#i'm hopefully gonna get around to doing all the tag games i've been tagged in over the last week or two

[auxiliarydetective]

Trying to spread some positivity in the OC community today, so: tell me ten random facts about Iris Winchester! Whatever fun little tidits you can think of, tell us about them!! <3

DOLLY! You're so incredibly kind <3 I'm sorry I didn't answer this sooner, I've been busy!

So, facts about Iris, my beloved!

She's more of a cocktail drinker than a drinker for the sake of alcohol. Like, she will drink gin from Hawkeye's still, but she prefers mixed drinks like caipirinha or calimocho (which is called "Korea" in German, fun fact) - mainly to piss off her fancier family members who would never dare mix a good red wine with cola. She's generally a wine drinker, but doesn't do it very often during the war.

She owns a good amount of jewelry, but she initially doesn't have it with her during the war. It's only when Klinger starts crossdressing that she starts asking her parents for jewelry and the like, for the sole purpose of passing them on to Klinger. He refused her lots of time because he feels bad about her gifting him all her things, but lots of jewelry still mysteriously ends up in his possession anyways.

Honestly, she has no clue of class differences and regularly falls flat on her face because of it. Mainly, she has no real idea of what the middle class is like. She'll either assume that they live a lot like she did at home or that they're fairly poor, with pretty much no inbetween.

She's a very generous person, partially because she has no perspective on money. While some of her relatives may be stingy, she likes to throw money at people with the impression that money will solve their problems. A lot of times, it does, but oftentimes it doesn't. Then, she'll be there to emotionally support them as well. But she really has no idea of what "rich" and "poor" actually mean.

She absolutely adores ancient Roman poetry, mainly the works of Ovidius and Catullus, and can cite a lot of verses by heart. Her favourites are the raunchier ones.

Occasionally, she and Father Mulcahy hold little Latin book clubs because they're among the only ones in the camp who actually actively know Latin. Charles knows Latin too, but only bits and pieces. Iris is definitely the more Latin-oriented relative.

She has a tattoo of a quote from Catullus's carmen 5 on her upper thigh, just beneath her hip. It reads "Da mi basia mille, dein mille altera" which translates to "Give me a thousand kisses, then another thousand" which is the beginning of verses 7 and 8. The poem is about love despite the gossip, badmouthing and jealousy of others and is a reminder to Iris of her love for life.

She almost died from an accidental overdose of cough syrup when she was young. Charles saved her from dying, which is part of the reason why they're so close in the present day. When visiting her in the hospital afterwards, he gifted her a book on Roman poetry, which sparked her keen interest in the topic.

Charles and Iris are cousins and they're over ten years apart in age. As such, Charles actually helped raise Iris and has always had a soft spot for the little girl that continues on into their joint service at the 4077th. He considers her an honorary little sister.

Iris is very rebellious where her family is concerned. Her family, including Charles, is very conservative, but she's having none of it. She's a drinker, she's bisexual, she's a woman in the army (shocking! But at least she made it to Captain) who joined voluntarily, to her family's dismay, and she's known for being very promiscuous in all of her relationships, whether they're romantic, sexual, or just platonic. One of the prettiest girls in camp, it's not like there's a lack of options to be had.

Thanks so much for your ask!!!

[ghostmoon1]

You know what, to start the year off, Imma make this lil appreciation post.

Now it's only been like, less than a year since I joined Tumblr about, I've been writing and drawing for years before this point, but the community here, especially the CoD community which I am mainly apart of just made me feel amazing. Everyone I've met here are some of the nicest people.

I have gotten my old hobbies back, giving me reason to write and draw again which have majorly helped with my own mental health, and now I just wanted to give the amazing people a shout out to start the year off, to hopefully make peoples days, and to just let them know that I appreciate yall!

In no specific order :3 and if you don't wanna be pinged again by me, please let me know and I won't!! No harm done, I hope this is okay :) and this is prob gonna be cringe or smt.. all sappy but like.Yeah here yall are lmao-

Putting them under the cut as there are a few :3

@gomzdrawfr - You've been a massive influence since I joined the CoD community, I adored your art from the very start, and your just such a sweet and kind person, one that I'm so thankful to have met, and so proud to be able to call you my friend. You're the first proper friend I've made here, and I can't tell you how much our talks make me smile every single time. And I'm also so thankful for the community you have sorta helped me get into, you've helped me feel comfortable interacting with more people here :3

@shadeops21 - You were honestly the person that got me to join Tumblr! I was looking for something to try and make my own Konig cosplay (that's been given up on bc motivation and Tik Tok just. yeahhh) and I found you, and all your amazing work! I basically made my account to see if you'd make any more, cause I just love what you do so much, it's got to be so helpful for so many people!!

@sleepyconfusedpotato - After Shadeops, you were the very second person I found here! And oh my gosh how much I obsessed (and still do) over your art, especially Jade. You inspired me to write my first ever fic on here, actually, where I made my first CoD oc ship with Soap, your art and what you do honestly helped me feel comfortable making something like that for myself, cause some of the toxic people on Tik Tok made me uneasy and unsure about that lol- And now, I finally have an OC I'm working in depth on, and you're my biggest reason to thank for that.

@soaps-mohawk - Your writing has inspired me so much, and I couldn't thank you enough for making your wonderful fic. I may not be like, a OG, but I've been there since around chapter 20 I think? I could be wrong, but half way through sorta. You are the biggest reason I started writing again here, you just create masterpieces. And this is the first time I've ever been hooked into a fic so much, and what got me into liking the Omegaverse (you hooked me and I can't let go of it now...) Thank you for taking your time with your writing, and thank you for all the inspiration you have given me.

@on-a-lucky-tide - Oh my gosh how much you have yanked me into the Nikprice community. I adore every single one of your writing pieces, and honestly, you are another who has helped inspire me to write more. All your writing is so filled with emotion and love, I want to be able to do that as well. Your a wonderful person, I've seen you interact with this community and everyone, and I just adore you as a person and all the hard work you put time and effort into creating.

@rainyrambles-overcod - I adore your oc's and rambles so much!! And I couldn't tell you how happy it makes me to have a friend that is okay with the tag games, I never know who to tag for those sorta things, but I actually feel okay tagging you and they are so fun and always brighten my mood :3 Keep creating, I can't wait to see what else you come up with. Thank you for all the tag games and fun!!

@nekrosmos - Yet another that has helped drag me into the Nikprice community or cult ig that too. Your art is absolutely amazing, I truly want to be able to draw like you do. Just everything about your art has me in awe, the emotion, the style, the love everything. Seeing your art brings me so much happiness! Oh and your writing is BEAUTIFUL. That also brings me joy to take a little time out of my day to sit and read the time and effort you put into everything, and how kind of a person you are. I always hope you'll keep creating, and always remember how much joy you bring both myself and others.

@daredaredoodles - I know we don't interact a whole lot, but you honestly mean a lot to me still. You were my first ever mutual on this site, and I will be forever grateful for this. Personally its anxiety that stops me from barging into peoples Dm's and talking, but yeah. Thank you for that, even if it is only a small thing.

@cricricorner - you were my first follower, and I still see you in my notifications from time to time, which always brings me joy! It's wonderful to see your followers still interact with your content, and I couldn't say how grateful I am. I couldn't tell you how happy I was to gain my first follower here, so thank you for taking your time to read my writing and see my art.

@daydreamsareallineed - You were pretty much the first person to show so much interest in my main fic!! And oh my gosh I couldn't ever tell you how much joy it brought me to read your comments, to have someone so interested in my writing, that personally I didn't even think was that good. I haven't given up completely on the fic dw, I'll hopefully update it soon! Motivation just go brrr. Thank you so much for all your support, it means the world to me.

And another shoutout to everyone who supports me, who follows me, and to every single one of you that like and reblog my content. I look through every single note I receive, I assure you none of you are left out.

And my final shoutout to everyone that creates on this site. The community here is like nothing I've ever experienced before. I adore scrolling through everyone's art, it all makes my day. I've never felt so comfortable and unjudged before. Thank you to everyone who contributes to this, you all make my day <3

This turned out a lot longer than I meant it to be- but I just wanted to share how I felt with this new year. I'm sorry if you'd rather not be pinged-

But have a lovely day :3 I love you all!!

[realtapiocafan]

NFL Tiers

@cazluvsu and @chasedeys did one, so i wanted to do one (and didn't want to do the stuff i actually should do lol)

it gets longggg

omg it's my team!

BENGALS (!!!): what it sounds like. they're my pookies <3. the team i hyperventilate over and has already shaved a few years off my life. ja'marr chase, my fav, an icon. won the fucking triple crown, opoy idc idc! joe! my mf qb and i'll defend him with my life. teeeeeee! god it's gonna kill me if the fo manages to fumble him. and trey! the lone bright spot in our defense, ahh, he tried his best! chase brown! heal fast and hopefully we grab another rb to split the workload. yoshi! great year for him, hopefully he keeps on improving! mims <3 <3 <3 and orlando! bright spots for the o-line! i think karras also had a really good year (just need to work on our guards...) jordan battle... i'm really sorry, but i cannot forgot that dropped defensive td. it's funny in hindsight, but i think my watch sent me a few warnings over my heartbeat at that time. i really hope cam bounce back next year! he was on an upward trend at the final five-game win streak! there's more that i'm forgetting, but i should probably stop here lol.

i'm so very fond of you

Vikings: oh Justin, genuinely pains my heart that minnesota sports team seem to have a curse upon them. justin deserves a playoff win! also never will i ever shut up about jjmarr and their specific brand of insanity. i really enjoy tell us with metullus and their defensive cellies were 🔥. camryn bynum copying the australian break dancer was gold. special mentions: white chicks, camp rock, parent trap, and high school musical! i also love watching jordan addison! hopefully jj mccarthy works out for them Lions: i love so many people! ah amon-ra! i loved his upside down celebration so much. sonic and knuckles, the nickname is so cute, i can't get over it. i love love love the dynamic of both people being Very Good at their positions, but Choosing to stay together on the same team (cough cough jayson tatum and jaylen brown). helplessly fond of jamo lol. the touchdown celebration was deserving of a fine, but like. it was hilarious. also dj reader! oh and i'm insanely jealous that they like. randomly picked up jake bates from the xfl who is turning to be one of the best kickers in the nfl. i was really sad when aidan hutchinson got hurt. hopefully next year, they'll have better injury luck. Commanders: jayden, jayden, jayden! oh, rookie of the fucking century. he will come back next year, i believe deep in my heart! and the moment that terry realized they won the bucs game, ahhhh, that was sooo sweet. finally experienced some postseason success after Decades of Torture. also i'll never be able to think of frankie luvu without That Moment. Bills: 0-4 in sbs and 0-4 against the chiefs, ah, the Curse narrative pulls me in. also my brother's a bills fan. josh deserves a SB idc idc. love james cook (even if i think he should cut his hair, i've seen so many defenders try to take him down by pulling on it). kincaid, it was not on you and you! will! bounce! back! i also root heavily for keon coleman! yet another louisiana boy! and i will forever root for damar!

your storylines intrigue me...

