#no it doesnt kill you immediately like an allergic reaction.

[swagging-back-to]

it should be a cut and dry case if you go to a restaurant and get glutened by them. and by case i mean criminal. not just suing for damages and distress.

[nenastrology]

that poll going around about who would figure out light was kira a bunch of random detectives and also house house md and he is losing but like i actually think he would be one of the few to actually figure it out because hes not a detective and therefore not seen as a threat also house wouldnt actually care like light would get hospitalized with a mysterious illness and it turns out to be like caused by an allergic reaction to like pen ink or something and so they have to take away all his writing implements and he gets so mad about it and like at this point house is like oh i think hes kira and wilsons like youre insane and cameron would immediately jump to like ethically i think we have to kill him and chase would actually be very concerningly pro kira and in favor of killing criminals and say lights a hero and house would take the centrist approach of i dont think we ethically have to kill him i personally dont care and am fine with saving a serial killers life #equality and wilson again is playing the devils advocate i think ur blowing this out of proportion there is no way a world famous serial killer is lying in your hospital bed and its also weird you are treating it as a moral victory to save a serial killers life and then also like the interns get blown up trying to snoop around lights bedroom and something does happen that leads everyone else to finally decide they were being unnecessarily harsh and the 19 year old who keeps saying i am a god in his sleep is totally normal and not a serial killer but house knows and again does nothing about it cuz he doesnt care end episode

[ichorandpride]

ffr we NEED bugs to survive despite what your apebrain feelings of "SQUISH KILL RAAAGH" might be telling you. just let them exist. if you can slowly get over your fears, then work on it.

i HATED bugs before recently. the best way ive been able to get over my fear is through understanding and learning. whenever i see a sudden Surprise Bug, i allow myself to feel the reaction (usually with a very embarrassing "alarm call"), and then i just watch it exist for a bit. by the time im able to be calm, im usually more fascinated than anything else

if you can learn to twist your fear into fascination, it doesnt matter how much disgust you previously felt. humans are natural learners so it's relatively easy to be able to do this over time. and then guess what?

now that you're calm, you can form a plan to be able to contain the insect and take it outside instead of just annihilate it and further the cycle of fear and hate. now it can do its job outdoors and probably survive even better than inside your house. congrats, you just saved an animal!

another thing you can do is unironically start calling them 'weird dogs'. much like how you can slowly trick your brain into getting away from bad thoughts abt yourself whenever you look in the mirror by just simply forcing a "i look good", you can literally do the same thing by just forcing yourself to think "that's such a weird dog"

im not joking. it sounds corny as hell but over time it WILL help your fear levels decrease if you just start referring to them as weird dogs. furthermore:

"what's the point of those gross roaches that i see in my house"

ok well why are there roaches in your house to begin with? you can do many things to prevent them from trying to come indoors such as: cleaning tf up, maintaining zero food waste rotting around your house, sealing food away properly, understanding that one roach in your house that may have just come in from outside by accident is not an infestation you know isopods? millipedes (not centipedes, those fall under the carnivorous bug category)? those 'gross' bugs that seemingly dont help the world at all? silverfish (yes theyre real)? roaches? they're detritivores. they clean up rotting waste and turn it into fertile soils that the world needs to be able to regrow plants and trees. including crops. those bugs are in your house because they either came in from outside on accident or you're living in a gross environment that needs to be cleaned tf up. an infestation can not survive without a prior food source they were attracted to

"ok well what's the point of spiders?? theyre so scary"

to keep the smaller bugs in check and to prevent overpopulation, which is the balance that nature has with EVERY carnivorous species of animal. it's why some people feel ok with having a spider or two in their house, because it prevents other smaller insects from thriving there. this tends to be a thing with people who have grown up with, like, ant infestations because spiders just destroy those

try killing them less. try learning and understanding rather than persecuting based on fears and myths. did you know that only 1% of spiders out of the 50,000 known species can actually harm you? and that most of the horror story reactions of brown recluse bites are actually because the person didnt disinfect the bite or seek medical attention? and then it got infected and, well, a necrotic venom is gonna snowball and do what it is made to do? and that even black widows barely kill humans, and the horror stories of those are just people who had severe allergic reactions? or that the bites that did kill people were usually immunocompromised individuals, such as children and the elderly? and that the media immediately took it and spun the stories out of control to make money off of? hence why all the "scary spider bite KILLS" shit you hear about black widows are usually from tv shows? and that it's caused hatred of other spiders as well?

