#i will kill you. slowly. painfully.

[shanti-ashant-hai]

someone make a menstrual cycle with no pain, no blood, no nothing. someone uninvent the menstrual cycle.

[swagging-back-to]

it should be a cut and dry case if you go to a restaurant and get glutened by them. and by case i mean criminal. not just suing for damages and distress.

[paeliae-occasionally]

what would marsh do if i put him in a jar and shook him around?

suffocate.

[fullwets]

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[catboypheromones]

i love when apps and websites use silly phrasing to try and manipulate u into stuff, like

Hey, do you want to sign up for our mailing list?

>Yes, I would love to be kept up to date on news and great deals!

>No, I am ugly and unloved and I suck and I hate great deals so much!!!!!!!!!! 😤

[robotpanties]

uuuuuhhh no reason just wanna see the robot get preggers because nobody is really taking advantage of the narrative consequences of the robots of ULTRAKILL having fleshy bits inside them (in my humble opinion hahahaha...hahaha....hah....). Anywhosen also a sucker for general Bad End especially when it involves a psycho-sexual (breeding) binding to a greater entity but also I wanna see the murder-robot get knocked up. And the galaxy brain bit of this is instead of calming down they just get Worse.

YEAH NO ONE REALLY TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THAT. and well i mostly assumed a very small percentage of people actually want to breed the robots like that which is why.

also i don't think this as a bad end, but a bad path that can lead to some other.. inch resting things (my stupid ass is trying to craft a plot with horror and drama from this path and how it'd change the story slightly despite knowing I will never get around to writing it in fic form except tiny excerpt ideas and art)

also i have so much to say abt the 'it doesn't calm down it just gets worse' bc its So true

[theinkbunny]

I’ve noticed you only seem to love towards @mikoshubofchaos . It’s weird. So many others deserve the same kind of love and you constantly dump it onto only her, hell, I don’t think I’ve seen your stupid ass call her anything rude or mean. You need to stop caring so much, it’s cringe. She doesn’t deserve it

anon I’m gonna fucking kill you. Like. Actually fucking slaughter you .

I’m going to peel your skin off and feed it to you, watching as you cry and you beg for freedom. That you wish and you beg you never decided to type these words. Im gonna make you a doll to toy with , ripping apart your limbs and putting them on wrong. Scalping you and smothering your face in hot wax and not taking it off because you deserve the suffocating. I will rip chunks of your flesh off and send it to your loved ones, so they know you are being tormented. I will take joy in your screams. i will make SURE every moment of your life is fucking hell if you come at Miko again. I love her, she is my favourite person in the entire fucking world and if you even try to drive a wedge between me and her you will regret it

anyways hiiiii sweetheart I love youuu<333 ignore this stupid bitch <33333

[insomnicbypasser]

Yeah just caught up on the like over 100 chapters of one piece that i let pile up so i could read a bunch instead of waiting for each chapter to come out

And all i have to say is tHATS HER DAAAAAD BRO HES HER DAD HER DADS HERE HE CAME BACK TO HERRRRRR FUCKKKK ILL NEVER RECOVER

[yeahlikethebird]

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[wfuckshit42]

here's my hot take

[theinfinitedivides]

the next time i hear someone say that asexuals can't get married bc marriage is for 'procreation' and 'what are they going to be doing if they're not having sex/planning to have children in the future' i will deck a bitch. literally lay them out in the middle of the street and f*ck them up istg—

[mybrainisalibrary]

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[aspenforgets]

currently thinking about him by which i mean q in his french marshal outfit... 🙈👀

like you see him and you just know he has NO military experience. but. you also know that he carries himself. so convincingly that he could move armies without ever using his powers.

[bitegore]

holds drag strip up to the sky. i bet i could poke so many holes in this dude

[bingbangboom666x2]

I’m really just too lazy tbh

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[rafeysbunny]

brother's bsf!rafe popping your cherry

there is absolutely nothing that rafe craves more than to fuck you, his best friend's little sister. he knows it is wrong, but he can't help himself when you're so fucking pretty, always wandering around in those cute little skirts and tops you like to wear, round tits almost spilling out of the thin fabric.

god, he's so obsessed with you.

you're always in his mind, all the fucking time, the thought of you haunting him every night when he goes to bed. and every single one of those nights, he ends up jerking off at the thought of you, like a bloody perv, to be able to finally fall asleep.

he knows topper'd kill him if he ever finds out about his massive crush on his baby sister, but that fact doesn't stop him from getting you alone in your guest bathroom as soon as the alcohol knocks your brother out cold on the couch. and now he has your gorgeous body pinned against the sink, the party still in full swing outside in your house while you two sloppily make out.

he's hard as a rock inside his slacks just by kissing you, the taste of your cherry chapstick lingering in your plump lips, as if you weren't just sweet enough already. it doesn't help his case the way you're whimpering so prettily into his mouth, your body arching against his as he grips your hips tightly, which has the silky fabric of your skirt all crumpled.

he tears his lips away from yours, panting heavily as he stares down at you with pure lust in his eyes. "fuck, you're so goddamn beautiful..." he reaches out and grabs your chin, forcing you to look up at him. "listen to me, baby."

you hum dumbly in response, not really paying attention to what he's saying, you just want his lips back on yours so, so bad. your small hands fist his expensive polo, bambi eyes staring shamelessly at his mouth as you watch him talk; his words not really registering.

"hey. hey, sweetheart, eyes up here..." he taps your chin with his finger. "i need you to tell me that you want this too, a'right?"

your dazed eyes dart up to meet his blue ones while you nod obediently, your thick, long lashes fluttering in his direction. "i want it, rafe," you mutter softly, pretty voice filling in the silence of the bathroom.

his eyes darken, pupils dilating when he hears the words he's been longing to hear for months now and the intensity of his gaze makes your skin prickle with goosebumps. "that's a good girl..."

before you know it, he has you bent over the countertop, skirt pulled up 'round your waist as he fucks your pussy with his thick fingers to stretch you out. you've got the tightest cunt he's ever put his digits into, which has his cock throbbing painfully in anticipation.

despite how bad he needs to sink into you, he forces himself to give you at least one orgasm with his fingers before he yanks his pants down and slowly pushes his dick inside your sopping hole, the feeling almost too good to be real. he thrusts into you one time, two, then three, your pussy squelching lewdly around him, and his whole body feels on fire.

is this what heaven feels like? yeah, it probably is.

he'd fuck you dumb, big hand shoving your pretty face against the cool marble as he pounds your pussy into oblivion until you're creaming all over his dick, flushed cheeks stained with tears.

"such a good girl f’me," he praises as he pulls out to finish on your plush ass, thick ropes of cum painting your smooth flesh.

more.