#this thing is like $500.
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I saw somebody making fun of this on twitter and I want it so bad, I am not joking.
#plushophilia#plush objectum#objectum nsft#objectophilia#sex toi#this thing is like $500.#if i won the lottery#i wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs
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#ao3#fandom#fanfic#polls#the sun shines#broke 100#broke 500#broke 1000#would y’all believe if I told you I’m surprised by how this post is going#not by the top thing being the top thing but the overall response#I thought this would get like twenty notes and like a few lukewarm ‘ofc I prefer x’ responses
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*girls when it is literally eating away at their psyche* whatever
#girls is gender neutral we can all be girls#when your psyche is literally deteriorating bc of x thing. you guys get it#my x thing was yellowjackets. like all of them. all of it#500#1k#5k#10k
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consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?
consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.
#mine#suggestion#this is not a direct allegory to anything i just think about whales with scars inside their stomachs and i Feel Things#oh i do know what its like to fight the thing you need. i do know the bittersweet taste of victory for a price.#y'all ever relate to a whale?#50#100#500#1k#5k#10k#25k#35k
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1.05 / Battle of the Labyrinth
#I FEEL SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS#percy jackson#pjo tv show#percy jackson and the olympians#pjotv#percabeth#pjo#screaming crying#mine#100#500#1k#5k#im in the middle of packing and this sent me frantically looking for my copies of pjo#anyway#i feel so insane i feel like im gonna die can anyone hear me. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#annabeth has been so disconnected from the mortal world and just so fundamentally unable to enjoy her childhood#it makes me want to sob like seriously#i hope her and percy go on so many movie dates. like#not even just her and percy i hope percy tells grover and word spreads around camp and movie nights just become a thing at camp#because all these babies deserve it#god im gonna die. im seriously gonna die#WE KNOW THERE'S AN ORIENTATION VIDEO#SO THEY HAVE A PROJECTOR AND A SCREEN#MOVIE NIGHTS COULD HAPPEN!!!#okay bye. i'm going to go scream about percabeth some more
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Okay now I've gotten myself angry again. Every time a medical professional is abusive/neglectful the overwhelming response is "Their job is so stressful and underpaid! They deal with so many rude and abusive patients, of course they're like that!!"
You know who else has stressful, underpaid jobs and deal with rude and abusive customers a lot? Retail workers. But if a retail worker started assaulting all of their customers you'd hear all about it, wouldn't you? The consequences would be enormous, and there would be an overwhelmingly negative response, even if it was exclusive to rude customers.
Now imagine this was the norm, and it was socially acceptable, encouraged even, in retail jobs to abuse and assault your customers whenever you feel like it, for any perceived sleight, just because they need to buy groceries and you have to serve them. It would be all over the news, it would be an international scandal with arrests all over the place, there would be exposés of the secret culture of abuse and assault in retail workplaces on every channel and news source with interviews with the victims. Everyone would know about it and everyone would care, because of course that's fucked up.
So why is it different when your victims are sick and rely on you to survive?
#yes this does also double as a cop analogy like many MANY things when it comes to medical professionals#cripplepunk#cripple punk#disability#actually disabled#uk nhs#ableism#medical abuse#medical trauma#Only a matter of time before I get cussed out by a nurse for this. Nurses really are the cops of healthcare#PS. retail workers would be FAR more justified imo#100#500#1k
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Another year, Another lesbian pride gown moment🌸
#deliart#pride 2024#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jolyne cujoh#hermes costello#jolymes#stone ocean#I MADE IT . LAST DAY BUT I MANAGED TO FINISH IT BEFORE JUNE ENDED#This artwork file ended up with well over 500 layers#i would check the specifics but im not gonna open that thing and wait for a solid 3 mins for it to load LMAO#there are soo many things i wanna change and do differently but its the last day of pride month so times up!#wait i had to change a thing so i opened the clip file and we were on 546 layers not counting differently named ones#like copied layers. of which there are multiple. “layer 133 copy 2 copy 1”. its bad. im NOT gonna merge layers tho.#either way. i wanted the dress fabric layers to have a bit of a butterfly wing feel but i got a little sidelined#maybe ill make a more direct version next year?
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Cillian Murphy as Bill Furlong Small Things Like These (2024) | dir. Tim Mielantsc
#cillian murphy#cmurphyedit#small things like these#filmedit#cinematv#fyeahmovies#mancandykings#dilfgifs#dailyflicks#junkfooddaily#violaobanion#usershelby#underbetelgeuse#usersavana#userrlaura#userrobin#userbbelcher#useraurore#s: creations#500*
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DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) dir. Peter Weir
#dpsedit#toddandersonedit#dead poets society#dps#todd anderson#neil perry#deadpoetssocietyedit#useraish#tuserkaren#mialook#usernivi#tusermiles#userrlaura#dailyflicks#*mine#*mygifs#okay i don't know if it's allowed to make an edit with like basically the same concept twice but i did#bc the vibes were different !#but yeah todd is someone that says things and people listen <3 his voice has the potential to have an impact ! and it does indeed !#*500
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(The Signal™ as an act of love/understanding)
#challengers#challengersedit#patrick zweig#art donaldson#art x patrick#filmedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#creations*#hope the thread makes sense here. i'm just deeply obsessed with all of this#like patrick won't deceive art and let him win because that's unforgivable!! but he also knows the one thing that gives him his edge#and if that means telling him he fucked his wife then 🤷♀️#500*
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Thank you all for an incredible 500 days of love and support. I offer you: answers to questions that no one has asked.