anyways. bugs are animals too. just fucking let these weird dogs live.

you guys Need to start seeing bugs as animals im not even joking anymore. the second u start seeing them as tiny animals the more your world opens up and the more you accept different types of life Into that world. youll begin accepting that even life you cant understand is still worth living. and itll legitimately make you a better person. fuck

[that-bajan-kid]

Boku No Hero Academia Chapter 277 SPOILERS

("Fuck off Dad. I'm my own man now." -Shigaraki Tomura 2020)

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Honestly Gran, you should have seen this coming. You of all people should know that Midoriya i-will-break-all-my-bones-if-it-means-i-get-to-save-one-life Izuku is allergic to obeying authority.

Midoriya said fuck you and my quirk, Aizawa is more important. Speaking of Aizawa he looks stuck somewhere between being touched and absolutely horrified.

Aizawa thinks back to that time he told Midoriya he couldn't be a hero, which honestly wasn't the best first impression, and Bakugou comes in with A.P Shot: Machine Gun which looks really powerful. Except that it's not because Shigaraki literally shrugs off his attack and calls the explosions "little fireworks". If four of my favourite characters weren't in mortal danger right now I would be feeding off of Shiggy's dgaf energy.

(Edit: I am currently feeding off of Shiggy's dgaf energy.)

Midoriya tries to restrain Shiggy with Black Whip and ends up being dragged along for the ride instead. Shiggy says he's not really interested in them right now when Bakugou tries to intercept Shiggy again and it looks like he's about to give Bakugou a bitch slap to heaven but Enji shows up in time to punch Shiggy out of the way. Nice to know you're still trying buddy.

(Edit: I'm only just now noticing the blood coming from Enji's nose and mouth. Eh, he'll be fine.)

Endeavour's first and immediate reaction upon seeing his two trouble making interns is to ask where the fuck his son is and I think that's adorable but I digress.

Midoriya tells him that it's just him and Bakugou and now I'm half expecting Todoroki to just appear out of nowhere. Enji refocuses his attention on Shigaraki, who is already on his feet after being punch, like, 30ft across the ground by fists engulfed in flames but I guess that's just the norm for him now.

AIZAWA DON'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT THAT'S HOW PEOPLE DIE HAVEN'T YOU EVER READ A SHOUNAN MANGA FUCK!

Enji has given up on trying to keep Izuku and Katsuki out of the fight if he was ever trying to begin with and tells them to support Aizawa and tells Bakugou to make sure Izuku doesn't get snatched. Meanwhile, Shiggy's objective has switched to grab Deku and run.

YO WHAT THE FUCK! Has he gone full on AFO now. How the fuck is Midoriya going to explain this? He's gonna have to tell them. Shiggy looks like what ever thread was holding his fractured mind together just snapped and I feel really bad for him. This isn't even dgaf vibes anymore, it's just insanity and I find myself thinking, not for the first time, that they really should just unplug AFO's life support.

(Edit: Low-key waiting for OFA to take over Izuku's mind too to complete the circle)

Ok nevermind Shiggy hasn't completely lost it yet and both him and Midoriya are very confused by what just happened. Enji uses Hell Spider cause it worked so well the first time while Shiggy not only realises AFO spirit or whatever TOOK OVER HIS MIND FOR A FEW SECONDS, he also takes this opportunity to call AFO out for his MASSIVE ego and straight up tells him not to fuck around with his body and that he has his own reasons for wanting OFA, and I stan that so hard. If only Shiggy wasn't actively trying to kill everyone.

DISOWNED MOTHERFUCKER

(Edit: I was joking here but the Madlad actually did it.)

