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Bruce : Revenge is not good.

Jason : *Unholstering his gun.*

Jason : Do I look like I give a shit?

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Duke : Well, this is a nice change of scenery.

Jason : We're in a prison cell..?

Duke : I was being fucking sarcastic. *Starts muttering under his breath about how stupid the situation is.*

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Jason : You hurt?

Damian : No, I normally spurt blood from my ribcage.

Jason : ...

Dick : he'S NOT OKAY!

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Tim Drake’s self preservation instincts do NOT kick in

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Jason : The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Tim : I almost died!

Jason : Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.

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Thanks for tagging me @mybrainisoveractive! I love you ;3 Mwah!

Gender? What’s a girl really?

Sexuality? Respectfully no <3 I’ll just look from on top Mount Everest! (Where I’m probably already dead from suffocation TAT)

Romantic attraction? Do fictional people count? No? Then no.

I hav no friends (</3) so reblog/tag as you wish ~~\(*^*\)

Gender, Sexuality, Romantic Attraction Tagging Game

How do: You put your gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction down with a line break between them—but, here's the catch, don't use any labels! So, for example, this, "Gender? Agender Sexuality? Lesbian Romantic Attraction? Demiromantic" would be this: "Gender? I hardly know 'er! Sexuality? Girl-kisser Romantic Attraction? My friends, I think"

So, here's mine!

Gender? Yours, fool Sexuality? Yes Romantic Attraction? Only if I know you well enough

TAGS (under the cut, and don't feel obligated to do it!) (and obviously those who I have not tagged can participate too)

@bassguitarinablackt-shirt @gloriousvermin @midnight-thedyke @littlebookworm69 @runwiththerain @cybercerealkiller @ishouldsleepbut @ssavinggrace @i-love-your-father @us-costco-official @scifikode @i-am-an-arson-enthusiast

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It’s gotten out of hand 😭🤚 @graveswithadot @mybrainisoveractive

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Dick : Why’d you kill him?!

Jason : I didn’t want him alive.

Damian : That is reasonable. *nodding*

Tim : *Also nodding*

Dick : How is that reasonable???

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Damian : We’re going to die!

Dick : Now, I don’t to hear that negative attitude. Look on the bright side!

Damian : Yay! We’re going to die, woooo!

Dick : …

Tim : He’s got you there.

Jason : *Inelegant snort*

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Tim : Can’t you just hit him with your knife?

Dick : I believe the term is ‘Stab’.

Jason and Damian : *Confused and afraid to know why Tim asked Dick instead of either of them*

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Tim : Is that blood?

Jason/Damian : Don’t worry, it’s not mine.

Dick : That’s suppose to reassure me??

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*The whole Batfam staring at a building lit on fire that have the words : Fuck You, B!*

Jason, laughing his lungs out : I didn’t do it!

Dick, half-horrified half-amused : Then why are you laughing?

Jason : Cuz who ever did is a fucking genius! HAH!

Tim and Damian, slowly inching away : …

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Bat family Social Media Au’s are to die for??

I would get down on one knee and propose to my bsf if it meant that I would get unlimited fanfics of the Batfam on social media platforms or have their own reality tv show (eg. The Kardashians)

I read this one fic where people find out that Ra’s is the Head of the League of Assassins/Shadows.

And the chapter before that was talking about Damian COMMITTING A LOT OF “TAX FRAUD”. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION.

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Y’all know those fanfics where the Civvie Batfam deal with Villains/Rogue (who don’t know their nightly activities) in daylight?

Well, yes, to those fics. I need more. Like >

Luthor : “Hello, Mr. Drake!”

Tim : “It’s Drake-Wayne!” *Literally dead inside*

Or

Harley : “Isn’t he just a cute pudding? A little air headed, but definitely good!”

Ivy : *Nods*

Bruce : *Internalised groan* “Hahahah!”

Or

Damian : *Kidnapped by low level Black Mask thugs*

Five mins later…

Damian : *Kidnapping the low level Black Mask thugs*

You get the point, I feel.

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*In a do or die situation*

Damian : Do you trust me?

Tim : No?

Damian :

Damian : Smart man *Proceeds to kick Tim down the cliff*

Tim : daaaaaMMMMMMMIIIIIIANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Damian : Names!

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*On a rescue mission that’s time sensitive*

Dick : Which way did Hood and Robin go?

Tim : Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner and the slight disturbance in the gravel. I’d say they went left.

Dick : You could really figure it out from all that?

Tim : No, you idiot. They said it over the comms when you were busy flirting— Sorry, I meant, interrogating the lady.