#i’m crying dawg

[agendabymooner]

me seeing people put my fics on their f1 fic rec lists: 😭😭

[annierttt]

Babies🧑‍🍼

[pixlokita]

Me: -dreams about baby niece visiting my house -

Me: -gets sad and opens family chat-

Sister: she was pretending to pack her bags last night saying she was visiting you guys in Houston

Me:

Me: what

[darkxsoulzyx]

ELECTRIC BOOGALOO SUN AND MOON SHOW TIME HEHE

SPOILERS BELOWWW

Last image is just some goofy doodles because I brainrot about these goofy clowns hehehwhw

SCARED TO CONTINUE BUT EXCITED TO SEE MORE, HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

[zoropookie]

p-pookie.. sniffles pls..come back..i cant shit without you..its hard to push it out..i-it hurts..come back..please..PLEASE POOKIE!.. i sobbed I CANT SHIT PROPERLY!..COME BACK..COME BACK MY OMEGA..I NEED YOU..i..i need you.. i said desperately i cant shit without you..not even a bit..i need you..please..i need you to hold my hand while i shit..i-it hurts pookie..it hurts..

What the fuck is this?

[lalowardtruther]

ARTHUR MORGAN AND JOHN MARSTON ARE COMING TO A CON BY ME ON MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND SOMEONE PINCH ME!!!!!!!!

[murder-clown-around-town]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

💗💗💗

BESTIIII

You made my day… <::)

[artificialcaretaker]

“So, I see you’ve become well 4cqu4inted with my dog! You’ve been pl4ying nice, right boys?”

[Literally fuck if I know brother. I blacked out while doing my laundry and when I woke up this was on my phone and the man in my closet told me to post it.

This is. Odd. I don’t know what this is. It’s not, like, INHERENTLY inappropriate but I mean this kinda stuff is suggestive ig I dunno man I ain’t attracted to it I dunno the signs.

I might go ask my mom if I can make myself a bowl of spaghetti idk have a nice day guys.

[tsundere-selfship]

For the past few days I’ve been piece by piece introducing the FNAF lore to my grandma and today we JUST covered the bite of 83. She does NOT like Mike at all 😭😭

[kissmyaft]

You can’t tell me Wolf wouldn’t force someone to make up like that. (Wolf definitely crawled out of Ohio and ended up In Florida in that picture)

anyway, your local Yautja memer is back on his bs.

@kazumiabi (Wolf being a rizzly bear fr)

@howlingmoonaite (TAGGING YOU TOO BECAUSE YOU’RE AMAZING psst read the tags)

[amiharana]

you know it’s bad when you’ve been at your workplace studying for 7 hours and the supervisor on shift who’s been here 2 hours less than you is telling you to take a break

[m0nsterwife]

i think i might be otherkin

[calamitydaze]

it's bad

thanks 👍

[rye-kin]

Just got an ad for that renfield movie??? What how did I not know about this?

[maiteo]

YES IM HERE!! And the dawg is STILL IN HIMMMM

IT SHO ISSSS😭🗣️

[ixanagii]

I’ll take stupid shit that hurt my feelings for 500 Alex