The last time I stanned Shigaraki this hard was the Liberation Army arc. You go Tomura. Be your own man. You don't need that asthma riddled potato head looking ass. Also I like how Hori drew him and AFO together like that. It's like even as he's saying it, AFO is right on top of him.

(Edit: LMFAO)

I really need to keep reading lol. Shiggy says he wants to be better than AFO and then proceeds to DECAY AFO'S IMAGE, permanently cutting ties with him. I think this might be a worse outcome to AFO taking over his body but we'll see.

Gran kicks Shiggy and tells him not to trample on Nana's heart anymore to which Shiggy responds "Who the fuck is Nana?" with the most dazed and confused look I've ever seen in my life. I guess it makes sense since he never found out what her name was. That or he just doesnt remember her. He did decay her and the rest of his family in his weird dreamscape.

Gran thinks back to how defeated AM looked after they found out who Tomura was and comes to the conclusion that Shigaraki breeds pain and suffering where ever he goes, which is a valid assumption to make considering *gestures wildly at the last 10 chapters*.

Gran and Enji charge at Shiggy and Shiggy gets this look of death on his face and it scares me.

Tomura uses jump and avoids them both in favour of going directly after Midoriya instead. Bakugou, of course, expected this and pulls the pin on his gauntlet that's aimed at Shigaraki. I have a bad feeling about this.

All the pros watch in mild horror as Bakugou proceeds to release a bigass explosion right on top of Shigaraki. Bit the real question is: Did it work?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!??! YOU'RE CITTING BACK TO THE MANSION NOW?!?!?!??!!??!!??!

I don't even know why I'm surprised, Hori's been pulling this shit for weeks. I should be used to it by now.

Alright, let's see how much shit they're in now.

Well shit.

Imma be completely honest with you, I completely forgot about Mt. Lady. I was honestly expecting everyone to be trampled.

I also noticed the Giganto is trying to head in the same direction my children are in and I don't really appreciate that. I like that you sorta make out what's left of the league on Giganto's back. They look like little beans (>w<).

Anyway, show of hands all those who think Bakugou's explosion actually did anything besides blocking Aizawa's line of sight. No one? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Until next time.

[notedchampagne]

WHAT kind of pets do you think all the kids would have???

EXCELLENT QUESTION anon thanks for this

john: casey is johns daughter 100% no need for a pet

jade: saint BERNARD. a newfoundland. a german shepherd and great pyrenees and dane are you kidding me shes got ALL of the big dogs. she goes on walks with them just jade smiling happily while her 5 unleashed dogs parade behind her like an escort

rose: rose personally revives jaspers bc she doesnt want to have a replacement jaspers 2.0 but 3 months later she brings home another kitten she found chillin on a bench and names her temptress

dave: dave would be so good with animals but personally i cant see him actually having a pet yknow? like he plays with all the dogs in the park, leaves a bowl of cat food out on the door, feeds the crows as always and has personal names for every one of them but never really has a Distinguished Pet. karkat is fine with this bc hes afraid any animal under his care will immediately perish and he cant handle that

roxy: CATS and parakeets. dont ask how they managed to make cats and birds get along they just Do. oh also one (1) robot chihuahua. its ugly and annoying af and roxy loves it and just carries it around in those little gucci bags and noone has the heart to try and find an off button

dirk: dont trust dirk with pets dont trust dirk with dont trust dirk with pets okay well you MAY trust him to babysit casey and robotic pets are ok. but dont trust dirk with pets its not for the pets sake its for dirks at first thought hed orobably accidentally kill them But do you Really Think dirk wouldnt die trying to portion the perfect healthy meal for an american shorthair. dirk would be allergic to cats and say nothing and by the end of the week your fluffy baby is pampered and dirks everything is having an allergic reaction while he acts like nothing is wrong

jake: dogs!! but he has one golden lab one doberman and the rest of them are tiny little babies that just lounge on his couch as his movie buddies

jane: she hangs out with lil seb its all good

[iamsarsa]

