#i'm fiending bro

[blitzisms]

where are the sluts that want to throw themselves at blitz please

[pink-toonss]

aiweigigiuda hghjgmg,mnfmgjn af sdhffjf g nfmvhdfmj,gmhdfsaffeiuhdn,cxhjhgiauckjnv a fa4y87a23y98 dbv af mv nvvccbvbnccxmfdisahdv mf vcmvadshmcmfajhdgl mf,cmavn g vmccmvccmmvbncvnmnmnsdmnfaghghdhghggmdmnmgnhg hfd j hdsfh hdsafhu47whfdjcafkjhdsfkjhshdj cnmcnvbcncbmn vhcfsdfbcbvmnjdkh vmvdfnmv,dfkjnvmn

[occamstfs]

Follow Your Nose

Robin's not happy about visiting his student's frat house but with each heady breath he finds new pleasures to be gained from the experience.

Another Musk based Frat TF! Not breaking new ground but I like how this one turned out haha! Also in the wake of my contest I'm restarting the queue on my other blog so if you want to see what I read/have any burning questions send them over there! Hope you enjoy this little scent-centric romp! -Occam

Robin hated being on this side of campus; he doesn't know why on Earth he agreed to do a homecall for office hours. Totally unprofessional of course, but the grad student was simply so tired of sitting in his cold office for nary a soul to show up. When Carlos reached out asking for some one on one assistance the T.A. agreed to venture to what he was told was a common study area. What Carlos hid from Robin was that it just so happened to be his frat’s living room. 

The researcher almost turned around and rain checked as soon as he saw. But after Carlos texted to thank him for his help, whatever scholarly version of the Hippocratic oath he took compels him to continue onward despite himself. It of course doesn’t hurt that the slightly younger man seems to have been made in a lab to attract Robin. Though the professional has done his absolute best to remain professional and push down the repressed desire. Though as he steps in this is made far more difficult.

Carlos welcomes him into the frat house clad in a far too tight, clearly stained, tee and what seem to be, impossibly gaudy, similarly tight, athletic shorts. Immediately Robin’s face sears with blush and the smirk that is almost always at home on Carlos’ face grows wider. Before the fratty fiend can get a word in the grad student speaks up, fighting through an embarrassing voice crack, “uHm- Mr. Esperanza if you wouldn’t mind, could you change into something more appropriate for our session?” Carlos tilts his head, deliberately exposes his midriff as he scratches it. After a moment he laughs and answers remembering why he’s dressed like this, “Oh sure sure no problema bro.” 

Robin’s eye twitches as his student opts for bro rather than his title, name, or anything vaguely respectful. The T.A. hears the man’s hands scratching thick hair out of sight before he sniffs his hand and rubs his jaw, continuing, “It’s just uhhh, my laundry’s still in the machine so this is all I could throw on before you got in huhuh.” Robin holds his tongue from deriding the man’s shoddy planning, I mean for god’s sake they had an appointment!

So intent on hiding his attraction to, and irritation at, his student, Robin doesn’t quite catch the glint in his eye as Carlos offers an idea, “if you wouldn’t mind, uhhh, professor? You could go grab me some pants or somethin’” Not wanting to correct Carlos’ switch up to a title far loftier than his own and before he can even humor the idea that he’d wander deeper into the frat house, the bro thanks him as if he’s already agreed. “Thanks much lil bro- I’ll get us all set up here. It’ll be the third door on your right but you can probably just follow your nose hahah!”

Robin squints his eyes at the brazen assumption that he’d do anything of the sort. And yet, preferring anything to confrontation, he acquiesces with a sigh. The faster they start the faster Robin’s out of here. But a step down the hallway his nose wrinkles as he realizes that Carlos was not being cute, he can genuinely smell the laundry room far down the hall. Taking a deep breath and centering himself before the air is full of more musky sweat than oxygen, he shifts his jaw in irritation at the situation he stumbled himself into and presses onward.

Robin pushes open the unreasonably heavy door of the laundry room and enters. He hears the door slam but keeps his eyes forward as he endeavors to spend as little time in here as possible. Pushing down rational questioning of why he is doing this, in his haste he makes the mistake of opening the washing machine rather than a dryer that would presumably hold Carlos’ clothes. Before he even realizes his mistake he is almost blasted back by the potent musk spilling out of the drum. Choking out a ‘why wasn’t this run…” as his eyes glaze over and he is overwhelmed by the scent.

It’s as if there are more particles of sweat in the air than, uh, air. His mouth falls open to avoid smelling but that only heightens the experience and leads to him taking deeper breaths. Despite everything in him screaming to leave now, Robin feels himself drawn towards the machine that simply must have been intentionally compiled to smell as musky as possible. As the seconds pass Robin feels his body begin to move of its own accord, like an out of body experience he sees himself inch closer to the machine. There’s a struggled swallow as he is suddenly conscious that he is drooling at the scent of the frat’s dirty laundry.

