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Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.
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Do not really know what to say. A year ago we were making posts about how Gaza was being bombed through Christmas- how the oldest Christian community was being bombed- how the birth place of Jesus was being destroyed and his people murdered. A year later, it is going to be Christmas again soon, and the bombings have not stopped. But the news, and the attention seems to have died down considerably. It feels terrible and scary.
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thinks about them thinks about them thinks about them
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u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something
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do you currently have music stuck in your head?
#i’ve been waking up with different vhscc songs in my head right now it’s something perfect#at one point last week i had basically all of them stuck in my head at once and it was. an experience
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90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf
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SUPERMAN (2025)
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All i want to say that’s my brother is hungry and there’s nothing to eat just the bread
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mahmoud (@ma7moudgaza2) has asked me to share his story again -- he believes the above illustration sums up his experience well. holiday season is approaching, and after that -- new year. no matter when and if you celebrate, please take some time to think about what is happening in gaza and what palestinians have suffered this past year. please help mahmoud - he has not received any donations in a day. the campaign is not doing well despite combined efforts of his supporters. the situation is truly dire. you can donate with paypal or simply follow the gofundme link below:
this is a verified, trusted fundraiser.
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Vetted Palestinian Fundraisers list. December 2024 January 2025 Edition
Note: Check their blogs for vetted proof (all have been vetted by either nabulsi, el-shab-hussein, gaza-evacuation-funds, 90-ghost, gazavetters, The Butterfly Project, paliliberation, or multiple strong evidenced associations).
You can: give a bit to each one, or sponsor a specific family, or if can't decide which to donate to then 🎲 click our randomizer that will redirect you to a random fundraiser on this list. (the randomizer will "save" the fundraiser you got for 15 minutes, unless you clear cookies)
(Amount Progress listed as of December 14 and 15, 2024)
Shehab family Fundraiser: $4,127 CAD raised of $50K goal @reem-reem-0
Dr. Farhat's Family Fundraiser: $13,034 USD raised of $29.5K goal @husamfarht
Farah family Fundraiser: £8,163 raised of £10K goal @elegantkidpuppy
Rami Al-Ajrami & Lubna Alajrami Fundraiser for Nasser: £4,413 raised of £16K goal @rami-ajr91
Mahmoud Khalaf's family Fundraiser: €34,892 raised of €55K goal @supportgaza
Muhammad Al-Mashal Fundraiser: €50 raised of €20K goal @pleasantsublimeobservation
Ghazi Al Amoudi Fundraiser: €3,591 raised of €70K goal @ghazialamoudi
Huda Fundraiser: €3,340 raised of €5K goal @huda-gaza1
Hani Al-Sharif Family Fundraiser: $5,105 USD raised of $50K goal @haniibrahem
Ahmed Family Fundraiser: $4,391 USD raised of $75K goal @ahmad-gaza012
Imtithal Family Fundraiser: €7,897 raised of €50K goal @imtithalcrusadecreator
Ahmed Al-Habil family Fundraiser: €17,410 raised of €50K goal @ahmedomer9
Mohammed Ayyad Fundraiser: €7,699 raised of €35K goal @mohammedayyads-blog
Sami Fundraiser: €2,806 raised of €30K goal @sami999
Waleed family Fundraiser: €3,010 raised of €20K goal @waleed-ayman
Fatima Family Fundraiser: €4,172 raised of€75.4K goal @fatima2024-f
Sahar, Mohammed and Faisal's food and clean water in Central Gaza Project Fundraiser - NonProfit : $120 Raised of $200,000 (of Walaa's family) @babygentlemenmusic
Ahmad Fundraiser: $1,287 USD raised $30K goal @ahmad-gaza
Mohammad and Walaa Family Fundraiser: €2,110 raised of €30K goal @walaafamily31
Hussam Al-Qazzaz Family Fundraiser: €1,103 raised of €55K goal @hossamqazaz12
Mohamed Al-Khaldi and Wife Fundraiser: €4,661 raised of €20K goal
Ahmed Mohammed Al-anqar family Fundraiser: €6,596 raised of €30K goal @ahmedalanqer
Abdullah Mosbeh and Aya Family Fundraiser: €1,060 raised of €50K goal @ayah-yazan
Balousha Family Fundraiser: $69,283 USD raised of $90K goal @freepaleatine95
Ahmad Waleed's family and community of Khan Younis Fundraiser : $2,664 USD raised of $20K goal @ahmadwaleed5
Dia and Asma Family and little Amal Fundraiser: $9,525 USD raised of $30K goal @familygazaamal
Masa Halas Fundraiser: €878 raised of €45K goal @massagaza
Teenage Ibrahim Fundraiser: €30,704 raised of €50K goal @wolf-aid
Muhammad Al-Mashal Fundraiser: €50 raised of €20K goal @pleasantsublimeobservation
Ahmed Hammad Family Fundraiser: $8,748 USD raised of $20K goal @ahmadhammad1998
Hazem and pregnant wife Fundraiser: €415 raised of €30K goal @nadera00
Toddler Yousseff Al-Habeel Fundraiser: €38,527 raised of €50K goal @saveyousseffamily
Ghazi Alamoudi Fundraiser: €3,596 raised of €70K goal @alamoudi-ghazi
Mohammed and Ahmed Khalil Fundraiser: €17,711 raised of €50K target @ahmed0khalil
Ahmed Mohammed Salah Fundraiser: €115 raised of €22K target @ahmedsal-1qa
Ibtisam Al-Habil Fundraiser: $44,625 CAD raised of $70K target (post)
Rahaf Al-Ghandour and Mahmoud family Fundraiser: £350 raised of £100K target @kisirahaf @rahafmah
Mahmoud Ayyad and family Fundraiser: €10,072 raised of €55K target @mahmoudayyads
Ahmed Saed, Omar Saad, Samar Saed Fundraiser : 1% of $50k on ko-Fi @90-ghost
Belal family Fundraiser: $7,583 USD raised of $20K target @save-belal-family @belal-gaza
Hilda and Mohamed Ayad Fundraiser €6,422 raised of €50K target @hildanasr1
Nisreen Al Sirsik and family Fundraiser €210 raised of €25K goal @lovelycooltaco
Wasim's family fundraiser $3,300 USD raised of $20K goal @wasimhourani1
North and Central Gaza: Food, Water, Diapers + Milk, Medical Aid Non-profit £262,114 Raised of £500,000
Khawla's Family Fundraiser $46,395 USD raised of $80K goal @kawlafamily7
Abd AL Salam's Family Fundraiser: €60,167 raised of €100K goal (post)
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Wonderful day
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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone
a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P
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