Selphie headcanons

What does their bedroom look like? Selphie’s current apartment in Ul’dah is pretty messy. Books strewn about, bottles of gysahl wine *everywhere*. Papers scattered. She does like having art on the walls - and also a giant moogle statue that she stole “just cos.” She basically uses her apartment to sometimes sleep in, mostly just to store loot she does not currently need. Her Inn room however at the Forgotten Knight is pretty clean. Just the few essentials she needs. When Haurchefant was alive and would visit her, she would attempt to make it more “home-y” which led to her odd obsession of always having flowers and other weird objects she thought made a place a “home” 

Do they have any daily rituals? She bathes without fail, every morning. As soon as she gets up. Does not matter where she is, she will find someplace to clean herself. She does not like to be dirty! (This extends to her eating habits - for being such a boisterous person, she eats very daintily) I wouldn’t say this is daily, but it’s definitely a ritual habit she does every few days (she doesn’t go more then 2 days), in that she will usually make her way to Haurchefant’s memorial spot and sit there for a few hours.

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often? Haurchefant got her into exercising and before his death she would do squats/running with him, (occasionally he could convince her to do more, and regretted it almost immediately when she pushed herself too hard to do more push ups then him.) She still does this, but not quite as often 

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy? Just go eat somewhere, she doesn’t cook very often to begin with so she has no problem eating out at inns.

Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.) Her apartment is a mess, mainly because she uses it as a dumping place for any spare loot she does not need. Personally she’s very clean, always taking baths, even when she was still a rogue on the street - she would single out noble’s apartments where she knew they would be gone for a while so she could use their shower and steal their things. She heavily dislikes being dirty in any sense. After any serious battle where she gets extra grimy, she will just go and soak in a bath for hours if allowed. 

Eating habits and sample daily menu Answered

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time gold saucer, and just in general fucking with rich people. Sometimes when she wants to be alone she’ll just go on walks by herself and sit/lay down underneath the sun. She doesn’t like to waste time perse, as she is always sort of kind of on the run, she likes to keep busy, but she considers everything she does to have a reason behind it, even if it wasting time.

Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging Alcohol and sweets. Her favorite drink is Gysahl wine and will FIGHT anyone for it she does not care. She feels anybody should be allowed to indulge so long as it doesn’t get out of hand (as it does with nobles.) If you work hard - it’s good to indulge. And just because you may be poor doesn’t mean you don’t deserve the right too.

Makeup? Not really. Maybe a little bit, and she would certainly dress up and wear make up if she needed too to infiltrate the nobles. but for the most part, no.

Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such? She is neurotic about making sure 129A is safe, and can blend in with Eorzeans. To the point where people are like “you’re making up really dumb plans because you’re freaking out.”  Also again, the cleanliness thing. 

Intellectual pursuits? Eh, she’s fairly smart already due to her clone nature. However most of the knowledge given to her was obviously battle related and mostly related to Garlean history. So she enjoys learning about the other City-States, the history of Ul’dah, Limsa, Gridania, etc. She studied Ishgard heavily when she met and fell in love with Haurchefant (becoming slowly angrier and angrier at the injustice on the lower class.) She also has a slight interest in Allagan history, considering what she is and how she was made, but is hesitant to learn more.

Favorite book genre? History. and Romance. She’s a sucker for crappy cheap romance novels, and will absolutely 100% read pervy ones as well. 

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general? I’ve given this a lot of thought, and I don’t think Selphie really cares either way. However, she only really becomes sexual with those she truly loves and cares deeply for. So I guess demisexual, but it really does not matter what parts there are. If you manage to get her to love you, she’s open and willing. 

Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.) Her lavender hair has white streaks, and her... i wanna say it’s right i can’t remember off the top of my head, her right eye is white. As a clone made via Allagan technology, her body is subsisted by aether - a lack of aether will cause her to become ill, memory loss, and the gradual lack of her own personality - she would eventually become nothing more then a doll. When she was still held by the Garleans, they gave her regular aether treatments as she was the prototype and they did not yet know how to create a clone body capable of simply syphoning off aether in the world. (This was fixed with 129A’s model class.) She has to regularly inject herself with aether treatments to stave off any side effects (which she genuinely hates) She claims to be allergic to ALL vegetables but this is a lie and she just hates eating them.

