#i’m sorry i can’t spell

[wexhappyxfew]

attdc characters as funny texts posts bc why not !!

these always pop up and send me into hysterics, so i went, let’s put these with attdc characters before i move into the living hell of organic chemistry studying this evening so; here we are!!!! LOL! enjoy! :D

Esther Armstrong:

Mercy Codona:

Margareta Geringher:

Lucy Gardner:

Rolande Pelletier:

Mildred Carter:

Yvette St. Clair:

Jeannie Deschamps:

Mitzi Kasatkina:

Padmavati Solanki:

+ more to come for minor characters in the future !!!!

[gardentool]

[Another Itadori training session]

Nanami: You couldn’t use Black Flash fast enough. You just killed Y/N.

Y/N: Honey…

Nanami: I can’t hear you, Y/N. You’re dead.

Nanami, to Yuji: They bled out in your lap. How will you break the news to me? Let's see.

Yuji: We don't have to do this.

Nanami: Ah, Itadori, how are things going with Y/N, the love of my life? Wait, why are you here at this late hour? And whose blood is that?

Yuji: Okay, I get it.

Nanami: It's Y/N’s? This is devastating. I'm inconsolable. And…

[Nanami snaps his fingers]

Nanami: I’ve killed myself.

Yuji: Cool. I can see this is gonna be fun…

[formulanni]

Joshua Pearce ‼️‼️ the man that you are!!

I don’t even know if I should tag list this…. I’m so sorry guys : @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time

[crowinkwriting]

Spite keeping the rookanis babies away from Caterina cause he knows what she did to Lucanis and refuses to let her repeat that.

[kingkatsuki]

Specifically thinking of a fic where one of the old men at the bathhouse that Togame loves to visit introduce him to you— a pretty girl that works in the local tea shop they like to frequent.

And you hate Shishitoren and everything they stand for, so you’re confused why the old man has introduced Togame to you. While the rest of the town is thankful to have a gang like that protecting them, you think it just makes everything worse.

But one evening it’s pouring down with rain, and you see Togame lazily walking through the streets in it, feet soaked from his sandals and blood pouring out of a wound on his eyebrow; staining the white gi he wears crimson.

You invite him in, even though he’s dripping blood and water all over the freshly cleaned wooden floor as you sit him down in front of a warm cup of tea. Trying to stop the blood from oozing out of the gash, positive he needs to go to the hospital.

“Nah, no hospitals, sweetheart,” He shrugs, “I’ve been through worse.”

And you’re certain he has, if the worn scars that litter his skin are anything to go by— but you don’t exactly want him passing out on your floor.

So you patch him up as best you can, and sit with him until the rain eases up and he’s ready to leave. Not that he wants to leave now— after spending time with you.

And the next morning he’s already back. He says it’s to pay for the tea after pulling out a small coin purse from his pocket— surprised that he’d bother when everyone knows Shisitoren don’t pay.

But there is something about him that seems different. As though he’s not quite like the other power hungry men in his gang. And so you start thinking he’s quite sweet.

Until one evening he knocks a guy within an inch of his life for attacking you on your way home. Holding your face in his bloody fists as he checks to see if you’re okay, tilting your head up to meet his gaze. But you’ve already began to wonder how dangerous he really is— and it’s the first time you look up at him with fear in his eyes.

And Togame despises it.

[seraph-starman]

i keep seeing posts about being shorter than sam/jarpad… i'm 6’6”… girl cannot escape me

[zinnie-zoloft]

To non-brits writing dbda fanfiction: innit means “isn’t it”, it can be used in slightly different ways but if you aren’t familiar with where to use it then it’s better to only use it in places where “isn’t it” would be grammatically correct

I’ve read a lot of fics where it’s used excessively in place of phrases like “doesn’t it” and “aren’t they”, which it can be used to mean, but only in certain contexts and often it’s used in a way that a British person just wouldn’t use it

Charles doesn’t even say innit that much in the first place, I’ve seen a lot of people worrying about making him sound too American but I promise you that’s better than going overboard with his dialect and making him sound like a caricature

[florenceandtheinkmachine]

post tiny normmy when they least expect it

[juniperhillpatient]

does it ever get exhausting? holding every piece of entertainment - every silly love spell plot in a fantasy show & every fictional relationship meant to create drama & intrigue - every character arc to a standard of real life therapy approved healthiness & aspiration? does it get tiresome to hold everything that’s supposed to be fun under a microscope? do you ever think hey - I’m not a child I don’t need to have the morality of everything my sit com characters do spelled out to me like I’m 3 every time?

[whoblewboobear]

Gift of gab not being a sorcerer spell is so rude. Now Jace has to say something with his whole chest 😔 I fully wrote this without looking it up so uhhhh here’s this lmao

[justfriendsbestthings]

Simon’s Month Day 12: Music

@youngroyals-events

Tracklist under the cut for those of you who are curious :’)

Purple - Simon Eriksson (2024)

1. Revolution

2. Secrets

3. Right behind you

4. From tomorrow on

5. I don’t know

6. Purple

7. As long as I can see you

8. Absolutely not

9. Party Light

10. Frog in a Snow Globe

11. Strings attached

12. Your Perfume

13. Opinions

14. Pick me up

15. Bonus Track: A Love Song

[snowflakejennabear12]

Ignore how I misspelled the whole sentence 🧍‍♀️

[imaginethisisagoodname]

I feel like kyborg would be just super fast in anything he did (physically not opening doors or solving puzzles) and I think the walk around when they’re adventuring just to get places and I feel like he’d always walk really fast and take pride in waking fast, but mudds and gum gum would be really slow and Bart would be pretty fast but compared to people who are 3-4 feet taller than him and a elf on steroids he would be pretty slow. This would mean that kyborg wouldn’t be able to walk fast but he wouldn’t want to walk slow so he would just walk circles around the gang, and I mean that litteraly, like he would be swerving left and right next to his freinds like a race car and just bumping into everyone and everything in his path.

Also Bart would hate having to walk so quickly to keep up that he would just get a skateboard or roller skates and if he really didn’t want to move he would just have gum gum drag him on his wheels.

[kinokoshoujoart]

the sos awl development team really looked at rock and said “even if we could fix him (we can’t) he would never agree to it, carry on king”

[beguilebrontide]

Now that got7 comeback confirmed for January all I can think of is the people who only know Jinyoung from acting. Something that post that’s like my friend jinyoung from music????

[sewnwithfate]

I know that Graham is gonna die at the end of season five so I’m just gonna do that thing where I hallucinate and think that Graham and Rosa are some place together and that they’re happy. They’re some place where it’s always warm and they get to laugh about nothing in particular and Karina, Walter, and Jonas visit every Saturday for dinner and to play stupid board games because I have no doubt that Karina and Walter both share a love of cheesy cat themed board games and even though Graham pretends to dislike them everyone knows he secretly loves them. And there’s never a lack of coffee.