#i'm envious

[cametotheshowinsd]

Karma's a relaxing thought, aren't you envious that for you it's not?

[moonliched]

Lich… I got pranked called at work… by a cat. A summary:

Me, answering phone: “thank you for calling work place, this is Me, how can I help you?”

Phone: ….

Me: hello?

Phone: *muffled sound of meowing*

Me, confused but delighted: oh, Kitty!!

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

what a blessing!😭😭 agskdhsjdksjjskssksk what a way to elevate the workday! i like the initial pause, a very polite cat weighing his words! i wonder how it managed that tho :0

[witchstone]

In the UK, the minimum wage for someone over 23yrs old is about £10.40 an hour. Generally, a paperback book costs £9. So it's less than one hour's wage for a book :/

god that's such a stark difference

[mss-eclipse]

Praying for apocalypse rn because I like to live in this school

Its like the pizza plex in fnaf sb

Thats how fucking big and cool it is

[xxx-sparkydemon-xxx]

Ignore me, I'm just typing in a bunch of out of context tags becuase I forgor the context I made them in

[visionsofsweettea]

Did I hit my head hard on the ground and went to heaven? What kind of joke is this and why do these look authentic? I'm dreaming right? Because that would be the first time that he was caught changing his clothes out in the streets.

Wait a minute, these aren't something that my brain created out of frustration? DOES THIS MEAN THAT HE WAS SEEN DOING SUCH THING WHILE IN PUBLIC? OH LORD. GIVE ME THE STRENGHT.

What's his problem?I can't breathe. That's too much.

Timothée Chalamet in LA recently 🔥🔥🔥

Credit to: Daily Mail

[noidretina]

Them: Well you can't just not want sex

Me, an ace, trying to find a way to explain in a way they'll understand: I'd be more likely to be a lesbian than to be straight

Them: But you're a guy

Me, a closeted trans person, actively suppressing dysphoria: Exactly

[melancholic-bats]

It's always someone I went to high school with getting engaged and never me getting engaged😤

[i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end]

Lately, I've found it very difficult to get out of bed in the mornings. So I've come up with a plan. Here it is:

I made a not at all weird little cut-out of Holmes from the 'What is it, a fire?!' scene. I am going to put it up on the shelf next to my bed and put my phone behind it. When my alarm goes off, I will have to sit up to reach my phone. I will then have to look at cardboard Holmes and I will a) be so amazed by his beauty b) have a 'do it for him' moment c) be so baffled by my own silliness that I will immediately be wide awake and get out of bed. Wish me luck.

[aninkwellofnectar]

Okay I was checking this out due to the follow but I am definitely boosting this to followers and mutuals because I think it'll be right up their street. Had me at "Chloe Price if she was a butch Texan" omg 👀

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[reimeichan]

oh sure when actors playing a character with DID or otherwise acting as multiple people in one body switch between alters on screen they're "such a talented actor" and you "get chills" but when I, actual diagnosed DID system, switch in front of you, it's "scary and unnerving" and you "no longer know how to talk to me".

[icarusdiesatdawn]

me @ myself after I've done yet another irreversible mistake

[galaxyedging]

I never get envious of women kissing Pedro. Obviously, I know he's not 'mine', so how can I be?

Then this gorgeous bitch goes and licks his neck. I am seething.

[fandomgirl002]

Has no one tried to guess how much Aiden gets as allowance?

From what I've found on Amazon, the average price for a 2 pack of solar powered light panels is around $30, and since we can see about 16 lights around the interior of the graveyard, they should be $240.

After searching for combat suits on Amazon, the price can range from $45 to $100, so lets go with $72.50, and the price for all six of them would be $435.

So the grand total is $675, which is a lot, but we need to account for the fact that Aiden was saving up for a few weeks before buying all of those things. If we say he waited 4-6 weeks, it would average to 112.50 - 168.75 per week, not even including the fact that he might not have spent his whole allowance.

Either way, that kid is insanely rich.

[megalomari]

I started reading The Silmarillion some days ago

[nothing-but-luv-for-you]

the desire to be needed by someone, to be so carnally craved, that's the kind of devotion i want.