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Henderson’s Arthropomagic

Silrah x fem!reader | Rating M | WC: 6367 Summary: Who knew a doctorate thesis and a book could cause such troubles? - Reader is a doctorate student under Ben Harvey and she meets his two dumb of ass-pure of heart best friends, shenanigans ensue.

January

It was maybe two or three months since you had gotten the acceptance letter to start at Alfea as Professor Harvey’s new student, you were finally making good progress with your investigation, and were certain the man was who you needed to finish your doctorate. 

What you weren’t expecting was the two dumb of ass pure of heart best friends the man came with. You had first met Saul the day you sat foot on Alfea, actually the night. After Ben had given you a small tour around and showed you your quarters and everything else, you had gone back to the greenhouse, excited to pick one of the books you were certain you had seen a couple hours prior, and take it back with you, as Ben had instructed. But then, one book turned into two and the book turned into the fact that Dr. Rose Harvey had managed to make a glowing plant that basically behaved as a mirror ball when light was close to it. So that was how you met Saul. The man was walking around the gallery in the school when he noticed the greenhouse shine this way and that. He paused, looked down at his clock and then groaned, he knew for a fact that the Harveys had been in their cottage, he had just dropped Sky there. 

You were quite startled when suddenly the lights turned back on, you turned around, expecting to see Ben, when you met a tall, broadening man. Hot damn. “Hel-”

“Detention.” Was the only thing that came out of the man’s mouth. You went to retort, quite amused. “I don’t care if you had a test, I don’t care if you just needed a potion. No Professors Harvey, no students in this part of the greenhouse. Go meet Miss Dowling tomorrow after the first period”. You knew you looked young, but you definitely weren’t that young. Still, he looked tired as fuck, so you let it go. 

“Sorry, I’ll go back to my suite.” You held your bag tighter, bounty retrieved, and moved towards your apartment within the faculty area. Who was that man?

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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

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my personal fave "luffy holds a mirror up to someone's soul" moments. aka the whole point i think

[hinamie]

back on my free! brainrot

[maskofnova]

[buggachat]

... WHAT IS HAPPENING

[cobaltfluff]

wait, who's getting married??

[feelo-fick]

golden retreiver and dorset sheep. you agree.

[sinlizards]

next batch of kofi requests!

requests are still open here starting at $15! might be closing em up soon so get em while you can >_o

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divorce selfie but jack makes it spicy (literally. theres pepper spray involved)

i love this episode dearly btw. another personal fav <<33

[repulsive-manwhore]

knife? sharpened. pussy? wet. mouth? taped. you? raped. hotel? trivago.

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pygmalion and galatea for aroace people

you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.

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Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

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ive already lived my life without you (is it okay to want you?)

the ghoap animatic that has occasionally haunted my files is finally done!!! (albeit with choppy timing lmao)

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ive discovered a new spectrum of character based on my two most recent interests also everyone is free to add to the spectrum but anyone who attempts to correct me gets their eyeballs stolen

(small text: *achilles’ hair colour is described as ‘xanthos’ which isn’t necessarily strictly blond but is frequently used in reference to things that are golden or yellow but could easily describe a range of other visual experiences also it’s very complicated but for the sake ofthis meme he’s blond and we’re all going to accept it and not attempt to explain it to me in the comments. im glad we all agree)

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i know you guys want certain scenes to be gifed and are requesting for them but i will open them once im done with the things i want to gif

ive finished all the pending reqs i have on discord + letting yall have the option to expedite cait's cupcake's gifset but i also want start doing the gifs i want. thanks for understanding!