#i would lose in five minutes
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New game show, but it's putting two fandom people in a crowd and timing how long it takes one of them to bring up The Hyperfixation. Whoever brings it up first loses.
#fandom things#marauders fandom#fandom#fandom culture#fanfiction things#fandom meta#harry potter marauders#the marauders#marauders era#fanfic#i would lose in five minutes#someone says 'serious' and i'd be like OMG sirius
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What if Mike got the bad ending of the FNAF movie..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#ella fnaf#fnaf chica#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#okay time for yalls weekly angst#now and again I think about the scenario where Mike was too late to save Abby#maybe by minutes or seconds#just thinking how horrific that would of been#Mike losing both him siblings#and Abby staying with her friends forever..#ITS SO sad that’s why I haven’t drawn it sooner#I’ve had this idea since the movie dropped but didn’t have the strength to draw it out 😭#I’m not joking if anything happens to Abby or Mike I’ll lose my mind#I’m so invested in them I just want them to be happy#begging for the movies to never hurt them I can’t take it
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something something blood-soaked hands cradling your face something something
anyway here's the post btw
#what if post dp3 logan struggles to emotionally accept that wade Will Actually For Real Survive Anything#and one time they are fighting some random baddies#and they somehow get in a few shots straight to wade's cranium and he drops like a bag of slutty slutty potatoes#and logan goes full berserker trying to get to him#like he just massacres everyone in his way and wade still isnt getting up ohnoohnoohnonotagainohno#(healing factor or no a few direct shots to the brain stem/t box take a bit to recover from)#(no more than five minutes but it's an eternity to logan)#and his heart sinks to the very core of the earth as he kneels down next to wade's body#and his hands are shaking and soaked in blood and he can't seem to sheathe his claws in his dazed adrenalined state#he tries to peel back wade's mask and fear is just *pounding* through his system because in that moment#all he can see are the xmen dead in massive pools of blood#and that feeling of unreality is rushing over him like thiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningnotagainohgodnotagain#wade's still and unresponsive and there is so Much BLOOD (hard to tell how much is Wade's and how much is just on his hands)#and logan doesn't even realize he's crying until suddenly wade's eyes light up like a computer restarting#and he's smiling and gasping and joking immediately#“well howdy there hot stuff what did I miss?”#and then he clocks that logan is Not Okay#“... well gee willikers golly goddamn peanut 'twas only a flesh wound! no need to go all waterworks over lil ol me”#“you know it would take a helluva lot more than that to make me shuffle off this here mortal coil!”#“see all better I'm hunky dory peachy keen right as fucking rain”#“I mean cmon I can't have been out for more than five minutes so let's just go back to you being exasperated with my bullshit antics okay??#“...okay sugarboobs? snookums? babycakes?.... Logan?”#and they just sit there on the floor holding each other for a while#wade babbling and logan crying about everything he's lost and wondering distantly how he has come to care so much#about this blithering jokester in like barely a week#that the thought of losing him brought him crashing back to the worst memory of his extremely rough life#anyway that's enough tag mini fic lolol I'm having feelings about my own drawing I guess 😵#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine art
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I STARTED WATCHING MY HAPPY MARRIAGE THINKING IT WOULD JUST BE LIKE ONE OF THOSE WATTPAD STORIES ABOUT A BULLIED GIRL GETTING SOLD OFF TO ONE DIRECTION BUT I WAS LITERALLY CHEERING FOR KUDOU TO GET THEIR ASSES IN THE NEW EPISODE LMAO
#HES SO GENTLE AND PATIENT WITH MIYO IM GONNA LOSE IT#I WANT THAT SO BAD#“i've only known miyo for five minutes but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in the saimori house” headass#my happy marriage#watashi no shiawase na kekkon
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Had a dream last night that I was sat in for a life series meeting where they were discussing the end of secret life, and then at the end grian mentioned smth about how the next series is going to be musical themed, and I'm like "uh am I supposed to be hearing this??" and he looked at me and went "no" and I woke up
#anyway guys i think the next life series is gonna be a musical grian himself told me mkay trust#no idea how the fuck that would work tho#do they have to sing a song and then are scored? if they score too loe they lose a life??#or are the just playing third life again but with music breaks for tense moments#you wont be able to go five minutes without running into a crane wives song xD#anyway#life series#life series smp#trafficblr#mcyt#moss' madness
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tbh i think after logan resets the past at the end of days of future past and wakes up in this timeline that's better than he could ever imagine it'd be very hard for it to settle in his mind that this is real and he gets to keep it.