When his hand reaches into the filthy load of laundry he feels his autonomy return and he quickly draws back. Clothes almost crunchy with sweat, and other substances, he stands stunned as he tries to understand what he just did, why he did that. Only then does he notice that he is so hard that anyone who glanced in his direction would notice. It almost hurts as his cock strains against his underwear and pulses with deep need. 

Priority rapidly shifting to hiding his massive erection should Carlos stumble in Robin opts to adjust his pants. Rather than doing it surreptitiously as he would usually do, he shoves his hand directly in his underwear in a manner distinctly boorish. Notably he also plods around his underpants with his dominant hand, the same one that only just left the frat’s collection of their dirtiest tops, bottoms, and drawers.

Stained hand now touching his cock he is overwhelmed with the desire to never remove it from this spot again. Drool still pooling in his mouth, Robin almost forgets his surroundings as cock seems more impressive than it’s ever been before now. Or no, his hand seems larger, rougher, more powerful. He squints as the seconds pass and the sensations continue to shift before he looks down to find that his bulge is indeed larger than he has ever seen it. Biting his lip he glances at the door and, demonstrating his clearly fading rationality, decides ‘fuck it’ and pulls out his cock.

Haloed with pubes that are growing thicker, spreading further, with each quivering breath and graced touch from his stained hand. Pre drips from the head of his thicker cock as it stands high, beginning to rival the length of his forearm as it inches longer with each heartbeat, each uncontrollable pulse. He cups his balls to remove them from his underwear and is again struck dumb. God they’re itchy. 

He scratches at them as his nails almost draw back into his hand, to the eye of an observer they shift from manicured to the deliberately uncared for, dirty nails of a frat bro. Thus he must dig even deeper to satisfy his itching balls as long, thick curls begin to spread across them. Each drag across finds them larger than they were less than a second before. Each mindless scratch they hang lower, stretch his sack larger as his balls begin to rival the size of eggs and churn to fill him with hormones that will make it all the harder for him to think his way out of this, or any, room. 

Despite his mind awash, feeling his hand begin to mindlessly move to start masturbating in this frat’s laundry room he regains his senses. Fear suddenly overwhelms his lusts and need for pleasure as he tries to inspect his body. Looking down at his hands he finds they both have changed and the horrors have not stopped there. Thick dark hair and a haphazard tan have spread up his forearms and as he feels heat begin to burn on his bicep it’s clear this is a situation still ongoing. Robin struggles to stand and falls over on his face, squarely landing in some brute’s discarded briefs. Fighting back a smirk as he is inoculated with a direct dose of his frat brother’s musk, Robin rolls over in fear of the changes that must be about to begin on his face.

His nose adjusts as memories of breaking it twice assert themselves into his mind. Rob feels his biceps bulge against his forearms as he raises his hands to his face. Grunting and ignoring how much deeper his voice is as it echoes in the room, he talks to himself to begin his flight, “Mrgh, I gotta, get out of here.” Trying to pull his pants up, before they can even struggle to cover his monumental bulge and increasingly cushioned ass, his jeans are caught on his thighs. Muscle and fat press larger as they become two massive meaty trunks. Dropping the pants to inspect his suddenly impressive legs he flexes them and goes weak at the knees as desire tries to take over once more. 

Rob only just fights these rising instincts and makes for the door. Then does he find the most clearly sinister aspect of this situation yet, it’s locked. His uhh, boy? His bro. Yeah his bro trapped him in here. Fuckin’ Carlos did this to him on purpose he bets. Leaning against the door he finds his breathing suddenly inhibited by the tight shirt that he’s been wearing. Seeing his waist has apparently filled out, his stomach quivers with butterflies. He’s always been envious of his bro’s forms but man he looks just as killer huhuh. His widening upper body sends tears through the shirt without his hands even needing to tear the top off. 

Dressed in nothing but torn shreds on the floor of the, er his, frat’s laundry room Rob’s clouded mind observes the final touches of his new form. Weighty pecs pulse larger and hang over his new thick torso. Hamhock thighs frame a bulge that would make any mouth water. He scratches stubble growing thicker on his face while he begins to thoughtlessly masturbate against the laundry room door. Stretching his neck as it thickens to hold up a head growing thicker and mind growing duller, his mouth falls open and he appreciates the musk of his bros as if it's the most pleasant thing in the world to him. Were this the rest of his life the horny bro wouldn’t mind. Rubbing his torso as thick curls begin to decorate him like a beast. Treasure trail stretching from pubes thicker than foliage. He raises his free arm to bathe in his own musk.

