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shanti-ashant-hai · 2 years ago

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someone make a menstrual cycle with no pain, no blood, no nothing. someone uninvent the menstrual cycle.

#if you reblog this with 'the only way to uninvent it is to have kids'#i will kill you. slowly. painfully.#until all that you can think of is the excruciating pain im subjecting you to and the regret of having said that to a God (me)#sigh why periods #why am i anemic #shitposts #desiblr #shanti ki ashanti suno

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swagging-back-to · 5 months ago

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it should be a cut and dry case if you go to a restaurant and get glutened by them. and by case i mean criminal. not just suing for damages and distress.

#celiac disease #celiac #i dont eat at restaurants anymore but people who do always share the craziest fucking stories that are downright criminal #asking if it's gluten free and being told 'everything is gluten free' only to be told after paying that it's gluten free 'if you ask for it #^^^^^ literally criminal and the server manager and chain should be held fully liable #as well as HEAVY compensation for the victim #people downplay celiac disease SO much. even celiacs #it isnt just 'ooooo my tummy hurtin owwie i have a rash :('#your body. is. attacking. itself.#it isnt just your intestines either. it's a full body immune response. it causes other disorders if unchecked like hashimotos disease #it causes CANCER #and complete malabsorption on a long term scale #TMI but after im glutened i literally shit things out more whole than when i swallow them. for up to a YEAR afterwards. No matter how much #i eat i simply will not digest it.#no matter how much i chew i will not digest it.#You know how dangerous that is? :)#especially when i dont get to eat often enough anyway bc of budget and low energy??? :))))#celiac kills you cant convince me it doesnt #no it doesnt kill you immediately like an allergic reaction.#it kills you slowly #painfully #over years and years of your life #and yes restaurants should be held liable and have to at the very least pay a considerable amount of money

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paeliae-occasionally · 3 months ago

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what would marsh do if i put him in a jar and shook him around?

suffocate.

#No but actually he would start trying to break the glass then when he realises that he can’t he would brace himself against a wall and wait #Until it stopped and if you ever let him out he would kill you slowly and painfully.#Honestly I imagine marsh gets bad motion sickness so he would be very dizzy and have intense headaches only adding to his already murderous #Intentions.#Also I answered in tags so if anyone reblogs this they will just see the suffocation.#Anyway #normal tags now #writeblr #writers on tumblr #writing community #writing #marsh writing #oc questions

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fullwets · 1 year ago

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PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

#rpf tag #i. i-#I JUST- I #okay putting this down and not touching it for another month #2020-21 SCOTTIE I AM KILLING YOU SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY #eta:#tcot

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catboypheromones · 4 months ago

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i love when apps and websites use silly phrasing to try and manipulate u into stuff, like

Hey, do you want to sign up for our mailing list?

>Yes, I would love to be kept up to date on news and great deals!

>No, I am ugly and unloved and I suck and I hate great deals so much!!!!!!!!!! 😤

#u can say literally ANYTHING and i will pick no every time #'No and i would like you to send a team of assassins to my house to slowly and painfully kill me and my loved ones' like ok writing my will

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robotpanties · 8 months ago

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uuuuuhhh no reason just wanna see the robot get preggers because nobody is really taking advantage of the narrative consequences of the robots of ULTRAKILL having fleshy bits inside them (in my humble opinion hahahaha...hahaha....hah....). Anywhosen also a sucker for general Bad End especially when it involves a psycho-sexual (breeding) binding to a greater entity but also I wanna see the murder-robot get knocked up. And the galaxy brain bit of this is instead of calming down they just get Worse.