Biggest and smallest short term goal? biggest: not being captured by Garleans, smallest: get a decent nights rest for once.

Biggest and smallest long term goal? Biggest: not dying amid the chaos. smallest: be as proficient with her fists as she is with daggers. (aka be as good a monk as she is a ninja)

Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress She typically favors tight fitting clothes, that are easy for her to move around in. Often shorts, thigh high boots to run in and the Arachne Shirt of Scouting. She has tried to wear this same outfit in Coerthas/Ishgard, and to a certain extent *can* (her body can withstand quite a bit, but she still feels cold and doesnt like the feeling. That and Haurchefant insisted she wear something warmer and she begrudgingly accepted.)She can, and does dress up to infilitrate noble events, although 9/10 she feels uncomfortable in all of it. She does enjoy wearing the Scion top that Tataru had made her, and often wears it to any meetings she may have with the Scions, or if she needs to meet anyone on behalf of the Scions.  She doesn’t really have any “rituals” other then again, she cleans her clothes pretty often, more often then most rogues from the street would. She does have a necklace she never takes off, from Haurchefant. She hides it so no one can see it, to deter thiefs/it breaking off/people asking about it. 

Favorite beverage? Gysahl Wine. She has a stockpile where ever she is staying (a larger one at her apt in Ul’dah) and always has a flask of it on her.

What do they think about before falling asleep at night? Haurchefant, Aea, what she’s going to do next, how best to protect everyone. she’s a night owl to begin with (obviously, thief.) so when she does lay down to go to bed, her anxieties keep her up even more.

Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them? No, as she was never a child.

Turn-ons? Turn-offs? She hates nobility, (she is grudgingly nice to Haurchefant’s father if only because Haurchefant loves him, she is indifferent towards his brothers, although she warms up to them after his death.), so don’t even try hittin her up if u a rich asshole. Being dirty even in the slightest. Turn on - idk i havent rly thought about this LOL

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen? Answered

How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life? She’s not really organized at all. She keeps track of things in her head, nearly always refuses to write things down. She’s fairly good at this, she has a good memory. but there are times where she forgets where she needs to be, or where something is. 

Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all? As stated above she does love history - while her Garlean history knowledge was implanted in her as a clone, she strives to learn about Eorzea and would rather forget the Garlean crap.

How do they see themselves 5 years from today? She just hopes she’s not dead or alone.

Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout? Her plan was to disappear and let people fill in the blanks, hopefully presuming she was killed. However she was convinced that was a dumb idea and would do absolutely nothing. Her current plan is to just try and hope for the best as she continues to help the Scions. 

What is their biggest regret? Being unable to save Haurchefant and then Aea. There’s not a day that goes by that she doesn’t think “well what if i...” 

Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy? The now... deceased Aea. While she attempts to consider 129A her best friend, she knows its not quite the same as the Aea who knew her like the back of her hand. Enemy - the Garleans.

Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?) She’d probably be able to, surprisingly, calmly assess the situation and deal with it accordingly. She does well in these situations where there’s no immediate danger to her or the people she cares about, however in the case of the below....

Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies) She can’t handle it. As evidenced by Haurchefant and then Aea’s death. Aea had to essentially pull her away from Haurchefant’s body as Selphie could barely move, let alone speak. After a few moments of having been pulled away, and being eerily silent she instantly switched and had to be physically restrained because of how angry she became. She basically loses all control of her emotions. When Aea died, it felt like all time had simply stopped for her. Because she had to quickly escape to not die herself, she didnt quite have the time to react the same way she did with Haurchefant. But as soon as she was safe and away, she quickly lost control, but couldn’t bring herself to harm 129A, she just ended up angrily punching the ground before collapsing into tears.

Most prized possession? Most likely her necklace from Haurchefant. And all her alcohol.

Thoughts on material possessions in general? She doesn’t mind them, she knows the comfort that material possessions can give - but she doesn’t think it should be the life long pursuit. 

Concept of home and family? She considered home to be where she and Aea could sleep and be safe. When Haurchefant was alive, she considered the Inn room at the Forgotten Knight that they shared to be a “home” She basically considers home to be wherever the people she loves are at.  Her only family is Aea/129A and begrudingly Kuj’a. but she also believes that a family is one that you make - doesn’t need to be blood. 