His mouth waters as he realizes he doesn’t need to use these other’s fucker clothes to get off! He’s got the sweet stuff right here. Any shreds remaining of the prudish, frat-phobic teacher’s assistant vacate as he delights in his own pit. Thickening curls spread outward from deep in his pits as a truly voluminous mass begins to press out from under his arms. His tongue stretches out from his mouth into the jungle as it grows thicker, perpetually soaked in his new musk. And then Rob loses control. Decorating the walls and himself and finally adding his own mess to their little ode to locker rooms everywhere. 

Tongue out enjoying himself in what is apparently his new home, sweat begins to pool under the man’s discovery of new delights. It seems like forever for him but in reality, a few minutes later he feels the door push into him, “Yooo bro what’s takin’ you so long?” Carlos opens the door and pinches his nose to avoid the stink of the room and the overpowering scent of Rob’s first time.

 Rob’s dumb smirk and glazed eyes meet Carlos’ mischievous grin and the new brother speaks in his new bass, “Uhhh, didn’t you lock me in here bro?” His brother stifles laughter and ruffles Rob’s sweaty new haircut, “You dumbass huhuh- It’s a pull door.” It takes a few seconds for Carlos’ words to sink in but after realizing that he simply forgot how doors work he joins in laughing loud enough to shake the foundations of their frat house. “Brooo huhuh!” 

“Now throw something on so we can figure this shit out!” Rob goes to grab clothes from some stray hamper filled with someone’s dirty laundry and heads out. Walking out of his musky captivity, Rob finds a new warmth fill him as he wanders into the house, into his house. The frat didn’t quite need a new member but Carlos is more than happy to make the most out of his new brother. Not all of them are so unabashedly into their own musk but judging by Rob’s changes and the already returning erection in his shorts, Carlos can’t wait to see what the two of them will get up to in their new lives together.

[reddesires]

Sex with Logan Headcanons

Logan Howlett x Reader

A/N: Hehe I wanted to put my Itty bitty input of how sex with Logan would be like, I headcanon ts outta of this.

18+ MDNI!

▪︎ You can guarantee this man will MANHANDLE tf outta you, all that stress and anger WILL be used as an outlet to fuck you, you can count on that.

▪︎MARKS, MARKS, MARKS!! He's big on making sure that your skin is littered with the aftermath of your steamy lovemaking. Your neck and thighs displaying his hickeys, you ass tingling with the marks that his rough hands slapped on to it, and you shoulder baring his bite marks (i also headcanon that he has sharp canines 🤭) And he's incredibly smug and proud no matter who sees it.

▪︎ He's VOCAL in bed, a master at dirty talking (he quite literally talks you through it), and he wants you to be vocal too, he doesnt care who hears. He isn't afraid to show that he's enjoying your body, the groan, and growls harmonious in your ears (AHHH, IM BITING AT MY BARS BARKBARK)

▪︎ CERTIFIED MUNCHER!! bro acts like he's starving just from how he be going at it, he's down to eat it anytime honestly and he fr a menace with how bad he be fiending for your pussy.

▪︎ Animalistic. Do I really need to say more? (I will if asked LOL)

▪︎ He can be gentle if you ask him. He'll put more energy into making it more sensual and passionate. Body worshipping to the MAX "God, you're so beautiful, princess" + "Come on, let me hear those pretty moans, baby." (Sedate me pls.)

▪︎ Stamina is outta of this world, and it definitely surpasses a normal human's. He can go multiple rounds and he'll make it his goal to make you cum each and every time, he loves seeing you whine squirm under him, it's a pretty sight and turns him on immensely.

▪︎ More of a giver than a receiver, it feeds his ego when he sees how you crumble under his touch and he truly thinks you are the most beautiful being especially when you are clutching his bedsheets and your face turns with pleasure as he makes you cum.

▪︎ HIS CLAWS UNSHEATH WHEN HE'S CLOSE!! It's like it's so overstimulating for him when hes about to cum that it just automatically happens without him even meaning to, but he's always careful not to accidentally nick or stab you (it's his worst fear to hurt you mistakenly).

▪︎ Breeding Kink. This mf is freaky and he's not afraid to show it, he'll let you know that he wants to fill you with his cum. It's on his mind non-stop, and it drives him crazy when you beg him for it. What little self-restraint he has is thrown to the side as he goes all in to finally give in. (I STAND BY THIS.)

I'M GONNA STOP NOW (even tho I could actually keep going NO I MUST REFRAIN). Ugh, Logan is my dream man, istg, I'm obsessed.

I have reposted too much content with him. I think others are concerned, LOL. im totally normal about this man 🤞

OKAYBYE!

[cheschesterpossum]

Normally i wouldent ask this, couldn't scientist y/n just leave rung just say they quit their operation/job so they dont have to suffer all this lore thats about to happen

i mean avoiding pretty much is the wasy thing

because i arrange the furnitures here and I'm a yumeshipper fiend/jk

Talking about which Rung?

