#i’ve been sitting on this for weeks

[phoenixmetaphor]

Leon from @thebrandywine ‘s [pull me under]

[sentientsky]

im rly gay for the fly demon, apparently

[cayliecoltrane]

i love when you talk weird inflections to me baby. here’s a teeny tiny redraw

[bloodibambiidoll]

ೀ This is “Buy Me Presents” Rafe btw ೀ

[kindest-little-fella-in-town]

HEY STARDEW PEOPLE!!!!

do you like analysing the effects of evil corporations upon human beings a normal amount? do you want to save caroline from her dumb husband? do you just need to find a physical method by which to watch evil old men melt on a fire?

if the answer to any of those questions is “yes,” you should check out my new sdv shopkeeper keyrings!!!!

the keyrings are one-sided + 3 inches tall, and they all come with a silver flower clasp and a protective film on the front of the acrylic to prevent shipping damage. each order also includes a free sticker of whichever design you chose!

they’re £7 each, + £5 international shipping (or £2 if you’re in the UK!). there are 8 of each character in stock as of right now, but i’ll try to update this periodically to keep track of numbers! 😁

big ol’ hyperlink that takes you to the etsy listing :^]

[rainyr]

Down Bad

“I’ll build you a fort on some planet

Where they can all understand it

How dare you think it’s romantic

Leaving me safe and stranded

Cause fuck it, I was was in love

So fuck you if I can’t have us”

This one goes out to everybody still grieving over how S2 ended, one year later. Close-ups under the cut!

Tip me | Buy a print

@goodomensafterdark

[mostly-natm]

Lore in Those Shirts… >>>

[cursedwithcurves]

When the scale finally budges below your 140 plateau

[whenthesunrosedown]

my titties, y’all 🫶🏻

[butchcarmy]

Speak your mind about sub Carmy 🎤

*taps mic*

HELLO thank you all for gathering here tonight. I’m here to talk about a topic that has gone wildly and widely undiscussed. and that is: SUBMISSIVE CARMY BERZATTO!!!!!! *uproarious applause*

Not all of us want to dominate men. That’s okay. But I hope by the end of this Ted Talk YOU TOO can see the beauty of a submissive man

ok do lock in because I have a lot to say. Also goes without saying but we’re gonna get nasty so 🔞

tags include: handjobs, edging, overstimulation, coming early, praise kink, sub carmy

Carmy carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. His head is racing at a million miles an hour. He’s so hard on himself all the time, pushing himself past his limits, often if not always for his detriment. Imagine how good it would feel for him to be able to turn that all off, to just relax for once.

He crumples under praise, folds immediately with soft affection. He’s eager to please and willing to follow orders. If anything, he WANTS to follow orders, and he wants to do it perfectly. He’d do anything you ask of him, endlessly sacrificial at heart, often for no greater good.

And okay look. Maybe I wanna make Carmy whimper and whine! Is that such a crime! He’s had so little sexual experience, and for someone to take the reins for him here… like I’m just imagining giving him a handjob and you’re edging him, telling him not to come yet, and he’s so turned on and worked up it hurts. (Also basically I saw this video of this dude getting edged and he whined “sorry” when he accidentally finished and it’s haunted me ever since. Sorry for all that)

“You’re doing so good for me, Carmy,” you’d say as you slowly pump his shaft. Your hand, covered in slick, glides fluidly up and down. His cock is rigid and flushed a deep red. You’ve been keeping him at the edge for a while now, stopping when you know he’s about to come.

He’s the prettiest like this, too. His pretty baby blues, half lidded eyes glossy with tears. His pink cheeks, flushed with heat and embarrassment. His bitten lips, parted and whining. His muscles tighten as he winds up, sweaty abs and pecs clenching. He’s a sight for sore eyes like this.

“Don’t come,” you remind him quietly, slowing the touch of your curled hand. He’s a whining mess, dribbling pre cum down his slit.

“I—I wanna come,” he whimpers, almost sobs. “Please, please—“

“I said you can’t come.” Your hand rests at his base, holding it tight. He throws his head back, chest heaving. “Be a good boy, Carmy. I thought you said you were going to be good.��

“S-Stop, I’m gonna��mm—!” Carmy’s body tightens, and he cries as he comes all over your hand. He’s so worked up he can’t stop himself, not when you keep talking to him like this. “Fffuck—Ohh—“

“Carmy,” you say disapprovingly.

“I’m s-sorry,” he whines pathetically, cum shooting excessively from his tip. You sigh in disapproval and start quickly tugging on his twitching cock again.

You drag him through the rest of his orgasm, keeping your fingers tight on his wet cock. He apologizes over and over as he’s coming, thrusting helplessly into your hand. You keep touching even when his cock goes soft and sensitive, and he lets out little pinched, wounded noises.

So…yeah. Submissive Carmy.

[puns-and-musicals]

I headcanon that Ford’s eyesight is really quite abysmal which makes getting his hair cut a huge problem. On top of being an inconvenience and a waste of his precious time, he’s giving complete control over to a stranger for the entire duration, Long story short, Stan got pretty good at cutting hair, before he was kicked out.

When Mabel finds out she insists he cuts her hair, and when he gives in he does surprisingly well, topping it off with a headband of her choice, of course.

Dipper absolutely refuses to let Stan anywhere near him with a set of scissors, which is fair enough all things considered.

During his time through the portal, Ford cuts his own hair when it gets too unruly but never quite gets the hang of it. He spends 30 years on the run in dimensions of varying levels of hostility where the idea of letting someone hold a blade to his head is foolish at best.

When they leave on the Stan-o-War II, Stan packs his clippers and a cheap pair of barber scissors. He isn’t really sure why, but it feels important, somehow.

[sangthael]

saw god and it told me to draw split tongue todd ingram

[rinnysega]

In one month from today, I’ll be able to announce something really big 🥹

[warmsol]

do you crave to be home playing with your sims while you’re out or are you normal

[canayams-art]

[WIP] ⚠️

Long time no Governor’s Illness brainrot 📿✨

[namiphim]