#i’m back on my bullshit……

[sammygender]

girl dean moodboard

[yourviolence]

Just finished Rick and morty s7 and the HOLE EPISODE……

[ghosthorse-tracks]

[fleabagdiaz]

doctor odyssey is like what if a tv show was so incomprehensible it somehow wrapped back around to being technically perfect. and what if that tv show had a minimum of three insane guest star pulls per week. and what if the main characters were a will-they-won’t-they throuple and they had a threesome SIX EPISODES into the network television program and then spent the entire next episode gently explaining polyamory to middle america. and what if don johnson was also there.

[gleafer]

AO3 Tags IN ACTION: a new series by moi

[stealthetrees]

[Jaster Mereel ends up in clone wars era]

Jaster: so when you said you have a lot of brothers I was imagining maybe 4 or 5

Fox, thinking of his batch: yeah that’s what I meant

Jaster: I’ve counted at least 25 people who look just like Jango

Fox: oh! You mean in total? Like a few million

Jaster, internally: didn’t he say he was ace???

[spiderking-of-queens]

“You’re so quiet, what are you thinking about?”

[eiraeths]

price: alright that should be it. does anyone have any other ideas for ground rules?

ghost: [grabs a marker and writes down ‘don’t ‘die on the whiteboard]

soap: [takes the market and in parentheses adds in ‘optional’]

[toothpastewolf]

he’s so aroace to me

[irrationalgame]

Armitage Hux + text posts ♾️

[x3nia]

The boys are being nasty

[shadycactus-draws]

got the ot1 art book recently and lost my shit over this

so ofc i had to Expand Upon It

[soup-of-the-daisies]

cannot stop thinking about that meta that’s like “voldemort’s ultimate goal was to simply destroy the british wizarding world” because it makes so much sense. tom riddle was a poor, orphaned, assumed muggleborn boy with a (most likely) ‘commoner’ accent and a distaste for humanity who sorted into slytherin, the hogwarts house infamous for being filled with loud rich bigots. tom riddle, with his background, could not have possibly been very popular those first few years of his schooling. tom riddle would’ve loathed the lot of them, all those arrogant, spoiled rich kids boasting about their family line. finding out he was the heir of slytherin would have been both a relief (he has something to fit in) and a jackpot (if they knew, they’d bow before him). and he uses that heritage later, when ‘tom riddle’ has disappeared and a stranger called ‘voldemort’ appears in his place. the fanatics literally kiss his feet.

voldemort is canonically a genius. he would’ve known that non-magical blood doesn’t make you dirty or less talented, because he himself is the prime example of that. espousing the bigoted pureblood agenda was simply the easiest way to gain power over the ones in power—all to send society crumbling to the ground from the inside. he takes over the ministry and ruins it, taking the first steps in tearing down the establishment; he kills regardless of blood, implying he doesn’t give one flying fuck what your heritage is; he tries to destroy the sorting hat, which would render the concept of ‘houses’ void.

personally i think it’s very interesting and appealing to put this interpretation in the context of tomarry/harrymort. i’ve always HC’d that harry will grow tired when he’s older, after he’s saved the wizarding world once (at the expense of his own happiness and well-being) and sees that nothing has changed or will change. that voldemort was a symptom, not the disease. that he and hermione and ron keep struggling, working themselves to the bone to make their world more fair and to suppress and eradicate the rampant underlying bigotry, but that it just won’t take.

and with an older harry, an embittered one, turned caustic and cynical by the very world he once viewed as his sanctuary—i don’t really think their beliefs would differ all that much. they’ve both seen and experienced the injustices. they’re both annoyed and disenchanted. harry will always have a regard for life, and voldemort won’t ever, but if anyone would have a wish to tear society down and build it back up again it’s them both.

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*On the phone*

Reader: I wanna do bad things to you~😏

Valentino: Oooo yeah? Like what, amorcito?~😈

Reader: Like break your FUCKING NECK and gouge your eyes out and RIP-

Valentino: 😶 *hangs up*

Angel: *recording in the background, dying of laughter*

[egretful]

Happy valentine’s—I mean, day of devotion

[gleafer]

WANNA GO NUTS??? OKAY!

Dopplebanger (hehhehheh) chaos is in full swing @goodomensafterdark on Reddit.

Go peruse the endless art and fanfics of the ineffables faced with the prospect of dealing with their doppelgänger selves (with sexy results!)

Here’s my contribution: PART 1