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the fact that i even have to say this is fucking wild to me but here we are.
i try to approach everyone here with a baseline of kindness, and it does not matter to me if they share every single one of my views or none of them (excluding, of course, any sort of bigotry, but that should be a given).
if a person's posts annoy me or make me upset for some reason, i block them. it's that simple, no hard feelings, i simply like to curate my dash because i come here to have fun and enjoy myself.
likewise, i really, really do not care if people block me in turn. curate your own internet experience! i won't be upset or hurt unless we were previously mutuals or smth like that, and even thenāi get it.
however.
if you behave like a schoolyard bully and are incapable of not publicly insulting people i will treat you like the fucking clown you are. just block me, it's that simple. be in your own corner and i will be in mineādon't come and harass me.
don't be an immature asshole.
#alex yells at the void#good omens#i try to be kind#but if you bite me first#i will bite back#and you don't want that#trust me. don't fucking test me i screamed in the face of the person who almost murdered me with his bare hands#i can verbally tear you apart without breaking a sweat just leave me the fuck alone and we wont have a problem
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I am biting you biting you biting you (affectionately)
What the hell is wrong with you? Get away from me.
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Jeremy Fitzgerald bravery in FNAF 2 worries Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#mangle#jeremy fitzgerald#michael afton#jeremike#fnaf 2#JEREMY RETURNS#JEREMY BACK!!#fr I didnāt mean to go so long without drawing him#other ideas just kept coming#but!! want to bring him back and draw him more often#Jeremy will never not be funny to me#hereās a guy with no known prior knowledge to Freddyās#but dude just kills at being a night guard#it worries Michael for sure how casual he is about it#Jeremy just built different the bite was a mere flesh wound#dude lived heās just too powerful#mango is so safe I promise š©·#their bites are outta love!! š©·š©·
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was gonna wait 'til I'd done all the poms, but it's been a day, so have Vil with a Salazzle š
#art#twisted wonderland#poketwst#what are they plotting? you don't want to know.#sigh. once again the whole 'i don't wanna do more than two each' thing is coming back to bite me.#salazzle was the immediate obvious one and then there were like two or three others i was really torn between#(milotic is the other obvious-seeming choice but there were others i felt fit more in different ways and...yeah)#then i remembered i don't actually have to draw more than one pokemon so here we are#with the āØQUEENSāØ#(me drawing salazzle's weird little feethands: heheheheh)
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let's pay some respect to these little moments
#her grabbing his hair! slapping his back! her lip bite!#him closing his eyes! him furrowing his brow! him cushioning her head!#i just feel like these little tidbits deserve some appreciation#bridgertonedit#bridgerton#polin#polinedit#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#mine#colin|penelope#k plus#luke newton#nicola coughlan#update: had to remove two gifs to get this to show up but will try and add them back later#the ones removed are her grabbing his ass and slapping his back š#1k
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troll who isnt allowed caffeine or she'll reenact the Hammy energy drink scene from over the hedge clay prefers tea anyway
#bruce is back home so hes not in the comic (i couldnt fit him in frame)#i stopped halfway through working on a different troll comic to make this troll comic this keeps happening#of the firm belief trolls have animalistic traits so they hashtag PLAY HARD#im talkin pouncin chasing biting etc etc#let my girls be rowdy at 8 in the morning (branch has babyproofed most of the bunker so they dont knock shit over when they run around)#trolls#trolls band together#clay trolls#john dory trolls#viva trolls#poppy trolls#branch trolls#brozone#im not tagging this as cliva cause imo they are found siblings fuck u but if u see them as lovers i support you barely#im kidding live your dream idc#my art#floyd trolls
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katsuki hides his face in your neck when he gets embarrassed. thatās it send tweet.
#and not even like cutely too hes a fucking NUISANCE#like heāll literally shove his head in there making full contact w ur chin too#And he does not care if you whine about it heāll just grumble and squeeze you so u cant get away#and if hes feelin like an asshole (which is all the time) heāll bite you#youāll pay for making him feel this shame#Its all your fault he feels like this anyway so..š¤·š¾āāļø#hes just gettin his lick back#stupid dumb idiot#random katsuki thing on yr foreheads#i lub him smuch#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou imagine#bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katuski x reader#bakugou fluff#bakugo katsuki x reader
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Why are you running?
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang yanli#jin zixuan#The ship between Jin Zixuan and Jiang Yanli is yuri. To me.#That whole tearful public confession? The way he immediately runs off? Yuriful.#Everyone going 'oh my god what' and 'hey why are you running off???' makes this chaotic scene even funnier.#He's going to just hide behind a tree a few meters away. They can still see his little hat poking out as he cries.#If I was JYL I would have started biting someone.#What do you *mean* the guy you once had feelings for but treated you poorly now says he likes you? What do you do with that information?#Is it character development? Is it worth letting your heart open up again? Is it a mistake to be vulnerable like that?#Not enough credit is given to the internal torment of shijie.#It really does feel like your world is spinning around when someone you did not expect to confess *does*.#This guy has a LOT to make up for though. I wouldn't take him back but I'm also too rational for my own good at times.