If it's SG Rung, I don't think he'd be willing you go even before all the lore start happening (I have this idea that in the SG AU, the science project on aliens isn't just centered around making a new species but also potential living war weapons cus why not) Mf could either pull out the Primes to guilt trip or pull every manipulation in the book. If that don't work he trolly wreak havoc till you HAVE to get back.

OG Rung would probably wouldn't put up as much of a fight, still trying to reason with you first tho. If you leave anyway, bro gonna get so depressed since he's attached to you the most. You get calls from your former colleagues, about their concern for Rung's state. You might wanna go and visits him once in a while... and then he need more than once and a while... and you start having to visit more and more... and now you're back at work.

If you're talking about before he became sentient, then yeah that work lol.

These are my view on it, and self indulgent.

[wyverns-warehouse]

OKAY So after drawing hypothetical sketches in my dinky little sketchbook of possible owl house tarot cards, I decided to commit some of my nice watercolor paper to the guillotine of creativity and make an official TOH themed tarot deck!

It IS going to have a lot of bias towards Evelyn, Philip/Belos, Caleb, and Hunter. Like the heathen I am, I am a fiend for the LORE and also hehehe all these tarot cards are going to tie into the fanfictions I'm writing (yippee!)

If you want to read either of the fanfictions, you can find them below (screams in owl house brain rot)

Journal of the Golden Guard (Weekly on Saturday):

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63124465/chapters/161656468

The Brother's Halloway (my version of the Brother's Wittebane):

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63185392/chapters/161827435

[piko-rose]

A Masterpost Of All My Sonic Fics and Headcanons So Far

Edited this post to add some other stuff of mine that doesn't involved fanfics.

I didn't include ALL of my fics because the first few ones I did when I started my blog were cringe as hell lmao

My Fanfics/Drabbles

Sonic Movie Series Fics

Enter Gamma - The Wachowski Bros try to come up with a new name for their new fiend UNIT. (Set after Sonic Drone Home.)

Sonic's Dream - Dreams are mysterious. They can be good or they can be bad. Sonic enjoys good dreams, whether their about running, chili dogs or his family. …But he despises bad dreams. Sometimes their about deep waters, the dark… Or being alone all over again. (Set after Movie 1.)

Sonic Told A Dumb Joke... - Sonic begins to realize that humoring up his brothers makes him come off as annoying, and vows to never say another word. (Set after Movie 2. Unsure if I'll make a part 2 since this might need some reworking.)

Sonic and Tails Talk About Tom and Maddie - Tails was confused by the way Sonic talks about Tom and Maddie. If they're not his parents, then what are they to him? (Set during Movie 2 before the dance battle sequence.)

Under the Moonlight - After hearing a ghost story about Dark Gaia, Sonic transforms into the Werehog in the middle of the night and must find a way to turn back to normal while before he looses control of himself. (Set after Movie 1. Currently thinking about reworking this fic in the future.)

Heroes Don't Fail - After Tom fell ill due to protecting him from a bullet, Sonic was left to wonder if his own friends had any faith in him to begin with during their most dangerous adventure yet. He was left to wonder if him and Shadow had more of a similarity than he thought. (Movie 3 Headcanon fic. VERY outdated now but there are some writing bits I really enjoy here that I might bring back in the future.)

Modern Sonic Fics

Rose Gold - Sonic was horrified by Amy doing all she can to make sure her hero stays alive, no matter the cost. (Platonic Sonic/Amy fic.)

What Big Brothers Fear The Most - Sonic had an unpleasant dream about the worst case scenario for any little brother in the world. Specifically, Tails. (Unbreakable Bond fic.)

Without One Another (Aftermath Of What Big Brothers Fear The Most) - Sonic talks about his nightmare to Tails, while confessing a fear greater than deep waters. (Unbreakable Bond fic.)

A Talk Between Two Hedgehogs - Shadow felt strangely guilty about his outburst at Sonic, and wanted to chat with him. (Sonic/Shadow fic.)

My Headcanons and Rambles About Characters and Ships

Sonic Movie Series

Sonic Movie 2's Official Timeline I Think? (I'm Planning On Reworking This Post)

Rambling About Sonic and Knuckles' Dynamic Throughout Movie 2

Sonic's Thinking Process While He Was Stuck And Couldn't Reach for Tom, Maddie and Tails (and what happens afterwards 😈)

Modern Sonic

Why Amy's Love For Sonic Died Down And Their Current Dynamic

If Sonic Found Out About What Amy's Going Through

Sleepy Sonic Headcanons (I edited this post because there are some words here that I used wrong and some more stuff I should've added lol) (Also Some Art Based On These Headcanons By @/sparkles-rule-4eva Thank You Dude XD but the reblog doesn't have the updates I've added on the post so I apologize for that DX)

Sonic Crying Out Shadow's Name In Sonic Prime And How It Drove Me Crazy

More to add soon.