like, after decades of living in a dystopian hell he's not going to wake up in seemingly in paradise without having some sort of ptsd or residual nightmares from before where all his friends died horrible deaths that he couldn't stop. i feel like to him, scott and jean would feel more like ghosts than people for a good while because if we're operating under the assumption that days of future past happened in the same timeline that the original trilogy happened in, it would've been about half a century since logan had last seen the two of them alive and well. i feel like to him it would be similar to knowing you're dreaming and waiting for the other shoe to drop the whole way through.
and then after that there's the fact that he has no idea who he is in this timeline now—that's what i feel was implied, anyway, with how he woke up years in the future and couldn't remember anything past 1973. but he still has relationships built up with the people there and he's an entirely different logan than the one who woke up in his place. so i feel there would be some fumbling there as well, to figure out those relationship dynamics again. unless you just want to assume that things went about the same as the og trilogy minus the plot of the last stand.
idk! i feel logan wouldn't bounce back as fast as it seems he would. think he would have nightmares and be overly-wary and always feel like he's on the cusp of losing this too good to be true world he's stepped into. but i also feel he would soften some of his rougher edges—in the og trilogy he seems more like a flight-risk than anything, still bouncing from place to place and coming back to the x-mansion for a few people, but here he would stay for more than just jean and rogue—clings on for all the kids he couldn't save the first time and the allies who became close friends over the course of them living out that first dystopian future only he remembers. just thinking out loud
#x men#x men original trilogy#x men movies#logan howlett#wolverine#x men imagine#x men headcannons#x men meta#x men days of future past#like obviously they couldn't get into everything in the last five minutes of the movie#we just get to see logan back in this too good to be true version of the future#but i have been thinking about how it would go after the credits#having to deal with all that pain and loss and knowing he was the only one who remembered doesn't suddenly erase that suffering#might even make it worse in some sense—wouldn't you feel like you were going insane#knowing all these horrible things happened to people you loved and knowing exactly how grief feels when they die#but being the only person who even remembers that it happened at all?#i'm just saying i'd lose it a bit#james howlett#scott summers#jean grey#rogue
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So I just finished This Is How You Lose The Time War.
#thank you aime and thank you bigolas dickolas#this is how you lose the time war#this is my five-minutes-of-thought designs for red and blue#not necessarily how i would draw them if i had more time to think about it
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I think that Red Thread!Sunny wouldn't even bat an eye at randomly seeing Aubrey and Basil making out behind the church when Aubrey should be delivering pastries in the city, maybe the client's order tidy and nicely put on the grass, forgotten for a minute.
Not batting an eye at least physically, but internally probably scoffing and cursing Basil for distracting Aubrey from her job, pastries will not forever be warm after all.
Again seeing the tall figure of Aubrey getting more meek and shy that usual because of Basil, who is significantly tinier that her, is amusing. So Sunny doesn't really say anything, prefering to not disclose to Aubrey that maybe their little lovebird spot is a bit too close to the path he takes everyday.
Maybe he tells Mari out of amusement.
A bit annoyed, too.
Aubrey's new and probably first boyfriend. And Mari is happy for her, her beloved friend finally finding someone that she's content with. Sunny's happy too. Already marveling over meeting the boy when Aubrey is ready enough to tell about her little love.
