#i would quit

[izzyy-stuff]

Someone kill me I don't want to go to work tomorrow

[amygdalagustd]

Seokjin has a higher tolerance for frustration than I do

[ahouseforthewendybird]

ok rewatching season 8 and elizabeth never says that she doesn't return nathan's feelings, just that she can't loose him like she did jack

[bangtann-bangdamn]

Do we’ve lost 2 supervisors in 2 months and the remaining supervisor has only been with the company since December which would be fine if not for the fact that he is the biggest waste of space ever.

Now I work with some real lazy shits. We are talking guys that will pull any old trick out of the book to not complete a job but that’s partially because they’ve been allowed to for so long. But this supervisor just doesn’t know what he’s doing.

How can a supervisor clock off at 2:30 everyday to go home? Or you know, not contact anyone all day long? Because who knows where he was today!

Honestly, Lord help us because next week, when he’s the only supervisor, work is just going to stop

[squeliy]

If I had a guardian angel they would be SICK of me

[shyflops]

[canisalbus]

✦ Fashionably late ✦

[bemorch]

A young gith and her dragonling

Close-up + timelapse:

(Available as a print here)

[limbcom]

"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

[chloesimaginationthings]

This goes out to poppy playtime pianosaurus enjoyers

[toodrunktofindaurl]

"Death's child"

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[offonaherosjourney]

Why did no one tell me that Dracula was a fucking COMEDY.

The book opens up with Jonathan experiencing a paprika overload. Dracula pretends to be the coachman and drives Jonathan around in circles until he decides he's established enough of a dramatic atmosphere. By day three in the castle Jonathan has picked up that there are no servants and Dracula is secretly doing all the chores, including driving him there. The first time Jonathan tries to shave, the count barges into the room, yeets his mirror out the window, refuses to elaborate and leaves. Jonathan also notices that he is a prisoner in the castle but doesn't dare to bring it up, which... is a mood, but also hilarious. A week into his stay he sees his employer/kidnapper crawling facedown out a wall

[hansoeii]

one day they might be brave enough

[plasticfangtastic]

You can tell he its a great actor by the fact he didnt die of laugher mid sentence.

God knows how many re-shoots

happy when we're all done here i'll buy you a nice big family size bottle of top shelf lube and i'll tickle your balls till you beg me to stop and even then i won't i just won't do it wednesday

[daysofnights]

when sirius and james accidentally find out about regulus’ crush on james, sirius makes the mistake of assuming him and james are on the same page and tells him he trusts him to do the right thing (ie let regulus down easy) james misinterprets this as sirius trusting him to never do anything that could hurt regulus and starts planning the wedding

[pixiishi]

“are you sure about this?” “no. but i love you.” “i love you too.” 💚 the kiss

based on the painting “the kiss” by gustav klimt

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