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nyxypoo · 13 days ago

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i'm gonna be busy most of today so in the few times that i do come back later it'll probably be about girl dad taiju or this endo thought that's been sloshing around in my brain for a bit. maybe takiishi if i think hard enough

#☆— yapping #i will be on my phone just not here yk #busy but phone busy but also like. not yapping to phone friends busy #WHICH I HATEEEEE very sad i can't yell at u guys all day #but i will snipe veen for sure when i get unbusy #payback revenge wtvr u want to call it

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mimmka · 3 months ago

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guess who just finished mouthwashing 😝

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mondaymelon · 4 months ago

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guess which boyfailure just broke down crying in a culver's !!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧#so im . i have to makeup an online class session right #i have to be on a zoom from 7 pm to 9 #and im like cool sure i can do that but i just got out of conditioning and the crew team is going to culvers for fundraising #and like... the zoom wont be that strict right. i can have my camera off probably haha #top ten words spoken before disaster i tell u wtf #girl pulls up to the zoom call #CALLS ATTENDANCE 4 TIMES #btw #atp im in the culvers line tryna order right. she then sets down some rules #camera on. microphone has to be working #okok rudimentary stuff i can work w that right.. haha no then she goes you cant talk or laugh keep ur full face in the frame and NORMALLY t #that kinda sturff wouldnt be a probelm but im over here at culvers being big backed yk so i go ok. no worries ill lock in #so i borrow my friends knockoff airpods and sneak a couple bites in of my cheese curds but like fast sneaky and hand over mouth type shit y #anyways the tags are probably gonna get cut off so ill wrap this up. i suffer through not being able to take a bite of my burger for a good #hour and 20 minutes and thne my phone just fucking dies. after all that #i had to like dodge my friends hands in the air i had to make sure no one was in my camera frame cause girl would regularly check too #that and my lack of sleep for the past three weeks just accumulate to me sobbing in culvers im so paatheicsdafjsdl

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toothpaste-for-the-skin · 2 years ago

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World’s WORST Comp Player Throws the THIRD Scrim in a ROW! And more at 8!

#ok well not really but I have been slacking with my personal practice lately #I’ve been trying to revive my tumblr so I’m not really on that grind yk #also yeah I do actually quote this tumblr post word for word after playing poorly #splatoon oc #Splatoon #splatoon3 #salmonid #smallfry #shitpost lol #i actually drew this at 5am and then forgot about it #also Hoover stole her phone here #also the couch is just a picture from a sales website lol #my art

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xxplastic-cubexx · 9 days ago

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friend kayla very delicately asked me today when i first started drawing yaoi and i had to reflect on the fact it probably was avengers that started it all

#snap chats #it was so funny how she asked like she may as well have been asking me if i was gay ELRKJEGRKGJAG #WHICH. DOUBLE FUNNY found out that for the past two years she thought i was bisexual. sorry my friend that isnt so... anyways..#but no im screamign cause thinkin on it i think my first like. ship i was obsessed with was stony JVLKEAJKAE #either that or sniper/medic but not the point. the point is life is a flat circle #other highlights of today include her being like 'so i noticed you uh..... only draw older men....'#like what do you WANT FROM ME WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY #I LOVE OLD MEN OK NOW WHAT. NOW WHAT DO WE DO GOING FORWARD #i dont even draw old bitches that much it just thing 1 and thing 2 over here.....#Triple Highlight she was like 'so like... do you think magneto and xavier... yk....' like girl this is the third time you've asked me this #she keeps forgetting and i keep having to remind her that yes i do in fact think they're boinking and are super married #anyway she kept fuckin round with my lil magneto plush and playing the FEAR MAGNETO voiceline from rivals on her phone #adn i wanted to shoot myself DEAD WE WERE IN THE DINING HALL !!!!#ok whatever im done bye. gonna play rivals in a hot minute i think.. need to see one of my fave old men ...

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james-spooky · 4 months ago

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this is a test

#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th #the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo #g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit #ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco #ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo #e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a #ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha #e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t #care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea #y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss #im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop #e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo #ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas #ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can #use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s #much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a #annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically #now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s #lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like #what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or #smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc #ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other #than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140 #haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai #let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o #what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some #one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james #im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh #w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause #ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:

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ddlcbrainrot · 8 months ago

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btw i’m in a 7 hour bus ride rn so please ask a bunch of stuff you’d like me to answer or wtvr random thoughts you have so i don’t die of boredom thanks 🙏

#PLEASE IM DYING OVER HERE #i have to sit still for 7 HOURS :’(#anyway #the asks dont have to be ddlc related btw #anything will do #uh if you ask for doodle requests just so yk i wasn’t able to pack my ipad #so you’ll have to settle for shitty doodles from my phone’s notes app #sorry :/

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pup-pee · 4 months ago

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my father telling me how scared he was when i ran away from the house but i cant express how scared i was 2 b in the house

hey, whats up w/that?

