#i’m not fixing that

[katimanki]

I drew this a while ago but never posted it lol

:)💖

[ask-cloverfield]

do you think ATSV Peter B. Parker WILL BE OKAY WHEN Mayday grows up and her favorite Spider-Man is Miguel

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

but anyways, my mom made jollof rice, the rain made the apartment semi cooler and i’m no longer sweltering, and we bought malt

[rewrittenwrongs]

Muppet Beauty and the Beast where the beast is just a normal, conventionally attractive man

[morgenlich]

german is spelled phonetically except for all the french loanwords

[basalt-havic]

Underrated words of the day:

Meandering - sounds like what it means. Just a good word. Not used enough.

Listless - not terribly rare but a good descriptor. Why yes, I am without my list and therefore tired.

Amok - we should make synonyms for amok that sound like substances as well. Asludge. Aslime. Agoop.

Eponymous - looks like “eh, pony mouse.” Sounds funny to say. Niche usage but nothing else hits quite like it does when you need it. Especially good for animals.

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[kaitcake1289]

in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open

[plutoccult]

i am a sad little 21 year old who goes on tumblr first thing after getting home from a bar… but thank you for all the notes on my reiner headcanons so far 🫶 got some levi headcanons in the drafts that i’ll drop eventually!

[vistarya]

May I have this dance, Mrs Tims?

[circuscountdowns]

many centuries down the line they can manage to have a civil enough family game night.

[polarsirens]

you’re my best friend.

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[l3viat8an]

I want to sit on Diavolo’s face so fucking bad 

Nsfw ♛

Same nonnie, same <3

Diavolo himself wants you to sit on his face so fucking bad!!- it’s the first thing he insists on doing to ‘get you ready for his cock’.

He lays down on the bed and practically drags your body up to his face, desperate to get his mouth on you. Now don’t insult him by trying to hover or keep your weight off of him. Sit. On. His. Face.

If you still try to hold yourself up a bit, Diavolo will wraps his arms around your legs, fingers digging into your soft thighs and pull you down until your full weight is on him!!! He’ll be fine-

Eats you out like he’s starved-

Alternating between licking long, fat strips along your pussy getting as much of your slick as he can into his mouth to sucking harshly on your clit. It’s all sloppy as Diavolo practically makes out with your cunt, gently rocking your hips in time with his tongue.

Tests what you like more and then repeats that over and over until you’re a mess!! moaning ‘n whining his name, grabbing his hair just to ground yourself a bit and feeling him moan vibrate against your cult when you do-

He’ll be watching you the whole time too, eyes starring up at you so intensity it’s like he’s trying to burn your body into him mind. Especially when you cum all over his face- ‘so gorgeous when you’re lost in pleasure~’

Trying desperately to squirm away as he keeps your body in place, licking up every drop of your cum and then some.

You’re reminded of his slightly terrifying demonic strength when he won’t let you up….he doesn’t stop you with words, he just nips at the inside of your thigh as a warning and holds you down….his tongue almost lazily circling your clit to hear you cry out some more…

You’ll have to be crying from overstimulation or yank at his hair to get him to take his mouth off you- and even then he still doesn’t want to let you go…yet.

[hollytree33]

PLEASE GIVE US MORE PAPA SOLAS I BEG YOU, MY LIFE WILL BE YOURS!!!!

Your wish is my command, dearest anon