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biblicallyaccurateloaf · 6 months ago

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Watching marketplace play Slay the Princess combined with my mega autism for open ended games where you remember the other playthroughs when playing again is like. A supernovautism.

#slay the princess #markiplier #I love games like this #oxenfree cough cough #tsp too #grrr #i hunger #i yearn to buy it #<<edit #no longer yearning cause i have the best girlfriend ever

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 5 days ago

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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human #now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot #SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas #like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing #THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME #'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape #if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin #in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism #of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah #the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat #like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one #where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex #look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon #(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS #i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!

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autumnroses · 3 months ago

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I've noticed a lot of transfem sapphics & lesbians get really worried and nervous in lesbian & sapphic spaces because they think they "don't belong" or that people won't be into them. I'm here to say that you're WRONG and I'm personally giving every tgirl a kiss on the lips. I love women

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zirafail · 1 month ago

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best purchases i’ve ever made. i purposefully chose the stupidest mike card, and the most gorgeous peter card. how it should be.

#why is idiot drinking out of a firehose #stop that!!!#been eyeing off that card for ages now #also peep the dvd collection in the back #i’ve actually got so many dvds now that i have to buy a rack for myself for christmas #the children yearn for physical media #the monkees #torksmith #peter york #mike nesmith

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stuckintheflesh · 2 years ago

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>:( i need to buy a pretty girl flowers and take her out on a romantic date asap or else I will start committing crimes

#pls someone let me buy them flowers and wine and dine them I am BEGGING #my post #lesbian #wlw #lgbtq #nonbinary #sapphic #men dni #yearning #wlw yearning

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flowerakatsuka · 4 months ago

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gay ppl @ a summer festival, what will they do??

#probably yearn or some shit and then go back to ignoring those feelings the next day. 😒#i went to the pool today so i was in the mood to doodle something summery #so here's something based on an idea for kurokara at a summer festival...#i imagine kuroba would run a stall for the festival ( gotta promote the shop whenever you can ya know? )#i like to think it'd be one of those shooting range games where you can win prizes and they're all flower themed stuff #like hair accessories or stuffed animals with floral patterns. it'd be very popular with couples.#kara stumbles upon their stall and watches a lovey-dovey couple come & go so he ends up moping behind the stall to kuro #like why can't he have a beautiful evening with a dazzling honey on his arm? he's not sure how they can withstand watching couples all nigh #kuroba doesn't really care. a major part of their regular customer base are ppl buying flowers for their partners so they're used to it #speaking of couples nana & her fiance ( who's visiting for the summer ) come to relieve kuro so they can go enjoy the festival #they end up inviting kara to join them and have a lot of fun together. looks like kara got his wish in the end :3c #also azuma mistakes kara as kuro's boyfriend but then nana corrects him like '' no honey i told you he's their boytoy not boyfriend. ''#is she wrong tho? let's be real.#osmt #yumematsu #karamatsu #mj ocs #oc : kuroba #ship : kurokara #mj draws

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lovesickeros · 4 months ago

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now that natlan is out it's tsaritsa yearning hours again because i am one nation closer to either being horribly disappointed or foaming at the mouth!

creator!reader w a little side of conflicted tsaritsa is such good food I can't not yap about it. a woman who has dedicated so much of her life to severing herself from "love" of all kinds and succeeding and. just being so confident that when she meets you she's bitter and angry and mean. because she can't stand you. she isn't supposed to love yet you worm your way into her heart anyway and you don't even know it.

especially in smth like an imposter au. she tells herself your just a tool for her to use but your treated like the Divine you really are, pampered and spoiled every step. tells herself it means nothing when she indulges you – let's you hold her hand in private, eventually let's you move aside the veil, just a little.

and she hates it. hates how easy it is to let you break down the ice she's built up for years.

all you do is smile and she feels like she can't breathe. because despite how violently she rejects love in all aspects, it always bleeds through eventually. she despises it but the way you brush your thumbs over her cheeks makes her bitter and warm and it infuriates her to no end.

she hates you and she loves you and she can't stand you and if you were ever taken from her she'd destroy every inch of teyvat if she had to go get you back.

and ironically enough I think she'd also be the one to initiate any first kiss. maybe she's still trying to convince herself it's just a fluke and itll make her realize it meant nothing, it means nothing. desperate to fix whatever you've done to her and instead it just makes it worse.

a horrible mess of a woman who gave up on love just to be confronted with it when she finally accepted it's absence.

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #genshin cult au #genshin impact cult au #tsaritsa #new nation releases. i can only think abt the tsaritsa. checks out.#yearning so bad i cracked my phone screen but im still using it 2 make it everyone elses problem lol #this is kind of similar 2 another yapping session i wrote s while back but ehe #snezhnaya will ruin me istg #constantly torn between manipulative tsaritsa and tsaritsa who is nothing but tender because she is love. even if dhe rejects it #she is both and its horrible 2 try snd write like. okay.#soft tsaritsa is so tasty though....kissing your wrist in mock reverence before the archons #letting you snd you alone see her face beneath the veil. smug and horribly arrogant but so madly incomprehensibly in love it consumes u both #but also possessive tsaritsa is so 🤤#reverts to her old ways immediately. frigid ice cube until further notice. she won't confront them in front of you but lord #she is sending them to dottore STAT #shivering at the cold stare of the tsaritsa on your back knowing shes .7 seconds away from making teyvat enter an ice age #i hc her senses like taste/touch/smell r severely dulled. not related just a small hc :]#a fun fact if u will #soft tsaritsa is good but dhehjssjsjs tsaritsa being overprotective and possessive hits different rn.....#i need her to sling me over her shoulder and lock me away just let me bring my cat and heating pad im set #head empty tsaritsa scaring off any other wannabe suitors while acting innocent (no ones buying it bc her glare is MURDEROUS)#that and the floor is starting to ice over.#n e way 💤💤💤