#whenever we ‘hang out’ he likes 2 make the topic as depressing as possible by always talking abiut the past #& it is the most annoying shit ever i will not lie BC I DONT WANT 2 TALK ABOUT DEATH & THE ABUSE EVERY TIME I SPEAK 2 U #yk? thag makes sense in my head #anyways he started talking abiut how terrified he was when i had ran away multiple times a couple yrs ago & when i say a couple i mean #i have no idea how long ago bc memory is a bitch #but it had 2 b like middle school - sophmore?#multiple times & like i just wanna shake him bc LITERLLY WHAT & WHO DO U THINK I WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM #GODDAMNN I H8 BING THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS HOUSE WHO CAN EXPRESS EMOTIONS & NOT LET THEM EFFECT HOW I VIEW THE OTHER #‘oh u ran in the park u ran in the park’ i didnt run in the fuckinggppaaarrkrkkkk AAAAAAAAAA I MET A NICE LADY WHO HAD A GOAT IN THE #SPARTMENTS I FRIECIENTED OFTEN WHEN I WAS YOUNGER #i cant express how safe the goddamn goat lady & her kid made me feel vs my parents who started hunting 4 me #like ive been dragged home so many times im not going through that shit again #i miss the goat the mom & the kid we were just chilling @ like midnight 4 a bit #did this turn in2 a vent? idk #i do this a lot ill prolly delete this soonish when im kore calm #bc rn i want 2 chuck bricks in my laundry machine & watch them fly out & hit whatever #im going back 2 watching anime if i have 2 talk 2 1 other person i will actually explode #like irl person not online the silly gay ppl in my phone r super cool & amazing & i love them #im srry 4 bing a dick btw #i cant explain it i mean i could but i cant im just my brain is telling me eveyr1 h8s me & MAN i h8 it when it does #so im just frightened & by golly & am i havign a cheery time yipyipyip #typing in tags is sm easier than in a post bc i dont think most ppl read tags lol #the more i think about my past the more i wonder wtf am i doing here #bc how did i even get out of the house in the 1st place & then ontop of that was able 2 hide #like what……#bc they were fucking grabbing me n shit & they have CARS like i didnt go in the park i walked the sidewalks HOW DID I MOT GET CAUGHT??#MULTIPLE TIMES??? LIKE I ‘ran away’ MULTIPLE TIMES #i didnt exactly run away tho bc i didnt want them 2 file police shit i didnt eant 2 deal w/that & also hirt the pll i stayed over w/#so i always went back. obviously blehhh #ug hj hhhh my heads hurting again this is like the 4th day in a row :((

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dreamertrilogys · 9 months ago

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also not having any apps on my phone means i for some reason spent the past 2 days on twitter via browser (again i never had the twt app to begin w. what’s up w this recent pastime of mine) which was so scary i was like Oh no am i outgrowing tumblr. but it’s not true i just wasn’t letting myself see my tumblr dash for a REASON and that reason was my screentime

#still not back i’m here on browser too but it’s ok i’ll redownload p soon. i just have simultaneously too much and too little time on my #hands lately which is a bad combo w having apps on my phone yk #.txt

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microwavestim · 13 days ago

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what's the word for a best friend but like the kind that drains all your energy if you have to interact with them

#just got off the phone w my bsf of 5+ years and its like #you get me like no one else but idek who u are anymore and this relationship doesnt really serve me anymore #but thats not a reason to throw out 5+ years of just getting each other and that special connection we have #idk #phone call totally drained me and now im laying here upset like she said smth to me otp to hurt my feelings #she said smth to me the other day that triggered my ed #she thinks shes the only one with issues like im glad you can joke about your eating disorder but like bear in mind that i ALSO have one!#which you know about because it was something we bonded over when we met #and you dont know how my eating disorder is going because you dont listen when i talk. so i have stopped talking.#but it isnt going great! and when you brag about how skinny you are because of this or that #and complain about how you genuinely hate people who “lack the self control to be anorexic”#that harms me mentally #and you dont care because you arent joking #i recently got my christmas gift from her #which took a while to get me because she ordered it on christmas eve. and then kept forgetting to give it to me once it arrived #but she literally used the gift that she bought me and told me when she gave it to me like huh !!!#and i wasnt even upset about this when she told me because if she had asked i would have let her #but i told my mom and sister and they were soooo mad. and then i was like wait maybe thats weird #like i can understand that what she did was socially unacceptable but i didnt mind because it was her yk like thats my bsf. but now im upse #AND THE OTHER DAY i told her i dont read much fanfiction and she was like #well thats because you arent autistic so u dont know what its-#-like to be consumed by an interest/hyperfixation and have to consume every form of media associated with it #like YES I DO !!! all of my friends autistic or not think im autistic except for her #its this weird dynamic in her head where im the token neurotypical to her token autistic like idk if she just likes being the only autistic #but i feel like im so clearly autistic because idk how to mask. not that im trying to make this a “whos more autistic” contest but like #i think she likes being the manic pixie autistic chick and its so weird but im not diagnosed so im not gonna go to bat on that one w her #whenever i tell my roommate about things my bsf does my roommate is always like “im scared of her” or “real friends dont act like that”#and its always a reality check because i dont think twice when she treats me like that #but the people in my life are starting to hate her lowkey....#my mom was deadass like wow i dont think shes a good friend

