#i’m too scared to check

[theacheronsystem]

Artists, do your thing

Don’t ask how I got here, it’s 10pm on a Sunday and there’s demons in my head. Blame Jamelot for this

[jumjum-crafts]

They're underrated actually

[helpimstuckposting]

I’m sorry WHAT? Those tags took me tf out

by Satanica2

The Krusty Krab is Bikini Bottom’s most beloved restaurant. But what happens when there’s a Krabby Patty shortage and Spongebob is left to his own devices to solve the issue?

Words: 3834, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Eugene Krabs, Pearl Krabs

Relationships: SpongeBob SquarePants/Squidward Tentacles, Eugene Krabs/SpongeBob SquarePants, Dan Howell/Phil Lester, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson

Additional Tags: Hanahaki Disease, Unrequited Love, Tentacle Sex, Angst and Porn, Hurt No Comfort, Bottom SpongeBob SquarePants, Top Squidward Tentacles, Squidward Tentacles Needs A Hug, Cannibalism, Homophobia, Minor Character Death, Kink Shaming, Cock & Ball Torture, Stuffing, Topping from the Bottom, Multiple Penetration

[ovaryacted]

I’m really so tired of the normalization of mass death in the United States. The news coming out about this devastating plane & helicopter crash in D.C. that left no survivors is just insane to me when there’s literally nobody to investigate it. This man managed to fire the head of the TSA, the entire Aviation Security Advisory Committee, freeze hiring for all Air Traffic control, and fired 100 top FAA security officers on the second day of being sworn into office. 8 days later, we have the worst aviation crash in 16 years, and he’s going to blame DEI and Obama for the crash. I genuinely can’t fucking believe this.

Those people aboard that flight were literally descending, and it’s known that the most dangerous times for a plane ride are the 11 minutes of take off and descent. They were so close to being on the ground, and now their loved ones have to stand by to get the news that they didn’t make it. Bodies literally being pulled out of the water with reports that they were still buckled into their seats. It’s insane what’s happening. We’re 10 days into this fucking administration and we’re expected to survive 4 years. Absolutely insanity. Rest in peace to those people on that flight and the helicopter.

[ltlemon]

by the way im like nearly halfway through season three of mob psycho and I see what the serizawa/reigen people are on now. like yeah you know what i do think two cripplingly lonely probably definitely gay guys in their early thirties would end up with Something happening if you put them in a room together for long enough. don’t get me wrong i honestly think it would suck at least a little bit, but there’s Something There, i hear you. there is a possibility of me getting more invested depending on how they interact in the future…there’s Stuff here i need to like place them next to each other and observe them. put them in like a petri dish.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I literally wanna run the show I wanna walk into the room sit w the patient for 20 mins devise a treatment plan and then show it to the supervising physician

[yellowsubiesdance]

hi friends, i really hate to do this, but i am in a tough spot moneywise and i’m feeling a little panicked. i’m waiting for my job to start up, and i’ve been praying that this unemployment check would pay out all week and it still hasn’t come, so i don’t know what to do. i just need enough to get me to when that first paycheck hits, whenever that comes. i don’t know what amount that’ll be, but i’ll be grateful for anything anyone can spare

Cash App: $CeciliaStaggers

Venmo: Cecilia-Staggers

[cinnamoncianna]

reddit subreddits for like. anything academic/competitive are actually the devil incarnate. like all the various college app subreddits and then R/CHANCEME........ horrible horrible horrible place.

THANK YOU for pointing this out bc the mcat subreddit has been such a mental roller coaster for me………. One thing they are right ab is people like me who get to take time off and study for the mcat for months are privileged but on the other hand they’re so out of touch w reality ab what an average score is and are so mean to people w decent odds bc of the out of touchedness

[gremlins-hotel]

After driving about 8-9 hours yesterday, man I had some thoughts.

Do you ever look at the names on the billboards and highway signs you pass by? The people of the small blink-and-you-miss towns that in the mind of a driver only seem to serve the purpose of breaking up the monotony of the road. Names that if you were to search them would most likely bring up no results except for an obituary and a grave marker. Who were they to those towns, who were they to their families and the people around them that wrote about them, what made them so beloved so as to rename the streets or have a sign made in their honor?

And as your tires eat away at the miles and the minutes do you ever gaze out at the roadside and wonder how it came to look that way? I can sit and know and tell myself that yes, Texas was once part of the seabed of the Western Interior Seaway, which split North America in two, and that is why we have so much limestone and why our elevation is so low. Why we have the Edwards Aquifer as we were molded into a bed of karst at the tail end of the Great Plains. But what specific current made it so that we were perfectly hilly as you reach the Edwards Plateau? And how goofy must we look as you go from the tall, straight pines and forests of the Eastern Woodlands to the yawning deserts several hours west, having to cross through every biome in between. What winds and rivers and floods and storms shaped my seabed home into the geographical crossroads that it now occupies?

Do you ever think too much on how that influenced the way people lived when they came to live in those places? In all of Texas’ rivers it brings the alluvial floodplains that would later feed crops, then commercial farms as the course of history took. The draws formed by rains and that were used to hunt bison that would also one day break hooves and ankles in the age of the cattle trails. Who knew mesquite had so many uses? And though so many of them lay still and dormant half the time, the fact that we have enough wind for people to sport the great twisting turbines in an effort to try and be green.

I know I’ve never gotten to really travel outside the United States but honestly I wonder how I could answer these same questions if I did. What would I find if I looked long and far? And even driving through my home country, they still stand. What of the ontogeny of the Appalachians? The windward caress of the Rockies that made the Pacific Northwest? The evidential meteor that may have influenced the Chesapeake?

[story-book-sillies]

Anxiety so bad my chest feels heavy

[dont-hug-me-its-yuri]

I’ve just spent my last three therapy sessions talking about dhmis to my therapist. I don’t think this is normal.

[goldkirk]

If anyone remembers all the dental work I needed done uhhhhhhh three years ago and never went back and ran away forever…I’m finally going back to a dentist on Thursday to restart the process and face my deep and utter abiding terror. And I also scheduled my COVID and flu vaccines for a couple hours later. And my psych appointment to restart meds.

I figured get it all done in one day, have my miserable immune reaction on Friday that I seem to always get with Moderna COVID shots, and then flee directly into the weekend and never be a person again except when I’m on and off crying. It’s going to be so kind to future me to get these things done and I can do it no matter how much I feel like I am constantly about to Actually Physically Die.

[willowfey]

starting to think maybe waking up with an anxiety stomachache every single morning and then needing to spend the entire day trying to get rid of said anxiety just to maybe have a few minutes in the evening of feeling relaxed before going to bed is perhaps not normal

[thelightwillbreakthrough]

RWBY’s music being deleted from spotify is funny in a cosmic kinda way but also im just SO sad abt it like. ive been listening to these songs since i was 15 years old. my music taste is completely tied into it. im going down all my playlists making note of what went where so i can add them back later (🤞🏼) and theres just so many…

[morsmortish]

i loooove the new theme !! also your posts r so good i could gush for hours abt religious trauma bcj

ohhhhh thank you sm ml!!! i figured i was reblogging too much blood to keep with my cutesey brown beige theme…

barty having religious trauma is about as canon to me as him being blond…which is a whole other conversation that people of the world are not quite ready for. the blond barty renaissance is coming.

[lifblogs]

Wow, I’m not safe at home.