#i'm having an aneurism

[walrusbutter]

So the other day, it hit me like a bolt of lightning that I have this silly little fhdw blog. Naturally, I opened up the old computer and went on down to tumblr.com, searched up the main fablehaven tag for the first time in five months to see what I could see. And what do i see? You're all obsessed with polls. The Gavarog stans have slunk back into the shadows. You've all been hard at work in the lore mines unearthing more Dragonwatch plot holes. A plethora of new fanart awaits to blurse my eyes. Tanugatoa Dufu is our sexyman????????

Why Tanu though? Y'all really saw him in a lineup including mustached violin-playing Indiana Jones? And a nefariously pretty Demon Dragon?? Emo Sadboy Horse of Darkness with eyeliner sharp enough to kill??? Warren Freaking Burgess™???? The oh so babygirl Cottagecore Prince?????? And y'all really said. "After some consideration, we'll take unethical chemistry guy from Idaho as our lawfully wedded sexyman."

[martins-canned-peaches]

The TMA fandom has made it literally impossible to see spoilers because of just how incomprehensible every shitpost is. I'll scroll on Pinterest seeing TMA memes I don't understand and later realize I was staring at the worlds biggest spoiler. It's like searching for your glasses only to find that they're on your head the whole time

[hercarisntyours]

@munejewels YOU ABSOLUTELY GOD I AM FOR EVER INDEBTED TO YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH MENTIONING THIS I'M.ABOUT TO FUCKING I'M I'M I CAN'T EVEN SENTENCE

[monostardust]

I'm so sick of stupid bitches on the internet never fact checking shit with actual fucking official evidence. The court case files would literally be evidence enough that Michael Jackson's accusers were fucking liars and only accused him because they wanted him to settle they wanted that money that they know he had. The internet is literally fucking there you literally hold your phone that gives you instant shit with just typing and clicking search fucking use it but instead of fact checking immediately about the information you just read you immediately assume it's a fact. Grow some fucking brains my guy I'm about to throw fucking hands with every single last one of you dumb bitches.

[denyjesuschrist]

(this is in reference to the revelation that the dnc have been lying about attempts to end the genocide this whole time.) what the fuck is wrong with you?????? how are you this fucking far up the democrats' assholes without choking on their shit????????? you sick fucks really are just willing to let them do whatever they please‚ as long as they aren't the orange guy. jesus christ.

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

@anotherhumanpet replied...

"Oh, that's a stroke."

( THE ONE KNOWN AS DANNIS IS JEALOUS OF THE ONE KNOWN AS UNICRON'S MAD GAINS. THE ONE KNOWN AS DANNIS GETS NO MAIDENS. )

[bones-edition]

Alone and bored in the prop room getting up to nefarious things

[sorcerous-caress]

Love how I was having two completely different conversations at the same time, Bobtarion and Sol's ending shenanigans.

Anyway, my brain fizzled out. Time to mimi honk shoo mimi honk shoo.

[one-winged-dreams]

Gently placing Terra and Isa to my right and then grabbing Vincent's hand with my left and holding it up like it's the fucking Olympics.

[kunosoura]

it’s crazy how openly reactionary the most notable republican presidential likelies are nowadays and how close the election will be no matter what anyway because the democrats spend their time passing resolutions condeming socialism or a useless means-testing welfare programs or maybe doing nothing about the conservative supreme court set to snipe any policy that isn’t even left-wing but is just Not Right Wing that comes before them so people are sick of getting charlie brown footballed every election as they do jack shit

[wyrddogs]

I have been sick for two days and am very bored. Send me asks?

[peachpotions]

hey besties, i had a pretty bad health scare over the weekend. i’m okay!! but i don’t have steady work rn and now have a huge ER bill to deal with. I’m doing tarot readings if anyone is interested in booking one <3 and i plan on opening up my art commissions soon

[justagaycryptid]

When Somebody Needs You by Will Wood is such a Hannigram song its not even funny

[sanpape]

my 3d animation assignment is due on Monday and nothing is going right and I hate it here

[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

[malaierba]

So we all agree that Choromatsu started interacting more with Karamatsu after ep24s1 right

Like they always had their trademark moments like Choro saying he'd take care of him during the divorce scare, every time he fell and Karamatsu was like "I'll save you! *doesn't stop running*", and even Choromatsu suggesting that they try to save Karamatsu before losing motivation,

But like I don't think they got actual skits together before S2