#i wish i was fucking rich
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Lance Stroll as the Nine of Cups:
An environment of luxury and emotional stability, where all available comforts await you. Indulging in all the joys that life has to offer you is signaled by this card, though at times there is a sense of smugness that comes from taking your situation for granted.
This card also symbolizes having your wish fulfilled. Achieving what you desire. Obtaining your goal. Getting what you think you want.
The nine of cups is directly related to the Hermit, card 9 of the Major Arcana. It therefore has an element of solitude about it. It's a card of emotional happiness and fulfilment which is enjoyed alone.
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#LANCEEEEE#I won’t lie I’m a Lance fan#he’s literally. just a guy. phenomenal stuff.#I feel like this card is super self explanatory for Lance lol.#I don’t perceive this card negatively#not even associated with Lance like I think him being rich as fuck is just like. how it is LOL#but this card specifically is about wealth and loneliness#and Lance always seems very lonely? like he’s not a super social member of the grid#also this is all about wish fulfillment!!!#and it’s pretty clear at this point that Mr stroll will do whatever to fulfill Lance’s dreams (good for him)#Lance was originally the star#fun fact#but I thought it fit Pierre better and made a last second switch#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#f1 art#annie’s art#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#formulanni#lance stroll#ls18#f1 tarot#ix of cups
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Projecting cos i need money but payipig art ...need him to buy me shoes and ask me to step on him with them
art would absolutely spoil you. he’s got a lot of money from his tennis career, and he’d like nothing more than to spend all of it on a beautiful, dominant individual.
you two met through a kink website and now he’s your personal wallet. and he prides himself in that title ! he’s given you his credit card to keep when he’s off to train at the courts, or when he’s at a match, or when he’s doing press interviews for sports magazines.
his cock gets impossibly hard when you tell him how much money you’re draining from his bank account each day. you usually inform him through texts..
200 dollars down the drain, baby.. just got a new pair of heels 💋
he swallows and texts you back quick.
can i please see them?
a notification from you pops up a minute later.
attachment: one image
he fumbles with his fingers, desperately tapping the banner at the top of his screen, and he has to stifle a whine when he opens the photo in your guys’ chat. it’s a picture of your limbs from the calves down; a pair of sleek, tall, black heels slipped over your feet.
his lips part, drunk with lust, and he feels his mouth go dry in an instant. pulses of heat flood his gut and he lets out a shaky breath as he texts you back.
oh god… they’re perfect on you.
you’re perfect.
please..
the response from you comes a minute later, and art has to resist the urge the shove his hand down into his pants.
you like? xx
his brows pinch together and he replies quick.
are you kidding? i love them. i really want to see you later. can we meet?
two texts from you follow.
hmm. maybe. i’m pretty busy today, but i could probably squeeze you in after i make a trip to chanel and blow another 500 bucks ..
i can bring the shoes.
now he’s nearly panting like a dog as he spares a glance down to the tent in his clothes before his fingers are back on the screen. he blows up your phone.
oh please, yes.
yes, yes, yes… i want you to step on me when you get here.
kick me, spit on me, tell me what a worthless guy i am.. i don’t care.
tell me im only good for my money and that’s it. please.
i’m begging you, goddess.
his hips are twitching against the fabric and his lids flutter as he imagines all the things you might do to him later.. god, he needs you like air. his eyes roll back, and he lets a little moan slip out.
he wants you to use him.
a small *ding* from his phone sends his baby blues darting back down.
one text from you. one sentence. it gets him leaking copiously.
see you in an hour 💋
#🌸 - ask prompts#💌 - mutuals#ANGELLL#like ohhh my god?? yeah.#real as fuck. i need him paying for my dinner and my clothes and my jewelry and my rent#i think rich dilf art would love fulfilling all of your expensive wishes#mmm#art donaldson smut#art donaldson x you
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it really do feels like that some days
#i rly wish my stupid heart would fall for what's popular...#so then i would have so much more merch and content to consume#but nooo stupid ass heart and brain have to always fall for what's super niche#i mean ultimately i dont care too much since i can create my own stuff#but some others days yeah... its heavy#why did i even choose artist as a career T0T its ass for us out there... i wish i had gone into idk... anything that would get me mad rich#but it would also have been super boring for me so... maybe it really is the best path#who knows#delete later#random#i do wonder if my heart and brain do that unconsciously someties though... because holy fuck its been a pattern for years
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I fucked so much, so good, this weekend that I can literally barely walk. My ankles are stiff, my shins are clicking with every step, and my upper back hurts. My right shoulder and wrist ache, my grip is weak, and one finger (not even one that saw any action) inexplicably is painful to bend to the left and keeps seizing up. My left foot hurts, which isn't surprising considering I broke it a couple months ago, but the right foot and ankle hurt too. I don't know why. My problematically over-tight pelvic floor currently has the structural integrity of an unbaked tear-apart pretzel and the back of my bladder is sore. I feel like a dollar-store Barbie left outside for six years and now the fragile plastic of my hip joints is going to shatter the instant I try to spread my legs.
We went for several hours and when we surfaced I saw this text from my best friend:
Boyfriend is doing better than me, fortunately, because I am demolished.