YEAH NO ONE REALLY TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THAT. and well i mostly assumed a very small percentage of people actually want to breed the robots like that which is why.

also i don't think this as a bad end, but a bad path that can lead to some other.. inch resting things (my stupid ass is trying to craft a plot with horror and drama from this path and how it'd change the story slightly despite knowing I will never get around to writing it in fic form except tiny excerpt ideas and art)

also i have so much to say abt the 'it doesn't calm down it just gets worse' bc its So true

#kicking my legs. it sooo genuinely gets worse i think it believes its actually in “love” with hell. and maybe it is.#gets worse and loses itself more and more. abandon any last trace of identity that had never been regarded anyway by anyone #its easy to let something guide you and instruct you in nearly everything if it feels too painfully good? and why spend more power thinking #altho for the. plot i was conducting in my head it was msotly involving gabriel and the primes bc of an idea my friend gave me which was #that if this occurred before v1 reached the prime sanctums it could have been guided or instructed to go to the sanctums but at the time #it does its currently carrying a child and because of that both the primes and v1 itself are spared because. i dont know if i think #the kings would fight a pregnant person . i at least think sisyphus Wouldnt because wheres the fun in an opponent who appears to already #be disadvantaged. (even if it can fare just fine.)#if any friendships were able to be made (cough . i like sisyphus qnd v1 platonic and romantic) itd be kind of. sad from an outside perspect #ve to watch it deteriorate into being less of its own entity and becoming slowly just another extension of hell. even in fighting it shows.#i wish i could explain it all better #and sorry if this ask is late to be answered i was writing my rwsponse at a con LMAOOO #.txt #ask #i want to write i have no timeee no energyyy but hear me out there is potential for crazy wackjob shit #ive decided also not to kill gabriel i think i should do somethign fucked up with him and his inexperience in relationshios #i forgot who suggested he should get so desperate that he begs for hell to take him as well. (which i cant decide if it would or wouldnt bc #its kind of really funny and mean if it #says no)

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theinkbunny · 4 months ago

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I’ve noticed you only seem to love towards @mikoshubofchaos . It’s weird. So many others deserve the same kind of love and you constantly dump it onto only her, hell, I don’t think I’ve seen your stupid ass call her anything rude or mean. You need to stop caring so much, it’s cringe. She doesn’t deserve it

anon I’m gonna fucking kill you. Like. Actually fucking slaughter you .

I’m going to peel your skin off and feed it to you, watching as you cry and you beg for freedom. That you wish and you beg you never decided to type these words. Im gonna make you a doll to toy with , ripping apart your limbs and putting them on wrong. Scalping you and smothering your face in hot wax and not taking it off because you deserve the suffocating. I will rip chunks of your flesh off and send it to your loved ones, so they know you are being tormented. I will take joy in your screams. i will make SURE every moment of your life is fucking hell if you come at Miko again. I love her, she is my favourite person in the entire fucking world and if you even try to drive a wedge between me and her you will regret it

anyways hiiiii sweetheart I love youuu<333 ignore this stupid bitch <33333

#Killing this anon #You do not fucking insult her!!!!!!#Insult and sexualize me all you want but you do not come and hurt her #I love my best friend .#I don’t feel the need to hide nor to run.#I don’t want to die when I’m around her. I don’t want her to die #I mean it when I say she’s my fav.#Anon you will fucking die slowly and painfully

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insomnicbypasser · 1 year ago

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Yeah just caught up on the like over 100 chapters of one piece that i let pile up so i could read a bunch instead of waiting for each chapter to come out

And all i have to say is tHATS HER DAAAAAD BRO HES HER DAD HER DADS HERE HE CAME BACK TO HERRRRRR FUCKKKK ILL NEVER RECOVER

#one piece #jewelry bonney #bartholomew kuma #egghead arc #guys if i had to wait for each of those chapters i would have simply died #i would have given up i would have died on the spot #i only cried twice during that flashback i see that as a complement #anime onlys yall ARE NOT ready for egg head #IM WASNT READY FOR EGGHEAD #i justt #thatss her dadd #;-;#i love you one piece i love how you kill me slowly and painfully with no remorse #cant wait to expain to my cousin why i sent her a text at 6am about how i cried about one piece

