#i’m laughing

[sunflowerscottie]

me, trying to ask a woman on a date: so do you, uh, do you want to work with Kathryn Hahn?

[st4r-t3ars]

[shepscapades]

"Who made you so strong?!?"

Uh you did Mr. Xisuma, sir

Turns out a hardly-functioning doc can’t deliver zings as fluidly as he would like to

[toki-is-the-king]

Finally did my own version of this meme💀

Still need to color it😭

[crazymanicherelmao]

I need to donate to the cotl fandom

[phancakes]

“the slit should’ve went on the other side because he looks at dan so much,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Phil Lester

[princessbrunette]

mood i am so fucking horny….

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

“Just the two of us” means I love you and I would die for you again. It should not mean “let’s fight this triple singularity that killed me last time all by our lonesome”

[puckitupsid]

geriatric sidney crosby blocks shot with brittle old man bones while the world looks on in terror

[troylougferdaday]

Day 75. I gave him an icecream

[alltoosam]

taylor: do you have time for one more song?

girl on livestream: I do but do you???

[blitzy-blitzwing]

I find Sentinel cute too, just in that 'I want to bully him' kinda way. Just lightly bap him him around and watch.

I love how everyone wants to bully him. 🤣🤣

[doctorsiren]

Let's get this dream session started

Tw: cannibalism(?)

1) I don't remember much about the first one, but at least I remember Molars™ with Manfred/Gregory.

2) The second one took place in court. The body was... A sandwich, with chicken-like meat. And the meat was supposed to be Miles's. It's not like this sandwich was his, no. Miles was IN the sandwich, he was the victim.

There were not a lot of details, but I remember, that it ended with scene from the end of Big top (with Miles in coat).

3) And in the last one I was taking a quiz "What kind of a car are you?"...

... I've got Miles Edgeworth. And description was like: "your car is beautiful outside, but there is a mess inside".

I drew the first one because I thought it was ridiculous

Also the second one…did…did Country Gavin turn him into a subway sandwich ?!?!?!? 😨

The third one…Ough so true…

[rainroses45]

ZE GASP

okay here me out, if the marauders were existing LIKE IN THIS CURRENT TIMELINE, they would send remus those alpha wolf memes 😭 in their groupchat like it would literally be

Skittle Squad

Sirius:

Remus: I-

James:

Sirius: OMG THATS SO REMUS CORE

Remus: since when have I ever called you pookie?

Sirius: …in my dreams

James: welp 🚶‍♂️

Remus: this is my 13 reason why

Sirius: NO BUT YOUR ARE TOO SEXY TO DIE

James:

LITERALLY CRY LAUGHING AT THIS SO HARD I MIGHT DELETE LATER BECAUSE WTF DID MY BRAIN COME UP WITH

[princessbrunette]

john b scolding puppy!reader because she gets curious and eats the flowers he planted outside the chateau

[wmnylander]

hockey sure is a sport