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girlivealwaysbean · 2 years ago

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spending my whole life trying and trying and trying and trying to be good enough for people who don't give a fuck about me

#im so tired living seems pointless why am i doing this what is the reason #the firm i work at is going thru a merger so it's releasing all the interns except 2 #i went into her office and said that id like to stay here bc my dad said so bc i got in cause he was friends with the head #and she said ill think about it based on performance ive not decided yet #and this other guy he went in to tell her that cool he'll leave and she told him that she was hoping that he'd stay #he literally does nothing but play games on his phone he doesn't work at all #i have no idea what he has that i don't #but just. im stuck like this forever right never ever good enough for people i like or care about #not for parents they have a diff fav child not for ex gf not for bestie who has a boyfriend much better at loving her than me #not for that one guy who rejected me in interview bc i don't read the newspaper and didn't know the date of the finance act #im so fucking sick of this i never even wanted to this fuckinh course and obviously even my best isn't enough and ofc im not good enough #for anyone in this field and ill just struggle and struggle and struggle all my life just to earn some fucking money so i can live away #from my sociopathic parents #and the worst part is that i can't stop feeling like maybe it IS me yk maybe i am the problem maybe im not trying hard enough #but how else am i supposed to handle this i prioritize my studies and lose all my friends i prioritise my friends and fail in d #exams #and the trauma keeps on coming every fucking day bc sociopathic parents but i jsut push it down and say not rn i will cry at night anx then #never cry #i wish someone would just tell me that idk you're wrong you're not made for this you really do have some mental illness and you're really #trying your best and do something that's easy and that you love doing #oh god this is now a ventpost #mes

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tommygotwrittenoff · 2 months ago

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things i think buddie would argue about after moving in together: buying organic, the tupperware cabinet, couch throw pillows, the coffee maker

#yes i will elaborate #yk bucks buying all organic and name brand. eddie only buys organic or name brand if buck or chris want it. otherwise its gonna be generic #like if chris wants cheezits then hes getting cheezits if buck wants organic fruit leather then buck is getting his organic fruit leather #but if eddie wants oreos hes getting twist and shouts or sandwich creme cookies or whatever generic brand is available #every grocery trip is like just grab organic lettuce eddie. it doesnt matter buck just cuz theres no dirt on it doesnt mean its not lettuce #and the tupperware cabinet at the diaz (buck changes his last name to diaz okay he told me himself) house is crazy #i just know bucks tupperware cabinet in the loft is organized like crazy prob has labels or something. have you seen his immaculate kitchen #eddies tupperware cabinet is based on vibes. he tries to keep it organized but chris keeps coming home with more for some reason and theyre #all different sizes and theres no good way to condense them so theyre all just kinda in there and the cabinet closes so thats good enough #and that cabinet is the bane of bucks existence bc eddie let him have free rein over organizing everything else in the kitchen except #the tupperware cabinet #seriously eddie why cant we just throw some of these away and make some room in here?#oh suddenly mr we need to buy organic sustainably grown toilet paper wants to throw plastic directly into a landfill? absolutely not buck #and about the throw pillows #i just know mr eddie diaz loves home goods hes prob a member of the finders club or something #that man is decorating for all holidays and changes the pillows every season (canon) and buck well. weve seen the loft its the bare minimum #eddie comes back from home goods with a new pillow set and buck is like. eddie. eddie we have a dozen pillows already why do we need more??#none of the old ones match the new painting.#the new painting?? what new painting???#the coffee maker is a constant battle #because buck has had a hildy coffee maker for years and when he tried to set it up at eddies eddie was like. no. get that out of my house #and bucks like your house?? i thought this was our house 😔😔😔#oh baby i didnt mean that ofc its our house everything of mine is also yours #so i can set up hildy in our house right?#no.#and so buck is always dramatic as hell whenever he makes a pot of coffee.#oh if only i could set the brew cycle to match our work schedule. oh imagine how much we could save on the electric bill if it could put #itself to sleep after brewing. eddie. eds. babe if we could brew coffee from our phones then we could cuddle longer in the mornings #buck no. that thing is not allowed in this house.#me thinks