Texans: ooh cj! if you've been following my tags, you know i'm completely obsessed with jayden/cj (and jayden/cj/bryce) and IE shit. he seems worse than the clips i saw of last year, but how much of that is on the o-line and the horrific wr injuries? i want to see him bounce back next year! and poor tank dell. prayers 🙏. i think stefon's a free agent? it'd be interesting if he stays or. not. i also love nico! hopefully next year all the wrs will stay healthy! great to see joe mix thriving! and derek stingley ahhh! i really hope we see him and ja'marr interacting in the pro bowl! Panthers: ooh bryce! that video of him turning around before the td was caught, like steph curry's look-away threes -i loved that so fucking much. also as said above, this trio of cali qbs has my hearttt. the Narrative that when cj loses, bryce wins... oh that. the angst potential. and omg, xavier legette. he did an interview with a european reporter who def had no clue what xavier was talking about. ah, his thick southern accent <3. i also saw a video where he skinned a squirrel to eat it (yes you read that right) and like. what. Jaguars: go BTJ! been obsessed with their head coach debacle, hopefully it works out for liam coen lol. also duval is objectively an awesome chant Giants: go Malik! i do hope they find a qb... Ravens: divisional rival but alas i do find their players intriguing 😔. lamar <3. so fucking good which is. unfortunate when we play them. but fun to watch against other teams. watching derrick henry run never gets old! he just never! ever! goes down! which also, fuck this division -four of the opoy candidates (lamar, derrick, joe, and ja'marr) are from the afc north. i'm getting pulled into marlon humphrey's twitter. if there was anyone who could give ja'marr a run for his money as 'chiefs greatest hater', it would be marlon. also kyle <3. also very funny. who else... ooh zay! best wishes for a speedy recovery! Cowboys: really CeeDee is too pretty for that franchise. i suppose i also like micah too (is this a safe space to admit that i like ceedee/micah?)

I have history with you

Packers: dad's a fan and rants about christian watson's drops. i made a birthday card with a packers helmet one year 🙂. i'm also a fan of Weight of the Franchise narratives, and honestly it has to be hard for Jordan Love, with the legacy of Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers (both of whom I Hate for different reasons but were. objectively. good at football). and Josh Jacobs 😤. very unpopular opinion probably and i'm probably evil for this but jaire griddying in front of justin... sparked some thoughts in me ngl... Niners: mom's a fan and I like fred. also i feel soooo bad for them this year. like it wasn't just injuries and whatever tf that campbell thing was, but some players lost CHILDREN. a player got fucking shot. a year from hell fr. Falcons: in fifth grade we had to choose a football team for -actually i forgot why. learning more about different states i think, being like. 10. i wanted the dolphins, got the falcons instead. i remember watching the falcons-patriots superbowl and when the falcons choked, well 🙃. i have a weird relationship with the falcons bc of that. i do think their socmed team is funny as hell. also jessie! keep on balling! Patriots: the Venn diagram of celtics and patriots fan is practically a circle so I see a lot of grousing of the state of the patriots o-line. do i think drake maye is the Savior? no, the patriots are kinda shit. but for their sake, i pray he won't be the next mac jones. i'll admit that i'm impressed by christian gonzalez. also sometimes it's fun to cheer for a team that has no real expectations.

I don't mind you

Saints: their cap situation is hell, omfg (my worst trait is that i take a sadistic pleasure in teams doing worse than my team). not on the team anymore, but lattimore-evans 😮‍💨 (hate sex. i'm thinking of hate sex). i thought the 'no murder in nola' for the two weeks the saints were winning, was very funny. Jets: that garrett wilson catch was insanity. the davante-rodgers storyline Intrigues me in so many ways. going to a loser franchise just to reunite with your ex qb... other than that and being amused by their inability to make the playoffs, i don't really have strong feelings on them. oh sauce, i suppose. he's funny! had a bit of a down year, hopefully he bounces back! Raiders: just looked up and remembered the black friday debacle ughhhh. we'll see if tom brady can save this franchise. afc west needs to become more competitive! i almosttt forgot about brock bowers but holy fuck, what a rookie season from him Bucs: again lattimore-evans... just 😮‍💨. also good on mike for getting his 1000 yds again! Titans: brian callahan good luck selecting a qb from this bunch. i also do root for tyler and chido! Dolphins: not fond of them on the mere fact that they're from florida (fuck the h***) but i don't hate them. i am so looking forward to the drama of tyreek trying to force his way out. also, their streak of not being able to win a playoff game is very funny, just like the jets being unable to get into the playoffs. fail once, fail twice, keep on failing (again, i take sadistic pleasure in seeing other teams struggle). i'm also fond of waddle from that youtube series with ja'marr and najee. Chargers: not the biggest justin herbert fan (ducks behind a wall). i do root for kristian fulton! and ladd mcconkey! Rams: i love saying puka nacua! and i am. so jealous of their d-line omg. aaron donald retired and look at them, fuck i want that for my team. Colts: anthony richardson saying he was tired was kinda crazy ngl. that's literally the only thing i can remember about them. that and drew locks legacy win against them. Seahawks: continuously baffled that geno's cousin is actually jeremiah love. genetics man. oh also! i like charbonnet. no reason, i just perk up when the announcers say his name! Cardinals: no one ever mentions them and for good reason. just as dysfunctional as the titans, raiders, and saints, but no one cares about them enough to bash them for it. i find that funny ngl. they're like the kid who sits in the back of the class and does nothing!

I hope you get relegated

Steelers: ugh, bumblebees. something about the yellow and black triggers something in me. i blame it on the divisional rival bs. sheer annoyances i can't stand to watch them. can't believe we let russell wilson drop 44 on us. 44. i do like najee (again bc of youtube series). i want to study george pickens like a bug. Bears: it gives me joy when i see another team doing worse than mine, but why the bears you may ask? one of those corners said shit about jayson tatum being benched in the olympics and in the following weeks, their field goal got blocked by the packers, vikings won in OT, and the infamous thanksgiving debacle. who said karma doesn't exist 😇. i do wish the best for caleb (those assholes making fun of him for painting his nails 😡)... hopefully next year, he just stops holding the ball so long... Broncos: no excuse for this one. i just get annoyed by them. also jayden is roty, get outta here with bo nix (that was mean, bo nix had a good season, just jayden has a historically great season). also the broncos game was so damn stressful i hold a grudge just because of it. we may have won that game but i nearly collapsed to my knees in public. i do like ps2, i admit.

I hate your fans

Eagles: I'm fond of a fair bit of their players actually! Saquon SB MVP is veryyy compelling to me. smtg about saying🖕to your shitty organization and then showing them how they fumbled you by winning a damn SB... idk what Jalen Hurts ever did to deserve the amount of hate i've seen. like yeah, he's not that good, but he's not that bad. i thought it was very funny that AJ was reading in the middle of a game and I saw a clip about his suicidal thoughts that fucked me over. I was crying. I find it hilarious how cooper dejean is one of the only white cornerbacks like. ever. Like the Rams d-line, i am very jealous of their o-line. Really, the Eagles could've been put in the Intriguing group -however their fans suck. Was watching the Commanders-Eagles game beatdown and there were some Eagles fans and I stfg I have never been so annoyed in my life. They get their own category.

i'm a human with morals

fuck deshaun watson

there exists a special place in hell for you

as always fuck the chiefs

[foone]

As the person I follow who does reverse engineering, do you have any suggestions for finding resources on reverse engineering Android apps?

Specifically, there's an app I'm playing with, where after seeing the structure of the "export as Markdown" output I want to know what the internal structure and representation of the data is. The end goal of understanding it is to be able to add certain kinds of data dynamically, rather than up front. That's certainly doable typing in raw markdown, but being able to do it "app style" would be more convenient.

The google Play Store entry does not mention any open source licenses, or looking for the source code and hopefully a git repo or something would have been my first step.

(I'll probably need to bang together a crappy app to do what I really want regardless, but maybe this app's data structure would be more convenient than doing so with markdown.)

So, android stuff:

First you need the APK. You can do some trickery with your phone to pull it over the ADB connection if you install the android SDK, but generally I just google "app name APK" and you'll find some greymarket site that'll give you a copy.

Secondly, APKs are just ZIP files (JAR files, technically, but JAR files are also just ZIP files!). Unzip them and you can find lots of interesting stuff, often.

For disassembling/decompiling them, my go-to program is jadx. It's a java decompiler that's been around a while and can natively open APK files and decompile them. There's some weirder new APKs that it can't handle (something to do with a newer bytecode revision, I think?) but I can't recall the details on how you handle those. Those are rare, in my experience. jadx is pretty good, but you'll occasionally find methods or entire classes that it just can't figure out, and it'll give you a bytecode dump. I don't yet have a good solution for those, other than "get good at reading JVM bytecode".

If you're dealing with games, another useful thing can be UABE and dotPeek. These are unity/C# tools, but you would be surprised how many android games (and non-games!) are actually unity under the hood.

Bluestacks can also be useful, because it'll let you run the app on your desktop and that can be handy for things like running WireShark to log all network traffic.

Speaking of logging, the other handy thing I've done is enabling android developer mode on my phone to get to one specific option: Bluetooth HCI snoop log.

Now, actually getting that log is tricky and varies from phone to phone, because for some reason manufacturers like to move it around, but it's one of the best ways to reverse engineer bluetooth communication stuff. You basically turn on the log and everything your phone does to communicate with your Smart Toothbrush or whatever will be logged to a file, then you can yank that file over and stuff it into Wireshark.

So... hopefully some of that is a helpful start? I've not done a huge amount of Android reversing so I'm not super familiar with the tools used, but these are the ones I've got on hand for when I do.

also sorry for all the horny robotgirl posters who saw "android reverse engineering" in the tags and thought this was gonna be about taking them apart with screwdrivers and rooting around in their insides. Not today!

[drowninginblox]

Ships in the Night

Wolverine and The X-Men is wonderful but also SO 2000's coded wtf- I mean I'm not surprised, it came out in 2008 but mY GOD. Please watch it. If not for Liam O Brian flexing the accent than at least for Logan's riz. BTW, I am on board with Wanda and Kurt as a ship BC of this show. No, I am not going to elaborate... here. Later tho.

Anyway, I am learning that no Kurt is safe from my love but at the same token I am falling for Hank McCoy and I can't slow the acceleration. Someone, please help-

Tags for this little adventure: Panic/Anxiety attack. Very girl talk. So sorry but I am leaning into the 2000's cliches with this interaction of Kurt. Hopefully, this is multiple parts? Not gonna promise but I got Ideas with this bad boy.

"You know you're obvious right?" Pixie mumbles under her breath. It's been three days since the ship was saved from not just the sleazy men who promised to transport you all to Genosha, but also those pirates. Between books, card games, and entertaining Sammy, the only kid on the ship; the voyage has been very dull. By all means that should be a blessing, but there is only so much to do when there are two more days of open ocean to venture. That's probably why people have been looking for something new to talk about.

"Don't play dumb. And don't be surprised. I've seen that look before..." Your new best friend counters while whipping a guardrail. Pixie is unlike any girl you've ever confided in. Although she's a bit shy thanks to the best of homeschooling and the worst of public, she's one hell of a spitfire once you got to know her. Looking back on it, her pink hair was enough of a sign that she was unabashed in who she was- for better and for worse.

You sigh under your breath as you wring out your mop. You and your newest friend volunteered to clean around the ship to fill the time. But now the book you've reread twice is more tempting than ever. "You and your romance novels..." You mumble. "CMon Y/n, it's obvious! You've been avoiding him like the plague!" Her beautiful butterfly wings extend in exasperation. Meanwhile, her hands settle on her hips. You can only groan as any words can and would be used against you to support this baseless claim. "Y/n!" They whine, making you sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose.

Has the X-Man entered and exited your mind in shadowy poofs? No. More like he wanders in, stays a bit... but leaves! Begrudgingly leaves, but leaves all the same! And so what he's charming and kind, and his accent is hypnotic... just like those eyes...

But it doesn't mean anything! It won't mean anything! Because he's a superhero and you were just lucky to be saved by him. Thats it! It doesn't make you special or anything. You're just another passenger on a ship he just so happened to rescue and now escort to its destination. It's no biggie. 'Probably another Tuesday for him if you got the nerve to ask.

"Look, I get you're a fan of The Duke and I but-" She turns back quickly to point her finger in your face "Leave Daphne and Simon out of this! I am talking about you and tall, dark, and-" The door to the room creeks open, making the commotion stop as the subject of conversation pokes his head into the room. "I'm sorry but did I hear The Duke and I?" Nightcrawler questions with the start of a smile. Your skin shifts to a golden shade of yellow from the nerves, making Pixie glance at you with a knowing smirk. To the astute, it would look like your skin matched his eyes.

