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my problem is i want more fanart and i'm impatient and have a bad memory. not in the sense that i don't like waiting for fanart from artists just that i'll lowkey forget i commissioned someone and i'll be like i want more fanart but i literally just commissioned some the artist just isn't done yet so i can't spend money on more because i already spent money on fanart and no longer have my fanart spending money. but i . forget. and i. want more.
#i want it all#i want so much fanart#all the fanart#if i won the lottery#i wouldn't tell anyone#but there would be signs
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I saw somebody making fun of this on twitter and I want it so bad, I am not joking.
#plushophilia#plush objectum#objectum nsft#objectophilia#sex toi#this thing is like $500.#if i won the lottery#i wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs
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Day 25: Games
"Holy shit! Is that a limited edition Star King Phantom card??"
"Yep! Signed by Phantom himself."
"...How long did you pester him?"
"It took me three weeks and a very intense game of 'Amity After Kings' to convince him."
"By the Ancients, Dash."
#danny phantom#dannymay2024#day 25: games#danny as a card game? more likely than you think#actually don't tell anyone this but the art is from an abandoned project i made like three months ago#i had to use it somehow!#if danny had a card game you cannot tell me dash wouldn't become a game nerd for it#I caused my brother psychic damage from this
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This is a love letter to all the tumblr artists who got us through 10 years
10 Years of Hurt and Angst and Pining and Loss
Sincerely, you artists are da real MVPs
Everyones tagged below the cut
fenharel shame - @rainhol
rook & solas - @fideox
chibi Cole - @sincaotic
adoribull - @orientalld
lounging solas - @an-established-butt-dent
leliana & nug - @doodlownick
kieran & OGB - @thejaguar9art
morrigan - @girl-gwoe
fenris - @fridgemeats
isabela - @milton-chamberlain
varrics phone - @haverdoodles
stressed out varric - @dailydadoodles
rook face - @larkoneironaut
tiny solas - @nikyu0
Target solas (&spiderverse solas/rook) - @pinacoladamatata
spite - @loustica-lucia
manfred - @themaybug
assan (&Alistair w/ cheese) - @olessan
varric - @milton-chamberlain
DJ solas - @chromunist
merrill - @thedragonhermit
puss-in-boots (aka lucanis) - @gormlessboy
anders - @pinkfadespirit
tired soals - @greypetrel
cass/lily/josie - @briccko
Sincerely, thank you guys so much.
7 Sleeps. 168 hours left.
#Toss A Coin To Your Tumblr Artists#Just Another Day I Wish I Could Draw#Alas All I Have Is My Humour And My Good Looks#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: The Veilguard#Origins#2#Inquisition#Veilguard#The Gangs All Here#DAO#DA2#DAI#DATV#Dragon Age Art#This Is A Love Letter#Dragon Age Meme#Not My Art#Shit Post#Dragon Age Memes#da art#Artists of Tumblr#dragon age fan art#This is an Artist Appreciation Post#Wouldn't be a post by me if there wasn't a spelling error I only find after its been reblogged by like 8 people fml#I have an R rated version queued up next shhh dont tell anyone
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personally i think the dislocated shoulder and the curse and the boils werent enough. i want to see that blond blue eyed man writhing on the floor covered in blood. maybe he falls off a cliff. maybe he gets caught in a Saw trap. i love buck very much and i think these would be very entertaining and erotic and frankly excellent mediocre television. to me <3
#like look me in the eyes and tell me Evan Buckley wouldn't thrive in a Saw trap#i like him i want to put him in situations. give him a little kiss then put him in a blender etc etc.#911 abc#911 spoilers#entry#if anyone has any 9-1-1 whump recs. 🤲 umm yeah ^_^#evan buckley
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i think this kinda basement looks SO comfy and warm and cozy maybe it's just cause I'm in my 30s
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when you're Probably Not Cis but you present as it anyways because you're too lazy to do anything about it
#anyone else? just me?#btw this is specifically about me being agender but like it could apply to other genders too lol#for a short period of my life (like 0.00000003 seconds) I thought I might be gender fluid or something but#I realised I Did Not Care At All#so: agender#but yeah I wouldn't deny it if someone asks if I'm agender ig#and for stuff asking your gender (e.g poll or survey or smth) then if theres an agender option then I'll go w that#but irl I tell people to use either she/her (I'm afab) or any pronouns#and like I'm probably not gonna try and come out as agender or anything#mainly bc its a Hassle and I'm Lazy#agender#gender shenanigans#how do I even tag this--#uhh#genderqueer#good enough ig#:thumbs up:#edit: oh wait I know how I can tag this lmao#trans#transgender#queer#nonbinary#non binary#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtqiia+#lgbtq+#lgbtqia+#enby#genderfluid
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Durgetash Resurrection AU
"Is that...? That's my body. I remember now. The Morphic Pool. The Elder Brain, it... I was dead. What did you do?" "I made a deal... with Lord Bane."
