#i’m down so bad

[empresskylo]

i CANT get the mf idea of ghost or price being more grumpy and irritable than usual out of my head. and how you would sassily point it out, suggesting he hasn’t gotten laid and that’s where all this pent up frustration is coming from. so then you offer to help him out, against your better judgment, falling to your knees to suck your captain/lieutenant’s cock 😩 and he resists at first, but the second your hand touches him over his trousers, it’s game over… and so he comes in your mouth, then inside you after getting hard just moments after his first orgasm, bending you over a table and just being absolutely ruthless 😩😩

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Nothing can ever compete with the GQ April 2020 photoshoot

[rottenstawberrygirl]

Happy birthday to my one and only dear husband Fyodor, the most majestic, handsome, attractive, elegant, graceful, charming, fascinating, beautiful, neat, pretty, pleasant, unique, wise, manly, heavenly, drop-dead, gorgeous, delightful, hot, flawless, delicate, cunning, sexy, charismatic, bewitching, captivating, tempting, exciting, enchanting, cute, mesmerizing, classy, exquisite, stylish, intelligent, desirable, gracious, immaculate, wonderful, magnificent, ravishing, aesthetical, marvelous, perfect, stunning, glorious, breathtaking, angelic looking man in the whole universe! I love you from the bottom of my heart babygirl!! No words can describe how divine he really is… ♡ (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

Oh to be loved by this man…

♥️♥️♥️

Fellas, I think the patient has escaped from her cell again—

[moon-and2saturn]

don’t ask. don’t call. don’t text. don’t say a word. i can’t discuss it. i can’t think about it.

[ryans-planet]

no someone come get me I literally just thought about the concept (THE CONCEPT!!) of sex with him and suddenly i cannot contain myself, I am throbbing, wet, light headed and dizzy what the fuck.

[shsy7573]

I physically cannot with this man. Every time I think I have returned to a semi-regular mental state he comes slithering back in and all of a sudden I’m crying again because he’s so cute.

Being so fucking for real though, I genuinely do not think I have EVER been down bad for a character as much as I have been for him.

To put it simply: I have never been the “you can stomp of me, choke me out, stab me” type of fangirl until him. Never have I ever wanted something so badly in my life than how I want him.

I physically do not understand how he has done this to me, but I’m not complaining.

[babotaee]

I know that there probably isn’t that high of a demand for Cal content in the fandom but I cannot get over the idea of you being Cal’s mod little wife that he met while living in California.

Because of the huge influence of the mod style in southern California at the time, you end up bringing that same sense of style with you when you guys move to Chicago. The other guys and their wives really adore you, but they sometimes find your sense of style to be bold…and confusing. Not Cal though, who never fails to be smitten into silence when he sees you in your tiny patterned skirts and shiny white go-go boots. Maybe it’s because he was used to seeing other girls dress like that back in CA, or maybe it’s because he would literally think you look sexy in clothes two sizes too big.

Im so obsessed with the idea of Cal, a man who doesn’t even own a single piece of clothing that’s not permanently stained with motor oil, and his sweet little wife who always wears the latest pristine fashions and smells like fresh peonies.

That’s not to say that there haven’t been a few unfortunate occasions where you discover large black handprints stained onto the fabric of the hips and asses of your dresses. But we all know that Cal can’t keep his hands to himself for too long and when you bring them to his attention, he always promises to buy you a new one.

“Shit— i’m sorry baby, you know i’ll buy you a new dress.”

“good—because vogue says orange is the new color of the season… and you destroyed my only orange one when you ripped it off me last week.”

[jameswilsonsupremacy]

its the way that i was LOSING MY MIND when rewatching Chase’s bachelor party. the way that they set me up for failure by having Thirteen and Wilson with the stripper. why am I jealous of a stripper. pls. i literally wanted to be her so bad. I hate being bisexual pls let me just have both Thirteen and Wilson.

[minniiaa]

do i like the reverie arc (minus the flashbacks) or am i just feral for Sabo?

[honeydr0p]

Once again thinking about a woman saying I love John I just don’t like having sex with him and then saying oh I’m just stepping out to say hi to the new neighbors and then saying John have you met the neighbors? Ned and carol, they’re really great! Carol told me she can teach me embroidery… and then saying John I’m going over to carols for bridge night don’t wait up dinners in the oven. And then saying I’ve never even kissed a boy besides John before. I don’t know if somethings wrong with me. And then saying no I never played kissing practice as a girl what do you mean? And then saying ……….. and then saying so why doesn’t it feel like that when he kisses me…. And then saying when John kisses me it’s like… he expects it. It’s like I owe it to him. He doesn’t kiss me very long either. Just as much as he wants and then he goes about his business. And then saying I… I can’t, I have to go home…… and then saying carol….. and then saying carol, carol, carol……

[hunzzzzz]

I think about this tweet

EVERY

SINGLE

DAY

[milfjuulpod]

every day i wake up and think, remember lisa ann walter in this costume? yeah ❤️‍🔥

[dinasno1gf]

no one does red light better than these two.

[moon-and2saturn]

jake :(((((((

[fallinallincurls]

squealing & blushing SO hard over this man!! like ohmygod?? are we kidding??

[milf-murdock]

I don’t think anyone understands how close I am to writing f1 fanfic…