#i'm having an aneurism

[walrusbutter]

So the other day, it hit me like a bolt of lightning that I have this silly little fhdw blog. Naturally, I opened up the old computer and went on down to tumblr.com, searched up the main fablehaven tag for the first time in five months to see what I could see. And what do i see? You're all obsessed with polls. The Gavarog stans have slunk back into the shadows. You've all been hard at work in the lore mines unearthing more Dragonwatch plot holes. A plethora of new fanart awaits to blurse my eyes. Tanugatoa Dufu is our sexyman????????

Why Tanu though? Y'all really saw him in a lineup including mustached violin-playing Indiana Jones? And a nefariously pretty Demon Dragon?? Emo Sadboy Horse of Darkness with eyeliner sharp enough to kill??? Warren Freaking Burgess™???? The oh so babygirl Cottagecore Prince?????? And y'all really said. "After some consideration, we'll take unethical chemistry guy from Idaho as our lawfully wedded sexyman."

[martins-canned-peaches]

The TMA fandom has made it literally impossible to see spoilers because of just how incomprehensible every shitpost is. I'll scroll on Pinterest seeing TMA memes I don't understand and later realize I was staring at the worlds biggest spoiler. It's like searching for your glasses only to find that they're on your head the whole time

[hercarisntyours]

@munejewels YOU ABSOLUTELY GOD I AM FOR EVER INDEBTED TO YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH MENTIONING THIS I'M.ABOUT TO FUCKING I'M I'M I CAN'T EVEN SENTENCE

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

@anotherhumanpet replied...

"Oh, that's a stroke."

( THE ONE KNOWN AS DANNIS IS JEALOUS OF THE ONE KNOWN AS UNICRON'S MAD GAINS. THE ONE KNOWN AS DANNIS GETS NO MAIDENS. )

[bones-edition]

Alone and bored in the prop room getting up to nefarious things

[sorcerous-caress]

Love how I was having two completely different conversations at the same time, Bobtarion and Sol's ending shenanigans.

Anyway, my brain fizzled out. Time to mimi honk shoo mimi honk shoo.

[graysbullshit]

Ok, what the fuck is going on with this new "anti intellectualism" trend? I keep seeing the most obtuse takes laced with lack of nuance on twitter. Suddently it is as if everyone is determined into making everything a part of "good guy" versus "bad guy". Especially when it comes to "cancel culture". People seem to have an issue differenciating "mistake" and "pattern of behavior". It applies to real people, to characters, to SONGS???? It's insane.

Like, with the realease of HOTD I keep seing people saying the wildest things. People have been treating luke's death with a type of seriousness that isn't warranted. Like, I understand he is your favorite character, but why are people acting as if Almond is the devil? Also, the opposite is also true. Why do people insist in trying to take the blame away from almod as if he ISN'T an antagonist? Including the authors! He IS bad and he has done BAD THINGS and he will probably do WORSE things. It's the whole purpose of the character. It's not surprising, it doesn't reflect the character of almod's fans, it should not be excused and it's annoying me so fucking much that I'm starting to wish he'd kill Jake too istg.

Or the Antihero video clip from Taylor. I've seen people say that the word "fat" was being used as a derrogatory insult in the video, and yes. It has been used as a derrogatory insult in the video, on real life, on video games, on books and on other songs. The movement to turn "fat" a positive word is great! But you can't pretend as if the prospect of "becoming fat" hasn't been the biggest fear of any woman for the past 20 years. Taylor was representing this fear, that was caused by the big media, by putting a word that has been used as an insult against her. What is the problem? Did she say that you should be scared of becoming fat? Did she say being fat is a bad thing? No, she simply showed a fear she had that is related to a EATING DISORDER. She is talking about her personal experience people, how ignorant do you have to be to miss this? It's not even a opnion she has, its literally an artistic expression of a personal experience she went through.

Then there's the whole doctor who thing, which I'm not even going to get into because I'll get angry and not be able to articulate my thoughts in a concise manner. In general, my thoughts are [insert angry emoji here].

Then there's all the crazy discussions of my country's politics, which I won't get into because there is A LOT to discuss.

Then there's Tiktok and OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PLACE SO FULLED BY STUPID PEOPLE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. No one does any research, no one even googles anything, no one fact checks. It drives me insane. Tho, I really like tiktok when you ignore this factor.

Anyway, sorry for the rant. It was weighting on my chest and I had to get all of this out of my system.

[one-winged-dreams]

Gently placing Terra and Isa to my right and then grabbing Vincent's hand with my left and holding it up like it's the fucking Olympics.

[kunosoura]

it’s crazy how openly reactionary the most notable republican presidential likelies are nowadays and how close the election will be no matter what anyway because the democrats spend their time passing resolutions condeming socialism or a useless means-testing welfare programs or maybe doing nothing about the conservative supreme court set to snipe any policy that isn’t even left-wing but is just Not Right Wing that comes before them so people are sick of getting charlie brown footballed every election as they do jack shit

[wyrddogs]

I have been sick for two days and am very bored. Send me asks?

[peachpotions]

hey besties, i had a pretty bad health scare over the weekend. i’m okay!! but i don’t have steady work rn and now have a huge ER bill to deal with. I’m doing tarot readings if anyone is interested in booking one <3 and i plan on opening up my art commissions soon

[justagaycryptid]

When Somebody Needs You by Will Wood is such a Hannigram song its not even funny

[labwebs]

🕸it’s a good thing mj’s in another country rn or else i have the feeling there would be words about 1: peter training miles by having him jump off a building (even if he jumped off a bridge first without peter around but!! still!!!!) and 2: literally giving jjj a heart attack by taking miles out web slinging OH MY GOODNESS PETER

[sanpape]

my 3d animation assignment is due on Monday and nothing is going right and I hate it here

[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

[malaierba]

So we all agree that Choromatsu started interacting more with Karamatsu after ep24s1 right

Like they always had their trademark moments like Choro saying he'd take care of him during the divorce scare, every time he fell and Karamatsu was like "I'll save you! *doesn't stop running*", and even Choromatsu suggesting that they try to save Karamatsu before losing motivation,

But like I don't think they got actual skits together before S2