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Think it's rlly funny that the Book of Bill means that in Reverse Falls- Will Cipher is happy , thriving, and got completely over Ford āØ
#byte's bites#gravity falls#reverse falls#will cipher#bill cipher#book of bill#He was MY blorbo back in the day I GET TO DECIDE HE'S HAPPY! with a STYLISH HAT
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FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on āTHE BITE OF 83ā
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vanny#fredbear#fnaf 4#security breach#fazbear entertainment#fnaf fanart#literally like what is fazbear entertainments damage BAHA#IDK if you guys know this#In the pizzaplex era the in universe cover up for the bite of 83#is literally Fredbear eating burgers#itās on arcade cabinets and even irl merch#theyāve just made Fredbear a āhungryā guy#which is so crazy what a way to spin Michaelās most traumatic moment#Michael here was just joking around he didnāt expect a legit answer back#Vanessa feels bad too she knows this is in poor taste..#honestly no joke I think āFazbear entertainmentā is like#one of my favourite parts of the new fnaf era#you learn sm about them in subtle ways what lengths theyāll take for a quick buck#truly their only evil is their capitalism itās great#sorry to Michael Afton again though they love to profit off your misery
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Moon is getting on his nerves always
#my art#biting the hand that feeds au#bhtf au#bhtf sundrop#i recently want ro draw only him and that scares me#I'm supposed to be the moon lover...#sundrop#fnaf sundrop#sundrop fnaf#fnaf sun#sun fnaf#also yes I'm yrt again extremely burnt out yippee. i don't think i will be back to consistently posting for 2-3 more months</3#need to rest
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Sorry I'm not low empathy autistic in the "mysterious loner boy who secretly cares about his friends and talks in a monotone voice" way and I'm actually just completely indifferent to the suffering of people I don't know personally and help strangers out of a sense of "this is the right thing to do" and not "I feel so bad for this person" or guilt.
I sit and listen to my friends even though I don't really care about hearing about their problems because I know they'll be upset if I don't, and despite the fact I honestly can't genuinely care about the issue itself, I care about the impact it's having on my friends and that's enough to make me want to help them through it.
Did you know that's actually an expression of empathy all of its own?
It will absolutely happen again I literally am not even sorry
#actually autistic#low empathy#low empathy autistic#seriously#personal rant#serious post#the first part isn't a dig at people with high empathy or regular empathy btw#i know it reads like that#but i don't have alternative wording#you can't just say#support all autistic people#then turn your back on people who's presentation of autism you dislike#you're just as ableist as any other bigot#and I mean that#don't try to debate me on this post I'll actually bite you
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"dazai would princess carry chuuya" "dazai would hold chuuya bridal style" no shutup dazai would pick chuuya up like he's a sopping wet kitten or a sack of potatoes
#its his love language to sling chuuya across his shoulder like a prized trout he just caught#skk height difference comin in clutch when dazai can hoist chuuya off the ground and dangle him in the air#and chuuya can bite and hiss and scream like a cat but his feet won't touch the ground#also sorry for not posting for the past month i got depressionš„°#dw i'm back now#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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oh yeah i forgot to post this here too
#can you believe this is the first time im drawing actual drone nori and not cori#hopefully you cant cause it is#i think im Getting A Grip on my artstyle again#hopefully#headcanon nori never got her right glove back after getting it cut off so she only has the left one#its small but let me have this#she is a gamer. and she respawned. perfect#not as intricate as my other posts but im tired and dont have many ideas bite me#art#murder drones#murder drones nori#yeah thats about it for relevant tags i think
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Which could, of course, mean nothing.
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#acting choices were made here!!#yeah okay lip bite whatever but WHY are you staring after him that longingly#nobody think about 'Edwin's obviously jealous' ā [the world's most confusing seemingly pleased non-response]#about 5 seconds after this#dbda#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#crystal palace#edwin payne#jayden revri#kassius nelson#george rexstrew#listen Iāve had this timestamp with the note āCharles wtfā saved for a solid couple of weeks#and I kept forgetting why Iād saved it and needing to go back to check#and going āCharles wtfā all over again every time#my gifs#exorcising the demons by making gifs for the first time in my life#no I know theyāre not pretty enough but they get the job done
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Part 1/?
Spock has known no peace since his captain decided to get some fangs of his own
mutual (eventually) biting prompt courtesy of @threefandomsinatrenchcoat
Iām struggling through the next part so I figured Iād post what I have so it doesnāt just sit in my drafts forever and ever, but I promise it WILL be mutual
Spock definitely uses his fangs against Jim quite liberally, which led to the captain getting his own gold capped fangs and immediately going on a quest for revenge.
Theyāre insatiable now, so much goddamn biting. Like two cats (or dogs?) constantly fighting and biting each otherās scruff to prove how theyāre the dominant one in the dynamic.
I donāt think Spock used them on Jim during a spar UNTIL the captain got his own and proved (very readily) that he was not afraid to play dirty and tear right into Spockās flesh. The following visit to medbay had Bones going between yelling ļæ½ļæ½WHAT WERE YOU THINKINGā and equally āI DONT WANNA KNOWā. He doesnāt give them any pain killers or numbing agents as he heals them up.
Jim is not afraid to be public about it (why would he be? Hello? Heās the Captain, heāll damn well bite the XO whenever he wants to) but Spock keeps his biting relatively private- and I feel thatās his possessiveness shining through, in a way. Keeping the marking/claiming just between Jim and himself, like those moments belong solely to him, only for his eyes.šāāļø
#I rlly love a good spirk to mcspirk so:#bones doesnāt understand that thereās any significance to the fact that Spock will bite Jim in front of him#doesnāt think about them both staring at him like heās fresh meat (and Spock very specifically eyeing up the back of his neck)#theyāre gonna fucking jump him#my art#star trek#james t kirk#spirk#spock#james kirk#jim kirk#s'chn t'gai spock#spirk fanart#spock/kirk#mirror spirk#mirror spock#mirror mirror#star trek mirror universe#mirror kirk
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