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His FAVORITE fucking slut.

where are the sluts that want to throw themselves at blitz please

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anger (management) starters

“You can’t just lose your temper like this every time you get a bit upset!” “Stop shouting or I won’t listen to a word you’re saying anymore!” “Calm down, right now! You’rs scaring me!” “Wow, no need to get your knickers in a twist, I was just asking!” “Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP, you fucking BITCH!” “Okay, I know you’re angry, but try to breathe, alright? Sit down, let me help you…” “Whenever you behave like this, all I see is your father.” “Wow, down boy/girl!” “Let go of me! What on earth do you think you’re doing?! LET GO!” “What happened in here? What is this mess? Did you do this?” “Now don’t get angry, but there are a few things we need to talk about.” “You’re making excuses for hitting me in the face? You’re making excuses?! Do you know what I need to hear right now? An APOLOGY.” “Get away from me!” “You’re going to wake the whole neighbourhood if you keep this up!” “I don’t know why I ever gave you a chance! The only thing you know how to do is fuck up!” “Keep your voice down! People are starting to stare.” “I’ll let go when you look me in the eyes and dare to say that again!” “You broke my [OBJECT]! You knew that was precious to me!” “Go to bed, sober up and we’ll talk tomorrow.” “You’re telling ME to calm down?! YOU started this!” “You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.” “I can’t reason with you when you shout like that.” “STOP. FUCKING. SHOUTING!” “Ow! Get your hands off me! You’re hurting me!” “If you open that mouth to say something I don’t want to hear ONE more time, you’re out, do you fucking understand?” “Just LET me get angry! I always need to keep everything inside, but I can’t do that anymore!” “I’m going to call the police. You’re scaring me.” “What the fuck do you think you’re doing? You’re NOT going to call the police on me!” “What are you going to do? Hit me again?” “You can’t demand everything from everyone around you. Everyone else has a life that doesn’t revolve around you. When will you get that into your skull?!” “You’re not a kid anymore, so stop acting like one.”

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where are the sluts that want to throw themselves at blitz please

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I need to do more shipping things with Blitz tbh. I miss his old ships and I really need to get some ones going again

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hi can i come over n sob into ur lap

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me, forgetting i haven't done my taxes yet:

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ONLY FOUR DAYS???

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LOVE IT WHEN HE 🦎!!!!!

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blitz's dating service

— " Fuckin' fooled me with the horse shit she had. Some weird sentimental type shit. Not what I'm lookin' for. "

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help

what the absolute fuck is happening

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what the absolute fuck is happening

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— " I can do a trick shot out of a window! Fucking WATCH me! "

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Oh, the blindfold is off he can see-

Of course it's Angel. Surprised he didn't recognize him immediately.

— " Oh, fuck yeah I'm down for that shit! I can absolutely balance ya, no sweat! "

RIPS THAT FUCKING BLINDFOLD RIGHT OFF--

"Waitwait, really? You serious?? You down???"

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Blitz has a blindfold on and can't see, send anons:

"...Every time I see ya' horns. I wanna like, do a fuckin' handstand on 'em--"

— " I mean. I don't see why not. I was a fuckin' performer for a reason. Depending on who you are I guess I could fuck around and see if it works. "

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You. That's right, YOU.

My muse is blindfolded and listening. Go on anon and whisper something into their ear. It can be anything you like, a confession, a secret, a memory – there are no limits.

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once again posting about blitz going googoogaga over angel dust. i genuinely think he's obsessed or something