[plumbobchronicles]

Some of my Struck By Love and Whimsy Townies 💘🌿

Rocio Navarro, YA, Fashion Designer, Ambitious, Foodie and High Maintenance, single. Derek Jordan, YA, American Football Player, Active, Inside and Materialistic, single. Sean McAllister, YA, Tech Guru, Genius, Lactose Intolerant and Perfectionist, engaged to Mia Summers. Mia Summers, YA, Painter, Art Lover, Family Oriented and Perfectionist, engaged to Sean McAllister. Dorian Blackwell, YA, Tech Investor, Ambitious, Bookworm and Romantic, dating Amara Thorne. Nalorie Khelah, YA, Conservationist, Child Of The Ocean, Green Fiend and Loyal, single. Jaxon "Jax" Ryder, YA, Lead Guitarist in the band Rouge Voltage, Bro, Creative and Music Lover, dating Everlyn Ward. Everlyn Ward, YA, Fashion Designer, Good, Romantically Reserved and Jealous, dating Jaxon "Jax" Ryder. Camille Reyes, YA, Jewellery Shop Owner, Ambitious, Creative and Romantic, single. Zuri Bennet, YA, Lighthouse Keeper, Bookworm, Loves The Outdoors and Loyal, single. Destiny Jones, YA, Freelance Artist, Creative, Family Oriented and Lovebug, married to Cal Jones.

Hey everyone! I hope you all liked Amara yesterday, I was so excited to finally share my first sim with you guys. I'm even more excited to tell you that I'm going to try and finally stick to a schedule. I'm going to try post a "normal" post every Wednesday and for the next few weeks, I'll be posting/uploading one of these sims above every Friday as a sort of disassembled sims dump.

In terms of our current series, these sims are the last I'm adding to my Whimsy/Struck by love save so all I have to do is finish Roslyn apartment which will probably be next Wednesdays post and I can finally start with posting Whimsy/Struck By Love.

For Joy of Life posts, I haven't been in the save since the last/first story post I did for that series and I want to get the first posts for both Struck By Love and Whimsy out before I post Joy of Life again. Joy of Life isn't gone or anything, there just won't be any posts for a couple weeks I'm afraid.

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Ren and Sausage love discussing tentacles

transcript under the cut

Ren: I've got some tentacles on the fire there, bro. Then we can dine together. Sausage: Oh man, I'm-I'm a fan of tentacles, trust me. Ren snickers. Sausage: I'll tentacle it up. Ren, at the same time: I-I enjoy a good tentacle from time to time, yes. Sausage: Oh, from time to time, yes- Ren: Yes, yes yes. Sasusage: --I will grab a tentacle (Ren laughs), and I will eat it, and I will just swallow it whole. Not even cooked. Sushi-fied. I will sushi-fy it. Ren: What, you eat it in its slime state? Bro, that's... Sausage: Oh, yeah yeah yeah, slime state it, yeah yeah, just go all out. You know? Ren: Damn. That's...damn. Sausage: Sometimes you just gotta-you just gotta, you just gotta-- Ren: You just gotta eat the tentacle, you know what I mean? Sausage, at the same time: --eat the tentacle Ren: I feel you bro. Sausage: Yeah yeah yeah. You know who's a fan of tentacles? Like, a real big fan? Ren: Who? Sausage: And when they arrive, we-we'll go over the whole story. They love a good tentacle. Scott. Scott is a tentacle boy. Ren: A tentacle fiend. Sausage: The fiend of all tentacles! (Ren laughs) Scott will literally give you a whole story, about how tentacles are the greatest thing ever. Especially in media. Ren: Well, I'm looking forward to that. That sounds like a-a great discussion that I can't wait to have. Sausage: Yeah. And-and in anime form, he loves a good tentacle in anime form as well.

[bonbonshideout]

Toby and EJ headcanons

blame me having to deal w/ @foressfaction and roblox again 💀

♤ As w/ Nat, Toby follows Jack around EVERYWHERE.

♡ Toby says the most unhinged shit ever, and Jack just stares at him, questioning Toby's sanity.

Toby somehow got his arm stuck somewhere: "help me step-bro, I'm stuck~"

Jack sitting not even 3 ft away: "...... back, back I say you hormonal fiend!"

◇ Toby gets hurt a lot and normally doesn't realize it until Jack points it out; Jack usually has to tend to his wounds and it's not always easy.

Jack pins Toby down: "hold still dumbass!"

Toby kicking and flailing his arms around: "OVER MY DEAD BODY!"

Jack: "YOU'RE BLEEDING! SHUT UP!"

Toby: "AND!?"

♧ Jack questions Toby's acesexuality on a daily basis. Toby normally says or does unhinged things simply for the reaction he gets out of Jack.

