#i'll be there in five minutes

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

[charlotterenaissance]

at any given moment

[pharawee]

Because I've had a crush on you for so long. Not as long as I do.

—FOUREVER YOU · เพราะรักนำทาง · Episode 04

[uncanny-tranny]

I know for a fact I've talked about the golden records, but I don't care because here is a sample of some of my favourite greetings on those discs

There is something so vulnerable, precious, and human about sending up pieces of our hearts into space. Even when we know that there may not be anybody out there to hear us, we are still whispering to whomever might listen how much we love them, how much we want to connect. No matter how small the chance is, we're taking it to say that love is real, that we are real.

How is that not something to be in awe over?

[willowcrowned]

missing thanksgiving is all well and good until your estranged cousin shows up and decides to steal your place as the prize dyke of the family. fellow queers take my failures as a lesson: your preppy california cousin may be scheming to steal your place as The Queer One as you read this very post

[xxplastic-cubexx]

From the same Storm mini-series 🥹

THE FAM 🥺

[miodiodavinci]

thank you all so much for the salvador love w a a a a a a a

i bring you a warm up sketch from a few months ago as thanks dsjkfhgkjshdlkfjg

[elitadream]

I HAVE RETURNED!!! 💃🎉✨

[aceinacloset]

Another wip because I'm finished with Ft Freddy's character profile. 🥳

[hearts-hunger]

danny trying to convince you to stay in bed when you're already running late

[t00thpasteface]

whenever mulcahy pops up on an fmk poll i pick fuck partly because i'm a lesbian and don't want to be in a lavender marriage (and obviously i can't kill him) so that leaves only one real option, but also when i vote to fuck mulcahy i'm doing it with a clear grasp of how hilariously awkward it would be for me, A Lesbian, to have sex with a man who, at best, is forbidden from having sex, and at worst, chose this job where he's forbidden from having sex specifically because of how much he wants to avoid having sex with women. does it have to be to completion? or can we quit halfway through and then play scrabble

[bambi-slxt]

i'm so normal about this. no really.

chris looking away from the camera turns my legs into a 24/7 "walk-in's welcome".

y'all better pay special attention to this one now. look at this fuck. he makes me sick. i want to ride him til he cries.

[ghostclowning]

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

steve, robin, chrissy, and nancy starting a band together. each have their own kind of more classical musical training with robin being in marching band and steve, chrissy, and nancy all having Rich People Music Lessons as children, but everyone's shocked when they decide to turn that talent towards a punk band called Baby and the Girls

and they start off kind of small, with their Gimmick being the disconnect between their more prep/normie visual aesthetic and the angry, violent tone of their music. steve's the singer (he has a lovely voice, kind of warm and croony until he really starts screaming), chrissys the drummer (she's so tiny you can barely see her behind that thing), nancys the bassist (solid, dependable, gets a little smile on her face whenever she's got a particularly sexy baseline bc she knows the bass is what makes a song a fuck song), and robins on guitar (and keyboard, and violin, and one time an accordion which is still her favourite song to perform. basically whatever other instrument the song calls for she's got it)

and they get kind of a following not just for their angry music criticising the government and society and the like, but also because of how unabashedly queer they are. chrissy/nancy/robin have all visibly flirted with each other during concerts and no one's quite sure what the deal is there. steve performs like 75% of their shows in full drag as Baby (hence the band name) and winks flirtatiously at both male and female audience members alike

eventually they get Real Big, and get signed to an actual record label. despite knowing how queer they were before signing them, it's still like the early 90s so the label makes them tone it down a bit. song lyrics get a little more ambiguous (but not if you actually like. listen to them. i mean steve sings about eating a wide variety of fruits and vegetables in a way that like. We All Know What The Peach Is Steven), steve's not allowed to perform in drag anymore (although he does lose a suspicious amount of bets whose forfeits 'force' him to perform in a dress. new fans are baffled at how bad this guy is at bets), and the band name has to change, becoming Stevie and the Girls (the label wanted it to just be 'steve' but they compromised)

and over the course of their career, at some point they end up on a talk show with the Other Band From Hawkins, corroded coffin. the host is clearly angling for a punk/metal standoff, maybe Known Non-conformist eddie munson will call them posers for wearing so many pastel colours, or since everyone knows that steve chris and nancy at least used to be pretty popular in high school maybe there's some lasting high school drama to up their ratings

and yeah, their ratings skyrocket for that episode, but only bc steve and eddie reveal they've been dating since 1987

[melit0n]

"Like lovers entwined...I know for the last time; you will not be mine. So give me the night, the night, the night."

[pocketramblr]

Harvey: "The press called Harvey Dent "D.A. Don Q", didn't they? Deluded, certain to fail at a decrepit crusade to rid Gotham of it's monsters."

Bruce: "And they called me your Sancho Panza. I'm still willing to fight your windmills with you, Harvey."