#durgetash#bg3#enver gortash#the dark urge#durgetash resurrection au#it's about time i made some durgetash content that isn't just shitposting lol#i promise i do plan to actually write this fic#god i know this looks like a happy reunion but i promise it will not be that simple#he's not exactly happy she's usurped him as bane's chosen#and the torture he experienced at bane's hand when he was dead does impact him significantly#but at the same time he's glad it's over so he's also grateful too#but also he spent so much time in hell as a child wishing someone would come save him until he learned he couldn't rely on anyone else#that now that someone actually has saved him he doesn't know how to process it#and yes bane doesn't insist on having just one chosen but he's not going to re-accept gortash easily#he'll have to prove himself all over again whereas durge is on top of the world right now#and he doesn't want her hand outs#and bane may say he's fine with them ruling together for now but you just know he's going to pit them against each other too#and durge is hardly soft herself. she saved him for her own reasons but she's not going to give up power for him. the netherbrain is HERS.#she betrayed her father for this. she became a new person for this. she's not here just for him but she wants him here with her.#he can share her throne but he better understand who's in charge here. she'll tadpole him too if she has to.#though she hopes he won't make her do that (not that she'll tell him she hopes that)#and he hates her for it but he also wouldn't respect her if she were any different#it's complicated#plus they have to deal with any interpersonal drama while also trying to take over the world 😂#because despite how the “control the netherbrain” ending makes it seem#the journals and plans in gortash's office make it clear that not everyone in baldur's gate is tadpoled. not even close.#(the brain doesn't produce nearly enough tadpoles for that)#so they have to deal with keeping the rest of the population in line & trying to militarize the city & get footholds in other cities#not to mention they have to counteract the fact that every god and other powerful being in the world is going to be working against them#not even just bhaal wanting revenge. myrkul. mystra. jergal. EVERYONE. it's them against the world.
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Stupid sidetail post aside, I do feel like there's a nonzero chance Mizuki Is on hormones. My reasoning for it is not the strongest thing to ever be strong, but it's ? Something?
Nothing is stopping her legally. She's old enough to get HRT with parental consent, and the only thing The Parents Akiyama ever do is say "yeah sure you can do that", so I don't think it would be hard to gain that consent
Canonically cis-passing
I *think* her 3d model has an ounce of breast tissue but do not quote me on that
The Deer That Is Definitely Not Mizuki Akiyama has no antlers. There's only one species of deer in the world where None of them grow antlers, and I'm going to take a wild guess and say that she is Not a Chinese water deer
#antler-less deerzuki made me raise an eyebrow since the moment I was aware of her existence#you're telling me you did not put antlers on this animal. which is famous. for having antlers?#there is absolutely no way that wasn't purposeful imo!!!! I usually wouldn't think too hard about how anime artists draw animals#animals are not their usual thing after all. so if they miss some aspect or another. it's not really surprising#but. antlers. on a deer? antlers on deer are as Heard Of as whiskers on cats so I can't see anyone forgetting that#it is entirely possible that the message this meant to send was just 'mizuki is a girl' and not 'mizuki is a girl and also on hormones'#but you never know#and in any case it's a good message
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sweet heat lightning - gregory alan isakov
for @barelybalthasar <3
#thiam#liam dunbar#theo raeken#help she won't stop shipping these beautiful canonically gay men to beautiful mournful music#can anyone tell what an affinity i have for theo in hell#because i feel it was written with me in mind#thiam edit#teen wolf#beautiful canon love story#log onto ao3 and read 'you said you wouldn't flinch'#bigbeautifulsharkedits
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johanna hezenkoss, ghilan'nain, isseya, zara renata, aelia... anaris, elgar'nan, illario, solas, that rogue dude from taash' storyline what's his name, calivan, tarquin, viago, spite*....... veilguard is such a great game not only for evil women in stem and blood magic but also for men who are just little haters
*extremely a little hater almost definitionally, only incidentally the shape of a man so y'know grey area here
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#diversity win! governor ivenci and the formless one also here to show us that little haterism transcends gender#and indeed the concept of physical form. if you believe in yourself fill your heart full of thistles and bile and come up#with a terrible little plan that was never going to work you too are a little hater. and never let anyone tell you otherwise#dorian has little hater vibes but who wouldn't after a decade of tevinter politics. he's too quippy about it to quite count tho#have I missed a little hater or an evil woman in stem. please chime in with your own candidates.
