#i will gladly take it

[lxvenderjewel]

when sonic 3 comes out i will be so insufferable. because it is the one hyperfixation i've had where my friends are actually willing to watch it. if you think i'm throwing this opportunity away you're sorely mistaken. sonic 3 will be my roman empire

[housecow]

rolls for days!!!

[dekariosclan]

Gale Math

So, we all know that in the epilogue, Gale tells Tav:

I love you.

And if you look at the datamined dialog files and read the dev notes, you’ll see this:

Devnote: With the warmth of having said this a thousand times before.

So, taking that statement as a FACT (which, you know, I’m certain it was intended to be…) we now have a solid numerical value to start with: 1000.

Next, we know that per the narrator at the epilogue start, it’s been 6 months since the defeat of the netherbrain; therefore it’s been 6 months since Gale and Tav got engaged/agreed to live together. We’re going to conclude that they have spent every day together since then.

6 months = 182.5 days

Now, assuming that Gale says ‘I love you’ to Tav on a relatively similar schedule each day (ex: when they first wake up, when Gale heads out to Blackstaff Academy, etc. etc.) we can make an equation:

1000 declarations of love divided by 182.5 days = the amount of times Gale tells Tav he loves them every single day.

We solve the equation and get 5.47945205

We round that down, and voila! We now have flawless mathematical proof that

Gale says ‘I love you’ to Tav an average of 5 times every single day

[stillgotscars]

please, i’ve been on my knees, change the prophecy. don’t want money, just somebody who can match my freak, let it once be me or whatever taylor said.

[selunesfavouriteprincess]

my favourite thing about act 1 Shadowheart romance is that she’ll say all sorts of wild shit like “try not to dream about tying me up” and all the stuff with Abdirak, but when you get her romance scene she’s too shy to actually kiss you. she just sits there and looks at you with her big wet puppydog eyes and waits for you to notice and kiss her first

[meltedmush]

Can I pay you to make Binghe and SQQ kiss for real in their normal bodies? (They deserve to escape the skin body horror verse for a minute.)

LMAO yes you can!

[spirit-lanterns]

…I knew March would be a top 🫢

[dreadfuldevotee]

I'd like to discuss the elephant in the room. Why did we get zero Loumand sex scenes? We got hints and implications, but season 1 was pretty explicit. Do we think that that's a creative choice or something else is happening?

I'm glad I ended up ruminating on this for about a week because episode 7 & 8 really solidified my opinion on it.

I do wanna start by saying that it's very clear to me that there was supposed to be more explicit scenes between them. There has been some thoughts tossed around that censorship happened with the 9 pm timeslot (as opposed to the 10 pm timeslot of S1). I believed this hearing Assad and Jacob talk about the BDSM dynamic between Louis and Armand, but what really sold me on this was Production Designer Mara LePere-Schloop talking about the bedroom set and more specifically about their beautifully carved custom headboard. (If you're a production nerd like me or just want to know more about the design philosophy of IWTV I recommend giving the entire thing a listen!).

I think there are several reasons I think as to why they decided to leave any more explicit scenes on the cutting room floor but above them all is: you cannot separate Armand's sexuality from his abuse. I am really against pulling a "well if you read the books" card but reading just the first couple chapters of "The Vampire Armand" makes me understand so much about not only Armand as a character, but the care being taken to his adaptation. It's clear to me that alongside Rolin & Co.'s commitment to not watering him down to a one-dimensional villain they are also trying to not fall into Anne Rice's tendency to romanticize his trauma.

Sex and sexuality is not the same pillar of Louis and Armand's relationship it was in Louis and Lestat's and so I don't believe their story suffers from the lack of on-screen sex. But I also firmly believe that maybe we don't need to be slutting out the character who we literally just watched talk about how he doesn't remember his life before being sex trafficked. And even when he was "freed" he was still being repeatedly assaulted at the hands of, and under the eye Marius de Romanus. Like it is extremely important to remember that Armand's craving for dominion in his relationships is a manifestation of trauma that deserves the same level of care and depth given to every other trauma portrayed in this show.

I think people have gotten too comfortable calling IWTV a romance when it has always been Gothic Horror. Romance and sex are pivotal to the story but I have found the demands for sex scenes this season a bit absurd and also? unfounded? Loustat share more kisses on screen but there are two sex scenes and both are very plot relevant. I truly figured we were all in agreement that the eroticism of this show is found in the various displays of power, and the dynamics it creates and not the actual clapping of ass-cheeks...which also wasn't happening in S1 either. S2 does not suffer because of the lack of sex-scenes, but the likelihood if it suffering trying to make one work is

[coffeeworldsasaki]

I'm sorry BioWare isn't larian, if a character has less romance content it's not because they hate the character but for reasons that are clearly stated in the romance itself 🙄

[leviackermanssjewishwife]

“You’re mean.” You mutter pulling your head out of your pillow as you feel Levi slam back into, causing a moan to break your words.

“And you’re a brat, I thought we went over this.” He replies back quite flatly grabbing on to your hair, before pulling his cock almost all the way out and slamming it back in, making your walls clutch around him.

“I’m going to fuck you back to being into being a good girl.” He whispers in your ear as he moves his thumb to rubbing over your clit, continuing a rhythmic movement with his hips as he pulls and pushes his dick back into you multiple times.

He continues this until you’re quivering with the need to cum, and that’s when he starts teasing you.

“You know the magic word princess, it’s not going to ask it’s self.” He says a small smirk on his face, his hand still tangled in your hair as he continues to pound at your pussy, to the point where you can feel it pulsing inside of you.

“Please, Levi, please.” You whine pulling your head out of your pillow, your fingers gripping the sheets so tight that your knuckles are turning white.

“I don’t know should I?” He says starting to kiss down your neck and back, pulling his cock almost fully out.

“Please Levi, I need it!” You cry out, not caring if the people in the room next door can hear, all you’re focused on is getting your release.  

“There’s my good girl.” He whispers back in your before slamming back into as you cum all over his cock stuffed into you, hitting you everywhere perfectly.

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[rickybaby]

Ricciardo asked Hulkenberg: ‘Was I a prick?’

[firedragon1321]

But in terms of good news-

Furfrou is finally back!

[thestirringpot]

Anyone with a carton of milk, perhaps? Milk and milk related items are good for figuring out what to draw :> unless you lactose-imagination-intolerent (idk what that means but here you go a whacky suggestion) jdiajickekshfjfjdk

it started off so innocently... and it went downhill fast.

id thought id do a carton of milk study but then i was afraid it would be a lil bland .. so i searched up 'milk advertisement' and OH BOY DID THAT GET WEIRD ...

so i present you... moon persuading you to drink milk... im sorry, the inspo is under the cut.. im so sorry

the 'got milk campaign' was a strange way of advertising milk...

[aburningconstellation]

i’m gonna go absolutely feral when i find the first “they didn’t think to build a brig on the eye of sion so sabine has to stay in shin’s quarters & there’s only one bed” fic on ao3

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

hey. uh, sorry, but can we drop the notion that Dazai arranged for the Flags to die in Stormbringer? Look, I'm too lazy right now to go back and pull up the direct scenes, but that was never stated, it is heavily implied Dazai gave Verlaine the information after they had already died, and if you look at this post by @/popopretty, you'll see that Chuuya only punishes Dazai for doctoring the intel so that he got tortured and Murase died. There is no mention of the Flags.

[meamiki]

a star being appeared in your apartment, wdyd?

(aka loop getting reverse isekaied into the modern office au)

also there are some scattered mumblings on loop in this AU under the cut actually in an rb now link right here if anyone's interested (spoilers for all of ISAT, including 2hats!)