Nightcrawler looks between the two of you. "Oh ah, I'm sorry, was I interrupting something?" He asked, genuinely curious. Just as you were about to your mouth, Pixie beat you to answering the million-dollar question. "We were talking about The Duke and I!" She said with way too much enthusiasm. You shoot her a pleading look that she promptly ignores. "Ah! I love that book." He marvels. The way his eyes light up forces you to fight another color change. "I must confess, Julia Quinn's repertoire is somewhat of a guilty pleasure of mine." He mutters as his tail curls. Pixie gasps, making you smile a little at how endearing your friend can be. Even when she is being nosy.

"Oh really? What do you think of Simon?" He smiles wide. "He has a special place in my heart! His and Daphne's banter is wonderful! And his motivation- unique and timely!" Pixie smiles wider, if that's even possible, "You know I have been trying to get Y/n into the series, but she's more of a movie lover-" You roll your eyes playfully. "Not true! I enjoyed the Harry Potter books and Twilight!" Pixie groans as you smirk. "Those are so overrated!" You glance to Nightcrawler, who's chuckling at your antics. The feeling of fighting the change makes your fingers tingle with numbness. "You have a very mainstream taste." He notes. You only chuckle while you shrug. "Nothing wrong with that. There's a reason why things are mainstream. If things are good then they're good. Although..." You shiver at the memory. "What happened to Jacob in the Twilight book was not it." Nightcrawler raises a brow "What happened to him? Did he not get with Bella?" Pixie gags before coughing out "Worse."

You smile knowingly. "Trust me when I say, you don't wanna know. If you do, wait for the movies to catch up. Hopefully, they fix what happened to my guy." He gives you a look before shrugging it off. "I'll take your advice then." Pixie jumps up and down "Ooo! Wait! We should see it together!" Nightcrawler gives a surprised look while you raise a brow. "Do you think Genosha has movie theaters?" The smaller girl asks hopefully. "I thought you didn't like Twilight?" she sighs "Well, no... but it's something you like. And you're my friend!"

Something about that hits you somewhere you didn't expect as your shoulders relax. As the declaration sets in, your throat gets tighter. Although you don't know why or how, something about this feels wrong. It shouldn't but it did. Even though you felt lighter and the world brighter, this just felt different. No. No that's not right.

It felt like a long time coming. Something about this.

"Y/n?"

You blink away from wherever you were to see Pixie and Nightcrawler giving you concerned looks. "Are you okay mein freund?" He asks as he sets a gentle hand on your shoulder. The amplified heat coursing through your body seems to rush to your face all at once. "Y/n, you look like a firetruck..." Pixie mumbles as she gets closer to check you out. "Talk to us," she quietly pries as she takes your hand. Your gaze flicks between them and their touches while your throat dries up. All you could do was just look at them with emotion-filled looks as you struggle to communicate. They only look to you expectantly, their concern running deeper with every passing moment.

Shaking your head seems to get the message across as the dryness in your throat moves down your esophagus. Nightcrawler looks between you and Pixie before looking back at you. "Y/n, you can still see and hear us, right? Your vision isn't blurring or anything?" You nod while sending a squeeze Pixie's way. "Kurt, I don't know what's going on..." panic drips into her voice. Kurt keeps his eyes on you. "Y/n, you're not allergic to anything, are you? I just want to make sure of something before we get you some help." You shake your head quickly, making your vision blur even after you stop. "Okay, Pixie, stay here with Y/n. I'll be right back." He mutters before disappearing into the shadows.

With him gone, you let yourself hold onto Pixie tighter as a surge of fear floods you. "Hey, hey- Y/n! What going on?" You force yourself to speak, only for it to come out as a croak. "I don't know," She glances between you and the door only to move you to the wall. "Just sit down okay?" She mumbles nervously. Obliging is the only thing to do as your fingers and feet give way to numbness. "Talk to me." Pixie joins you on the floor shortly afterward. "Try to talk to me okay?" Your voice comes out weakly. "It's getting hard to breathe, my hands and feet are numb, s-same with my face,... Pixie, I don't know what's going on."

Pixie gently nudges you. "Hey, hey, it's okay. You're okay Y/n. I'm not leaving you." She hesitates before touching your arm lightly. "Is this okay?" Your shaking your head makes her immediately retract her hand. "Okay. Is there anything I can do? Maybe distract you until kurt gets back?"

With no other ideas, you only nod. "Okay, um... So, that Kurt guy huh?" You sigh as your skin shifts to a light pink. "We are not talking about that." You groan, making Pixie smile a little. Even though it's at your expense, you manage to smile as well. "Okay, okay, fine... how about... what are we gonna do when we get to Genosha?" You close your eyes and sigh "What do you even think Genosha is like?" You mutter. She sighs along. "Hopefully warm. It's an island, right? So nice beaches are a must." The buzzing sensation in your feet seems to mute the longer you linger on this thought. "Long days in the sun, rainy days indoors..." Pixie nudges you with a soft addition "A spot of tea by the fire." Salty sea air drags into your lungs, reminding you where you are. "No more police sirens." You whisper while your hands intertwine over your chest. "No more fear on the TV." She assures. "No more running."

"No more judgment." Your gaze breaks away from your hands to see Kurt lingering in the doorway with a glass of water and a blanket. "No more running." He chides while taking slow steps toward you. The glass of water is offered to you after he takes a knee. Pixie gently takes the blanket from him to wrap it around you. Meanwhile, you give Kurt an appreciative look while sipping the cold water. "Take it slow, you're okay," Pixie assures. All you can do is close your eyes as you set down your glass. Tears you didn't know you had start to flow from a place you haven't felt in a long time. "This is a safe space," Kurt mutters. A hand sets itself on your shoulder as you curl into yourself. "Oh, Y/n..." You hear from Pixie before an all-encompassing acceptance grounds you.

Hugs never felt this good.

[front-facing-pokemon]

gmax sandaconda is the DEFINITION of snootirific. i'm not the nose rater but i have to say gmax sandaconda might have the best snoot in the whole franchise

i saw someone in the tags of one of the posts where i used the word "snootiferous" say that they added that word to their vocabulary. as though it was a word i didn't make up. i totally did make it up and now i keep saying it, specifically in posts on this blog. i have not said it anywhere in my real life but if i can make other folks say it then i think that's the ultimate funny

not getting their models, but rendering the eyes properly. there are two competing and likely theories for why the eyes are so fucked up in gen 9: number one being that the eyes are rendered dynamically in-game as shaders instead of as flat textures like they typically were in past pokémon games so that pokémon can look around, have reflections in their eyes, have more dynamic eyes, et cetera, which means they're much more difficult to render authentically for quick silly tumblr screenshots; and number two being that game freak renders them dynamically as a "security measure" to keep folks online from ripping the models as easily to use them for… whatever they want. such as blogs like this, which are of course extremely harmful to the pokémon company's bottom line and destroying their business et cetera et cetera (sarcasm). either way, the eyes are fucked up, and i either have to find a way to recreate the eye textures from what i am given in the texture files, or i have to find a way to recreate the eyes to the best of my ability using shaders in something like… blender, which is what i've been using for more recent models since gen 7. that puts more work on me for every individual model, and isn't exactly easy for models that i have to rip and convert myself when there are dozens of nodes in the shading panel that i don't know what to do with. for example, here's what quaxly (famously, a pokémon with pupils that can look around, as it appears in a whole cutscene in-game) looks like out-of-the-box when i convert it myself from the model format used in-game:

if you can't tell what's wrong, here's what it's Supposed to look like:

notice the white pupils? those aren't rendered properly in blender, notably because no texture exists for them. no texture even exists for anything you see in the eyes there, but it's all somehow magically appeared in the shading section, by magic. and i am not that kind of wizard

this means very little to me. i just played around with some of the nodes by looking at the strangely-colored textures that were given to me with the .trmdl conversion, and i managed to get something close enough:

but they kinda look like they're looking in two different directions (possibly fine? we'll have to see how they look front-facing) and the colors are slightly off (can anyone tell but me? possibly not); not to mention it likely won't be this easy with every pokémon. pokémon whose eyes are much more complex or have colors i can't easily match, for example, or pokémon for whom multiple parts of their eyes are missing… not to mention i don't necessarily have the time or willpower to be spending hours tinkering with these models every morning to make sure the eyes look right. ideally i can take what i've learned from fucking with quaxly right now to hopefully move forward a bit smoother, and eventually i'll refine a process. but until then, this is what worries me

right, but it's also less funny. the initial concept for this blog, inspired by pokémon like snivy, is that some pokémon look really funny when they're up in your face staring at you. it's a concept everyone loves. but if they're facing away from you, there's considerably less to work with there. they're all Kinda just gonna look the same. they lose a lot of that personality. i suppose i'll consider it if i ever run Really low on options, though

nah. i don't do visual art anymore. that time has passed—now if i do it, it's usually a one-off thing and i never want to look at what i've created again afterward

[bteezxyewriter12]

Desire/ 1

Pairing- Seonghwa x Named Reader, featuring Wooyoung

Word count- 6.9k

Includes- Voyeurism, Sub Seonghwa, handcuffs, dirty talk, cock massage, abs riding, reverse cowgirl, 69, blow job, pussy eating, cum eating, cock riding, squirting, multiple orgasms, featuring Wooyoung

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Seonghwa POV

I'm pissed off as I storm down the hall to Wooyoung's room

He's yelling so loudly and he needs to shut the fuck up

I'm trying to nap

I don't know what he's doing, playing a video game, watching a movie but he needs to cut the shouting out

Grabbing his doorknob, I shove the door open

"Wooyoung, shut the fu....", I trail off as I get a clear view of my best friend bouncing on Wooyoung's dick

I know she and Wooyoung fuck from time to time

It doesn't bother me

She's a grown ass woman, she can do what she wants

The only rule I have is that she can't go fuck him if she came to hang out with me

That's not cool

She agreed and today we weren't hanging out

I just didn't know she was here right now

My mouth drops as I watch her ass bounce, her cunt sliding up and down his cock, her hole spreading open so widely

It's fucking hot and I'm turned on, my cock getting hard

Wooyoung looks around her, stopping her movements

"We have a guest", he says and she immediately turns her head to me

"Hwa", she gapes, her whole face turning red

"I uh I...."

"What do you want?", Wooyoung asks, like I didn't just see him getting ridden

"I uh...you were loud...I came to tell you...uh... shut up", I babble, trying so hard to think and not stare at her cunt stuffed full with his dick

Wooyoung smirks at me, "Are you hard?"

"What?", she yells, looking down between my legs, her eyes widening

"He is", Wooyoung laughs

"Shut up", I growl, realizing I'm just standing here and I need to get the fuck out, "I....bye"

"Wait", Wooyoung calls, making me stop, glaring at him

"Wanna join?"

"What?", she and I both say

"C'mon baby", he tells her, "Don't you wanna have fun with Hwannie?"

I swallow hard

I mean I have thought about sex with her but it was never more than a passing thought

I have eyes, I know she's hot, gorgeous but that's all it ever was

I've never seen her in action like I have now and I have to say, I wouldn't mind her bouncing on my dick like that

"Mmm...yeah ok", she answers

"Wanna Hwa?", Wooyoung asks

I nod like a bobble head doll

"Close the door and come here so we can talk about what's going to happen"

My body moves on its own, closing the door, locking it and my feet move me to his bed

He's moved her off him, both of them sitting next to each other

"So if you wanna join, it's my way", he starts

I raise my eyebrow, "Your way?"

He smirks, nodding, "Yeah"

"What's your way?"

"I tell you two what to do. How to fuck each other", he says, "Kinda like a director"

Ok, I can deal with that

I don't think he'll do anything too crazy

Hopefully

"And you're gonna be tied up"

"What?", I gape

Tied up?

What the fuck is that shit?

"Tied up. Well more accurately, handcuffed to the bed. She's gonna play with your dick and you're gonna take it"

I'm not gonna lie, that sounds hot

Having her dominate me?