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having a familial f/o is like that one vine that’s like “you are my daaad! You’re my dad! Boogiewoogiewoogie!” /ref /silly
that is all lol
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#THE WAY I SNORTED OML -🍊⚙️#self ship#self shipping community#selfshipping community#selfship#self shipper#self shipping#self ship community#selfship community#f/o#f/os#hopping back into here while reading through our queue i have THOUGHTS#okay so anyone with a familial f/o specifically father figure f/o that like seems like they wouldn't normally be one in canon#consider the '[step step step step step] daddy?' '??? DO I LOOK LIKE--???' vine. reverse adopted. you are NOW!#okay that's all thanks (can you tell I put vine comps on in the back while I draw?) -🍊⚙️
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@rwrbmovie & @rwrbsource’s rwrbweek: Day 4 | Little Detail
#red white and royal blue#henry fox mountchristen windsor#henry hanover stuart fox#princess beatrice#alex claremont diaz#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez#ellie bamber#rwrbedit#rwrb movie#rwrb source#idk why this prompt like#immediately made me think of these moments#but uhhh#the deliberateness of including alex specifically saying he wouldn't tell anyone but henry these things#and henry saying he loved how no one gawked at him in the v&a#then the emails leaking and those specific pictures leaking#i guess the detail here is pain#rwrbweek
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Thinking about the weird camaraderie that exists between demons but not angels in GO.
Have we ever seen two angels who are actually friends? Or even friendly to one another? We have met angels with a capacity to be friendly in general, but I think the closest we've come to two angels actually getting along would be Gabriel making a point to laugh at Sandalphon's terrible "can't have a war without War" line in S1.
Most scenes between the angels actually seem to have an undercurrent of absolute hostility. Teeth-clenched teamwork. No wonder it took them so long to notice that Aziraphale wasn't on the same page as the rest of them! The rest of them are barely on the same page as one another, either! When Gabriel goes against the majority vote, no one bats an eye at demoting him and wiping his memory. Michael and Uriel immediately begin vying for his job. The only times we've seen angels team up is when they're working together to bully someone else, like when they're trying to intimidate Aziraphale in S1 or going to the aftermath of the bookshop raid in S2.
Saraqael's overall neutrality towards Muriel is the closest we get to two angels in Heaven getting along, and it's more a lack of hostility than any kind of friendliness. At least until Gabriel loses his memories and Muriel shows up to spy on Aziraphale, and Aziraphale decides to be kind to both of them.
Demons, on the other hand, actually seem to form alliances and even friendships among one another. Hastur and Ligur are awful, but Hastur seems genuinely distraught over Ligur's death, not just fearful of suffering the same fate. Shax and Furfur conspire together and even though the 1940's investigation into Crowley's fraternizing doesn't work out for Furfur, it's not due to any double-crossing on Shax's part. Unlike the angels, who stick almost exclusively to making threats until the Metatron decides to try dangling a carrot at the end of the season, demons actually offer rewards to other demons when trying to work together. Beelzebub offers Crowley a promotion if he can bring them Gabriel, Furfur offers to back Shax up politically if she goes for the Duke position opening, and Crowley successfully stalls Hastur in S1 by pretending everything was a test and he's going to be put in charge of a legion as a reward for passing. They're still not great at socializing, but they're significantly ahead of the angels.
Of course, it's a fact that demons are awful to one another (Eric's treatment is really bad, they throw that random demon into holy water just to test it, "it'd be a funny world if demons went around trusting one another", etc) but they still seem more capable of forming friendships than the angels do.
I think that's because Hell cramps and crowds everyone together to try and increase their suffering and hostility, whereas Heaven isolates angels to decrease the odds of questioning or rebellion. Hell's methods are unpleasant, but it still ends up putting demons together, and some of those demons inevitably forge alliances and make friendships. Because as Crowley and Beelzebub demonstrate, demons are still social creatures with the capacity for love and affection, even if it's strongly discouraged and buried under nine million layers of trauma and a cultural mandate against kindness.