♤ If Jack had a long day, he could literally just put the stupidest thing on, and Toby would be so focused on said stupid thing (i.e., a pet fly doing tricks)

♡ Toby is a worrying creature, and Jack has no clue how to handle him anymore, only for Toby to reply, "You are so mean to me"

Toby staring at an outlet: "What if I stick a fo—"

Jack: "Toby, no."

Toby pouts: "You never let me do anything!"

◇ Jack usually tries to get Toby off his back if he's trying to work on something, though Toby normally would be wanting some sort of affection/attention from Jack.

Toby bored out of his mind after Jack has tried to make sure he's alive: "I'm so bored!"

Jack: "Go watch the fly again"

Toby: "Idea, how about we cuddle?"

Jack: "I'm busy"

Toby gets all whiney: "You don't love me anymore!"

usually results with Jack hugging Toby, kissing him on the forehead, or somehow having Toby help with whatever he was doing prior to.

[pseudowho]

😭 The way Nanami becomes SUCH A SLUT when he has just the right amount of alcohol KFJSNABABAB it just makes me blush but CACKLLEEEEE

Like Nanami being alcohol loose and turning into a horny fiend and whispering dirty things and being handy and smart mouthed like 🧍🏽‍���️ The way I’d slap him on that tight broad pec but be giggling and wagglin my toes MFNSNSNSJAJAJ

Also, I think it’d be hilarious if Nanami was put on a party ban, like reader having enough or attending a EXTREMELY important event where there happens to be alcohol and she’s given a plus one on her invite. The way she turns around and invites Shoko instead and Nanami has the most offended “☹️😟😔” air to him…until reader lays out all the parties they’ve both attended where Nanami couldn’t tame himself and acted out in the most slutty manner.

“Darling, I have no idea what you’re talking about. 🙄”

“Ken, you fucked me at my Uncles birthday party, my promotion party, my nieces birthday party, my sisters baby shower, my best friends party-“

“😔 So you hate making love to me now?”

“…Kento-“

Nanami then is slut shamed by his wife who he knows is in the right but this is HIS bratty moment but I know if his wife did the exact same things Nanami does 🤭 He’d be flustered as hell and all huffy too HEHEHE

HES SUCH A SLUT BRO (I love my husband)

I'm actually fully convinced that he's like this drunk, all the restraints just come off 💀😭👌

When his wife tries to ban him from other important events, citing his horny behaviour, he's like:

-- Haitch xxx

[fisheito]

alright. 👓 what we got for this weird little step up banner. Why did they have SR yaku and oli on the promo pic?? And what does it have to do with eiden's huey decision???? No matter... let's see if there's anything i'd like to pull for...

& opens updated game &

The only SSRs aster and morv have? . Already have morv, and he's full unlocked. I wouldn't MIND an aster if only to see him slap morv around. but it's not enough to motivate me to throw my contracts... ohhh if only there were a tiny aster SSR.... i want that lil guy fuckin things up...

Ocean breeze yakumo- WAIT, IDOL YAKUMO? THE WETTEST, (arguably) MOST PATHETIC WHIMPERER OF THE YAKUMOS? the yakumo that i did not want during his original run because i wanted nothing to do with him and thus i never Obtained him? YOU're saying i could finally have a soggy beach tankini yakumo in my collection, to manipulate voice lines at will, to replay whatever sad Single Line of Sad Whines he lets out in R2----- THAT YAKUMO? well now i have to read up on the terms and conditions of this banner

[interlude: reading and some judgemental squinting]

They said guaranteed SSR within 70 pulls...BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE THE SSR AT 300? idk bro that seems like a lot to sacrifice for a rerun... what else have we got to work with here

Chocolate fiend retail edmond- does not measure up to white wedding edmond. i remain uninterested

Mother Nature oli- tEMPTING, OK, THE ONE I'VE WANTED SINCE I STARTED PLAYING, , but he probably isn't a great unit like most of the older units BUT MY DEAREST MATRON OF LIFE FLORAL HUNTER OLI..........THE NOSTALGIA HITS HARD

Ropeflinger quincy- no interest

Period cramps kuya- no interest

Loincloth gapmaster garu- tbh i'd be pissed if i got this one because i already have him at 3 stars and if i get just. one single extra of this. that's not enough to ascend himn. it's nto enough to do ANYTHING. either give me plentiful puppy or NONE AT ALL!!!!

Idol apprentice blade- hol up isn't this the blade with that riduclousoly beautiful eiden sprawed alcross the bed that makes you wanna go RRRRRRRHBWRUFFRRAWFBARKRBARKBRAKRKBABRBARK???? ok ok, serious contender,,,, it never hurts to have more blade rooms

Icy equilibrium dante- ?!?! isn't this the one where dante is an absolute loser for eiden and they're so painfully vanilla and sweet that you want to projectile vomit all over the foggy glass? hm. i could use some more bullying dante for his feeligns. yeah, sure , why not

Truth seeker rei- waitwaitwait isn't this another one of rei's lore-important units? the one that dishes out his saian shenanigans, AND sticks him in a locker (where he magically manages to remove his pants but stil retain his powerrfully high goth boots)? hm. also don't remember him being a particular useful unit , but. "cunty boots stay on during sex" rooms are still a delight every time. alright. consider me interested. a bit.