I'm down with that

"Are you and I...", I trail off

He shakes his head, "Nah. It's your and her first time, it's about you guys. She can suck me off since I've been in her cunt before. I may touch your dick to get you inside her but that's all"

I can handle that

"Do you agree?", he asks

Yes I do

I want her

I don't know where this want is coming from but I want her

"Yes", I answer

"Is that ok with you baby?", he asks her

"Yeah", she nods

"Alright", Wooyoung exclaims

He's really excited about this

"Take your shirt off", he orders, as he rummages in his nightstand

Pulling my shirt up, I hear her gasp

Getting the shirt off, I look at her, my eyes widening as she stares at my abs with lust

I never thought she'd ever look at me like that

"Lay down", Wooyoung demands, pointing to the middle of the bed

I get on the bed, laying down, Wooyoung hovering over me, propping pillows behind me so I'm not laying completely flat

"Put your arms up"

I raise my arms, feeling cool metal around my wrist

I hear the sound of the handcuff locking and I look up, watching him handcuff my hand high on his bed

He gets up, moving to the other side of the bed, handcuffing my other hand too

Why he has two pairs of handcuffs I don't know

And I don't want to know who or how he uses them

"Take his pants and boxers off babe", he directs her

She moves onto her knees and I get my first glimpse of her completely naked

Fucking stunning

Big boobs, small frame, tiny pussy and....does she have abs too?

My mouth drops at the faint lines on her stomach

When did she get those?

"What?", she asks, tilting her head

"If I'm following his gaze correctly, he's looking at your abs" Wooyoung says

Yes I am and I didn't know that seeing them on her would turn me on so fucking much

"Oh. Well his are better", she answers, her cheeks pink

"When did you...", I ask

"Uh, I uh work out with Wooyoung"

My head shoots in his direction, "What?"

He shrugs, "When I asked her to fuck one time she said she was going to the gym and we could fuck later. I asked her if I could come too. Since then we go together all the time"

I'm surprised and honestly a little hurt

She knows I go to the gym all the time, why hasn't she asked me to go with her?

I would gladly go with her

"Do her muscles turn you on?", he smirks

"Yes", I answer right away, watching the shock fall on her face

"Well if you like her abs then you're gonna love her thighs. She works them out all the time and she can ride dick for a long time. You're gonna be in for a big surprise", he chuckles

My eyes snap down to her thighs and I can see the small muscles there too

Fuck me, it's such a turn on

If she rides me, I know I'm gonna be watching her legs move

Fuck, I'm so horny, I'm straining against my sweatpants

"Take his pants and boxers off princess. The wait is killing him"

She nods, her hands grabbing my pants, fingers sliding between my boxers waistband

She tugs down my pants and boxers and I lift my ass so she can pull them all the way down

I can't believe my best friend is undressing me

I would of never thought this would be near the realm of possibility

But it fucking is

She gets everything off, throwing it next to the bed

I watch her eyes slowly move up to my stiff dick, her eyes widening

"Oh my god", she whispers

"Hwannie has a massive cock huh?", Wooyoung smirks

"Yy..yeah", she murmurs

I do have an abnormally big dick

More so thick than super long

I've never had any complaints but I wonder if I'm good enough for her

"See how hard you make him? He's already leaking"

Her eyes move to his, "Me?"

"Or course baby. It's not me he's attracted to. Right Hwa?"

I nod

It's definitely not him

"Tell her", he demands

"I...I'm hard because of you Jo", I find myself saying, looking over her sexy body again

"Wanna touch your best friend's cock?", he asks her and my heart beats faster when she nods, "Ask him"

"Hwannie, can I touch your cock?"

Oh my god, it's so fucking hot hearing her ask me that

"Yyy...yes", I nod like a bobble head doll

She leans over, her hand immediately shooting out, wrapping around my length

Her hand looks so small against my dick, so pretty

Her hand moves up and down, her eyes glued to my dick, watching as she jerks me off

Pleasure slowly creeps into me, my legs trembling slightly

"Feels good Hwa?", Wooyoung asks

"Yeah", I answer softly

As she strokes me, I switch my gaze between her watching my dick and her hand moving

As I lift my eyes to her, I catch her lick her lip as she watches my dick and it turns me on

"Saw that baby", Wooyoung smirks, "Wanna taste Hwa?"

She nods, her eyes on me now, "Can I Hwa?"

My brain is malfunctioning as I realize what she's saying but I manage to nod

I watch the unbelievable sight of her bending lower, her tongue out, licking my slit, my cum collected on her tongue

Her tongue goes back into her mouth as she swallows and she says softly, "Hwannie tastes so good"

My mind is blown, completely shut down

"Want more baby girl?" Wooyoung asks

"Yes"

Jesus Christ

"Ok but just licks. No sucking his cock right now ok?"

She pouts and I'm in complete shock that my best friend apparently wants to suck my dick

"Princess", Wooyoung warns

"Alright", she frowns

"Good girl"

She leans over, her tongue roaming my head, licking up my cum while she jerks me off faster

"Oh my god", I cry

"How does her tongue feel?", Wooyoung asks

"So good", I choke out

"And her hand?"

"Good! Fuck, feels good!", I cry, pleasure rolling over me

"She's good at everything", he tells me, "Princess knows what to do with cock. Knows how to ride it, fuck it, jerk it and suck it. I dunno where she learned it from but I'm glad she's a big cock whore"

Fucking hell

"Right baby?"

She nods, her tongue swirling so fucking blissfully around my head

Well he's right in one aspect

She knows how to use her tongue and hand

She licks a few more times before Wooyoung tells her to let go of me and back away

She does, a pout on her face

"Don't worry princess, you'll be having lots of fun soon", Wooyoung promises her

I hope it has to do with her and me because I'm dying to be inside her

I do know that I interrupted them and he may want to continue fucking her

I hope not

"Lay his cock on stomach princess"

Her hand wraps around my dick as she does as she's told

"Good girl. Now sit on it"

She climbs on top of me, her pussy against the underside of my cock

Fuck, she's wet, getting all over me

"Does he feel good?"

She nods, "Hard. So hard"

I really am

I don't know if I've been this horny before

"Massage his cock princess", Wooyiung smirks, "With your pussy"

Jesus Christ

She immediately begins to move, her hands leaning on my chest, sliding her wet cunt along my cock, pleasure surging in my body

"Oh fuck", I cry, looking down, watching her move on me

Goddamn, her swollen lips are around my cock, her hips pressing down hard, her clit slipping against the frenulum of my cock

And it feels so good

"Seonghwa", she whispers, my eyes snapping up to get face immediately, my brain blasting apart when I hear her

She's fucking calling my name

It sounds so fucking good in her voice

She looks so fucking pretty, her face in pleasure, breathing hard, her tongue poking out from the side of her mouth as her hips move faster

I look back down at her cunt, moaning when I see her cream all over me

There's so much and god, fuck she's got such a pretty creamy pussy

"Hwannie", she groans, her legs tightening around my abdomen, her nails digging into the skin on my chest, "Yes Hwannie, so good. Fuck, so fucking good"

She keeps her clit at that spot on my dick, rubbing right there and I can see how good it is for her

And me too

"Princess, don't cum on his dick"

"What?", we both say, glancing at Wooyoung

He ignores me and speaks to her

"Right before you cum, slide off his dick, ride his abs and cum on them"

Holy fucking shit

"And you", he says to me, "Flex for her so your muscles are hard for her to get off"

I nod

I can do that

"She's close. See the way her hips move at that speed? The way her head is thrown back? The way her back is arching? She's gonna cum any second"

I notice everything he says, commiting it into my memory

"Off princess", he demands, then to me, "Flex"

I tighten my muscles just as she slides off my dick, right onto my abs, her hips not stopping their movements

She wiggles her hips around, until her clit glides across one of my tight muscles

"Fuck", she groans, fucking right into that spot on my abs, her cream making a huge glistening mess all over me

God, it's so fucking pretty

"Talk to her Hwa. Tell her what you want"

I look up at her again, swallowing hard

I don't....I don't know if I can

When I talk during sex it comes naturally

No one is telling me to talk, telling me what to do

I don't want to make her cringe

"Do it Hwa. Maybe she needs your voice to cum"

Ok

Ok, I can do this

"Jo, baby", I start, "I want you to cum for me"

Wooyoung take, "Lame"

I ignore him, watching her, getting lost in her

"Feels good baby?", I ask, mesmerized by her riding my abs

"So good Hwannie"

"Mm yeah baby. Fuck, you're making such a pretty mess all over me", I moan, the wet sound of her cream sliding all over my skin so fucking pornographic, "Make a bigger mess baby. Cum on me"

"Shit, shit, shit", she whimpers, her legs shaking

"Yeah baby. Fuck, wanna see you cum so badly. Don't you want to?"

"Yes, god yes"

"Then do it baby. And after, maybe you can make a big mess and cum around my dick too"

"Yes Hwa! Fuck Seonghwa", she moans, her entire body shaking as she cums all over my abs

And holy fuck, she's fixing gorgeous

Completely stunning

She keeps calling my name, grinding on my muscles, her fingers squeezing my skin hard

She finishes, her body slumping a little, breathing hard, my abs a total mess of her cum and juice

Again the word pretty floods my mind but seriously her cum looks so good on me and it's blowing my mind that I'm thinking that

"Good girl", Wooyoung praises her, "Look at the mess you made"

She looks at my abs, then at him, smiling softly, instant awe hitting me as I realize how beautiful her smile is, as well as jealously because she's not smiling at me

"Do you want your best friend to sit on your cock?", Wooyoung smirks at me

I nod my head rapidly

I'm dying to be in her cunt

"Words Hwannie", he demands

"Yes, fuck, want her on my cock"

Wooyoung turns his head to her, "You heard him"

She's already looking at me with wide eyes, desire in them, biting her lip

And I just want her so fucking bad

"Ask her Hwa"

"Jo, please. Can you sit on my cock?", I immediately plead

I'm so goddamn hard, so horny, I don't care about begging, "Please, wanna be in your pussy"

"Wanna be on your best friend's cock, princess?", Wooyoung asks her

She nods her head, "Fuck yes"

Oh god yes

"Then go on", Wooyoung says

She moves, grabbing my cock but Wooyoung stops her from putting me in

Fucking Wooyoung

"Turn around baby. Let him watch your pussy fuck him"

I swallow hard as she turns around, her pretty ass cheeks right there, her fucking dripping hole exposed and waiting for me

Wooyoung gets on the bed next to her, spreading her swollen pussy lips wide

"Look how pretty", he smirks at me, "So wet. You're gonna feel how tight it is soon"

"Nnn...now"

"Eager to have your best friend's cunt wrapped around you huh?"