(As always, more can be found in the tags <3)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#a-qing#jin ling#wen ning#jiang cheng#“Hey wait this feels like there should have been way more content for questions” Yes. There was.#I was not strong enough to redraw *all* of what was lost. Rest in piece the original (lost to tea related accident)#But I'll tell you all the fun other things that would have been drawn out right here in the tags!#Did you know my longest posting streak was 61 days? And my longest hiatus was 6 days?#Did you know I missed posting on 92 days of those 500 days - meaning I posted 82% of the time on a daily basis?#I'm normal about collecting data. I have so much data on this blog for normal reasons. I'm also so normal about art. The normalest.#Honorable mention for the character rankings: Lan Wangji! for “Most improved in rank”.#Sorry Lan Wangji fans but until the audio drama I honestly was...pretty indifferent towards him.#I think a huge part of that was due to the fact he's constantly paired up with WWX; who has *so* much charisma and steals the scene#But I've really come to like him a lot more since starting this project. He rose from mid-tier to being in the top ten!#Dishonorable mention: Nie Huaisang. Who fell out of number 1 spot and out of the top 5.#He just hasn't shown up a lot! And my rankings are fickle! They will probably change once I finish the third season!#My favourite comics are: A lot of them! And the ones I have yet to make!#I'm very sleepy at the moment while writing this but I do want to give a huge shout out to YOU.#Yeah! you reading this! Thank you! If you've been here since the first week or just started reading: THANK YOU!#If you've only ever lurked and never even liked a single post but still read my comics: THANK YOU!!#In creating this blog - I have found 500 days of more happiness that I could have ever imagined.#Thank you for joining me on this journey. Thank you for giving me your time and your support.#It means more than any 'thank you' could say B'*)
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there’s a really interesting phenomenon going on that I've seen mostly on twitter in which people are pretending The Last Jedi and the other Sequel movies is and was always good, actually.
it seems to me as if there's a new consensus that the people who did and still do dislike that movie are those mad about Rey being a woman, Finn being a black man, etc, and while I'm a thousand-percent sure that's true, that some people hate that movie for stupid and bigoted reasons, it doesn't change the fact that The Last Jedi (and truly, the entire Sequel Trilogy) is just flat-out a bad movie.
All three of those films suffer hugely because all three are fundamentally different at a ground level. They are inherently disconnected in a way that a trilogy should not be, leaping from idea to idea that the next film inevitably squanders. There is no consistent storyline other than 'First Empire Bad'; there is barely any buildup to to the reveal of Palpatine, Kylo Ren as a character flip-flops between tortured badboy to Maybe Redemption Arc and back. It's not because he's conflicted, it's because everything is simply inconsistent.
Finn and Poe are done huge disgraces by the end of it all, Kylo Ren having been deemed more important and heroic than they are, and The Love Story is just terrible. The end of The Last Jedi sees Kylo Ren successfully assassinate Snoke, which is a pretty cool fucking thing to happen, but Rise of Skywalker squanders the aftermath of that idea with the rushed redemption.
These are movies that feel like each one was supposed to have its own subsequent trilogy; put together, they're a mess.
#and obvs. it's fine to like these movies I do not care#but its when people act like they've always been Good because [xyx; usually smth to do w kylo ren] like.......cmon#also I like ranting about bad things let me have this#star wars#smokey speaks#500
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slowly getting back into stuff...
#my art#tloz#oracle of seasons#link#as in I got my tablet running on my old school laptop but I don't have any of my art programs so it's all tegakis !!!#come watch me draw Link and Zelda in 500 new ways bc I can't open my own csp references !#I'm having so much fun I've missed them lots.. I feel like I'm bursting with things I want to draw I'm so excited to get to it all#please if you see my massive mistake no you didn't I can't edit on tegaki dfskuhfds
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"it really sucks that we're all forced to dress ourselves in plastic nowadays, which is bad for us and the planet in multiple ways. natural-fiber clothing fabric used to be the norm and I wish we could get back some of that one very specific aspect of the past"
"WOW SO YOU WANT TO BE A TRADWIFE AND YOU THINK THE PAST WAS A PERFECT UTOPIA ALWAYS AND FOREVER? YOU WANT TO PISS ON THE POOR???? ACKSHULLY IT'S CLASSIST TO SAY THAT PLASTIC FABRIC IS BAD, BECAUSE IT'S MORE AFFORDABLE"
#piss on the poor#reading comprehension#like yeah it's BAD that it's the most affordable option because as usual the worst of this falls on the most marginalized people#but look around you. almost NOBODY can buy their way out of All Plastic Clothing All The Time#even luxury brands usually want to drown us all in polyester and nylon#I've seen $500 dresses without a thread of natural fiber in them. it's insane#you practically have to do nothing but thrift and/or make your own clothing- AND live in a place where you can access#affordable natural fabrics#to actually avoid synthetics in your wardrobe#and even then things like underwear and bras and most socks are impossible to get without SOME plastic
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this is the inside of my brain rn
future edit: heres some nsfw ok
#thank you to the really really wonderful and cool pshmirtzers who say nice things when im h**ny on main#no really it makes me feel so evil and happy. my people#draws#my human perry tag#its just like oh i can draw perry as a hot human guy dont mind if i do. 500 times
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