#i’m barely awake rn

[redrobin-detective]

It’s 5:25 I’m barely awake but I saw a post talking about how Jack and Vlad are obsessed with each other. We know the reasoning on Vlads part but why Jack? I think it’s two fold: lack of adult friends and the Guilt™️

We see the Fentons are kind of a joke at best to the town and outright despised at worst. Jack and Maddie have each other but we never really see any other significant adult interactions for them. I know Danny and con are the series focus but grownups crave companionship too. When Vlad starts to slip back into his life I bet Jack is ecstatic and throws his whole Fussy (Fenton pussy) into the relationship because Jack loves with everything he has.

Also I’m pretty sure the guilt of what went down plays a role. They hadn’t spoken in 20 years before BR. Jack probably figured Vlad never wanted to see him again. When Vlad seemingly makes an attempt to reach out, Jack embraces the second chance to make up not only for the accident but 2 decades of silence.

[darby-derby]

Weird/Rare ships that I ship but I don’t care because they’re all legal and consenting and unrelated and fun is allowed to happen

Rohan x Jotaro (I know they looked at eachother like once, I still think a smug bastard struggling to remain smug when faced with someone he actually finds intimidating and charming is silly and fun)

Dio x Vanilla (he literally was ready to just flat out die for him no questions asked that’s a tad bit romantic in a vampire undead kind of way)

Dio x Terence (honestly Dio x any of his minions makes me happy because I like seeing his minions get affection and attention but especially Vanilla, N’Doul, and Terence I love each of those bastards)

Dio’s minions x eachother (I know Terence would probably steal all of their souls if given the opportunity but they all need team bonding and what better way than kissing your teammates?)

Jonathan x Speedwagon (I know Jonathan isn’t gay but what if he’s bi or literally any identity under the bi umbrella and he marries Erina AND Speedwagon and they all live happily ever after so I don’t cry over Speedwagon for the fifth time this week?)

Tonio x Literally any of the morioh adults (HE DESERVES LOVE OKAY??? I don’t want him to be lonely if not a lover he deserves to be very best friends with someone and have lots of sleepovers with them and idk vent about his brother or some shit)

Polysquadra (listen I just think that the evil Italians should kiss eachother yes I mean all of them including sorbet and gelato even though we only see them once and it’s when they’re dead already. Only exception is Pesci and Prosciutto cause they’re brothers.)

Is Weather x Anasui considered weird? (He can be bi too what if they’re all bi huh???? What then?????)

Kira x Josefumi (tell me what’s more romantic than dying in eachothers arms being buried in rubble after trying to save eachothers lives during a quest to save one of your families from a mysterious illness?)

Jobin x Good financial decisions

[whump-queen]

It's very hot in here is this a conductive metal-

OWWw it burnnns

-👾

oh no my bad, want me to zap the bars with this taser that should fix it right up

[portrait-of-a-moron]

I fall asleep and they WHAT LMFAO

[danielnelsen]

things aren’t going well with peach. while i think my dad’s very right to be concerned that she hasn’t eaten anything in nearly 60 hours (obviously i am too), im becoming increasingly concerned that she hasn’t slept at all in around 36 hours and prior to that she was under anaesthetic, which isn’t exactly restful, so it’s closer to 48 hrs

like dad took her back to the vet today and we’ve got injections for her painkillers now because she’s not eating, and also injections for fluids (because she doesn’t drink; she only gets water from her food), so the not eating is Bad but also kinda under management, but if she doesn’t sleep soon i’m extremely worried. dad was like ‘if she doesn’t eat by tomorrow afternoon we’ll take her back because the injections will run out’ but like. if she doesn’t sleep tonight we have GOT to take her back first thing in the morning so they can sedate her or something

[shslskaterboy]

I am more sleepytired than I’ve ever been in my life and I cannot stop thinking about perpetually cold and clingy Akira. No coherent thoughts I am just rotating him in my brain like. He is just always in ryuji’s space using him for his endless wellspring of warmth and the fact that he’s basically the worlds best substitute for a weighted blanket. He is just a guy who always needs his boyfriend to be holding him bc he is just so chilly all the time and he is such a sucker for the constant affection and Ryuji is sooooo cuddle shaped and made for hugging and clinging to, and he’s so warm and I just think it would be neat if Akira got some constant love and attention all the time whenever he wants forever (and he does bc Ryuji is in such gay love with him and will snuggle him all the time)

[fuck-kirk]

Public school is crazy. They really have these kids awake and doing math at 8am.

[inkykeiji]

me telling my boyfriend he has to be extra nice to me because i’m sick and him responding with ‘sorry baby, i don’t know how to be nice’ is peak dabi

[tauforged]

[sees a character who is incredibly emotionally congested and maladjusted and desperately in need of fucking therapy, not some stupid beautiful idiot following them around desperately trying to befriend them despite their numerous and obvious flaws] woe. laz be upon ye

[mando-abs]

Less than 24 hours in recovery and I’m having a huge newfound love for women who’ve had c-sections. Y’all are angel warriors. Like I can’t even imagine doing anything much less even thinking about tending to a child three days from now. Just know I am with y’all in spirit right now and giving you a kiss on the lips.

I don’t care when you’ve had the baby. I’m kissing you right now.

[okcoolthanks]

I am very tired rn

[vacantgodling]

usually it’s like “come into my inbox and tell me which of my ocs are your blorbos” (which definitively do) but how about u come in my inbox and i tell u which of YOUR ocs are my blorbos.

[ripoffcashier]

I had Monster

I was gonna make a post about how I had monster energy this morning and totally energy crashed but i prefer this

[bo0zey]

i’m scFfredscsfed scatsdww scared

[jayselegy]

Life update that no one cares about but I don’t have anyone else to tell

Classes started today, one of my profs is french which is interesting

I’m thinking of changing my sociology minor to a double major, but idk yet, hopefully my advisor won’t be totally useless

I booked a tattoo appointment cause this one girl has cheap Friday the 13th flash and I’d be an idiot to pass that up

My melatonin is working? Maybe? Idk anymore

My mom got a new puppy so I’m forcing my brother to take us home for labor day weekend (5 hour drive)

I have deemed my rat too aggressive to try to get him a roommate :/

I talked to a total of four (4) people today, one of which was my ta

Okay that’s all for now byeee

[milo-is-rambling]

If I even look in my bedroom rn I will take a nap I swear to god