#i'm envious

[cametotheshowinsd]

Karma's a relaxing thought, aren't you envious that for you it's not?

[scraemoo]

Hear me out I need to let this out of my system:

The way Odysseus gets aggressive and dark, ferocious, bloodthirsty and hohhh boy,,.....

[moonliched]

Lich… I got pranked called at work… by a cat. A summary:

Me, answering phone: “thank you for calling work place, this is Me, how can I help you?”

Phone: ….

Me: hello?

Phone: *muffled sound of meowing*

Me, confused but delighted: oh, Kitty!!

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

what a blessing!😭😭 agskdhsjdksjjskssksk what a way to elevate the workday! i like the initial pause, a very polite cat weighing his words! i wonder how it managed that tho :0

[mss-eclipse]

Praying for apocalypse rn because I like to live in this school

Its like the pizza plex in fnaf sb

Thats how fucking big and cool it is

[xxx-sparkydemon-xxx]

Ignore me, I'm just typing in a bunch of out of context tags becuase I forgor the context I made them in

[visionsofsweettea]

Did I hit my head hard on the ground and went to heaven? What kind of joke is this and why do these look authentic? I'm dreaming right? Because that would be the first time that he was caught changing his clothes out in the streets.

Wait a minute, these aren't something that my brain created out of frustration? DOES THIS MEAN THAT HE WAS SEEN DOING SUCH THING WHILE IN PUBLIC? OH LORD. GIVE ME THE STRENGHT.

What's his problem?I can't breathe. That's too much.

Timothée Chalamet in LA recently 🔥🔥🔥

Credit to: Daily Mail

[noidretina]

Them: Well you can't just not want sex

Me, an ace, trying to find a way to explain in a way they'll understand: I'd be more likely to be a lesbian than to be straight

Them: But you're a guy

Me, a closeted trans person, actively suppressing dysphoria: Exactly

[shih-coulda-had-it]

sheathe your claws, my friend, there are greater battles ahead

[i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end]

Lately, I've found it very difficult to get out of bed in the mornings. So I've come up with a plan. Here it is:

I made a not at all weird little cut-out of Holmes from the 'What is it, a fire?!' scene. I am going to put it up on the shelf next to my bed and put my phone behind it. When my alarm goes off, I will have to sit up to reach my phone. I will then have to look at cardboard Holmes and I will a) be so amazed by his beauty b) have a 'do it for him' moment c) be so baffled by my own silliness that I will immediately be wide awake and get out of bed. Wish me luck.

[reimeichan]

oh sure when actors playing a character with DID or otherwise acting as multiple people in one body switch between alters on screen they're "such a talented actor" and you "get chills" but when I, actual diagnosed DID system, switch in front of you, it's "scary and unnerving" and you "no longer know how to talk to me".

[icarusdiesatdawn]

me @ myself after I've done yet another irreversible mistake

[galaxyedging]

I never get envious of women kissing Pedro. Obviously, I know he's not 'mine', so how can I be?

Then this gorgeous bitch goes and licks his neck. I am seething.

[fandomgirl002]

Has no one tried to guess how much Aiden gets as allowance?

From what I've found on Amazon, the average price for a 2 pack of solar powered light panels is around $30, and since we can see about 16 lights around the interior of the graveyard, they should be $240.

After searching for combat suits on Amazon, the price can range from $45 to $100, so lets go with $72.50, and the price for all six of them would be $435.

So the grand total is $675, which is a lot, but we need to account for the fact that Aiden was saving up for a few weeks before buying all of those things. If we say he waited 4-6 weeks, it would average to 112.50 - 168.75 per week, not even including the fact that he might not have spent his whole allowance.

Either way, that kid is insanely rich.

[megalomari]

I started reading The Silmarillion some days ago

[uhohbestie]

Hullo Hullo!!! I also decided to send unfinished wip to you guys cause even if i couldn’t finish i really like the progress i made on it :D

HELLO WHAT!!! BONUS CONTENT!!!!??

God, the emotion and action and lighting in this is AWESOME. I Love the aggression in Grian's face while Pops jumps back (Pops retreating but not attacking.... the expression on his face....), and Scar having to cope with the reality of what loving and supporting Grian is going to look like from now on. This is so great, I really love how perfectly it's showing the conflict here, and I just loooooove the way you draw!

Thank you for spoiling us AGAIN aaaaaa. We're so lucky!!! THANK YOU! :D <3 <3

[swan2swan]

This may be a reach, but there's a potential subtle shift in Soyona that comes after Brooklynn saves her life: she starts almost exclusively using her right hand.

Perhaps it's just because she's right-handed, and anyone would do that, but I like to think that it's a subtle note of respect: she sees herself and Brooklynn as partners now, and subtly adjusts herself to do nothing that might make Brooklynn envious or self-conscious. If Brooklynn can only use her right hand, then Soyona can only use her right hand.

But there are a few notable exceptions...

When she blows up the lab--which may, or may not, have Brooklynn's friends inside--she uses her left hand. She's already mocking Brooklynn here, what with the "boom" quip. The limb advantage doesn't matter. She's possibly, maybe, potentially, murdering Brooklynn's friends here. Ableism isn't exactly a moral event horizon. She knows Brooklynn assured her that she didn't care about her friends anymore, and she knows they're in the lab, and by now she knows that Brooklynn knows they're there...it's her final, ultimate sign of superiority. Because she's Evil.

But the other example is...far more sinister:

Soyona sees Brooklynn's friends on the screen, checks to see if she's seen, realizes she hasn't...and then turns the camera off with her left hand. She can subtly show Brooklynn all the respect she wants to her face, but when her back is turned, if Soyona can gain an advantage...she will discard that respect.