Sunny does not tell who the love is.
Mari pouts when he doesn't tell.
#omori of red thread au#Aubrey absolutely kabedon s Basil and the gets embarrassed because Basil gives her not reaction#just smiles#then either tries to get on tippy toes or straight up pulls her face down to kiss her#He's and old man he has no time to lose on kabedoning (guy who is 22)#to be fair they're both in their early 20 but it's silly calling them old even if they aren't at all#I'm a teen still let me bully people in their 20s for the year it remains for me (all very affectionate though#for me you're old when you hit 50 otherwise you're pretty young#aging is a privilege truly#but yea Sunny kinda finds Basil annoying#I too would find the local pretty church boy annoying if he looked at me without blinking for five minutes straight unprovoked#when I'm just minding my business then he proceeded to wife one of my closest friends up
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it’s like. i love being trans. and also if there was a loving god he wouldn’t do this to me
#usually my mental illness is emotional Nothingness. when i take wellbutrin i can feel again!#and when the wellbutrin loses efficacy i keep the feeling but lose the good ones so i just unlock Regular Depression. which fucking Sucks#and a couple weeks ago i ran out of t gel and it is a controlled substance so they wouldn’t give me my refill until the full 60 days were up#which meant i had to be off t for like a week. and i was so so hopeful that it wouldn’t do anything to me.#but it restarted my cycle so i’m bleeding rn. and it is so fucking awful#it Hurts and it feels Humiliating and Wrong#cramps and stomach issues And dysphoria and bleeding. nothing more evil to do to me right now#and it’s worse cause i was done with that. i literally GOT RID OF IT. I PUT THE WORK IN. I WAS FREE.#but i couldn’t have my medicine and now i no longer control my own body. horrifying. so horrifying#wore a kind of ill fitting binder today too and it kickstarted Other dysphoria on the drive home so. messed up rn.#i just want to be able to live my life man. i want to have a body that looks and functions like me#and can feel things and do things#and doesn’t subject me to hurt in multiple multiple ways. that would be really cool.#genuinely it does not fucking matter if god loves me. cause if this is what i go through when he loves me#then i don’t want his fucking love.#i hope god kills himself actually#i want to wake up and just be able to put a shirt on and leave the house. can you imagine a fucking world#gonna try nd sleep for like five minutes and then go to dinner with my mom. i can be okay. i can be stronger than my struggles#i just need to be really fucking angry with god.#great time to be reading paradise lost#valentine notes
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The amount of body issues I'm having rn should be illegal. One at a time please.
#Who knew that weight issues could lose to some other things you don't like about your body???#This morning I was hit with absolutely insane racial dysphoria#This has always been something I never talk about in detail because it's incredibly uncomfortable#I tried talking about it on a completely anonymous app (it's so anonymous that you HAVE to pick a generated name)#But even THEN it was so uncomfortable and I couldn't do it#Having racial dysphoria is a different kind of hell#No wonder I never dwell on it#Five minutes of dwelling on it this morning and I started to spiral#But now I'm thinking about my issues with my sex#And how slyvia plath was right to describe female biology and puberty as a curse#Like damn Yea growing breasts is a curse ain't it#I can't stop thinking about how nice I'd look with a flat chest. Outfits would become so attractive on me
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No I just saw this and died. This was the final straw. Death by Terry.