What I'm getting at is we are two middle-aged trans-masc queers who have not physically transitioned beyond T. Please don't let ANYONE tell you that having a bio-penis you can penetrate with is required to pleasure someone.
#tho if having that kind of penis is a goal for you or you have one and love it I will cheer you on because fuck yes science#and if you just like fuckin with them i am fully behind that too#i wish everyone could have the junk they want and were i obscenely rich i'd be paying for everyone's transition care left right and center#sincerely i will be fine tho so don't worry#yall i have given up and will no longer be exercising restraint re: the fact that i fuck nasty so just jot that down
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idk she would’ve been 40 today so im sharing my favorite pics of her
#amy winehouse#i don’t even have the words for the impact her music will always have in my life#the profound talent and joy we lost is fucking indescribable#and I’m never going to forgive the ppl who abused her#one day I’ll finish my half sleeve ugh I wish I was rich
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au where bill realizes he's losing in the weirdmageddon and uses his newfound control over time to place himself in the twin's lives wayyyyy before they get to gravity falls in order to manipulate them into trusting him
#cyber.com#billdip#<- not mentioned above but that's where this au is headed#like i'm imaging Bill placing himself in the twins dreams about a year before they go to gravity falls--#he makes dipper dream about solving mysteries and Being A Hero and being super important and well recognized. and bill places himself in th#dreams as the wised old mentor. he's human. in his 40s. an Adventurer. and oh no! the world is going to end! and Dipper is the ONLY person#in the entire WORLD! that could possibly help him!#so dipper dreams a lot about being Needed and being the only person who could help. because he's Special.#bill makes mabel dream about being Needed and Special too--he just goes about it a different way.#she dreams about being famous and rich and in magazines. about throwing gigantic parties and having everyone fawn over her#and sometimes something will go Wrong. she'll be at a press conference or a party or something. and there's a problem only she could help w#her brother shows up or a fan or A Scientist or Bill. & she helps save the world or solve the mystery & is then bombarded with praise#wow look at mabel she's so cool and pretty and funny and brave but she's also super humble and down to earth!#i wish i could be with her/be her friend/be her. etc etc#bill doesn't put himself in mabel's dreams much (as himself anyway) bc she's WAY more skeptical than dipper is. (imo at least)#ANYWAY! the twins get to gravity falls and meet. Bill. (human. in his 40s. an Adventurer) & Bill makes something up about how it's Destiny#that brought them all together and clearly they all need to work together to Solve The Mystery of Gravity Falls#and mabel is on board bc it's exciting but she's not obsessed w it the way dipper is. it's the only thing he ever wants to think about#and ofc. bill sees this and goes wow! :) you are so young and SO easy to manipulate :) and then they fuck about it.#there's more stuff i've been thinking about in regards 2 this au. but it's pretty late. so i'll leave it here. ok bye <3
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china hoshi bar's project for hoshi's birthday 🐅🧡
#everytime i see a rich fan doing things like this for their idols i'm like “damn what the fuck am i doing for my faves” 😕#i can barely even afford albums or merchs sjjfjsjf#but this is adorable i love it so much i wish i could see it in person#hoshi#ksy#seventeen#svt
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I wish for the abolishment of capitalism and all oppressive ideology.
#I wish for the abolishment of capitalism and all oppressive ideology.#comics#comic#cartoons#cartoon#memes#meme#anti capitalism#antifascist#antiauthoritarian#antinazi#anti imperialism#anti colonialism#anti cop#anti colonization#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#class war#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government
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I"M HAVING A TIME
Tongrak THEE Stallion
#camille watches#love sea#love sea the series#LMAO#he said first off bitch who are you#second off bitch you ugly and dont nobody want you your mans dont want you i saw him with some hookers last night#third off im fine as hell rich as fuck and as you can see im getting dick on the regular#good luck booking that stage you speak of sweetie. Bye POOR.#im still dead he started off by saying girl i wish i had as much time as you seem to have you should go back to school. better yourself.#he said im not the one OR the two booboo
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American tasked with making an analogy: "Is like highway"
#this isn't even hypothetical; this me watching something and being like 'this analogy is so fucking american'#though if he were a true american he'd have made it about burgers#find a way to make the electrical conductivity of various materials into a burger metaphor#as burgers are objectively superior to highways#can I eat highway? no#can I eat burger? not only yes; but I can eat so many different styles of burger#anyway; joking aside man I wish I had good burgers; if I were rich that's what I'd eat on the grounds it's filling and I can always eat one#pasta I'll end up getting tired of eating before I'm done; like I'm hungry still; but eating is miserable#not so with the humble burger#I'd really like to learn how to make a good burger; cause I can tell in this house it has to be me... no one else is neurotic enough#like I have exacting standards when it comes to burgers (which aren't even that high; just... higher)#and then I also want to make an arsenal of toppings I'm ready to use#your classic burger; your teriyaki and pineapple; bbq (with crispy fried onions if I can manage that); etc#cause the best thing about a burger is that it's a vessel for flavor; not unlike chips#the same burger can have so many different tastes depending on how you dress it up#anyway; foolish american man; making highway analogies instead of burger analogies#I can literally always go for a burger... I just rarely can afford a luxury like that
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#ps#4th of july#to hell with it#reminding ya where I stand#in case ya forgot#country was never freed from anything#free it from the greedy and rich#free it and give it back to indigenous people#where the reparations for black people?#FREE PUERTO RICO!!!#free the world from white supremacy#FREE PALESTINEEE#nothing to celebrate here#a white mans win at the expense of underprivileged and marginalized people#FREE my heart#free my mind#free my spirit I want out#this is ghetto#FREE THE PEOPLE WHO CARE TO FREE THE PEOPLE#put everybody else in a bunker#FREE CONGO!!!#FREE HAITI!!!#FREE US FROM THE US#FREE THE US FROM ITS POLITICIANS SELLING THEIR SOULS TO ISRAEL#FUCK ISRAEL!!!#I am missing so much still#but don’t wish me no fucking happy 4th of July#fuck this country and its founding fathers#FUCK THEM TRYNNA TAKE OVER DR IN THE 1920S BUT MY PEOPLE FOUGHT BACK CUS WE DONT PLAY THAT#FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL!!!!!!!