Angels are the same, but isolation makes is harder to form connections than overcrowding. Muriel and Jimbriel are both so eager to make friends, but Muriel's spent the past millennia shut in an empty office, and Gabriel has been distanced from his peers both through his position and also through Heaven's culture of fear and surveillance. He only breaks away from it when he finds something that's stronger than "choosing sides" (stronger than the fear of being rejected by Heaven and Falling, in fact strong enough that Falling seems worth it if he gets to be with someone he loves). Both Muriel and Gabriel are only able to start forming connections when they're away from Heaven.
I just think it's interesting that demons, despite being supposedly devoid of love, have an advantage in forming relationships compared to angels. Angels are supposed to love, but have far fewer opportunities to actually do so. Demons aren't supposed to love, but they make connections anyway.
#good omens#ineffable bureaucracy#both angels and demons are suckers for a bit of kindness too#even if they pretend otherwise and even if there are exceptions to the rule#like yeah you're probably not gonna win over the likes of hastur or michael with a nicety#but according to word of god furfur would be highly susceptible to a kind word#and well we see how it is with muriel and jim#i think this is why shax also weirdly toes the line between getting crowley destroyed and being almost-friends with him#that's just how it works in hell when you don't actually despise somebody#you can't be nice to them but you're still also kind of helpful and non-hostile a lot#don't let it interfere with your goals but sure deliver their mail and get their help with your boiler issues why not#maggie took the wrong approach to confronting the demons#if she'd been nice instead of telling them off they wouldn't have known how to handle it i bet#they're USED to being mocked and yelled at#should have given them jim's tray of canapes and offered them tea and stuff#not that I expect anyone to intuit that under the circumstances just that it might have actually held them off a lot longer#bunch of demons sitting outside of a bookshop passing around a tray of tiny little dinners and listening to records playing from inside
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How my first playthrough of Scarlet Hollow is going:
"I'm so locked in guys, we have to solve this mystery, here's my theor- OH HI TABITHA!!!! 🥺 Hiiiii 🥰 How r uuuuu 🤭 What? Stay here and do nothing?😉 Of course tabibi 🙂↕️You go queen 😋💅 yeah ssry mystery team, I have to win the best cousin contest real quick...........yeah I'm the only participant.......no it doesn't make it easier......no
#I just want to be friends with her:(#which. doesn't say the best about me.#IT'S NOT THAT BAD ACTUALLY. I STILL DO RESEARCH THERE AND STUFF. I SIMPLY DON'T WANT TO BREAK MY PROMISES TO HER OK#<- excuses. cheap excuses.#it's just that I have principles to do as I promised alright 🙄💅#narrator could never do to me what Tabitha Scarlet can#I'm only in the middle of the second chapter so don't judge me. i still have the time to get disappointed in all of them#i still don't trust anyone though 🙄💅 even tabitha 💅#especially Stella. Something about her doesn't ring right. Even though she's been nothing but nice. I don't know....#I'll stick around for the mysteries but I wouldn't trust her my life y'know#I like Kaneeka though. She's relatable to me#and Avery seems cool except for the fact I can't stop messing their name with Evrart from DE hahhsj#oh and librarian is really cool#wait it's so funny. I believe weird guy in a bloody bag more than Stella. why. what are you trying to tell me brain#quoquegiggles#scarlet hollow
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y'know i don't believe i've ever seen anyone talk at length about randall and alphonse post-MM. i've been thinking about them a lot recently. they should get to be friends again
#thoughts#professor layton spoilers#i mean. imagine you're dalston. you're a lonely idiot teenager. you've been pushing away your friend lately#and then he dies and you lose your chance to ever be friends with him again#and on randall's end i've been thinking about like... i wonder if there's things he feels like he can't talk about with angela and henry#he's been someone else for 18 years. he's a fundamentally different person from the randall that lived in stansbury#the randall that lived in stansbury is the one everyone's been waiting for. but that randall doesn't exist anymore#perhaps he really did die in that ravine in a manner of speaking#but he can't acknowledge that out loud. how would they react? would they think him ungrateful? would they feel betrayed?#and maybe it's not so much that as much as he wouldn't know. they wouldn't tell him. everyone's so closed-off these days#he's not certain that's how it would go but that's the entire problem. the uncertainty#so maybe he'd start talking more with his old friend. his friend who always speaks his mind and tells you exactly what he's thinking#sorry if this incoherent lol. brain is. not being very functional today#and of course this may or may not be my randalston hypothesising#mostly i just think it would be an interesting dynamic to explore and i've never seen anyone do it#listen. recovering manipulated amnesiac who probably feels kind of weird now when people can't be upfront with him#X guy who tells it like he sees it no matter what#i think it would be fascinating
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