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yeahlikethebird · 8 months ago

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#it's 1am and i'm depressed and don't want to go to bed #there's such an unbelievable amount of century-defining tragedy and horror in the world rn #and i know that’s always true but jfc we know about so much more of it simultaneously now #like i'm supposed to be chill and functional in the face of war pandemic climate change forever chemicals micro plastics and fascism?#and and and?#i'm supposed to smile and ask follow-up questions when people tell me about vacations to Hawaii #rather than shaking them and saying holy fuck stop doing that please learn about the ramifications and historical context of your actions #i'm supposed to smile and give a measured response when a new coworker asks my other coworker and me #when they can/SHOULD use generative AI *for work purposes*#rather than screaming and throwing articles at them about the environmental impact of LLM bullshit #and that's all large scale #that's not getting into the fact that there's a growing family chilliness over refusal to communicate about I/P shit #or the fact that my mom is dying slowly and hates it and is worsening her relationship with my siblings little by little #or the fact that I'm peeling away at my sanity trying to process a divorce and get healthcare for my cat and dental care for myself #or the fact that it takes hours of research to find DISH SOAP THAT DOESN’T KILL THE MICROBIOMES OF THE LOCAL WATER SUPPLY #(10/10 recommend 'blueland' for that if you're reading btw)#like i'm painfully aware of the back-patting level of efficacy that i have for buying different soap and going to the farmer's market #but there's only so much i can do so i have to try to do what i can right? but it's so little and everything is so much #and my mental health is a mess; the fact that my particular neurotype is known to get more volatile with age scares the shit oit of me #like it's this bad at 33 and it gets WORSE?#my job is great for personal privilege but so *so* meaningless and redundant #and how tf do i look at all of this and not feel fucking hopeless?#i can distract myself with my garden but the candide approach was myopic even in the 17th century so it's hard to justify now #I'm so tired #just... fuck man #tag rant #i should delete this but I'll forget if you read this far i hope it wasnt damaging to your mental health #i just had to let off the brain scream pressure somewhere

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wfuckshit42 · 6 months ago

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here's my hot take

#your boyfriend game #i forgot who the other characters are but heres little miss cockblocker and my beloved TK 💚✨💕💖🫀💔#i call him that becuase he keeps COCKBLOCKING me by committing murder and thats crine.#cringe #i like thinking about the high school au because i have confidence that if he went to school with me i could drive him to suicide.#i have the opposite of rizz. like instead of making people want me i make them hate themselves. only when i want to tho #and it's not like i have anything against bald people or violent criminals. the warden from human centipede 3 is both of those and i want #him so fucking badly. all day all night no lube no protection god is dead and we have killed him knock me out and attach me to the prison c #ntipede.#anyway i tried to play this game because he reminded me of said warden. but i got kind of attached to the landlord character #and when i found out theres no way to have sex with him i got so mad i threw up & punched a wall & now my real landlord is mad at me for p #unching a wall.#god's whims are cruel and i am a plaything of life😃#and its all this eggcel (pre-trans femcel) (my headcanon) 's fault i hope everyone die slowly and painfully #except TK i want them to live. they deserve to be happy 💖#anyway i wish p*t*r was real so i could send him this image. i think he would kill himself if he saw this. i would if i was him #i would also kill myself as soon as i found out i was named after a f*mily g*y character tho. so obviously he's not very similar to me.#hate. let me tell you how much ive come to hate you since i began to live. tehre are 387.44 mi9llion miles of #hey if you censor f*m*ly g*y like f***** g*y people will think you're just being homophobic instead of a show hater #gonna start censoring it ike that. teehee #anywway #miku binder the joker and vivziepop heffley. fight #my posts

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theinfinitedivides · 2 years ago

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the next time i hear someone say that asexuals can't get married bc marriage is for 'procreation' and 'what are they going to be doing if they're not having sex/planning to have children in the future' i will deck a bitch. literally lay them out in the middle of the street and f*ck them up istg—