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thoughts on shifting
wish i had their powers
#have a rich hong kong tony stark stan friend whos really insane about fred weasley and got into hogwarts shifting in 2020#kinda envious. wish i could shift into westeros and suck n fuck and kill#ask#Anonymous
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don’t let me reread because i saw this
and an image of reynevan pleading innocent like the crying cat meme flashed across my mind
#szarlej: if the sorcerer does not fit you must acquit!!#you know we were robbed of a scene where szarlej pretends to be reynevan’s lawyer? that should have happened at least once#what is with bandits robbing tax collectors in sapkowski’s novels??#you know of all the get rich quick schemes out there robbing a tax collector has REALLY dropped off in terms of popularity#i guess this is what happens when you study foreign trade - economics and then have an interest in medieval history#im still like omg. raubritters were a thing you didnt just make that up? that’s fucked up. but cool that it wasn’t made up. but fucked up#and it’s literally raub + ritter. obvious german should be obvious#the first is a cognate and the second i know from rittersporne which guess how i know that 🙄#anyways…#you know… if angoulême still had friends around there’s a less than zero chance they would have tried to jump regis#he would hear it coming from a mile away (… maybe literally) and just disappear around a street corner#or… hide under a rock… like canonically. honestly still not sure why he did that.#ITS THE FULL MOON. YOU CAN FLY#regis answer = ‘idk… i got scared 😥😥…’#honestly interesting conundrum because too many ideas i have seen are like ‘someone tries to fuck with a vampire they get ripped to shreds’#which ok wish fulfillment i get it but#consider that 1. regis is nonviolent and would likely put someone to sleep over kill them#2. they are teenage hooligans 3. he understands teenager hooliganism#honestly he would pacify them and then while their eyes are empty he would just be like giving some solid life advice#bandits: standing with head drooped. probably drooling on themselves | regis: sounding like a turn your life around podcast#the elbow-high diaries#not even interesting post sorry just totally ramble nonsense here
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why is gender so expensive :(
#is this about various surgery/hormone/etc options or about clothes? yes.#i could go into an actual social commentary about capitalism and money and not needing fancy clothes to be Gender which is so true#but honestly? this is about really liking a shirt a blorbo was wearing and looking it up and finding out it was like six hundred dollars.#weeps#also see: wish i could have a tailor. somehow. that'd fuck.#good quality custom clothes.#if i were rich i'd fill random gofundmes and tip crazy amounts and donate to charity#and i would also have a tailor#i dont need a yacht i want a cool wardrobe please#grembospeak#transgender#that's me.
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When I think I can't be more disappointed with Mike Pollock I get surprised every fucking time 😔
#If I had a nickel for everytime voice actors I liked ended up being shitty I'd be fucking rich 😔#I wish I could use the two nickels qoute#Ughhhhh#Just a dandy pineapple in space
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maybe i wont have to kill myself. dads talking about moving to Ireland (or maybe canada but visas are hard) if it gets bad. we live in a good state but still. they don't want us alive. mum fucked off to go an a hike and isnt coming back till thursday. she doesn't care. i hate it here. the type of transphbic where they dont even call you a tranny, they just dont see you as trans and kids talk about how i shouldn't exist without even noticing
#i dont know what we would do about the frogs if we moved to Ireland#i hope it doesn't come to that#i dont want to leave my friend#but they would be fine#they aren't like me#i wish i never came out so i could be like that#im too queer for even the queer people here#atleast there are other queer people even if all they do is suck up to cishets and shut the fuck up without even being asked#i wish i went to the highschool over with their group for palestine and their politics#god i wish their were politcs instead of this rich white silence#its not like im that different really#im no one to judge these hollow fucks and the cars they don't shut up about#dont know the rest of the world exists#some kid said london was just like the city here#they went to london once#and the city here is not even remotely close on size#i dont want to have to live this shit#but you cant do nothing if you kill yourself#no one would care if i set myself alite for the sake of my ither queers cause no matter what we do were just mentally ill trannys
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