#i will be matching your freak in no time

[teddybeartoji]

i have officially been turned into a sukugo lover btw. i am here. i am looking. i am invested. they are weird and i love them.

[bixels]

While I do think anon was rude, I do think it's pretty shitty to set up all this stuff you were going to add the au and then just drop it. It's disappointing. Definitely unfollowing.

Bye.

[c-kiddo]

before i sleep: caduceus autismposting . i think when he infodumps he just gets into his Talking Abt Interest mode and its a little intense but tmn understand and especially beau or jester can handle it. but he like makes very intense eye contact and wrings his hands the entire time with his silly smile and follows whoever around if theyre doing something and tells them, in a weird roundabout excited way, that his family have a graveyard (not a cemetery) and they make tea out of the plants that grow from the bodies and didnt you know that they all make all sorts of different kinds of plants for different teas with unique tastes its all very interesting didnt you know that? and he has told everyone about this in detail several times

[dissentersbedamned]

an entire doodle page worth of content of just these two waow

art commissions

full page for you nerds

[matchbet-allofthetime]

Riding Dex's steel-toe leather boot after he's stalked you for a week (you welcomed him into your apartment because you knew he was watching and it's fine because he's hot and you're both freaks)

[odense]

Teams don’t just want honesty, they want insight. "I'd like to say we're not trying to catch guys slipping up in the room, but that'd be a lie," admitted one scout. "We want to see how they process the question and then come to an answer. Often there's no 'right' answer, but the response is telling." It's a high-stakes atmosphere where multi-million dollar decisions hinge on how an 18-year-old fields a question about leadership, conflict, or their greatest failure. And the result can greatly impact the future of an organization. Werier shared a story that illustrates this perfectly. As he sat in the suite in Buffalo looking over the removed ice surface of the Combine floor, an NHL GM looked into their room and said pointing, “That player is not going to physically mature enough to excel at the next level. And mentally he’s not going to be an NHL leader.” That player is now the captain of the Montreal Canadiens.

-> The Evolution of the NHL Draft Combine: From Muscle to Mind and Why it Matters: EliteProspects / archive

"greatly impact the future of an organization" is such a funny way to say that their takeaway from the arms race was dismissing nick '+18, they planned the C for him for a year, more than a point a game, more than 20 minutes a night, three times in the ASG, prospies want to play on his line, coach raving about how thick he is and how his hockey IQ is off the charts, fourth in scoring for all canadian centers, has not missed a SINGLE GAME, franchise cornerstone' suzuki out of hand

because they decided a gosei guy would never be physically ready, or mentally leadership material.

you know! I think I've heard this story before.

and man idk! racist found in nhl leadership, more at 11! but fuck that team they did NOT deserve him! I doubt the GM gives a shit but I hope SOMEONE in that org regrets that! all the money in the world to analyze their fun personality quizzes and it all still shorts out when they meet a nonwhite player.

...

insight!!!

[phagodyke]

at its core dorohedoro is abt what if there was someone whose special interest was making gyoza and also someone else whose special interest was eating them. and they found each other in this crazy world to be besties <3

[cmdrfupa]

Each and every one of you make writing so incredibly fun and I can’t thank you enough.

I put in time and effort just like everyone else but somedays, I feel as if I don’t deserve such kindness from you all. But what I write makes me feel good and seeing how much you all enjoy it and feel good enough to keep up with my works brings me a sense of gratitude I can’t explain.

So a genuine thank you. In 9 months, I’ve found such a nice community that makes me feel seen and I appreciate you more than words can say.

[remotewatch]

I wish tumblr gave you better access to analytics bc I want to make a pie chart of what fandoms interact with Jack’s fics (so far it’s a swiftie and F1 sweep with hockey and matthew gray gubler Stan’s gunning for second)

[senjucest]

hi hello!! any hashitobi kids hc? i'm craving for family fluff 🥺

i don't have any hcs for them as parents/with kids, but if anyone else does feel free to chime off in the replies/reblogs for anon!

