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allofuswantgwinam · 4 days ago

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i’m sorry but i’m so fuckin thirsty for evil hyun su

#sweet home #liiiike i want the good one back for the plot #and also bc i love him #but 💀#bad thoughts in the brain rn #sinful bad things #‘what do you wanna do?’ shoot me rn #i woulda fucked him #i am not strong #idk 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭#i woulda been strong and then not strong so fast #and then back to business after the nasty 🤣🤣🤣🤣#im not even on that episode anymore and im still thinking about it lmao

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micamone · 2 months ago

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hewwo

#stargate sg1 #stargate atlantis #neko atsume #almost cried drawing that cute little fucking tac vest on jack btw. look at him.#not in love with all of the atlantis team especially rodney and weir and tela i fuckim struggled with them #like i'm happy with how they look it's fine but short of sticking a maple leaf on rodney or something you know #it's the props #i couldn't figure out how to make who they were obvious. idk man they're cute and i know who they are I guess. felt the same with sam tbh #giving her a little math sheet felt a lil cheap but you know what it's done i'm not gonna keep workin on these the gateroom killed me dead.#also i woulda done the other sg1 members that show up later but I haven't gotten there yet in my watch-thru.#like i saw them as a kid when it was airing on tv but not yet while actually paying attention to things like the plot #my posts #my art #stargate #the sg1 one was done first so that's why i didn't end up putting a lot of detail into the planet they landed on vs how much detail #i had to keep leaving out of the fucking got dam gateroom why is there so much detail in that room hey guys what the hell is up with that r

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royaltea000 · 3 months ago

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I love Bai Long Ma he truly don’t gaf

#man stayed present enough to get recruited into the story then peaced tf out for the rest of it ✌️#unbothered king #bai longma #ao lie #journey to the west fanart #journey to the west #jttw ao lie #my only knowledge of drawing horses come exclusively from mlp fanart that has crossed my path #shoulda given ao lie a cutie mark lmao #my favorite part of watching the 80s tv series is seeing them go what will we do now??! whenever they encounter a land obstacle #and look the solution to half their problems standing right next to them in the form of a horse that everyone keeps forgetting is a DRAGON #he truly could not be ASSED to help 😭#just like me fr #digital art #my art #jttw sun wukong #sun wukong #dude bajie and wujing had no fucking clue the horse was even a dragon there was one episode where the horse finally spoke to chew bajie out #and he went YOU CAN TALK?!! 😭😭😭#it’s such a pity too cuz I thought the human actor for ao lie was very handsome and he showed up like a total of three times or2 #this design was actually very inspired by him #he wasn’t even in the ending scene they left his ass OUTSIDE!!!!#HE GOT A REWARD BUT HE WASNT EVEN IN THE HALL TO RECEIVE IT 💀💀💀💀#oh naaah they did my boy so dirty…#I don’t think he counts as a pilgrim I think they literally just wanted him to be the horse #otherwise he woulda technically been er shixiong?#right after wukong

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choccy-milky · 4 months ago

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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO

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#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment #we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell #looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off #we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol #AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish #but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off #but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far #its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek #but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros #if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

#xmen #xmen comic #krakoa #cherik #snap chats #until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny #how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind #ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM #i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were #fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something #and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone #and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly #ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious #sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder #and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room #GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom #im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building #obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3 #in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral #ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am #im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day

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lokh · 1 month ago

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also i think if roleswap laios and canon laios met theyd immediately start fighting.

#canon laios would blurt out 'why do you look like our dad' and fisticuffs ensue.#shuro........ is a little more complicated #if canon shuro doesnt think too hard about it and just treats the other him like a stranger then theres no problem #on the other hand i imagine he holds himself to high standards and if he sees his other self doing things he considers improper or uncouth.#i imagine hed only speak up if he saw it happen A Lot like hed pull him aside like hey... what the fuck #thered be a bit of 'holy shit i woulda turned out like THAT??' on both sides #roleswap shuro would often get frustrated but i think hed understand that like. thats how the culture is like he lived it too #but i think similarly hed watch laios steamroll og shuro and eventually be like. DUDE. just say something #shorter fuse lmao. anyways still turning this AU over in my head #how much more forward can shuro be before hes unbelievably out of character...#and what if they switched universes!!!!#if laios switched. it would be immediately obvious something is up in the og universe but it may be chalked up to like #a weird mood..... though maybe the party starts to wonder 'hey... is it not possible this is a shapeshifter' 😭#but og laios in the roleswap universe...#tbh havent thought too hard on what the party dynamics in that universe might be like assuming all else is the same save for the roleswap #i imagine chilchuck would still get on alright as long as hes being paid upfront and laios is still attentive/ recognises his abilities #and limitations also. marcille................................... hmm #she might treat him more formally and be less close.... may perceive him as more threatening at first meeting #(in terms of like. 'taking falin away' i mean if that makes sense)#but well. u kno how in canon laios Does notice a lot of things about his companions and has a very pragmatic view that surprises them #and they dont tend to notice until he says it aloud because its often overlooked cos of his. everything else.#well. id imagine roleswap laios still notices things but simply would not say it aloud.#the party would also be like .. dude... did he hit his head #if SHURO swapped...................... well it depends when exactly it happened #i imagine it could be a bigger issue with the retainers #im losing steam cos my lower back hurt so bad adgfsdfg i cant get a good position on this chair #but for shuro himself i imagine it would be nightmarish lmao.#roleswap (henceforth RS) shuro would wake up as an adult with the retainers like. ??? was that all a dream?? did i never make it out #meanwhile og shuro ending up god knows where..........#if he ended up with the retainers again he might not immediately realise somethings amiss and try to act normally

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kerryweaverlesbian · 10 months ago

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Dean Winchester of Supernatural fame is NOT reading parenting books he is putting on Cheaper By The Dozen, Daddy Daycare and Honey I Shrunk The Kids taking notes.

