#i will be even worse

[rintoki]

cw: half monsterfucking(?), throatfucking, sub danheng and dom reader ok too horny brain to write this properly

thinking about danheng in his dragon form….. thinking about his cloaca, throbbing and leaking so much…. waiting to be bred…. waiting for your strap…..

he’s wrapping his lower half around your waist as you’re fucking into him, gripping his hips so tight because of how slippery his hole is, just leaking so much that it’s so easy to slip out of his hole. hearing his whines as his hole stretches out to accommodate the strap…… biting down on his lip and whimpering as he cums so hard around it, squeezing your cock so tightly……

or just using his horns to hold his head in place as you slowly fuck his throat, letting it slowly slide into his throat as he struggles to take you, struggling against your hold on his horns. but it feels so fucking good, his horns are so sensitive, and being used to keep him in place, forced to have his throat stretched out. even better if you have him plugged up, both his holes filled up by you, the poor high elder can only whine and sob around your cock. unable to even comprehend how much he’s enjoying it, even if he never admits it.

[rovermcfly]

proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[doom-dreaming]

"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[lotus-tower]

y’all do NOT go out next week unless you have to and wear your best masks and tape the edges down bc it’s just not worth it

[nooooough]

[valtsv]

i've figured out the hack to writing is to write badly so that you can eventually write good when you go back to edit. unfortunately that means that i'm going to have to go back and edit. sisyphus rolling that damn boulder up the hill emoji.

[secretly-a-trekkie]

they deserved a beach episode

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

Aftg being set in university is objectively hilarious can you IMAGINE being in a group project with Andrew fucking Minyard

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

[potatoescanbesadtoo]

my alive gay goth son????

[boysborntodie]

TUA S4 proved that Netflix cancelling their shows after the first season is actually a good thing

[sofiaruelle]

❄️☃️The SDV Girlies in their winter garb!☃️❄️

One side how i interpreted their lil avatars and then the other side is just me playing dress up lmao.

“Bois when?” Dunno. 🤷🏽‍♀️ I will if anyone donates screenshots.

[rustic-space-fiddle]

UNDERWORLD SAGA SKETCHY BECAUSE THE BRAINROT HAS BEGUN I HEARD THE STREAM AND IMMEDIATELY BEGAN TO DOODLE BECAUSE I CANT SCREAM [low sat below the cut cuz it’s the underworld]