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?) She’s a private person about her specific past - she’s tight lipped about where she came from. who she really is etc. But everything else? She is the BIGGEST blabbermouth. She does not care. Do not tell her that you started hooking up with so and so she will get drunk and loudly tell you how proud she is. When she and Haurchefant first got together, they had a drink at the Forgotten Knight and she spent 30 minutes telling everyone how much she loved him and in what WAYS she loved him. She once couldn’t help it and straight up told a noble in Ul’dah who was whining about a recent robbery that she was the one responsible. Honestly it’s a wonder she hasn’t been caught by guards because she quite frankly, does not care.

What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time? She doesn’t really consider anything she does a waste of time... everything she does has a purpose even if it’s relaxing. 

What makes them feel guilty? The deaths of Haurchefant and Aea.

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making? She’s both. She usually does take fighting pretty seriously, and in  heavy serious battle with no emotional connection to her, she’s able to make pretty quick-thinking logical decisions thanks to her programming as a clone. However... she is also pretty impatient and has been known to just run into battles because of greed. (See: Aurum Vale when she thought Goldvine was actual gold.)  When it comes to personal decisions she is 100% emotional. She will not think things through. See - her straight up flying into a rage when confronting Ser Zephirin to kill him for killing Haurchefant, without thinking “hm maybe i should think of a strategy before i get myself killed.” no she just straight up tries to brawl and stab him in anyway possible. When it came down to protecting the Scions, and trying to make sure nobody would get hurt due to her connection the Garleans, she did not go about that logically either, thus coming up with the dumb idea to fake her death.

Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality? I would say Type B, while she is rather competitive, if she does end up losing she’ll just kind of brush it off and be like “yeah okay whatever...” she may sulk, but it doesn’t stress her out. The competition itself is what excites her.

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained? Going on a good robbing spree of nobles in either Ul’dah or Ishgard.

Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither? Naw, Selphie can be pretty conceited but she doesn’t think she’s better then anyone else. (Other then nobles)

How misanthropic are they? Not at all, she enjoys being around others.

Hobbies? Answered.

How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education? No formal eductation unless you count things being programmed into her during the cloning process. Everything else is is self taught from living on the streets. While she was able to be self taught, she realizes she had the headstart of being a highly capable clone created using Allagan tech. So she believes everyone should have the chance to have proper formal teaching.

Religion? She believes in the Twelve/Hydaelyn same as anyone else. Obviously moreso as the Warrior of Light. She does have a certain love/hate relationship with it because as a clone she wonders if she’s even really a person. (Much to Thancred’s annoyance because why the hell would Hydaelyn choose her as a Warrior of Light if she wasn’t!!!) Her birth deity is Rhalgr, 

Superstitions or views on the occult? Not really. She does try and stay away from darker magic and arcane arts of Thaumaturgey and black magic as it kind of skeeves her out. 

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds? Deeds absolutely. She rarely if ever will tell someone she actually enjoys them or likes them. If she’s nice to you - she likes you. She rarely outwardly told Haurchefant she loved him (often times would just sort of hide her face in him and mumble it into his chest) but he quickly figured out the quirks she had that meant “i love you”

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal? Haurchefant. LOL. No but he really was the ideal person for in that he believed in her, but he was also a very calming presence that was able to handle her nonsense. Thancred believes in her as well, but he’s not quite as calm and collected as Haurchefant could be, although she loves him all the same - it just means he’s less able to keep Selphie under control when she’s acting out of line. (And with the original Aea gone as well, yeah Selphie is not quite kept as under control as she should be.)

How do they express love? Little things like “did you sleep? did you eat?” she’d often bring snacks to Camp Dragonhead for Haurchefant. (Insisting that they were just “extras she had.”) She is also a very touchy-feely person to those she loves.. She won’t say I love you, but she’ll hug the moment she sees the person she loves and at night time she’ll curl alongside them and won’t let them go. It’s a pretty obvious thing because for the most part, she doesn’t like touching people. She gets put off by other people hugging her, or trying to shake her hand or whatever. But if she loves you, she wants to feel you. There were plenty of times Haurchefant would wake up in the morning to leave, only to find a Selphie clinging onto him still fast asleep.  When she does say “I love you” she almost always mumbles it and gets embarrassed. 

