blitzisms
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NUMBER ONE BOSS BITCH
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blitzisms · 17 days ago
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Oh.
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blitzisms · 17 days ago
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Who the fuck is talking about me that I got all these new followers what is going on
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blitzisms · 22 days ago
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god fucking damn it i loved that episode
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blitzisms · 23 days ago
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epic the musicle
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blitzisms · 23 days ago
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i am so high right now god i love the weekend
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blitzisms · 23 days ago
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i'm waiting for my roomie to come back to watch the episode with them please be patient with me
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blitzisms · 26 days ago
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Everyone is asleep. Post Blitz tiddy.
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blitzisms · 28 days ago
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— " Oh, fucking BET. You had me at blowjobs, let's DUNK some mother fuckin' cookies and make em CRUMBLE!! "
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He's gonna kill so many of them you have no idea-
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"Dunno what tha' fuck you don't understand 'bout sentient murder cookies, but I owe ya' like, TWENTY blowjobs for this--"
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blitzisms · 28 days ago
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— " I'll be real and a half, I have no idea what the fuck you mean, but sure. Why not? Hell, I'll do it personally, no business attached. "
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@blitzisms asked:
yo bestie you want anyone dead rn for no reason cuz if so i gotchu on satan bro
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Screeeeeech, sliding right to a halt--
"Yeah uh, does ya' company do hits on sentient murder cookies?"
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blitzisms · 1 month ago
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blitzisms · 1 month ago
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It's what season?
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blitzisms · 1 month ago
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— " ... "
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— " ............................................... I'll think about it. "
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' What if we added a THIRD Blitz? ' Verosika smiles.
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' I wouldn't be opposed to sharing with two sexy as fuck demons.'
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blitzisms · 1 month ago
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— " Listen girl, I get thirsting after me, but you take literally all the fun out of it. "
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' give emberlynn the dick and she might just stop.'
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blitzisms · 1 month ago
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@lustsang replied to my post: ' Blitzy-kunnnn! ' - emberlynn
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— " Don't. You fucking. Start. "
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blitzisms · 1 month ago
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Why is she on the dash-
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blitzisms · 2 months ago
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@botanikos sent an unprompted ask:
❝ Stars, Blitz! It doesn't matter anymore! Let it go! Let us go. I should never have said anything to begin with. ❞
God, he's had it up to fucking here with him. Love him, don't love him, listen to him, don't listen to him. Is there ever going to be a point where things don't just get fucked up for no reason out of nowhere? When he pours his own heart out in the only ways he knows how, and even after that be denied?
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— " Stolas, I swear to fucking christ, will you just fucking TALK to me? I am trying to talk to you, but now that I'm putting effort into it, you won't fucking listen??? "
He stomps the ground, throwing his hands out as he lets out a yell of frustration. His foot throbs from the impact, but his head is so fussy at the moment that he doesn't care about any physical pain. He walks practically in circles, looking back up at Stolas and then away, pacing back and forth.
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— " FUCK. You know what? I don't have the fucking patience to be playing this back and forth shit with you, Stolas. You want me to let go? Fine. Here's me letting go. "
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— " I'm done. Done trying to do something here. I don't even know what I fucking did to you, and yet I'm being pushed away. Jokes on me for trying to fix whatever the hell I broke, because apparently that's all I'm good for... Don't expect me anymore. "
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blitzisms · 2 months ago
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— " ......... does this mean I can fuck a pumpkin outside of Halloween? "
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