SR yaku- got im SR oli- got im SR quincy- got im

SR kuya- YOU!!!!!!!!!! the AACCCURSED SR that pops up in zerophos' guides, who is weirdly OP and i canNOT COMPLETE THE STAGES BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE YOU. you supposed "low-rarity-tier" unit with your unfair trigger? skills??? now i BET you would be mighty useful to have but that's just it, innit? the moment i might deign to lure you to my team, and you refuse me. you ignore me more than anyone else ever has in my life. you ignore me more than OG SSR Garu who, to this day, 3 years later, has not dared to look upon me. no. just for that, i'm going to say i'm not interested. get out of here peepaw. i don't need you to complete those freakishly specific challenge trial conditions.

VERDICT? i'm widdle--sorta--maybe interested in 6 of the 11 SSRs , which is not uhhhhhh optimal it's not like i'll come out of this a winner no matter the outcome Lookin 🔬 at these numbers, probably not worth it to me... maybe i'll throw a loose scroll at the banner if i give in to my impulse randomly

but with magical girl blade on the horizon? mm. gotta be smart with these gamblin' odds. may have to bunker down like the crocodile and play the waitin game...

[jumbojazzcats93]

Vessel, i get that the US should be boycotted rn but please im begging you, do another tour

Vessel bro, please, I'm fiending for it bro you gotta help me out here bro please just help a bitch out

[civilotterneer]

That's got me a question in mind! What's your fave kinda underwear? I'm quite partial to boxer briefs myself, but I do love a good jock strap!

I...uh....yeah I wear....uh...totally...........mmmmmm nice butt, shoulders, and lats bro.....

Oof, sorry, got distracted. Anyways, it's no secret that, even though they aren't underwear, I really like speedos! I swim a lot and they're my favorite summer attire! They're kinda in the same category as underwear, though I don't wear them as underwear at home since that'll wear'em out faster.

I borrowed some of Civ's boxer briefs for a bit until I got my first paycheck, but the second I got it, I went out and bought myself some real nice looking jock straps. Plenty of shown off fur, and easy to just be comfy in.

Otherwise, I, too, like boxer briefs for the everyday. Comfy, easy to wear, easy to feel sexy in.

NGL, I get like a huge confidence (and sexiness) boost when I wear the speedos, so it's a lot easier to be a confident, kinda-show-off-y guy in them.

I'm not gonna even ask Lye. That's a quick way to get turned into an undead.

Also bro, totally not fiending over that art, it's a good one.

[plasma-packin-mama]

Ok I'm gonna talk about the vanity fair article. I don't know how much of it is the journalist not knowing anything anything about fallout and how much of it is.......... Bad news for the show. Probably more of the former than the latter. So we should probly take some of this with a grain of salt. Also don't take anything I say here too seriously bc obviously I haven't seen the damn show I'm just chatting shit.

Oh good. the female lead is naive and doe eyed.

Ok this is good. This is an actual intelligent point about ethics. This is better than "these r the fiends they're evil because... They're.... They're eveil :) drugs." It's not revolutionary or anything, the bar is low, but it's good to see that we're at least on this level of using our brains.

It.... Yeah. Okay. Whatever sure.

1. Boneyard who?

Im not saying there can't be multiple settlements where LA used to be but. Could we really not just go somewhere new?? Or see how Boneyard is doing when the show takes place?

2. Girl why is it called Philly. As a Philadelphia bitch I got excited. Fucked up.

GOOD. VERY GOOD. I don't wanna see bastardized versions of existing characters bro if I see ANYONE from fo4 I'm gonna start throwing rocks. This is the best possible setup.

Oh no.

[fangface-xena]

dnd5e!yellowjackets HC

Since the last post about this ended up getting over like 5 notes I decided to actually flesh this out somewhat properly. To the incredibly niche group of people who will actually be interested in this, please let me know your thoughts!

Shauna: Soulknife Rogue + Path of Wild Magic Barbarian multiclass

I feel like there could be an argument for Bard with her writing but I feel like the whole brooding, tortured personality really lends itself to the rogue stereotype. Plus, how could we forget Mrs. ‘it’s just like riding a really gross fucked-up bike’... She's 100% proficient with finesse blade weapons. Charisma dumpstat queen! I also know in my heart of hearts she HAS to have some levels in Barbarian after the whole Lottie thing. No spoilers but "As folk of deep feeling, barbarians are especially susceptible to these wild influences, with some barbarians being transformed by the magic." (Barbarian: Path of Wild Magic, TCoE) tell me this isn't literally about her and Bard!Jackie's influence?