If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like? She does have pug/monk training, she’s pretty skilled. She learned how to fight mainly on the streets though, so she can be vicious and sometimes sloppy. 

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not? Answered

[bearsontheinternet]

ull Name: gunner “derrick” von shotlock Nickname(s) or Alias: gunner, elf meat, gun, the blood drinker Gender: male Species: blood elf : a type of elf that make their residence deep within the unknown lands in what the humans used to call 'south america' ; not much is known about blood elves aside from their way of life and cultural habits. blood elves live in a caste system consisting of slaves/civilians/ venders/guards/priests/untouchables/. their cultural habits include the worship of a blood god and multiple shadow entities. they frequently engage in cannibalizing of the dead to absorb their essence and adding their blood to their own. gunner also claims that blood elves arent savages, but these claims are easily dismissed when one looks at the facts; infact all castes have places to call home~ each with indoor plumbing and run a large kingdom..however that is yet to be determined. truly a corner stone of civilization. it is unknown if drinking blood, gives these elves magical powers like other elves and their traits ...gunner refuses to confirm Age: "4 something..it starts with a 4 i know that much" medical history: gunner was born with a heart problem, if he gets too scared, angry, shocked he would grab his chest area due to how fast his heart is beating. if he doesnt calm down he could suffer from a immediate heart stop. this is why he is cool and relax all the time Birthday: may-th 9th Sexuality: straight and tied down by bonnie City or Town of Birth: "letter village" home of the blood elves <untouchable caste homestead> Currently Lives: ruthless manor Languages Spoken: elven, English, spanish Native Language: elven, spanish Relationship Status: married <3 alignment: chaotic neutral

Weapons and gear twin magnums: magnum and opus gunners choice in weapons; twin magnums that can kill a slolphant ((elephant)) with one shot. gunner designed and used~ its compatible with many types of special ammo. but tends to lock up after continuous use special ammo regular, explosive, acidic, nitrogen, and corrupted combat knives gunner has multiple combat knives in his jacket just encase he runs out of ammo or when his twins lock up combat boots infused with roller skates a boot knife and roller skates cause reasons...rEaSONs! combat trench and flak jacket gunners signature trench coat does more than look stylist; made from light hides and flexible bullet stopping material. the elf doesnt like heavy armors due to constricted movements.

class: scandalous thief occupation: thief, runs a small shop in undertown status: alive but missing a piece of himself ever since is sister has passed on

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

Height: 5 feet Weight: 150 ib Figure/Build: skinny, thin Hair Color: blood red Hairstyle: long and wavy Eye Color: left eye: red ((Ask about that lol)) right eye: brown ((turns green when in corrupted mode)) Skin/Fur/Etc. tan Tattoos: thief for life tattoo on his back Piercings: he used to have a ear pierce Scars/Distinguishing Marks: his entire is body is scared due to years in the field Preferred Style of Clothing: jean clothes and trenches

PERSONALITY

Personalinity: goofy, carefree, annoying, happy go lucky, slightly insane, optimistic, good to be around, has that alluring glow even in serious events Likes: stealing, making friends playing tricks, scary people for fun, money, his wife, his friends, his family, messing around, cake, other food, awesome stuff, puppies, plushies, demons,angels and there history, kids

