

But who will squeeze the anxiety and bad moods out of giant brad? 😮

He's got backup!

[allthegeopolitics]

Apple has agreed to pay $95 million US to settle a lawsuit accusing the privacy-minded company of deploying its virtual assistant Siri to eavesdrop on people using its iPhone and other trendy devices. The proposed settlement filed Tuesday in an Oakland, Calif., federal court would resolve a five-year-old lawsuit revolving around allegations that Apple surreptitiously activated Siri to record conversations through iPhones and other devices equipped with the virtual assistant for more than a decade. The alleged recordings occurred even when people didn't seek to activate the virtual assistant with the trigger words, "Hey, Siri." Some of the recorded conversations were then shared with advertisers in an attempt to sell their products to consumers more likely to be interested in the goods and services, the lawsuit asserted.

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[cosmerelists]

Should You Copy These Cosmere Characters' Homework?

[Teacher voice] Of course, you should NEVER actually copy someone's homework, but... if you WERE going to copy someone's homework and you happened to be in the same class as these Cosmere characters, would it be a good idea to copy their homework in particular?

1. Dalinar: No

You tried it once. Dalinar told you that it's okay to fail sometimes, as long as you do better next time. Then he patted you on the shoulder and walked away. It was a little bit infuriating.

2. Elend: Yes

You know Elend's the smart kid in school. And he does kinda like to disobey authority too... As long as the teacher is a jerk, you should be safe asking Elend to help you pull one over on her.

3. Nale: No

Nale not only won't let you copy his homework, but he's telling the teacher you tried.

4. Renarin: Yes

If you ask Renarin if you can copy his homework, he'll end up helping you finish the homework instead. Not what you asked for or expected, but hey. At least it's done. The weird part is that he seemed like he was expecting this...

5. Painter: Sure

If you venture into the oddly dark corner where Painter is sitting and ask if you can borrow his homework, he'll say something like, "So...you were desperate enough to come to me?" But actually, his homework is pretty okay. He didn't pour his heart & soul into this assignment or anything, but that is a solid C right there.

6. Breeze: No

Breeze was kinda hoping to copy your homework so, you know, it's a little awkward now.

7. Siri: No

Siri also didn't do the homework. She's doing it right now, as fast as she possibly can, and she doesn't really have time for you at the moment.

8. Tress: Yes

Tress will want to help out, and her homework is gonna be in good shape, too. She also told you that she noticed you've seemed extra stressed and sad lately, so she made you this blueberry muffin. Y-You just met her last week!

9. Taravangian: No

There are only two ways this can play out. Either he says yes right away but the homework is horribly incorrect, or he says no and you just know that homework is perfect. There's no winning with this guy.

10. Shai: If you can afford it...

Shai has several copies of the homework, each different. Seriously, different handwriting, slightly different mistakes, different food stains....It's downright elaborate. She does charge a lot of money for one, though.

11. Steris: No

Steris' homework is done. It's perfect. But she's not gonna let you copy it, so.

12. Adolin: Yes

Adolin's homework won't be perfect (for one thing, he can't read), but he'd still be happy to help out. It's probably kinda correct, right?

13. Vivenna: No

I mean, you can try, but she's keeping it covered and glaring at you with a truly terrifying expression.

14. Kaladin: No!

You'll give the poor guy a crisis of conscience! He'll want to help you because you're in need, but he won't want to help you because helping you would be cheating. Don't do that to our boy.

15. Shallan: Sure!

Shallan studies hard, and she doesn't judge. Just...ignore the weird drawing in the margin of the many-headed beasts consuming the world. I-It probably means nothing!

16. Moash: No

Moash will give you all the wrong answers. He'll happily fail this assignment if it means taking you down too!

17. Jasnah: No

The look she gives you when she calmly asks, "Oh, did you not do the homework?" will haunt you for weeks. It's just not worth it, man!

18. Sarene: It's risky...

With Sarene, you never can tell whether her homework will be pristinely correct...or whether she'll give you the most ridiculous joke-answers that will make your teacher hand back your paper with that really sad frowny face on it.

S-She still got 100%, though! Did she give you decoy homework??

[sauriodesu]

[the-cosmerian-archivist]

Vivenna: oh poor Siri she must be overwhelmed right now

Siri: ...I'm so bored