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does anyone wanna buy me pizza

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Day 7: New experiences

Blitz introduces Stolas to his horse OCs universe

Don’t use without permission, don’t repost, please. Ok to reblog! Thank you! 💛

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Ngl the duolingo shenanigans going on lowkey make me want to revive my crack duolingo rp blog again

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that's a lotta moth

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anyone who says hell naw is a coward

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He climbs up and around him, slithering on him like a snake before attacking his lips with his own and then promptly thrusting himself into his arms.

— " Nice. "

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you know what you're right. CMERE

HIS LIPS ARE PUCKERED AND READY!!!

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— " Damn RIGHT this dick is good. "

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:3

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— " Always. Good shit, Mills. "

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Moxxie thoroughly distracted.

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nice

"You boys enjoyin' the show?~"

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stolas look oUT— oh my god he cant hear me. he doesnt even know whats coming for him

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don't give blitz a soap hand.

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Blitzo gets mad bitches. Do most of these bitches happen to be spider demons or royalty? Perchance.

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The day was so boring, but then again when wasn't it. No clients were coming in, or some didn't even PAY him. Kinda made him turn a bit sour towards the day, but whatever. Pricks in Hell weren't gonna make his day ruined, even though mostly his day is ruined. Nothing that a lil bit of random internet couldn't fix.

And perchance it was porn.

Sliding onto his couch like a lizard, he kicks a foot up and starts scrolling through his phone, just looking at random stuff that pops up, volume practically at max (to luckily which no one was around to hear) and was smirking and enjoying himself all through it, like the whore he is. That is until, of course, something caught his eyes.

Oh shit. Angel, right front and center. Looks like he just started some sort of life stream. Curiosity shouldn't be grabbing at him like he is, but y'know... he couldn't help himself. He clicked on it, joining said chat totally not already logged into his account and watching for a while, staring somewhat. Is it weird that he was kinda nervous to comment something? Maybe cause he kinda knew him?

... Eh, fuck it.

💬 — 👀 💬 — damm good shit

Open Starter: THEME (Web Cam)

With the growth of technology throughout history, admittedly, also came the growth of the porn world. What was once so taboo and challenging to even get one's hands on, was now literally everywhere on the Internet. In some ways, it made Angel's job incredibly easy. In other ways, it made it incredibly challenging. It at least helped that a certain amount of views and interactions would turn into profit.

And he had certainly been escorting less since this all was happening. While he was still the Angel Dust, and people would give everything to get a chance with him, there were ridiculous sites now and apps like Sinder that let people get hook ups whenever they wanted for free, which meant Angel's services in that field weren't needed as much.

So Valentino had gotten him heavily involved in the new trends, with the help of Velvette. He really didn't want the youngest Overlord to know much about his job and his paid for sex life, but he had to admit that she was good at what she did - knew all the right hash tags, certain things that would spike interest, things that would get VoxTek more reach and therefore more money. Which was the whole point, wasn't it?

He did have to admit, though, it was always weird coming into work and not immediately being thrust into a scene with another actor. Instead, Val had been setting him up with a big screen - clearly something that belonged to Vox - giving him some toys and telling him he had to stay on the streaming service for two hours (or more, and he hated those days). He also hated that screen = Vox = the other Overlord could see everything he was doing easily. As if he couldn't already.

Settling into the big gaming-type chair, Angel sighed, ready for another hectic day of this, which was usually then followed with actual filming, as if he wasn't already drained. Clicking the button to bring him straight into the live feed, waiting until the camera popped up and - "Heeeeeey sinnas! It's yeh' boy, Angel Dust, comin' t' yeh' live from th' V Tower. And cummin' t' yeh', if yeh' know what ah' mean." Smirk. He's hysterical. "Don't forget yeh' can comment in th' chat, and th' more yeh' donate, th' more likely yeh' are t' get rewards and actually get t' see me perform what yeh' wildest fantasies of me are."

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       Pink lipstick stains,     cigarette butts

                    I lie in bed,     I HATE MY GUTS.

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so i was GOING to write but i said fuck you to my brain instead so here's a song that my roommate showed me lately that screams blitzo