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A Strahd commission for @veiledbyamask !
This poor vampire will not be taken seriously for a single moment in our CoS campaign. It’s no less than what he deserves.
Destroy your dark overlord’s ego one shitpost at a time by commissioning me over on Artistree!
#the twerking tiefling is our cleric….#i wish THAT was just a shitpost#im here again with more strahd shitposting but this time its a commission i swear#my art#dnd#dnd art#dungeons and dragons#vampire#dnd strahd#curse of strahd art#curse of strahd#cos strahd#strahd von zarovich#art#escher#cos escher#art comms open#art commisions#commission
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I need the 'family goes to see the Vaugarde's Saviors stage play and it's extremely disappointing' atla style episode pls pls pls
#in stars and time#isat#marararart#siffrin isat#bonnie isat#i wish i could do it myself but all i can offer is this shitpost#isat spoilers#also just bc it's postgame lol
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Dizzy update is gas
#I just HADD to get this out of my head this is what I thought when I was watching the cutscenes#I’m so happy aba is in SOMETHING and in Dizzy’s story no less#going a littleeeeeeinsane#ermmm what the flip guyssss#i wish this could be a trend#shitpost#aba guilty gear#a.b.a#dizzy guilty gear#queen dizzy#expect more nonsense from me but in higher quality
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why are they batshit insane
#sorry I can’t stop shitposting#don’t come at me with the whole oh 2/2 has two choices so joker can choose not to do it so it’s not valid he SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED IT#IT WORKS IN SPIRIT#after he made all his friends give up their wishes#after being like maruki we’re going to stop you#maruki then pulls out the akechi card and jokers like ok well shit#look. He considered.#he seriously considered it. The only thing stopping him is akechi#literally comparing rank 10 and non rank 10 akechi choices for lavenza after third sem joker has regret options#like his regret is literally leaving akechi to his fate of assumed death#OK#IT WORKS IN SPIRIT.#and the twewy one is just. the interview that said Neku fully expected Shibuya to be gone#and that’s why he says what the hell#actually rip neku because he had to choose in ten seconds#at least joker had like. 3 dialogue options.#LOL#p5r#persona 5 protagonist#twewy#sakuraba neku#ngl neku might be more insane because Joshua is Joshua#persona 5#yeah this is shuake. To me#my art#doodle#doodles#shuake#and joshneku tbh but the fandom is so small im scared to tag not so relevant stuff in it
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overprotective Killer anyone?
#stupid doodle LMAO#kinda old#found it again recently and i don’t know if i posted it or not 💀🙏#oh well#mitsusart#killer sans#dream sans#undertale au#art#shitpost#au undertale#utmv#undertale multiverse#dreamtale#i don’t know man 💀#good news to those that read tags:#THE STUPID ANIMATION IS NEARLY DONE LMAO#it’s an animation to a song but my dumb ass decided to animate (MOST of it) instead of sticking with just the animatic 💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏#that’s why i haven’t been drawing/posting much 💀#i’m busy drawing the same FFFUCKING SKELETON OVER 800 TIMES (i wish i was joking.)#anyway love you guys 💀💛💛💫🐝
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JUST GUYS BEIN' DOODS
redraw of the meme under the cut
original by @knightmarebug
#knight rider#kr#michael knight#kitt#knight industries two thousand#bonnie barstow#mk2000#art#shitpost#doodles#having gasoline in a glass one foot away from a flame is a really good idea michael. your brain damage is showing#those bars were just so if i posted it to insta it wouldnt crop but then i thought it looked hilariously cinematic and left them for here#im very charmed by all kitt's alternate scanner patterns. i wish they were used a little more in the show but iirc the one car they rigged#to do that broke in like season 2 or 3 and they couldn't fix it. so they had to go without u _ u#but big emotions means big lights. to me. so he's happy about the date :) the whole bar lights up#he did that Once when he was scared for his life and i did not stop thinking about it. big feels is big lights#anyway i dont know what michael expected to happen; he's in the foundation's public garage. idiot dumbass#bonnie should get chessboard earrings she deserves them#''i hate drawing cars'' - keeps entering car fandoms. keeps drawing cars.
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i fucking hate existing,, FUCK
#lol i’m back and i’m spiraling.. are we surprised#fucking christ i hate my life. i truly wish i could fucking hit the abort button#bpd shitposting#actually bpd#actually mentally ill#bpd#actually borderline#bpd vent#bpd mood#bpd problems#i’m really just pmsing really really hard rn lol sorry guys 🫣
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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!