Dislikes: DUCKS!, mean people, people stealing his stuff, snakes, seriousness, people who threaten his family, the fuzz, royals, evil or good fanatics Fears/Phobias: DUCKS! he’s afraid of ducks, out living everyone he knows…((he’s a blood elf his species is known for living longer then the average elf)) Favourite Colour: rainbow :3 Hobbies: stealing, ship bottling, golf ((he despises it)) messing around with people Taste in Music: hard rock strengths/powers/skills: corrupted reaction time slightly increased reaction time due to corrupted infusion master dodger years as a thief taught him to dodge alot of swords, magical strikes, and gunshots. unnaturally fast despite gunners strong legs he shouldnt be as fast as he is; the ruthless family suspected dark magics..or gunner never skips leg day kick boxing champion cautious strategist elf ears has a wide hearing range cross hair eye his red eye can completely seal shut as skin grows over it; over this new layer of skin glowing red lines appear in the form of a cross-hair of a gun scope. this gives gunner the ability to see the blood flow his opponent among other abilities that will be listed bellow. again the ruthless clan suspect a FORM of dark magic but are unsure due to the fact that gunner and his sister could do this; suggesting a family blood tie ability or its connected to gunner species of elf. blood portals? only paw has seen this but at the time he was high on medical anesthetics due to injuries soo unsure what he saw. blood construct thanks too his crosshair eye and the negative emotions he has about his father and uncle.. he can summon a bloody familiar from the blood gods realm inplace of his own shadow. a very powerful being that is only used when things get out of control or when gunner is alone. gunner doesnt speak much about it and the only people who seen it in action is bunni, cyrag, racheal, and the countless people gunner has killed with it. apparently gunner is good friends and keeps in contact with it and figured out that its name is 'fred'; again it is unknown where gunner found this ability but the ruthless clan suspects dark magics and they dont know if others can do this. all they know is when gunner summons this behemoth of a best then its best to run due to the widespread destruction it causes. weakness; cant produce his own blood blood elves cant produce their own blood; however they are compatible with blood transfusions from other elves and half elves. he is spiritually and morally exhausted allergic to ducks cant dodge forever becomes emotionally unstable around light celestial beings heart problems fred himself gunner seems to only be able to summon fred twice a day; due to physical and emotional exhaustion. however once gunner summons fred he can have him around for as long as he desires because its takes alot less energy to keep him around rather than summon and dismiss him. more to come

SHORT BIOGRAPHY

bio: gunner keeps shut about him and his sisters past, the only thing he lets slips is facts about his mother, his cache status, mentions on his grimreaper dad and uncle, and finally little moments between him and his sister. he and cyrag met in the ally ways of the plushy kingdom; prince cyrag was investigating a series of robbers and gunner was escaping guards. the two fought :U and no one won. after getting antiquated; the two met again :U in prison. it turns out the elf had cyrag as his one phone call in plush jail ((they dont feed their prisoners)). after a while and under the orders of king stripes and general viper! gunner, cyrag, and his sister racheal seeked out strong individuals to join their little correlation. you know the rest...later the new ruthless clan needed to separate to keep viper and a dead "sylas'" forces off their tail and to protect a newborn racheal jr :U however little did gunner know that his sister would pass on in the journey through the hinter lands. something changed in gunners mind that day..he slowly started to lose his mental stability. however he vowed! as long as he wasnt crazy! he will watch over each ruthless member! and protect them from anything! now in present time; gunner lives within the ruthless manor along with the rest of the family~ he often acts annoying and tends to take advantage of every chance too mess with other people. a personal favorite~ is when he throws a tennis ball around cyrag and racheal; in hopes they will stop what they're doing and chase after it. gunner has extremely high hopes that cyrag's and usha's twins will inherit this ball fascination from both parents. but make no mistake when gunner his alone..he usually locks himself up inside a special room no one goes in..thinking..plotting..scheming. too prevent another sylas like betrayal..gunner started to keep a small booklet..detailing the weakness and strengths of every ruthless member, royal, elder, and new additions to any of the three groups. however no one knows this..and he often lets it slip out as a joke. ((be warn he is hyperactive, has no respect for personal space, annoy and surprisingly smart he also has a very very very personal secret *cough* that he will tell you if you ask lol *cough* gunner and cyrag has be thorough everything together cyrag may like to keep his past private but gunner is a open book..sooooooooooo ask gunner shotlock my peeps give him those yummy questions of yours.))

ADDITIONAL INFO

He’s a terrible cook

He is wanted by many gangs and mafia’s

When he is extremely pissed off he will start speaking Spanish and not notice until he calms down. gunner also knows alot of things..lots of things!