I nod

I so am

After what we just did, I want to feel her cum on my cock desperately

"Go ahead princess. Put your best friend's cock in your pussy"

She lowers on to me, my head sliding in easily

She pushes down slowly and I have an amazing view of her hole stretching wide as she takes me

As soon as she moves down, I'm immediately hit by how tight she is

So tight, her hole straining as she takes me

And so fucking wet, dripping down my length that's not inside her yet

"Oh fuck! Oh fuck!", I yell, already in so much pleasure, "Tight, fuck tight"

I can't speak in sentences, only babble like an idiot

"Look how pretty she opens for you", Wooyoung says, sitting next to me again, "Damn she's flooding your cock. If you think the cream on your abs is a lot, wait until she creams your dick. It'll drive you crazy. Her cunt is so sloppy and loud"

God, I can't wait to hear it

She bottoms me out, taking my entire cock, her pussy squeezing my shaft so goddamn hard

"How does Hwa's cock feel inside you?", he asks her

"So big. Fuck, so fucking thick. Feel so full", she whimpers and I'm relieved I feel just as good for her as she is for me

"Go princess. Ride him"

I watch her cunt slide along my cock up to my head, her cream soaking my length so much it's glistening on my skin

I don't think my dick has even been this wet with pussy juice before

She drops her hips down, slamming my cock back into her, a cute little yelp coming from her

From that one move, she starts to bounce, hard and fast, her hole straining around my cock

So fucking pretty

"Her cunt looks really pretty wrapped around your dick", Wooyoung comments, like he's watching a TV show instead of basically porn, "Her swollen lips are fucking latched onto you like glue"

Yeah they are

"Her hole looks so good, swallowing your cock", he continues, "Like she can't get enough"

It's true

She's sliding so fast, the sound of her ass hitting my thighs a pretty rhythm going on and on

"Oh fuck", she moans, my head slamming into her cunt

She keeps me inside her, changing her movements to rocking on my cock

"Oh fuck", I groan, the pleasure so fucking good

Like unbelievably good

I feel her get wetter with every rock, her cunt tightening hard

"Seonghwa", she whimpers, her skin trembling

"She got her spot", Wooyoung tells me

"Www...what?", I groan, trying to focus on his words

"She found her spot with your dick", he repeats, "That's why she's grinding on your cock. She's using your head to rub her spot and get off"

Holy crap, I like that a lot

She can use my dick anytime she wants

"Feels so good", I moan, pulling against the handcuffs

I just want to fucking touch her

"Yeah, it does", he agrees, then tells her, "Princess, bounce on Hwa's dick. Fuck yourself open on him"

She listens to Wooyoung immediately, sliding up and down my shaft

My eyes widen at how much cream is all over me

Pretty white cream all along my cock, more and more covering me with each bounce

That sight is so fucking hot

"Look at your best friend fuck her hole open on your cock", Wooyoung whispers to me, my gaze not leaving her pussy, "Told you she'd cream you good"

I nod, whimpering at the sight of that much cream

It's fucking everywhere

I've never been in a pussy as creamy as hers

"Seonghwa, oh god"

"Listen to her moan for you", Wooyoung continues, "You hear her calling your name?"

I nod, indeed hearing it

I heard it from the very first time she whispered it

And fuck, I didn't know my name could sound so fucking good

"She wants you. Or your cock at least", he says, "She loves being stuffed full of cock"

To her he asks, "How's your best friend's cock?"

"So good", she moans, bouncing harder, "So hard. So big"

"Yeah princess. He's wearing your cunt so well isn't he?"

"Yes! Fuck yes!"

Her speed increases, her cunt clenching me with each bounce down

"His personal little cock sleeve?", he asks her

I whimper at his words, them turning me on more

"Yes!", she yells, "Yes! I'm his cock sleeve! I'll be his fuck toy"

My mouth drops hearing her

"Yeah? Gonna let him wear you again?", Wooyoung asks

"Yes! Yes"

"Well tell him that", Wooyoung urges

He really is a great hype man

"Hwa", she whines, "Want you to wear my pussy baby"

"Anytime?", Wooyoung asks for me

She nods. "Yes, fuck. Hwa can wear my pussy anytime. Wanna be his cock sleeve"

Jesus Christ

"Is that what you want Hwa?"

I nod my head so hard I feel like a bobble head, "Yes. Fuck baby yes, wanna fuck you over and over"

"Yes Hwannie", she whines, fucking my cock hard, the sound of her wet, creaming hole taking me in so erotic

"Sss...so tight", I moan

"Is she throbbing hard?", Wooyoung asks me

"Yes", I breathe out, just as she clenches down on me

"She's gonna cum", he informs me

Fuck, I didn't know I wanted her to cum on me this much until he said it

Now all I can think about is her coming all over my cock

"Gonna cum baby?", Wooyoung asks

"Sss...soon. Real soon"

"Alright princess. Make sure you take Hwa all the way in so he can feel you cum on his dick ok?"

"Yeah", she groans, her cunt driving my head right into her spot

"Tell her what you want", Wooyoung tells me

Before I can even think, I blurt, "Cum on me! Fuck baby, cum all over my cock! Please!"

She slams down, her pussy throbbing rapid fire, her body shaking as she orgasms

"Seonghwa! Oh god, Seonghwa!", she cries

"Oh fuck!", I yell, intense pleasure from her orgasm tidal waving over me , "Yes! Fuck, so good! So good!"

Her hips rock badly and forth, her spot rubbing on my head, her cunt squeezing the life from my cock

"Good girl", Wooyoung praises her, "Ride it out on your best friend's cock"

She does, the pleasure lasting a few seconds more, before she stops rocking

Jesus Christ, it felt so fucking unbelievably good

I'm so surprised

Normally, yeah a girl's orgasm feels good but hers...fuck

Safe to say I've never felt that much pleasure before

"Off his cock baby", Wooyoung orders after she finishes

She slowly lifts her legs, my cock falling out of her pussy

She leaks so much cream it's all over her legs

"You need to taste her", Wooyoung tells me, "She tastes so fucking good. After you make her cum in your mouth, I'll let her ride you until you cum in her sweet pussy"

I nod, liking that idea

"Back up baby. Hwa's gonna eat your cunt. And you can suck him off while he does"

Suck me off?

Fuck, I don't know if I can last that

"But-"

"Don't worry. She won't make you cum. Right princess? You won't make Hwa cum in your mouth will you? He wants to finish in your pussy"

"I won't make him cum", she whimpers, moving back until her cunt is over my face

God, it looks so good, dripping wet, I just want to dive right in

Wooyoung grabs her ass pushing her down to my mouth

"Eat"

I bury my tongue in her pussy, her taste washing over me

Oh my fucking god, so sweet

"Hwannie", she whines as I lick between her swollen lips over and over

Her pussy rubs against my mouth and I love every second of it

Her cunt is so soft, so fucking wet, her scent intoxicating, her taste delicious

I pull against the handcuffs hard, pain running up my arms

Fuck, I just want to grab her ass and bury my face deeper into her cunt but these stupid handcuffs are stopping me

"Push you're cunt down more baby. Hwa's desperately trying to eat your cunt baby", Wooyoung laughs, "I think he wants to be suffocated"

I do

I really do

Her pussy moves down more against my mouth and I desperately lick anywhere my tongue can touch

I get lost in her cunt, loving the feeling of her juice all over my face, dripping down my neck

I don't know what it is but I've never been into eating a girl out this much before

I feel her hand around my cock, stroking me up and down, pleasure filling my body slowly

Suddenly her hand is gone and my entire cock is engulfed in a tight wet space, sucking sensations filling my body, amping up the pleasure

I moan into her cunt as she sucks me off, briefly wondering how I'm not going to cum

I concentrate on just eating her out, sliding my tongue up her pussy, flicking her clit

She moans on my dick, the vibrations running up my spine, feeling so good

I run my tongue on her clit over and over, feeling the throbbing of it against my tongue and that sensation turns me on more

Pulling her clit into my mouth, I suck on her hard and fast, not being able to get enough

Her mouth moves along my cock, bobbing up and down, sucking desperately like she can't get enough either

Which, same

As I suckle on her clit, her tongue licks around my head, her hand around my base, jerking me off at the same time

My body is shaking in pleasure and I keep pulling against the handcuffs, desperately wanting to touch her

I want to feel her skin under my hands, want to grope her ass, her boobs

I want to squeeze her hips, keeping her cunt on my face

These cuffs are preventing that and it's driving me insane

"Aww baby, Hwa wants to touch you so badly", Wooyoung snickers, "Too bad he can't"

Fuck him

Seriously fuck him

"Maybe I'll take the cuffs off later", he continues, "But for now it's fun watching you struggle"

Ignoring him as best I can, I lick along her pretty slit, before sucking her clit back into my mouth

I feel her tongue sliding along my shaft as she moves up and down, her throat so fucking tight when she swallows on me

She's going too fast, taking me in her mouth over and over, bringing me right to the edge

Her body shakes above mine as she moans loudly around my dick, her pussy leaking her creamy cum as she orgasms

Shoving my tongue to her hole, I lick up her cream, moaning so loudly as her sweet taste hits me

How she tastes this good I don't know but fuck me, I'm glad I get to have her

Her fingers grip my thigh so hard as she moans in between sucks and I can't fucking hold it

"Fuck", I moan in her pussy, so much pleasure tidal waving over me as I cum down her throat

Her mouth sucks on me through my orgasm and I can feel her swallowing everything I'm giving her

It hits me that my best friend is eating my cum and from the sounds of her moans, she likes it

Mind blown

Suddenly her mouth is off my dick and I hear Wooyoung scolding her

"I told you not to make him cum", he snaps

"Sorry, I'm sorry", she whimpers, "I...I couldn't stop"

Wooyoung scoffs, "You like sucking his dick that much?"

"Yes", she confesses, "I do"

I'm just as shocked to hear that

"Huh", Wooyoung huffs, "How does he taste?"

"So fucking good", she answers immediately, "The....the..."

"The what?", Wooyoung asks

Yeah, the what what?

"The best I ever tasted", she says quietly

Holy shit

"The best?", Wooyoung repeats

"Yeah"

"You're the best I ever tasted too", I say, "So fucking sweet. I don't know how but you're so good"

"You want more?", Wooyoung questions

"Yes", I say instantly

I think I could probably spend all day eating her cunt

"Well that's good because you need something to do while she sucks your cock and makes you hard again"

"I don't know if-"

"Please Hwa. If anyone can get you hard right after you cum, it's her. She has a magical mouth and she knows how to use it"

Yeah I'm getting that

"So stick out your tongue. She's gonna ride it"

I nod eagerly, my tongue already out of my mouth

I have a particularly longer tongue and I can't wait to feel her pussy around it

"Go ahead baby. He's waiting", Wooyoung tells her, "And this time just get him hard. Don't make him cum"

"Ok", she says softly, her hand already wrapped around my cock, softly stroking me, a hum of pleasure spreading through me

Her hips lower to my mouth and I slip my tongue inside her as far as I can go

Her pussy immediately clenches around my tongue and I groan from the sparks of pleasure running straight to my cock

I really don't think I'll have a hard time getting hard again

Her tongue runs along my head, then down my cock and back up again, feeling so good

I feel her mouth wrap around my head, soft sucking sensations filling my body

At the same time, her hips move, sliding up my tongue then back down

As her hips move at a good pace, I wiggle my tongue every time she takes it in, feeling her pulsing increasing

I know she's creaming my tongue, I can taste it as it leaks into my mouth and I eagerly swallow over and over

This is the fucking best

I'm so fucking glad I walked in here to yell at Wooyoung

She keeps bouncing, getting tighter with each movement, drowning me in pussy juice

I feel her suck my cock once more then move off me

"He's hard", she whimpers and I'm shocked I got hard in such a small amount of time

She is really good

"Good. Fuck his tongue"

Her hips move faster, sliding up and down, clenching harder

And I keep still, letting her use my tongue how she wants

"Sss... Seonghwa", she moans, coming around my tongue, her delicious cream sliding right into my mouth

"Mmmm", I whimper, swallowing every last drop

I seriously don't know how any other girl is ever going to compare to her

She's just...perfect

She moves off my face, sitting next to me breathing hard

"Want her to ride you again?", Wooyoung asks

I nod rapidly, "Yes. Want her to face me"

God, I wanna see her body move again

"On his cock baby"

She climbs in my lap, finally facing me again

And I choke on air, seeing her fucking gorgeous body glistening in sweat on top of me

She holds my cock up, sitting right on me, bottoming me out swiftly in one more

She leans on my abs and doesn't wait, starting to ride me right away

The pleasure comes roaring back, more intense than before

I rake my eyes all over her body, landing on her thighs and watching the muscles flex as she bounces

I remember Wooyoung saying she works them out a lot and can ride dick for a long time

I can't tear my eyes away, it's fucking mesmerizing

"Fuck Hwa", she whimpers, "Such a good cock"

I suck in a breath hearing her

"Yea?", I ask softly, looking up at her, finding her already gazing at me

She nods, "So good for riding"

"Fuck", I murmur, listening to the soaking sounds of her pussy taking my cock inside her

"Gonna wanna play on your cock all the time"

Fuck, I'm so gonna want her on my dick again

It's so good, she feels perfect, I don't think this could be a one time thing

"You can play on my cock anytime jagi", I moan, the bliss running through every nerve in my body, "I'll let you on my cock anytime"

"Promise?", she cries, her head leaning back, her eyes closed, pleasure all over her face as she bounces

My god she's fucking stunning

How have I not noticed this before

"Hwannie", she whines, rocking back and forth on my dick, "Promise Hwannie?"

