#i’m laughing

[woughs]

@pbscore

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

[st4r-t3ars]

[shepscapades]

"Who made you so strong?!?"

Uh you did Mr. Xisuma, sir

Turns out a hardly-functioning doc can’t deliver zings as fluidly as he would like to

[jesuistrestriste]

Saw the "dump puppy art" and instantly imagined someone abandoning puppy art in a box somewhere and patrick finding him and taking him home

stopppp oh my god lmao

puppy!art being abandoned on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere and pat driving by in his car; stopping immediately when he sees the head of blonde curls and flushed cheeks and pretty wet blue eyes sitting on the curb

he’s like “damn, this is my lucky day!” and lets art sit right next to him in the passenger seat. strokes his hair and tells him that they’re gonna have so much fun together!! wipes away his tears and reassures him (as soon as the whimpering and sniffling starts) that he’s gonna be patrick’s forever <3 they’re going home, and patrick is gonna love him and hold him and fuck him properly for the remainder of his god-given days

when art starts to shift in the seat after the brunette’s hand wanders down to his thigh, patrick is kind enough to jerk him off twice—to comfort him, of course—before they even get to the parking lot of the small apartment building

patrick’s smirking as he thumbs art’s tip and keeps his other hand on the wheel, chuckling at the sound of art moaning and gasping, come shooting out over pat’s wrist and fingers for the second time. “good boy…” he hums, but art just bucks his hips in response.

patrick hums low in his chest, glancing over to his sticky hand just once before his gaze returns to the windshield, “someone needs training, hm?”

[vardayavanna]

Just find out that both Zhou and Valtteri unfollowed Sauber/Stake/ what ever it’s name now 😂

Good job my boys.

[sunflowerscottie]

me, trying to ask a woman on a date: so do you, uh, do you want to work with Kathryn Hahn?

[queen-of-beees]

“Yeah my boyfriend’s pretty cool… but he’s not as cool as me.” -Lana Del Rey

[toki-is-the-king]

Finally did my own version of this meme💀

Still need to color it😭

[crazymanicherelmao]

I need to donate to the cotl fandom

[phancakes]

“the slit should’ve went on the other side because he looks at dan so much,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Phil Lester

[doctorsiren]

Let's get this dream session started

Tw: cannibalism(?)

1) I don't remember much about the first one, but at least I remember Molars™ with Manfred/Gregory.

2) The second one took place in court. The body was... A sandwich, with chicken-like meat. And the meat was supposed to be Miles's. It's not like this sandwich was his, no. Miles was IN the sandwich, he was the victim.

There were not a lot of details, but I remember, that it ended with scene from the end of Big top (with Miles in coat).

3) And in the last one I was taking a quiz "What kind of a car are you?"...

... I've got Miles Edgeworth. And description was like: "your car is beautiful outside, but there is a mess inside".

I drew the first one because I thought it was ridiculous

Also the second one…did…did Country Gavin turn him into a subway sandwich ?!?!?!? 😨

The third one…Ough so true…

[princessbrunette]

mood i am so fucking horny….

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

“Just the two of us” means I love you and I would die for you again. It should not mean “let’s fight this triple singularity that killed me last time all by our lonesome”

[kimtaegis]

lol well as always much fun to those two continents I guess!

[chris-in-the-headlights]

I want a child do go up to Magneto and go “Are you a fairy?”

[puckitupsid]

geriatric sidney crosby blocks shot with brittle old man bones while the world looks on in terror