#actually losing my mind as we speak. it's been about five minutes since i saw this photo and i haven't moved on.#he can step on me as the kids say#so tempted to make it my wallpaper but that would be bad for what remains of my sanity#cee's notebook 🗒#txt in Paris
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good to see the twitter fandom is respecting bible’s pain and human boundaries by (checks notes) hounding him for not being vocal enough about pride
#every fucking DAY with you people#hand to god at this point i hope he quits the industry#it’s not that i want him to and quite frankly the entertainment industry would lose a massive talent#but his fans are fucking vultures who won’t be satisfied until the bones are clean#lot of fucking people need to take a mike’s hard look at themselves and understand that bible is a human being#not some animated puppet who responds on cue to stupid-ass questions#he’s a young guy new to this and he has been continually thrown to the wolves#it’s a wonder it’s taken him this long to snap#sorry to fucking chris crocker this shit but leave the man ALONE for five minutes#let him process let him grieve let him have five minutes to call his own#it’s so upsetting to see how much of this has been playing out publicly#but then there’s all these unhinged lunatics demanding their pound of flesh on top of it#fucking leave him the hell alone#bible wichapas
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i can't believe after five seasons and so many theories and anticipation, the captain's death was the most anti-climactic thing in the whole bloody show sjsjsjsj
#honestly kitty's was also#but even hers was much more interesting#REALLY I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SHOWED US THAT STORY IN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES AND THAT HE JUST — DIED LIKE THAT#ow ):#really that was anti-climactic 😂#okay so julian's left#why do i feel julian's been lying all along about the nature of his death?#i mean his i would think would be a simple embarrassing death he's trying to just pass out as exotic lol#who knows#i guess we'll have to wait#the one thing that will make me lose my mind fr is when mike gets the chance to see them#like i hope he does 😭😭 for a lil bit at least#oh and for sure the baby's gonna be able to see them#bbc ghosts#rambling
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aughhh the hell of like. being sick but feeling decent like i could go to class. and the knowledge that like. probably shouldnt. and also my class is in half an hour and i havent had lunch
#jaytalking#i have tested negative so far. one friend said she would bring around covid tests an hasnt yet so i have no way of checking after this unle#i want to trek for like. 20 minutes to the hospital pharmacy and spend another 20 bucks#i am not going to go to class bc i sat up and had the worst headache in the world and a friend said they would send me the notes but ugh.#bye bye five points bc nobody's gonna record the lecture for me and i don't really want to like. retool those notes#ughhh being sick during school is the worst especially bc its like. i don't really feel like i can miss class but i really shouldn't be goi#but if i'm still feeling shitty tomorrow and i don't go to class i'm going to miss a class discussion and another lecture and also a studio#day for my drawing class. and i'm already missing a studio day for a different art class with no response from my teacher yet#why is being sick like the worst thing in the goddamn world#maybe i email my professor about the discussion and be like heyyyy ive been sick and im not sure if im going to make it to class so what#should i do about that discussion. blease. i don't want to lose easy points just because i can't control my immune system#also yeah i think i would die in that lecture. i just wish somebody would record it :ouh:#maybe i shouldve emailed my professor this morning but also its a big lecture hall and i don't think she normally records anything so hey.#ill never know bc im starving and im going to eat my lunch now
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went to get an iced chai before work so as not to repeat my disastrous lunch drink of yesterday and because i deserve it and the line was like ten people deep so i very cleverly ordered my drink on their website and had it in hand before they’d even gotten through like two people at the register. nice
#granted i did not expect them to be so fast i just thought it would be marginally quicker#i thought i’d have like a five-ten min wait but it was only like two max. amazing#also even in my attempts to be ‘late’ to work i only managed to show up 15 minutes later than usual. losing every time#still here before everyone else#ok i’m back i started writing this post 40 minutes ago but somebody came in so then i had to start doing stuff#but now i’m posting it#chatpost
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regina being like "this curse will send you to the worst possible place you can think of" and then it sending them to small town maine is so funny. they shouldve been sent to the greenhouse academy and forced to defuse bombs in a cave on the beach for all eternity.
the greenhouse academy is so much worse of a place than small town maine is. i do think they would have failed to diffuse the bomb and all died in the cave tho
#literally the funniest crossover i can imagine#the ouat people would have been losing their minds in the greenhouse and dying and getting arrested every five minutes#meanwhile alex is chomping at the but in maine wanting something to happen in this tiny quiet town and everyone else is chillin#gha posting#camelspit#once upon a time#a.j. answers
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