"I promise", I choke out, "Promise you'll let me wear your pretty pussy when I want?"

"I promise!", she cries, her body shaking hard as she cums all over my dick

"Fffff...fff..", I cry out, her throbs so hard around my cock, sending pleasure to every inch of my body

"Keep fucking him", Wooyoung directs

As soon as her orgasm is over, she sits up straighter, tosses her long hair over her shoulder and bounces harder than before

And I just take in the beautiful sight before me

Starting at where we meet, I watch her tiny pussy swallow my cock, her swollen lips petaling open, a creamy mess all over my dick and my lap

My eyes move up to her stomach, her tiny abs running with sweat as it drops down to her cunt

I lift my eyes to her big boobs jiggling hard with every bounce, sweat in-between the mesmerizing skin between them

Her chest heaving with rapid breaths

Finally I move up to her face, gaping in awe at the sigh of so much pleasure on her face

Her head tilted back, mouth slightly open as she breathes, her eyes closed, tears falling down her face, sweat filling her hair, my name falling softly from her lips

She's fucking ethereal, like a fucking angel

And I realize, that she's like this, in so much bliss because of me

Not Wooyoung, me

"Beautiful sight isn't it?", Wooyoung asks as he stands next to me

I nod, not tearing my eyes from her for a second

I want to watch every moment

I feel him unlock one handcuff, my hand falling to the bed

Without moving my gaze from her, I move my wrist around to crack it and get some blood flowing

"Play with her clit", he says, "And you'll really see something gorgeous"

Moving my hand to her cunt, I finally touch her, pressing into her clit and moving my fingers in a circle

"Fuck", she cries, her legs shaking hard around my body

She's so close

I can tell from the constant hard pulses and the way she's soaking my dick

She leans back, one of her hands on my leg, her bounces getting desperate, her sobs getting louder

I keep playing with her clit, loving the way it throbs under my fingers

Her body arches as she screams my name, her orgasm hitting her

Her cunt clamps down on my cock in a vice grip and I feel myself get soaked

Looking down, I gape at the sight of her cunt squirting around me

I've made girls squirt before but it hasn't been like this

None of them ever gushed out squirt like she is

It's all over my cock, my lap, my legs, dripping to the bed

Some of it even lands on my abs and I want nothing more than to be covered in it

She continues to scream my name over and over as her orgasm runs through her

Wooyoung was right

This is a fucking gorgeous sight

Her legs tremble as she finishes, leaning on me, her hands on my chest

She opens her eyes, her gaze blazing into mine, her hair wild around her face

"Make him cum in your pussy princess", Wooyoung tells her

Her eyes don't leave mine as she starts rocking and grinding on my cock

I can't break the eye contact as pleasure comes roaring back

As she moves, she purposely clenches, making her pussy tighter as she slides up and down my cock

"Fuck", I whisper, moving my hand to her ass, finally squeezing it

It's just as soft as it looks

The room is filled with the wet sound of her cunt taking my cock and nothing else

Her fingers dig into my chest, her hips circling as she fucks herself on me

God, it feels fucking amazing

I feel my cock throbbing so hard against her spasms, bringing me closer

"Cum Hwannie", she whispers, her eyes still on mine, "Want my best friend's cum in my pussy"

"You first", I whimper, her words washing over me

"Hwa-"

"Please", I choke out, "I need to feel you again. Fuck, please jagi"

I'm craving another of her orgasms and I want to feel it before I cum

This is never happening again and I want to feel everything before it ends

"Anything for you Hwannie", she says softly

I nod, "Yyy... you're close"

I know by now how she feels before she cums

She nods, "Yeah"

"Cum for me baby. Once more time", I ask

She slips down my length, taking me all in, coming all over me, whispering my name so softly

Ecstacy slams into me and I moan her name as I finally let go, shooting my cum inside her

"Hwa", she whimpers, her pussy milking my cock so blissfully

"Jo, fuck, baby", I moan, my orgasm the most intense it's ever been

I can feel everything, every squeeze of her cunt, every rock of her hips as she gets me through it and it's fucking amazing

When it's over, she collapses on me, breathing hard, her face in my neck, one of her arms around my neck as well, holding on

I wrap my free arm around her back, holding onto her and just trying to catch my breath

"That was some amazing porn", Wooyoung says gleefully

He comes to the bed, uncuffing my other hand

I just lay my arm next to me too tired to move right now

"Fun right?", Wooyoung asks

"Yeah", I agree

It was more than fun

It was amazing, intense, best sex I ever had

And my best friend gave it to me

I don't know what to do with that and right now I'm too tired to think

I need a nap

"I should go", I say, not wanting to let her go but not having the fortitude to figure out what that means

"Yeah sure", Wooyoung nods

He leans over me, calling her name softly

She doesn't move

"Jo", he calls, moving her hair back from her face, shaking her arm gently

He straightens and glances at me, "She's dead asleep"

"What?", I ask, lifting my head to see that she is indeed asleep

"She's asleep. And I'm not risking waking her up. Not after last time"

I know what he means

She is notorious for being hard to wake up and being massively cranky when she is woken up

She's fine if she wakes up by herself but if someone wakes her up, that person better run

But I can't stay here

It's not my bed and I'm not sure sleeping with her is a good idea

I don't know if she'll be annoyed when she wakes up and sees me instead of Wooyoung

"I'll just move her over", I say, starting to try to roll over

"No", Wooyoung says, "Stay. It's fine. I'm not sleepy. I need a shower anyway. And food. You're good for a few hours"

"I uh...I don't think it's a good idea", I answer

"What, taking a nap with her?"

I nod

"Why not?"

"Because she's my best friend. We don't do things like that. We don't cuddle"

He raises his eyebrow, "So you can fuck her, eat her out but not cuddle and sleep with her?"

I know it sounds weird but cuddling and sleeping is much more intimate that a one time fuck

And I don't know how she'd react

"I just can't-"

"Oh shut up Hwa and just hold her", he snaps, walking to the door, "Go to sleep too."

With that he opens the door, shuts the light as he closes the door behind him

I hesitate, not sure what to do

I am tired and I could fall asleep right away

And she's already asleep, for sure not moving

I guess I could stay

Maybe wake up before her and leave so there's no confrontation

I decide that's what I'll do

I shift, moving us over slightly so she's not completely on top of me

She whines softly, her arm tightening around my neck as her head moves back onto my shoulder, my arm still around her

She doesn't wake up at all

I turn to her slightly, keeping her leg over my body

I move my gaze down to her, noticing how fucking beautiful she is

I gently run my fingers in her hair, feeling the soft strands slip though, watching her sleep

Something in my chest stirs, my heart beating faster as I look at her

I don't know what it is and I can't think about it now

I'll worry about it when I wake up

Against what I said before, I cuddle into her, keeping her right against me, both my arms around her tightly

Closing my eyes, I wait to fall asleep

[puhpandas]

I don’t think I’ll ever know peace until we get an official sb remaster. I need to play the intended game SO badly it’s unreal.

Most people want a remaster already, and I think they should seriously consider it. I want to see a glow up so bad. I don’t want Vanny Vanessa to return in a new game, I think that would undo what little of an arc she has, but I just really want her done well in sb. I want the other characters to be given better treatment too, as tired as people are with the setting and characters, they don’t feel finished and I don’t feel satisfied. Besides, a very strong criticism I have with sb is that it lacks outside characters and world-building, so to go back and give mentions to book characters/events would completely revitalize the game and keep Tales relevant. I get they’re working on other projects atm and don’t even want to look in sb’s direction but man, they’re gonna have to address the game’s issues eventually

man I wish it was possible for them to remaster SB but it just isnt. scott calls the shots at the end of the day, and because SB wasnt how he envisioned it (because he didnt tell them any fucking thing) is why it ended up like this. the version of SB we saw in trailers and promotional material was STEEL WOOLS version, their ideas and campaign. and because they thought afton was the villain, they designed the story around afton. lines from trailers like "you will do as I say, both of you will burn" were 100% him, and would have been majorly story relevant. the whole reason SB got canned was because they had to course correct to mimic, and they can salvage nothing but they couldnt salvage the completely wrong villain

and weve been in this 'mimic course correction and history lesson' era for soo long. I'm just as ready as you to finally get justice for the SB plots and characters, but I dont think it'll be in the form of a remaster. a remaster would mean remaking the game either with mimic as a villain, greatly changing it, or restoring SWs afton plot, and I just can't see it happening

but the good news is that theres no way in hell they arent building up vanny to be important again, with the entire nature of Vannys face being spread around for employees to use and her tagging still existing and cassie in ruin wearing her face. especially with lines like "that mask suits you" I cant see a world where she doesnt make a comeback inside cassie and has another chance to shine

also with ggy hints and just. the end of the mimics reign of terror being marked with sotm, theres gonna finally be room after the mimic shit for steel wool to actually cook with writing again, and theyll be collabing with Scott so theyll hopefully have the same level of great writing as ruin did, and also the tapes in SB

it sucks that it ended up this way but were on track to at least seeing their potential realized in a different kind of campaign, which is all I've wanted for 3 years lmaoo. steel wool just truly has not had room to talk about them with all this focus on mimic and prequels and the past and shit, where they wouldnt be relevant. after the mimic is finally just. IN the stupid story already, theyll be progressing it finally and ggy vanny vanny!cassie vanessa Gregory freddy etc will all finally at least be on track to appearing again. I'll take any Ws I can get. SW is genuinely good at writing the human characters if how they wrote cassie is any indication, so once they actually SHOW UP again, which has been the problem this whole time, then we'll be talking

[wizardofvamp]

For your distraction needs, please may I know ✅ + 🎶 + 🤔 + ⛔️ for the fic writing ask game? Thank yeeewww

hellllll yeeeeee ty for the ask @porcelainseashore!

✅ - ohgaaaaawd uh I'm very bad at harvesting my own glimmers but I'm gonna harvest some from notes I've gotten from other folks bc I trust other folks taste over my own any day of the week:

Glimmer from the most recent Sascha fic:

Eroded molars plucked like pomegranate seeds and summarily replaced with brighter pearls.

Idk I really like how this sentence shook out it's info dense while still retaining an easy, readable flow. Also tips its hat on the kitbashing going on without being obvious so it'll be a fun thing to pick up upon a second or third read (I think)! Because I'm one of those annoying people who likes reading/writing things that require several passes to get the full picture.

Glimmer from Limits:

Either post was crafted to mimic the trees they were gored from, the arc of the back panel--branches that tangled and fused at its center. Wildlife roiled behind the broad leaves–[Ana] had spent hours while she was young sprawled out on the bed, tracing her fingertips across every twig-clutching talon and leaf-stem coiling mousetail. Pressing her fingers into the two ragged, unvarnished gashes that tore into the falcon roosted in the top right corner. To this day, she does not know what put those there–Kliment would never tell.

okay cheating this is a full passage not a single line, but I'm particularly proud of this description of Ana and Roman's headboard from the second chapter of Limits so full excerpt be upon ye! And yes the tenses are weird but Memorium can be like that sometimes (says the editor-less writer)

🎶 - I'm hugely reliant on music!! I create playlists for all my projects, and the majority of my music listening habits are more or less informed by whatever I'm writing/drafting on a particular day. All my playlists are in tatters because I'm in the middle of yet another spotify playlist overhaul but here's an ole reliable I recently updated for some Ana/Roman oneshots that will hopefully see the light of day eventually:

🤔 - I got two different answers! One more general and one more fic- specific. So two answers for the price of one! General: I've been writing since literally I was old enough to hold a pencil/sit at a keyboard. So I don't really have an answer outside of "well I also eat and sleep so yeah I write" it's just something I do whether I set out to do it or not. Even if I go years without publishing/posting/producing, I usually have several WIPs floating around for me to peck away at and manage sanity. Fan/Fic: Usually a good setting is enough for me to spin out fic! I don't typically write canon characters unless they become an Intense Blorbo where I feel like I have something to add to the greater blorbo-sphere. Currently I don't really have any of those outside of stray Sascha concept that I've got cooking out back. But yeah if I come across a setting that strikes me, OCs will just start spawning naturally so I write fic to wrangle those OCs.