#y'all are going to catch these hands so hard they won't even arrest me bc they know i'm right #all of y'all can choke on whatever is shoved so far up your ass you can't even have a shred of human decency #like go f*ck someone then if you're so concerned about having sex. go get d*ck or something idk #i'm not even going to tag these with the official ones i don't need this clogging your dash #just know that i killed them in my mind for you very slowly and painfully #i love my asexuals so much <333

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mybrainisalibrary · 9 months ago

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#I am SO SICK of seeing that stupid 'bear or man if you're alone in the woods' thing #NO ONE has any nuance it started out 'a bear is obviously better' and now I keep seeing rebuttal takes that 'the man is obviously #the better choice and if you choose the bear you're an idiotic misandrist'#my 2 cents - yes a bear is probably more dangerous and likely to hurt you especially if we're talking like a grizzly #BUT the worst thing a bear can do to me is maul me and I die painfully slowly #the worst thing a man can do includes kidnap t*rture r*pe (<-trying to avoid bots) before killing me slowly and painfully #so the options are equally good/bad depending on the context and I am SICK of the 'ugh stupid feminists choosing bear' takes #silvia rambles

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aspenforgets · 2 years ago

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currently thinking about him by which i mean q in his french marshal outfit... 🙈👀

like you see him and you just know he has NO military experience. but. you also know that he carries himself. so convincingly that he could move armies without ever using his powers.

#star trek #st tng #tng q #id let him kill me painfully slowly tbh #like hello good sir #i see you have a large knife there #oh okay #sure you can stab me i dont mind

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buttercup-draws44 · 26 days ago

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I will always bring this Reddit post up when talking about Eurylochus (whenever there’s discussions abt him on the Epic server) and the cows bc it makes some genuinely good points about why Eurylochus killed those cows even when Odysseus was begging him not to and telling him that it would doom them all https://www.reddit.com/r/Epicthemusical/comments/1e2srxl/understanding_why_eurylochus_killed_the_cattle/?rdt=50532

HELLOOO

What do you think about Eurylochus???

I like him so much and I'll defend him always but I see a lot of people that hates him a little bit too much 😭

which side are you?

I'll defend him forever

he's just hungry, man

#all of his segments in the thunder saga make me so emotional #like the back and forth he has with odysseus before killing the cows it's just #that of all moments is where i felt the most emotion in the whole musical #< prev tags #exactly!#both Odysseus and eurylochus are so tired of this journey and they want all their suffering to end one way or another if you think about it #Odysseus thinks that going home will end his suffering and so he’s pleading with Eurylochus not to kill the cow #and saying things like “We can get home!” and “I NEED to get home.”#meanwhile Eurylochus is looking to end his suffering in a different way #he wants to either stop being hungry by eating the cow’s meat or maybe even to purposefully focus a gods wrath onto himself and the crew #because to Eurylochus it’d be much better to die by the hands of the gods than to starve slowly and painfully #epic eurylochus #epic the musical

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an-absolute-nightmare · 26 days ago

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man i am NOT doing okay

#i feel fine and then i feel like somebody is slowly and painfully killing me #im so tired #im so fucking tired man if you wanna kill me just do it quick #man it's been a while since i've wanted to just end it all #it's just passive don't worry.#and i'm gritting my teeth through it i'm probably gonna be fine i've taken decisions it's probably gonna be fine #just gonna feel like i'm being passed through a grinder emotionally. until then.#fuck man i can't even enjoy hobbies anymore

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theskyexists · 2 months ago

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#can never ever ever ever EVER forgive any writer that writes slavery as some sort of 'oh well' thing #i will fucking kill you #BLAGH #URGH #and they make the protag MEEK #????#i will fucking kill you slowly and painfully #my stuff #anyway shouldnnot have fallen for the fantasy aesthetics #they must dehumanise the character quite substantially #kill....

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