#i’m laughing

[st4r-t3ars]

[shepscapades]

"Who made you so strong?!?"

Uh you did Mr. Xisuma, sir

Turns out a hardly-functioning doc can’t deliver zings as fluidly as he would like to

[jesuistrestriste]

Saw the "dump puppy art" and instantly imagined someone abandoning puppy art in a box somewhere and patrick finding him and taking him home

stopppp oh my god lmao

puppy!art being abandoned on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere and pat driving by in his car; stopping immediately when he sees the head of blonde curls and flushed cheeks and pretty wet blue eyes sitting on the curb

he’s like “damn, this is my lucky day!” and lets art sit right next to him in the passenger seat. strokes his hair and tells him that they’re gonna have so much fun together!! wipes away his tears and reassures him (as soon as the whimpering and sniffling starts) that he’s gonna be patrick’s forever <3 they’re going home, and patrick is gonna love him and hold him and fuck him properly for the remainder of his god-given days

when art starts to shift in the seat after the brunette’s hand wanders down to his thigh, patrick is kind enough to jerk him off twice—to comfort him, of course—before they even get to the parking lot of the small apartment building

patrick’s smirking as he thumbs art’s tip and keeps his other hand on the wheel, chuckling at the sound of art moaning and gasping, come shooting out over pat’s wrist and fingers for the second time. “good boy…” he hums, but art just bucks his hips in response.

patrick hums low in his chest, glancing over to his sticky hand just once before his gaze returns to the windshield, “someone needs training, hm?”

[sunflowerscottie]

me, trying to ask a woman on a date: so do you, uh, do you want to work with Kathryn Hahn?

[toki-is-the-king]

Finally did my own version of this meme💀

Still need to color it😭

[crazymanicherelmao]

I need to donate to the cotl fandom

[phancakes]

“the slit should’ve went on the other side because he looks at dan so much,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Phil Lester

[princessbrunette]

mood i am so fucking horny….

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

“Just the two of us” means I love you and I would die for you again. It should not mean “let’s fight this triple singularity that killed me last time all by our lonesome”

[chris-in-the-headlights]

I want a child do go up to Magneto and go “Are you a fairy?”

[puckitupsid]

geriatric sidney crosby blocks shot with brittle old man bones while the world looks on in terror

[troylougferdaday]

Day 75. I gave him an icecream

[revon11]

I got obsessed with DCU recently especially the happy au’s for the bat family aka they figure their sh- out and learn what healthy communication is. But I had a funny headcanon I wished to share. I don’t know everything so sorry if this contradicts some other info.

Jason: really Tim? Red Robin are you serious.

Tim: We all know if you choice your secret identity name under normal circumstances it would have been “Blue Jay” or something else equally stupid

Jason:….

I just find it funny that he would end up with the hero name Blue Jay to joke off both his name and the bird theme if the entire dead thing didn’t happen.

[queen-of-beees]

“Yeah my boyfriend’s pretty cool… but he’s not as cool as me.” -Lana Del Rey

[alltoosam]

taylor: do you have time for one more song?

girl on livestream: I do but do you???

[blitzy-blitzwing]

I find Sentinel cute too, just in that 'I want to bully him' kinda way. Just lightly bap him him around and watch.

I love how everyone wants to bully him. 🤣🤣