⛔️ - If I'm writing canon characters for a specific fandom, I try to limit the number of "Big Names" in the piece bc nothing's more annoying that reading a fic tagged with a specific character only for said character to be around for three paragraphs as a contact/side mission. If there's a bit part to be played, give it to nameless rando 172 and if he grows a personality great! I now have a shiny new OC people can get to know! But like if you have a vamp fic and you need a Nos contact maybe give Mr. Tung a break he has enough going on in SoCal he doesn't need to be bothered with breadbasket intel unless he absolutely has to, give that job to a bright-eyed Nos upstart with a cool pet rat named Pichu and let that fun lil gal bounce off the Big Wigs in the fic. Makes the story more accessible to folks who are new to the fandom/lore as well as something new for the old heads if executed with care. Win-win! I hope!

[stolitzsings]

💖, 🖋 and 👨‍👩‍👧 for the ask game! (I probably got at least one of the emojis wrong but hopefully they still make sense 😂) - @blitzwhore

💖 What do you like most about your own writing?

Can't believe you're gonna make me think of something nice to say about myself 🤣 I've been told I have a very "lyrical" style of writing, and sometimes I'll write a sentence or paragraph that flows really well and just Hits. I love those moments when I feel like I've really nailed it at a word-for-word level.

👨‍👩‍👦 Do you tell people in real life that you write fic?

Most people in my life know I do writing of some sort, but I'm pretty vague with the details lol. I only talk about writing fic with irl friends who also write/read fic (and I don't tell most of them that I write smut, just bc I know it isn't their jam). I told my therapist I write "character studies," because what is smut if not horny character analysis? 🤣

🖋 Post a snippet from a current WIP

Putting this one under the cut!

Ok I was a little nervous about sharing this because it's from a longer AU I've been toying around with, and historically I'm very bad at sticking to longer projects. But regardless of what I do with it I had a lot of fun writing this scene of M&M tormenting Blitz lmao

Blitz could feel his face heating up. “He isn’t— It’s not like—” Fuck, he was losing this one fast. “Okay, so maybe we’re boning or whatever, but it’s just a casual thing, you know? It’s not like we’re dating or anything.” Moxxie raised an eyebrow. It was almost impressive how smug he looked. “Who said anything about dating?” “I think he just did, babe.” Okay, now they were getting on his nerves. He could feel his spines starting to bristle.  “Look. It’s just a convenience thing, ‘kay? He gets to have his bad boy fantasy, and I get a reliable fuck who I know won’t steal my kidneys while I’m asleep.” It wasn’t like Stolas would ever really consider a relationship with someone like him. Disowned or not, he was still a royal. And that was fine! Blitz didn’t want anything complicated, anyway. Fucking was easy. It was comfortable. It was all either of them was looking for.  “If you say so, sir.” Moxxie had somehow dialed the smugness up to eleven.  Blitz rolled his eyes and walked towards the door. “I’m firing both of you. And I’m keeping your shares for today.” He was pretty sure Moxxie started to say something in response, but he was out the door before he heard it.  He let himself stew as he made his way down to the parking lot. “Looking for excuses,” for fuck's sake. They were hired killers! What did they expect? He was going to get injured sometimes. And it only made sense to go see Stolas, who knew more about this shit than any of them did. Besides, a quick fuck sesh was good for you, or something. Boosted your sero-whatever levels. Got your blood pumping. It was basically healthcare, anyway. Talk about a bedside manner, he thought to himself, grinning. He made a mental note to use that one with Stolas later. He'd think it was funny.

“C’mere, B, let me take a look at that scratch for you.” Millie had opened up their first-aid kit and had just finished bandaging a shallow cut on her thigh. Blitz looked down at the wounded arm that she’d gestured to. It wasn’t serious— an annoyance, more than anything. He shrugged. “Eh, that’s okay. I’ll just have my guy take a look at it.” Millie eyed him skeptically, like she was trying to catch him in a lie. “You know, you’ve been spending an awful lot of time with this mysterious “guy” of yours lately.” Moxxie looked up from his paperwork with a conspiratorial smile. “You’ve been seeing him for everything, even minor injuries. Almost like you’re looking for excuses to pay him a visit.” Oh great, the famous M&M tag team. “What? No, I haven’t.” Even he knew he sounded defensive. “Sure looks that way to me.” Millie crossed her arms and perched on the edge of the desk so that she and Moxxie could give him the double stare-down. Cute. “Are you sure that medical attention’s all he’s been giving you?”

Thank you for the ask @blitzwhore! I'm still answering these prompts if y'all are curious 😊

[lpsotd]

hopefully this isn't too weird to say but - i read the tags on your last post, and you said you were on your last year of childhood – don't worry about that!

im currently 25 and im starting to collect lps again, and ill tell you, even though there's more responsibilities, you still get to be a kid! no one ever truly grows up! my 67 year old grandma keeps one of her ragdolls from when she was a kid and always sews it new dresses. one of her favorite hobbies is watching anime with me! my 46 year old mother loves tv too, but one of the things she's crazy about is boardgames! we have a big collection and we all always play together. (she's got crazy competitive spirit btw. i never win). my 28 year old sister goes out with her friends just to wander around town and eat fast food like she did back when she was a teenager. you're never too old to have fun :) you just gotta let yourself have it. <3

thank you for this !! tbh it's kinda hard to let myself be a teenager when i seemingly have so much to do kgjdnbkjgb, and it doesn't help that i have less-than-supportive around me (not friends. i mean family) who are quick to belittle me or dismiss the things i'm interested in. i just can't stop thinking about the time my aunt saw my lps collection and started laughing, it hurt a lot especially since she's (usually) the more understanding one, and it may have been a "woah??" kind of surprised laugh instead of a "i'm making fun of you" laugh, but it felt that way kjgsnbkjgsfbn

i did have friends who actively made fun of me for what i was into (i no longer associate with them, so phew), and they're one of the main reasons i'm always so hesitant to share and infodump about the stuff i like kjgnbkjdbnkdfgjb

i feel like kids shouldn't be pressured to grow up fast. like, once you reach a certain age, you shouldn't have to stop playing with dolls or watching cartoons. you can stop doing those things when you aren't interested in them anymore, not when people tell you that you should stop, because they don't know anything.

in february i'm gonna be 18 and it's a tough concept for me to grab. i've always been told that i am ""mature for my age"" (i am not, by the way.), and i think that also kinda warped my perception of myself, because i've always felt like i Had to act a certain way, or else people are gonna see me as childish instead of this serious and mature person, but i was only like, what, 14, 15 ?? i should not have felt that way !! i should've been doing what young teenagers usually do, not feeling the need to impress middle aged adults.

it's only now that i feel like i have a sense of self because i'm trying to distance myself from certain people (ahem. family) who made me feel that way, and i'm trying to embrace who i really am: i am not mature or serious at all. i'm 17 years old who enjoys toys, cartoons, coloring, and playing video games with my friends. but i'm also ready to embrace my up and coming adulthood, and i'm serious when i need to be. i'm me and i think that's good enough.

very sorry i went on a bit of a mini tangent there. your ask made me very happy, so thank you !!

[peapodbond]

wip wednesday

tagged by @leashybebes

i was hoping this would be the next section of this is us, but that is fighting me a little, so instead you get... the bobby begins 118 meeting my favourite blorbo of all time. (hopefully i am not the only person who likes this, haha)

this is super loosely a series that i've been thinking of for a while and honestly the tag game got me to finally write it down. it doesn't have a title yet!

"No. Nu-uh. Not you," the woman standing outside the mansion pointed at Chimney, shaking her head. "Not after last time." She glanced over the rest of them, her expression softening a fraction when she saw Hen. "You can go. Just… follow the path of destruction."

"Ma'am, you can't just pick and choose a paramedic," Bobby argued, closing the door of the fire engine.

"You'll notice that you got called to an area outside of your territory without dispatch arguing. I absolutely can pick my own paramedic. And Mr. Han knows exactly why he isn't allowed into the lab." She pointed at him imperiously.

Chimney snapped his gum at her, beaming. "Worth it," he declared, nudging Bobby. "You'll see."

"Are you the owner of the house?" Bobby asked. Less than a month in Los Angeles and this wasn't even the weirdest call he'd been on. Yet.

She snorted, brushing a wisp of hair out of her face. "You're definitely new here. I'd never live in a place this ugly, would you?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.

Bobby looked at the mansion with a frown. Clean lines, a little too white and sterile for him, but it wasn't as though it was ugly. "Dispatch said that there was a fire," he said instead, scanning the horizon. "Do you want to point us in the right direction?"

"Dum-E already took care of the fire, it's just the idiot inside and the gash on his arm that needs to be looked at," she said firmly. "Hen should be done in about…" she checked her watch. "Ten minutes."

"Cap, you need to introduce yourself or he's gonna be confused!" Tommy called over his shoulder, nudging Sal with a laugh.

"Don't make me court martial you, Kinard!" she called, her voice carrying without much effort.

"Not in the Army anymore," Tommy muttered under his breath.

She rolled her eyes, looking back at Bobby. "Maria Hill," she offered, holding out her hand. "These jokers obviously think you're sticking around, so here goes, Captain Nash. My idiot boss—"

"Your genius boss, thank you very much!"

"—is Tony Stark," Maria finished dryly, gesturing behind them. "And he's just a little bit accident prone when he's experimenting."

"I resemble that remark."

"I will have Ms. Wilson inject you with a sedative, Tony," Maria snapped. "And he hates to worry his wife about every little lab mishap, so Mr. Han is banned from working on him because last time he let Mr. Stark bribe him into not filing an accident report."

"It was a really nice weekend in New York," Chimney told Bobby in a low voice. "And it was only three stitches."

"Ms. Wilson has so far proven herself to be un-bribeable," Maria continued. "So she gets to keep patching him up."

"I appreciate that you keep trying," Hen said to Tony, grinning.

"And the rest of your station has proven that they aren't going to hop on social media and air Tony's dirty laundry, so…" she gestured around them ruefully. "You'll probably get called out here once a month or so, and I apologize in advance."

"Why are you apologizing? I'm a delight to deal with, this is probably the highlight of Captain Nash's month," Tony argued, poking Hen's arm. "Are you sure I can't convince you to come work for me full time? I've got a great benefits package."

"You'd have better luck talking to my wife, Stark."

"I commanded a company in the army and a ran an international intelligence agency and you make me question my life choices more than either of those things ever did," Maria sighed.

Bobby was familiar with the feeling. "So, to recap. No fire, first aid has been taken care of, and we'll probably have to come deal with an eccentric billionaire and his — security detail? — a few times a month."

"Shit," Maria swore, staring up at the sky. "Yeah, I guess that is my title."

"I did offer you liaison to —"

"No!" Maria snapped, throwing her hand up at Tony. "Stop trying to get me to accept that."

"Fine," Tony snarked, throwing his hands up in return. "Then you're my bodyguard. Ooh, does that make me Whitney Houston?"

"I'm telling Pepper."

"We can go now," Hen said quietly, reappearing at Bobby's side. "We should go now, before they really get going."

"Los Angeles is…" Bobby trailed off, shrugging helplessly.

"Weird."

"Bizarre."

"Awesome."

"Overpriced."