#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT#just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you#if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY#robert chase#house md#malpractice md#i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5#s6 everything instantly goes to shit#and stays shitty#chase should be happy fr#he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house#like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman#anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc#also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing#this has been a shitpost#anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer#i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show
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I finally got to play cult of the lamb recently and had to quickly doodle this afterwards to sum up my experience
#cotl#cult of the lamb#shitpost#the one who waits#narinder#narilamb#the malewife pipeline for death himself is real and I love it#11/10 had a great time#I wish more games would just let you do something like this
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So a while ago I made a joke about what Skyfire’s tag looks like when Starscream’s is blocked, but I’ve decided a visual example is needed
#Skyfire#Starscream#This is all lighthearted btw no hate to my starfire shippers y’all doing good work#I just wish people cared more about Skyfire outside a shipping context#Transformers#maccadam#me shitposts mateys
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Hey heyoo I'm a birthday girl
#don't know why I post this here#...I am just happy so I wish you happiness too!!#sketchy#very lovely shitpost
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found footage (the bodies were never recovered)
#notandvmp#art#content warning#fanart#shitpost#this game is so fucking funny man#also just the universal acceptance of bullying the snail guy#esp funny when you realize its actually just some fucked up mutated guy like hes wearing clothes hes a dapper gentleman#content warning game#i wish i could reorder tags
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Hi tumblr I'm bored, what's ur fav pjsk headcanon(s)
Mine is that I'm still an akito and ena hair color swap truther til the day I die
#go crazy with it if u so wish#im just so bored and i cant draw or concentrate and its late :(#but its ok#tomisonline#rambling#project sekai#prsk#pjsk#shitpost#pjsk headcanons
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if I weren’t ace I would be SUCH a monsterfucker
#shitpost#asexual#I know some ace people are monsterfuckers snd that’s wonderful I’m just not one of them 😔#I do my best to make up the difference but alas#I’ll never be a true monsterfucker#more like a monster admirer from afar#I’ll live vicariously </3#this is so sad I wish I was a monsterfucker I wanna be one so bad#but alas. sex repulsed#wait. can I be an ace monsterfucker if it’s not ME attracted to them?#I just enjoy stories about monsterfucking and finding monsters hot?#chat advise me
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i see ashlynn as the kind of person who injects 4 shots of espresso straight into her veins because she's unfortunately taken up the role of being the mom friend of her crack ass group and if she takes her eyes off of them for approximately 3 seconds someone will start crying and something will inexplicably be set on fire.
she hasn't slept in 2 weeks and she's starting to see things that aren't there now but she'll be fine enough in a while. Maybe.
#ever after high#eah#ashlynn ella#wish they let her be the chaotic mom friend in the show more but#shitpost#i see ashlynn as like#a person who reasonably has her shit together most of the time#yk she's doing alright for herself and all#but then there's literally ALL of her friends and dear god#these bitches would've died YEARS ago if she wasn't looking out for them#like briar is notorious for making bad decisions#and she's smart af BUT also a thrill seeker#and she's having all sorts of qualms about her destiny#and in my personal fantasy land she also likes FAYBELLE who is her VILLAIN which just adds another layer of complication#apple is a whole other case like#that girl needs therapy more than anyone#no one's even going try to unpack what's happening over there#because rn she's freaking out about darling#ashlynn's like raven quick get the tranquilizer darts
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the reason why Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan can't attic wife each other in their house and never leave is that they don't have internet or anything else around to help keep them moving. I think we chalk too much of Shen Qingqiu being a super productive person post transmigration often too much to reading into things and treating his unreliable narration as fact.
But like, what is he supposed to do all if not actually go outside and talk to people and get a job. Luo Binghe needs to do things other than be a housewife for his own sanity so he doesn't cabin fever. He can't live focusing his day around a singular person being in the room its not healthy and would drive him insane. These are not overly productive constantly doing things people. These are people doing things to make sure they aren't malaise slugs feeling nothing in their day to day drudgery.
This is just what a healthy post/pre internet mental state kinda looks like.
#svsss#svsss shitpost#scumbag system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#bingqiu#i don't go into servers anymore or use anything but tumblr for a few hrs a day#the difference is astounding#scum villain self saving system#protagonist in isekai's don't leap to being better productive people just because they were actually always good and better than other#its because the internet is no longer sitting as a filter you can use#when you have to actually live in the real world and talk to people you have to learn to change how you approach conversation and free time#rich people in the real world aren't constantly going out to get jobs just to make daddy proud its also because they want something to do#humans are not meant to sit around doing nothing#part of the reason i think luo binghe had such an obviously bad time in the return to childhood special is he had nothing to do for months#he has no desire to play with kids#was too short to do a lot of his chores#couldn't socialize as an adult#and even his own boyfriend was too bored staying inside all the time#i don't doubt the man was dying inside wishing to turn back to normal simply because he had nothing to do
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