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quirkle2 · 8 months ago

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[zombie au] yeagh

#qkdraws #id in alt #zombie au #blood #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #mp100 mob #mp100 shigeo #ur girlie is yearning for the ability to draw sonic characters so while she wallows in her miseries abt That look at this art dump <3 #mobbu ur everything to me #im not totally satisfied w the way i draw him yet tbh. there's smth abt it that's weird #but this is fine enough. i like this one #MOBBU .like if u agree reblog if u agree buy me some fucking cheesecake if u agree #god i want cheesecake . im Cheesecakeless over here #somebody be as ill abt this au as i am .slams my desk somebody cry w me #edit i am very sorry the id doesn't fully show up on tumblr desktop. it's just slightly too long to properly stay open when u scroll #mobile is fine tho i think #art dump ids r harder to keep succinct im sorry if mine r too long. doin my best VGYIEAYIGV

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mlm-blues · 1 year ago

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I WANNA BUY FLOWERS FOR A GUY and then go round his house and give them to him all romantic like in the movies and he's blushing and in love with me. or whatever

#i just want to buy flowers for someone tbh #<- i dont know shit about flower meanings ibr but it's the thought that counts x #mlm #nblm #achillean #gay #gay pride #gay yearning #gay mlm #mlm and nblm only #mlm poc #mlm yearning #mlm love #trans mlm #t4t mlm

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lesbielol · 1 month ago

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need a butch who has no problem fulfilling my plushie addiction :3

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water-weaving · 8 days ago

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honestly? 2024 has been the best year of my entire life. things really started looking up since 2023 broadly speaking and this year has been the first time in.......... i don't even know how long..... i've started feeling like a person & Having Hope For The Future :)

#buy me a horse cause ive never been more stable in my Entire Life!#crazy that i can say confidently that i am No Longer suicidal #which is insane because i have been actively suicidal since day FUCKING one brother. 3 years old and actively yearning for oblivion <3 #it takes 26 years biblical levels miracles AND HRT but! it gets better

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recurring-polynya · 19 days ago

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They had? A Naruto-cat t-shirt? At the Five Below????

#jesus i have seen what you have done for others #i am NOT a merch person but those stupid bleach cats are the one piece of bleach merch i have ever wanted #except that they are both tiny and stupidly expensive #if i saw a bleach cat t-shirt at five below i would be compelled by principle to buy it and wear it around my house #it would also help if it came in a size that was not child's 4-5 but we're at the if-wishes-were-fishes-level anyway #i have to go to the five below like once a week because i have a 10-year-old and they NEVER have bleach stuff it is so upsetting #i don't know why bleach is not popular among the youth. do children not yearn for the blade?

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dailydegurechaff · 11 months ago

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Today's Daily Degurechaff is… Strawberry Tanya

#todays post brought to u by: me yearning for the strawberry miku figure but refusing to buy it bc she comes out over 350usd with shipping #ill just draw tanya in her little outfit and move on #maybe. i want her. im considering just biting the bullet and going for it #dailydegurechaff #youjo senki #the saga of tanya the evil #tanya von degurechaff

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just-wanna-party · 4 months ago

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I think I'd cry if someone bought me flowers.

#gay yearning #lgbtq #queer #gay thoughts #t4t mlm #mlm and nblm only #mlnb #nblm #trans #ftm t4t #but i dont wanna ask for them #i want them to think about me and buy flowers #you know?

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chaoticbottom · 1 month ago

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pinky promise we’re going to play all the boarding games and puzzles i buy?

please say yes…

#saw a monopoly and jumanji and i was soooo close of buying them #but there’s NO one who wanna play with me #sapphic #wlw post #wlw yearning #sapphic rambling

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beamorgan · 3 months ago

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TODAY IS THE DAY that my friend's book is published and I need you all to have this goodness in your life:

AT THE END OF THE RIVER STYX by Michelle Kulwiki is YA contemporary fantasy about queer boys reckoning with grief, mortality and star-crossed love as they're hunted by the Ferryman

I was lucky enough to read early drafts, and it made me cry multiple times (I am not a crier). At the end I hugged it to my chest because I didn't want to let these boys go. Highly recommend having this book wring your heart out like a damp sock. BUY IT NOW

Also look at how pretty it is!!!

(US folks can get extra goodies if you buy through this indie bookshop)

#pleeeeeeeeeease buy it I need to see fam art but I can't draw for toffee #i need other people to make it for me #the bisexual yearning is off the charts #also!! mental illness rep!!! Bastian is my favourite Depressed Boi #queer books #book recommendations #for all the hurt/comfort lovers out there

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