They were halfway back to the station when Bobby sat bolt upright, turning to look at the rest of them in the back. "Did she really say she used to be a spy?"

[oliversszxx]

HAIIII!!!! 💙

My name is Oliver or August :33,, nicknames include but r NOT limited to Ollie/Oli and Auggie!!1! 💎

I'm 5teen!! 🌊

My prns are he/they/it and tons of neos,, mainly dust/hx/thxy/xe/ze (pref he/hx/xe/it,, in order) 🦋

I'm tons of things!! A furry, therian, age/pet regressor, lgbt, trans, etc!! I'm transmasc + demiboy,, demiaroace, and gay 🦕!!1! I regress to around 4-8,, and my theriotypes r golden retriever, red fox, golden tiger, lion, a calico norwegian forest cat, and a highland cow :D some are oddly specific I know lolz I just know more about some theriotypes than others and I'm LAZY and dont wanna do research all the time :(( 🧊

I'm the totally number one sonic fan and my favorite characters are Sonic, Shadow, Silver, and Metal Sonic (I'm BASIC okay....!!1!) 💠 I have Autism and OCD and Sonic has been my special interest for about 3 years now (◍•ᴗ•◍) 🥏

I somehow manage to abandon literally every single account I make so HOPEFULLY this one lasts more than 2 days!! 🎧

I'm mainly gonna dabble in stimboards and moodboards, along with sharing my art and stuffz most likely >_< I hope you enjoy!! 🩵

DNI:

Homo/transphobic, racist, xenophobic, sexist, just basic stuff. Aro/ace exclusionists, mspec/good-faith labels, weirdo apologists because "they're hot" (get out), proshippers and darkshippers, if you're over 18, NSFW or k!nk (even "sfw"), ddlg/abdl/variants, art lore, pro-ed, dr_gs, Sonic haters >:(, vivziepop stans (idc if you like her shows but she's not a good person), anti-age/pet(d)re, anti-alterhuman!!1! 🐦

And every kind of non-traumagenic "system", I'm very heavy on this. Systems are not possible without extreme trauma at a young age. Endogenic systems are not real systems, you are mocking a serious disorder. Get off of my blog. 🪼

BYF/BYI:

I need tonetags and I use them a lot!!1! If you're over 18+ unfortunately I'd rather you not interact with me directly,, I'm alright if you simply like my posts or reblog them but don't message me or anything D: this account is STRICTLY sfw and it's to share my interests and freely be myself, this blog is meant to be a safe space. Don't ruin that please. I have a low attention span and will likely yap about my interests a lot!!1! Speaking of which >:3.... 🫧

Interests!!1!:

Sonic (all kinds, sonic x, prime, the movies, games, fangames, comics, etc.) DHMIS, DSaF, FNaF, Minecraft/mcyt/dsmp, MLP, Care Bears, Pokémon, Studio Ghibli, Genloss/Ranboo in general (comfort creator), LDshadowlady, kandi making, art, ONE/Inanimate Insanity/BFDI, Flamingo, Gacha, Lollipop Chainsaw, Mascot Horror, BATIM, Baldi's Basics, Tattletale, etc!!1! 🪩

Music:

Alex G, Lemon Demon, TV girl, Melanie Martinez, Destroy Boys, Weezer, Sonic OST, Cavetown, Femtanyl (#1 fan teehee), Vocaloid (I named myself after a vocaloid!!1!), fan songs (ex: FNaF songs), ICP, Breakcore in general, Goresh_t, etc!!1! 🛝

TAGS!!1!:

#Stimsszx - Stimboards!!1!

#Moodsszx - Moodboards!!1!

#Artsszx - Art I've made :D!!1!

#Yappatronsszx - Talking posts teehee

#Othersszx - Anything that doesn't fit into the above categories :D

Always remember you're awesum saucers and don't let anybody tell you otherwise!!1! You're valid vro and you deserve the best :D

[hesbuckcompton-baby]

[tag game] get to know me

Thanks for the tag @xxluckystrike - love you, Blu! <3

name(s): helena! I'm no longer fussed about the pronunciation, I swear I've heard every iteration that is humanly possible. (it's phonetic. work it out people)

pronouns: she/her

star sign: libra

# of siblings & fun facts about them (if you have any): I have one sibling and we're super close. I'm a few years older than them and as such have successfully indoctrinated them into loads of my interests, and we love watching period dramas together - especially ones for 'old ladies' like Downton Abbey and Call the Midwife

# of pets & their names: I don't have any pets anymore, but I used to have 2 ginger cats - they were brothers named George and Jasper

fandoms: SOOOO many so I'm gonna have to shortlist - HBO War, A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones/House of The Dragon, The Terror, Star Wars, Shadow and Bone/Six of Crows, Ted Lasso, BBC Ghosts, Doctor Who, Lord of The Rings/The Hobbit, and about a hundred different period dramas

favorite color: green!

favorite song: I think I'll have to go with I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers - literally nothing hits quite like it

favorite author (of anything readable-- books, fanfics, zines, webtoons, whatever!): Leigh Bardugo is the author I've read the most of, but I also really love Taylor Jenkins Reid, her characters and writing style are really easy to engage with. I'm really getting into R.F. Kuang's books at the moment, as I'm currently reading the second book in the Poppy War trilogy.

hobbies: writing is ofc a big one, but I've always really loved art too! I've been acrylic painting for about ten years, which has enabled me to develop my skills in a way I'm really proud of, and I've recently started doing digital art too. I'm still trying to find my footing with that, and it'll take a lot of practice, but hopefully someday I might draw something good enough to post

favorite fic type: I love angst and fluff equally, it's all dependent on the character(s) I'm reading about or the mood I'm in tbh

favorite holiday: Christmas!!! I'm a Christmas girlie until I die, nothing else comes close

do you have any partner(s)? (romantic, qpp, anything!): nope

fun facts about you / anything extra you wanna share!: Wasn't sure if I should include music under fandoms, but it's a huge part of my life, so I thought I'd ramble about it here. My favourite artists are Hozier, Florence + The Machine, Phoebe Bridgers/Boygenius, and Taylor Swift (Who I'm going to see live this summer!). But I listen to music almost constantly, I literally can't do anything without it, whether I'm writing, working, or just walking around, music is an absolute life-saver to me

Tagging: @basilone @latibvles @dcyllom @trenchenjoyer @educationalporpoises @footprintsinthesxnd

[foibles-fables]

20 questions for fic writers

Snagging this one from @mehoymalloy, tagging @tjerra14 @finrays @poetikat @saltygirafe and anyone else who'd like to do it!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

75!

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

348,609

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Currently Horizon, Stray Gods, Control, and [fingers crossed] HOPEFULLY BG3 soon...lots more in the past, and potentially again in the future! (Warrior Nun, Legend of the Seeker, Critical Role, the list goes on. That tends to happen over 18 years of fic writing.)

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

I'm gonna turn this question around a little and pick the top by kudos in each of my current- and/or most-active fandoms....if I went purely by numbers, the power of Avatrice would overrun the results, hahaha.

Because the Light Is Close (Warrior Nun), The Weight of Us (Legend of the Seeker), rest like you belong here. (Horizon), the veins grow in slow (Critical Role), and brave this time (Stray Gods).

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Absolutely, to every single one! I appreciate, cherish, and return to every single kind word I get--and I gotta make sure that appreciation is known. Nothing makes me feel better than taking the joy of others and reflecting it back with gratitude!

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Oh man uh....I think waiting through daybreak (Stray) (yes the cat game) fits the bill here. That, or so i'll stay half away (Horizon).

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Oh no, SO many!!! Lemme pick just one here....today I'll toss embodiment (Horizon) into the ring.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not to my face, which I'm glad about!

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Hell yeah I do. Primarily/exclusively F/F, mostly of the very soft variety. But just because it's soft doesn't mean they're not fuckin' Nasty™

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I actually have never written a crossover.

....oh I LIED, I definitely crossed Grey's Anatomy over with Private Practice back in the day. But does that even REALLY count?

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I hope not!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I've been asked a few times, and I've accepted, but they're not complete yet!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Not in earnest!

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. FORCING ME TO PICK ONE FAVORITE???

I won't choose between Aloy/Talanah and Cara/Kahlan. They can tie.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I am holding them in my teeth and growling. I am refusing to let any of them go.

16. What are your writing strengths?

prose-craft with evocative syntax, emotional immediacy, identifying parallels, descriptive introspection, character voice, strength in narrative POV

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

PLOTTING. Can't plot my way out of a paper bag. I am working on this.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

Totally would if 1) it actually fit within the fic/fandom itself and 2) if I had a trusted resource/knowledgeable person to reference and check my work!

19. First fandom you wrote for?

the Xenosaga series, so many years ago.

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

This is always the most difficult question to answer, and I feel like it changes by the day. I'd say it's either rest like you belong here. (Horizon), for the pure nostalgia of being The First fic I wrote for my current and long-lasting brain rot--or Because the Light Is Close (Warrior Nun), as a product of the exhilarating fandom time in which it was written.

[paintedbutton]

2023

As 2023 is steadily ticking ever closer to being over, I'm sitting here and thinking about the past year. I think I've finally realized that - despite feeling horrible at times - it was kind of a good year for me, both in terms of writing and personal stuff. And it goes beyond the "Hey, you wrote a book!" thing.

Writing

That's a big one for me. 2023 marks the first year in a long while that I've shared my writing with people. Joining writeblr felt like a very good decision, even though I'm so far not as active a I want to be.

I wrote a whole entire book's worth of words in 2023, and I'm very proud of it. "Worthy of a King" was truly a project of my heart (still is, obviously) and a major turning point creatively. Writing hasn't felt this easy in years. Between the completed draft 1 and the almost 40k of draft 2 I have already written, I have written somewhere around 120k words in 2023, not counting supplementary and backstory material. That would have felt insurmountable just a year ago. I am so, so proud of that!

I'm looking forward to 2024. I want to share "Worthy of a King" with you all. I want you to be able to read it and get to know my boys and hopefully fall in love with them as much as I have. That's the main goal for me next year. Beyond that, I also want to share more of my WIP stuff with you beyond snippets in tag games. Maybe introduce the world, the characters to you, etc. I'm not quite sure how yet, but I'm looking forward to trying.

Beyond that, I'm not sure what my next writing project will be beyond WoaK. I thought I was sure, but if I am being honest, the iron grip Project Runaways has on my soul is likely never to ease until I just sit down and figure the damn thing out. We'll see.

Personal

Feel free to skip this part if you're not interested. I've stopped sharing a lot of my life online a while ago. I think that's a good thing, but sometimes I question whether that's just me building up walls around myself.

2023 was a year where bad things happened. My dad had a really bad accident in spring, and it's the kind were you just occasionally have to sit and breathe and thank all the lucky stars because he could have died. He could have been permanently disabled. Instead, he goes to concerts and festivals with me. He jumps into mosh pits. He stopped smoking. I am so eternally grateful for all of those things. His injury put a damper on a lot of things - mainly house renovation stuff. One day, I will finally be able to live in the house that is already home to me, but until then, waiting has been hard. Very hard. But it's okay. I'm lucky. We're lucky. I have to keep reminding myself.

Work has been a constant source of stress for me, which sents me down mental spirals I really don't like. Part of it is external factors, but I can admit it's also that I don't know how not to care. How not to involve myself in everything. That's something I've started working on, and want to continue working on in 2024, because this is actually actively detrimental to my mental health and I want it to stop.

But when 2023 was good, it was SO good! All the concerts I went to! The medieval markets, the festivals, the just fun outings. It was such a good year! I went to Norway for the first time! I want to do more of all that in 2024. It makes me feel like myself, I think that's important.

I'm gonna spend New Year's quiet at home, the way I enjoy it most. I don't really like New Years Eve, but I do enjoy spending time by myself. I think I'm gonna finish preparing my photo album of the year. I think I'm gonna dedicate January first to writing. In the spirit of the year I want to have. Let's hope it's a good one.