#i woulda said full house but dean's more a movie guy than a tv guy #it doesn't help. btw. lol.#if dean read a gentle parenting guide he would scoff and roll his eyes and throw it across the room #and eventually start silently weeping if he was convinced to keep going bc HE was a kid and HE didn't get treated with respect or gentlenes #dean in an argument with those mommy bloggers he follows saying something like 'please. i was left in a motel room with my brother #from like age 7 upwards I think little Timmy will be okay in the car by himself for 3 minutes 🙄“#and someone hits him with 'I'm so sorry that happened to you' and he tries to brush it off all day and complain about it to Sam #and Sam's like. yeah it was kinda fucked up though. and Dean's like WELL I KNOW THAT BUT HE WAS DOING HIS BEST #(not fully believing it bc he certainly can't picture leaving a 7 year old alone in the world they live in no matter what)#(and Dean's never fully actually agreed with their dad but he feels attacked by Sam's agreeing)#(but old habits run deep)#cawis creates

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kheprriverse · 4 months ago

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Volga ref, fire dragon form included!

I decided his humanoid form wasn't dragon-y enough for a dragon-man. Also don't worry about what's wrong with him its nothing he's fine he's definitely fine.

#dragon #loz au #hyrule warriors #volga #Volga (Kheprriverse)#kheprriverse #kheprriart #i kiss his dragon form on the snoot #beloved beaked dragon #me: yea i need to design some more important characters #also me: mmm dragon :]#yes some of his melee attacks as a dragon involve his giant fucking wing-claw #for the longest time i thoguht volga's dragon form was a wyvern. how wrong i was.. (i never looked at it too closely till recently)#makes more sense hes not a wyvern (considering.. arms) but also it woulda been cool anyways xD #edit: not an accurate size comparison between forms btw. this sheet was me fucking around for 90% of its creation #i'll show him off a little more eventually so yall can gte a good idea of the dragon's size

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eatyourmaker · 5 months ago

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Pssst

Would you draw mr clown making a balloon animal for a terrified jack?

Sensitivity training for Jack's trigger happy ass

Also—

This brings up a memory for me. I might draw it as these two cause it fits

#i was looking at the SM 6 height chart and if Garcia is Mr Clown it'd be almost comical how much taller than him Jack is #like sir.#you're tall as fuck. a cop so ik you strong as fuck (you gotta pass phsycial tests to become s cop. ik cause someone in my family attempted)#why is so so pressed.... bout a clown #but i feel that tho i woulda shot his ass too #just like me fr #clowns are freaky asf ong #anyways—#spooky month #spooky month sr pelo #sr pelo spooky month #jack #jack spooky month #mr clown #mr clown spooky month #my art #ask #doodle reqs

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nessberry · 7 months ago

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"I didn't forgive you." idk about you armand but if MY beloved said that to me I would be sick until my final day

#dont hurt him now daniel #woulda burst into tears if i was armand #daniel ate him the fuck up #armand #daniel molloy #armandaniel #devils minion #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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sneppu · 4 months ago

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Tis illegal to Slander The Sneep in my presence when that man literally carried the whole damn series on his scoliosis back several times over. That man dragged the entire wizarding world kicking and screaming to safety on his actual living carcass. idgaf about no neville toad, brother, im putting respect on his goddamn name

#severus snape #snape fandom #pro severus snape #harry potter #hp #half blood prince #pro severus #anti snaters #at times i am just overcome with passion for this raggedy ass man and i just gotta get it out of my system #u dont have to like him but dont u dare pretend like he didnt do the actual most to make sure shit got DONE #and u kno what ima come out and say it #if the world hadnt nerfed him so hard - if the wizarding world wasnt so full of dead weight pricks constantly holding him back #lemme tell u he woulda SOLO'd that fucking war hardstyle there aint never woulda been no sequel part 2 war bullshit #i'll tell u dat one for free babes #not art

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spitblaze · 1 month ago

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Coming atcha in this incredible sweater I inherited from my late grandfather

#spitblaze says things #im so sad i never got a chance to ask him to take me clothes shopping before his health went down the tubes and i figured myself out #i kinda feel that way with grief anyway. a lot of oughta coulda woulda shoulda. feeling like i squandered my time with them #that it wasnt meaningful enough. that we didnt form enough of a connection #but whatever its too late now. just gotta keep it in mind moving forwards. making connections and reaching out to ppl is So Fucking Hard #but its worth it and i KNOW its worth it and im tired of feeling like i never truly got to know someone before it was too late #im very bad at initiating conversations. im trying to work on it but starting shit is the hardest thing in the world for me #if we're friends and havent talked in a while feel free to reach our #like. maybe nor right this minute its like 11 and ive spent all day either driving or with family. im wiped #but yknow #see. him face #ftm #transmasc #nonbinary #transmasculine

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hballegro · 4 months ago

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making a joke out of myself. bought a pink henley. paired with my chucks and upcoming cool weather, aka perfect time to wear henley? i will be a mockery

but a happy mockery i shall be

#and i woulda bought his stupid fucking hawaiian shirt too. if i had found one close enough #i hate him #.yappin

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peppermint-whiskers · 11 months ago

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