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tshifty · 4 months ago

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this is going to be a hot take but the worst managers ive had have all been millennials. like don't get me wrong, gen x and boomer managers can also be wild. but the most notably terrible managers? millennials. lmao

#idk what it is exactly but #the like. corporate sweetheart ism of millennial managers #like do yall know what i mean when i say that #theyre all like deeply unhappy but also kissing company boots yk #like 'hahaha i hate it here! BUT I NEED EVERYONE TO LOVE ME AND ALSO I WILL MAKE YOU HATE YOUR JOB TOO BC I HATE MY JOB' type vibe yk????#boomer managers ive had like. there is a DIVIDE FOR SURE but they arent like assholes lol #gen x managers also a divide but they just dont give a fuck and i can respect that #millennial managers? care about Every Single Thing in a bad way #anyways lmao i bring this up bc rn i have a like. Boomer Manager #and he is. so funny. in a like. bro. what the fuck sorta way LOL #but he means well and he really is kind just. no i will not be picking up your phone call at 7am on a saturday god bless though #and then at my other job there is a millennial manager. not of me thank god. but he is insufferable and it's like bro. Chill #god now im reminiscing about the worst managers ive had in a like LOL I SURVIVED THAT #choosing the Worst is hard bc like. 1 of them did try to blackmail me #but somehow? not the craziest i dont think #ill take old boomer managers who deeply misunderstand gen z in the workplace ANY DAY over millennial managers lmao #also okay i should. to be fair. also say that the best managers ive had have also been millennials LOL so yeah i guess it can be either end #but man when theyre bad theyre BAD

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skrunksthatwunk · 4 months ago

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you'll never guess what people are doing in the silent section of the library

#Guy Do You Not Read The Signs In Here Or Something #ive already had to move once and im about to again. cannot stress enough that there's 3 floors where talking is allowed #they rventually left only to be replaced by a custodial worker talking on the phone #and normally i am all for workers doing whatever to make things less boring for them but guys pls #have mercy on me. not on the silent floor. thats the whole point is ppl are working y'know #idk is that selfish of me? again i wouldn't care in basically any other setting/context #and im more ok with it than ppl just. chatting it up instead of moving to Literally Anywhere Else Where That Is Cool #but it still like. affects my productivity and shit #hour 4 of being here and instance 4 of ppl talking for prolonged periods in the explicitly labeled everywhere silent zone :/#i don't think im asking for much here #gotta clarify that im not counting brief exchanges or people whispering on their way out #they're a little annoying but i get it yk #i mean like 5+ minutes straight of speaking-level convo. no reason to be talking that long up here #minus the custodial staff but thats kinda different

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clits-and-clips · 10 months ago

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Cat is in my lap now so I'll take a tablet when she inevitably decides I've betrayed her and gets up

#txt #i had too much sugar today so idk #i dont want to sit here all night until i get tired #im not crying all day anymore so im not emotionally exhausted enough to just pass out #my aunty is apparently addicted to sleeping tablets and i dont want to be like that #nothing on her at all #just saying #idk sleeping is hard and was hard enough when i had someone with me and cuddling me #being ignored today stung #even tho i said id give him space #what does he expect really lmao he was with me for 8 years so he has to know imma have shit to say to him #most of it was about booping and my laptop being broken #so #it just hurrrrts #he better be ignoring everyone else too otherwise it is personal #which is bad #if hes just ignoring his phone then whatever yk

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fivefeetfangirl · 1 year ago

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throwback to when i said i write most effectively at work. i literally wrote 2k words at work this week

#i say this week but it was all on wednesday and today i cant 💀#i think its cause i have a very noisy keyboard and that motivates me to write more. and also cause i am bored at work. and cant be on my #phone that much. and the laptop is just there. so i write lol #or im not bored all the time. just when things are going slow #also. the thing yesterday was not worth it. i didnt get to do shit. literally edited me completely out they didnt even write my name #on it 😭😭 but yk. its fine. im okay. its cool. i got my thing on wednesday and im cool with that. im having some serious identity issues #when it comes to work. like. i love my job. when its fun. but its also super competitive. and i do have a lot of experience (for an intern)#but its like. so ignored sometimes. and that annoys me. and idk if i have the mental capacity to always be competing for work the rest of m #life yk? cause the work life balance here SUCKS ahahaha #anyways. im gonna stop ranting and pick a song to make an amv for the destiversary <3

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