#i’m just nosy

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

… are the memos going to tell us when they were written 👀

[dramalets]

*ahem* and who might this be Aou? Enquiring minds would like to know.

[nayacarat]

I hate dispatch more than words can say, but I love knowing the New Years couples 🤭🤭

[ccglazer]

of coursee ilyy ccglazer 💗

love you tooooo🩷🩷 now I wanna know who you are lollll

[grace-williams-xo]

Ao3 is gonna be down for ten hours tomorrow, 7–17UTC. Check what time that is for you here.

Please reblog for reach 🥲

[esenvano]

I don’t go here but I’ve always wondered what all the hate towards BTS was about? any videos I see of them on instagram or twitter, they seem like very chill and funny guys. I always be laughing or smiling even if I don’t listen to their music or know much about them. Like I just don’t understand the hate?? 😭 can someone explain to me? have they done anything bad?

[cupofsquirrelfan]

I wish there was I could google shit about people I went to high school with

Like this girl that I had a SUPER MAJOR CRUSH ON in high school just posted on instagram a photo of her KISSING A GIRL (I thought she was straight) which means she broke up with her 10 ish year boyfriend and I just wanna know the tea!!!!

[what-the-fuck-khr]

help is tumblr dying, what happened

[hangmansvandalizinggoose]

Hi Tumblr!

I’m now treating you like my diary because no one reads this 😂. Anyway- story time!

I believe I’ve made a mistake TM

So if you saw my post yesterday, ya gal is going through it with Karate again. I love the sport but I just don’t think i deserve to at the belt level I’m at, even though I graded for it.

So I decided to try and see is it me (all up in my head) or is it the dojo(not the right one). Where I live there aren’t many dojos for my breed of karate, and I didn’t want to switch to one of the other breeds necessarily. So I found the only other dojo, asked for beginners classes and dandered on in tonight.

They were friendly enough and when the black belt who greeted me asked if id trained before, I told the truth. She got a little funny and was like oh yes, we know your sensei. And the way she said it, it didn’t seem like a good thing. Ah well. I knew it was a possibility they knew each other.

Then the sensei of this dojo walks in and introduces himself. Asked if I’ve practiced before and what type of karate. He was shocked and started laughing before saying oh yes I know your sensei, I was his sensei ( I always thought my sensei might have trained in England, but apparently not) he then says I’m smiling though. See how I’m smiling. And asks if I train with my sensei why am I here.

Told him I was going through it a bit, and he was like if you’ve graded with the judges and they’ve given your belt then you deserve to be at that belt. He then asked about a few other students at my current dojo, and I felt like I was betraying my sensei by sharing.

I enjoyed the class, learned new things. As I reflect I probably enjoyed this class more because of two things, 1- I was still sort of pretending to be a beginner and the pressure wasn’t as high. 2- I was distracted by the fact that I was pretty sure if my sensei found out I was here he’d kill me 😂.

At the end of class the new dojos sensei asked if I was coming back. I didn’t commit, Because honestly idk, I think being between two dojos could get me in trouble. He then muttered that if I see my sensei to tell him he said hi.

Yeah. Mama raised a fool, but even I’m not that dumb.

So it’s weird, really weird and now I really want to know what happened.

It must have been fairly serious, because we sometimes train with dojos from other cities and the new dojo is going to do training in one of the cities and my current dojo wasn’t invited…

Trust my dumb ass to stumble into all of this.

[dyinglikenarcissus]

I have a question: in a phalloplasty, what goes in the scrotum? Are they just implants or do they move the ovaries there? Because I saw a diagram and it looks like they moved the ovaries to the scrotum (it was about an erection device so they didn’t have all the body parts labeled)? And then I saw another picture and it was just implants? Is there an option?

[peachdues]

Now I’m curious 👀

Amuse me 🫣

[communistkenobi]

saw someone argue that the central defining feature of fanfiction is its attention to proper characterisation. man I don’t think you’ve read very much fanfiction

[tweetsofyj]

[hyper-fixates]

no specific context—just pick your fav!

[ikan-luar-air]

I want more Brucie Wayne Content. I can’t get enough of the man embarrassing the shit out of himself. It’s addicting.

But I also want to see Brucie breaking character when he’s in a room with a reporter.

I want to see Bruce literally dumping himself on a love seat and Jason just passes him an unlit cigarette (ehem), which Tim (yes, Tim) lights up with his random ass lighter. Then I want to read the reporter slowly losing their goddamn minds. Because,

“This can’t be Brucie Wayne! He’s the Prince of Gotham!”

“Aren’t they suppose to be the happy, pleasant family that donates money that seems to never end?”

To which I want Bruce to respond with,

“I am the Prince of Gotham. But remember, Joker is the Clown Prince of crime in Gotham. If he’s Crime, then I have to be the Prince of something too, don’t I?”

Then his kids all surrounding him are just snickering to each other.