[howthesleeplesswander]

another surprise starter for @thrillvibin bc jfc mishka is the most pathetic, needy muse i've ever had and that's saying something aslfjsd

"So...you probably have questions, right?"

Only a few pieces remained of their pizza, the box mostly empty where it sat atop the mattress between their splayed legs. Normally Mishka didn't care for the food at Strexa—it always felt too fancy, like it was trying too damn hard—but even though it wasn't nearly as greasy or cheesy as either of them preferred, the pizza had still tasted like heaven after days of starvation while in captivity.

From the moment he'd been taken, Mishka had known that nothing would ever be the same (assuming he even made it out alive). The secret was out. Over a decade of lies, of trying so hard to protect Sasha from all of this...and now he was so far beyond involved. Why did Mishka have to be so fucking selfish?

He never would have guessed how much Sasha had changed while he was gone. And now that he was back, for the first time since...hell, since childhood, probably—they'd actually talked. Really talked. About them, their relationship, their wants and feelings, and everything that had gone wrong. All because Sasha had been so afraid of losing him. (The way Mishka's heart couldn't help but flutter at that thought was pretty damning evidence of his own problems.)

But even counting all of that...

He wasn't sure that Sasha would even want to talk about the rest. At least, maybe not yet—not after everything they'd already shared. Still, the whole "assassin" thing was the last elephant in the room. The least Mishka could do after everything Sasha had confessed was try to clear the air once and for all.

"About all this, I mean," he clarified, twirling a hand in the air to indicate the room, the entire tower, and everything that meant. His arm flopped back down around the other's shoulders where he was tucked into Mishka's uninjured side, giving a gentle squeeze. "You can ask, if you want. I won't lie to you anymore."

[mrpenguinpants]

Hello I have been consumed by the ifaron to the point I wrote a multichapter fic and adittional oneshot over the course of like a week, I'm not asking anything I just want to inform you because I am literally telling everyone and now you're in this too!!!

I gen have no fucking idea WHY the pairing has ressonated with my soul, but I am here, bury me here when I die

Lucky (Who has finally graduated)

CONGRATS LUCKY!!! YOU'RE FINALLY OUT (unless you're doing a masters/phd in which case, holy fuck i pray for you)

Okay, im uncultured and I haven't really touched the event/main story so I'm not sure how ifaron even happened or like...what it's even about? Is this another boothill/argenti thing where fans just kinda said, hmm these two are hot and i wanna see them kiss. and then hoyo just willed it and let them interact. Cause ifaron is cute, I just don't know where it came from and I'm really hoping the fans just willed it into existence.

Also, tells me you wrote a fic and doesn't even provide the link. How could you do this to me, of course I wanna read it.

[mercless]

like him relating to talon and kat for similar and also different reasons........ talon honed into marcus' image and dealing with that empty hole in their life now and kat taking after him physically and in the same profession, living life without him in it pretty well after once striving to be just like him and eventually being haunted by everything he did to her.....

she said that I make expressions like him my waist and my posture like him like him like him, like him, like him....

mama, I'm chasin' a ghost I don't know who he is

I'm everything that I've strived to be so do I look like him? do I look like him?

[thawthebeez]

oikage......... if you carry the one and factor out a four... are a manifestation of the thin line between admiration and jealousy .... i've solved it....🚬

[illyrianbitch]

Girl your strong cause I would’ve started crying if someone threw up on me! Buuuut I went to Vegas last year with my friends and I had such a fun time. Though I don’t think I drank water once the whole trip 😅 I hope the rest of your time there is fun!!!!

i was ready to fight tbh, not the girl (even tho i wanted at first) bc i recognized she was just completely out of it, but her MAN!! like why are you not taking her out and giving her some water? taking her home? clearly shes not doing alright and i have the evidence on my bare back!!!

[someoctober]

i dont wanna SHOWER 💜

me TOO 💜