Jackie: College of Glamour Bard

College of Glamour has Jackie written ALL over it. Jackie who got picked to be captain because of her influence? Bet. Every single ability in this class sounds like it was written with this bitch in mind. 'weave a song of fey magic that imbues your allies with vigor and speed', 'charge your performance with seductive, fey magic', 'makes others want to serve you', 'makes you look more lovely and fierce', like bro come on. She'd be out on a quest serving face and giving little speeches like she did for Allie, throwing Bardic Inspirations left right and centre (especially at Shauna).

Lottie: Circle of the Shepherd Druid + Order Domain Cleric multiclass

I feel like this is such a clear cut one that I barely need to explain myself. I definitely think Lottie's a Druid as her main class, with some levels in Cleric and not the other way around. I don't think she set out to be a messiah of the wilderness, she was literally just a girl listening to the trees and kind of fell into it as the others started following her lead. Lottie's connection to the Wilderness and her willingness to lead the other girls towards its worshipping (Laura Lee style lmao) is so Shepherd coded lmfao. I was on the fence between Order, Tempest and Nature (basic and boring) for the Cleric subclass but I truly think Lottie's worshipping of the Wilderness comes from a place of following what she perceives as the natural order of things i.e. 'he doesn't belong to her', letting the cards pick who Snackie 2.0 is, 'It wants us to'... need I go on?

Natalie: Hunter Conclave Ranger if we're being basic / Gloom Stalker (Doom Stalker!) Ranger if we're being spicy

Okay so I am still undecided on this one and thoughts/opinions are so welcome. So, Natalie is definitely a Ranger, not just for the whole gun thing but because she's the literal embodiment of survival, even before they ever got stranded. Similarly to Bard!Jackie, I truly believe all ranger abilities apply so well to Natalie's character, especially if you think about her "outcast" status in school. Hunter is the most obvious subclass choice because she is quite literally the group's main hunter, but I feel like Gloom Stalker fits her present day character so well.

Taissa: Fiend Patron (?) Warlock + College of Eloquence Bard multiclass

Tai might be a lawyer-state senator girlboss, but she is haunted by a strange alter ego and a dude with no eyes FIRST! I definitely think her weird fugue self is her patron, but I'm not sure how that would translate into an actual subclass so I'll just stick with Fiend for now (Dirt Fiend!Tai my beloved). Besides being a grade A dirt eater, she's also got at least 3 levels in Bard for the College of Eloquence subclass since that's like textbook lawyer/politician. Unlike Natalie, I think her '96 self fits the multiclass aspect well and it definitely would still apply in school and then in the Wilderness.

Van: Oath of Devotion Paladin

Now, when I wrote this down in my notes app I did have it written as 'Paladin (OATH! OF! DEVOTION!!!!)' for a reason. This bitch is a ride or die (or get mauled by wolves) to her core. There are so many reasons why Paladin fits Van so well! Firstly, I think we can easily draw parallels with her goalkeeper position in football (fuck saying soccer). Her buying into Lottie's Wilderness cult stuff also heavily matches the Paladin schtick, but I think we can trace it back all the way to her relationship with Tai. Even before she embraces the Wilderness worshipping, she's so incredibly devoted to Tai that she risks dying just to go support her girlfriend in her mission to find help.

Misty: School of Illusion Wizard

Misty was a tricky one to figure out but I definitely thought it had to be a spell casting class. Despite her leg-chopping, cliff-pushing, stew-spiking antics, I don't think Misty would fit a melee or a more physical class very well. Out of all the casters, I think Wizard suits Misty the most because I do think everything Misty has, she's had to build herself. She had to learn how to adapt, whether that be socially (autistic queen) or practically (she'll learn any skill just to be useful an needed), in order to fit in in a way that the other girls just do. This aligns incredibly well with how Wizards don't have innate magical abilities, but do have an incredibly large pool of knowledge that they can gather. I was actually split between School of Enchantment or Illusion for the longest time, because I can see both of them applying to Misty to some degree. In the end, I went with school of Illusion because I don't think she is necessarily as charming and the Enchantment subclass suggests, given how off-putting she comes across even in the present timeline and to people who didn't know her weird, psycho little self in school. Instead, I feel like her ability to manipulate people comes from her fabricating situations and bending reality to match her wants and needs. Destroying the black-box, getting a nursing degree, being a goddamn citizen detective, are all ways that Misty has found to create the illusion that she's useful, needed, innocent, normal.

Some of these are way longer than others (also it's like 3 am and I have had my bodyweight in sangria tonight so idek if they're coherent) but I hope it's still an interesting read. I'm definitely up for discussing anything a bit further with anyone who actually cares enough to read this lmfao.

I've also decided to spend my Christmas holiday designing custom, Yellowjackets inspired character sheets for each of these bitches despite knowing fuck all about graphic design software so I might post those eventually.