#i will be back with more stuff for you all soon i promise

[mameillieureennemie]

cw: weed, smoking, shotgunning

stoner!vi x reader

don't ask. i would love a joint, though.

stoner!vi who raises a brow when you ask her what's like to be high. you're inquisitive, eyes wide with your curiosity, and vi finds it funny how this makes her fall in love with you even more.

"you've never tried it?" vi asks, simply wanting to know, never judgemental. you shake your head, all open and honest.

"i just never had the opportunity to," you confess. "well, not with someone that i trust." the look you give vi after that is meaningful, one that reads, "but i trust you" and vi—vi feels like you've bestowed upon her the greatest honour.

"come over to my place friday night," she says instead, smiling. "i'll take you through it."

your smile is beaming, so bright with its brilliance that it's blinding.

stoner!vi who gets you the best weed she can find. ensures that it's not too harsh, just right for a first-time user. she grinds it until it's fine, trying to focus on what she's doing and not on the feeling of your eyes on her. as she expertly rolls up the joint, you let a brief noise of awe and vi snorts, amused.

"it's nothing special, sweetness," vi says, bringing the joint up to her lips, lighter at the ready. "just years of practice."

"i know," you reply, and vi sees how you get a bit fidgety. "it just looks cool when you do it." you lower your head a little, playing with the hem of your shirt. you're flustered, it's easy to tell. "all easy and stuff, it's..."

you don't finish your sentence, but vi can guess what you wanted to say. that has her growing a bit flustered, too, her face warming up as she lits the joint between her lips.

stoner!vi who takes the first hit and blows the smoke from her nose. then she guides it to your lips, watching intently as your pretty lips wrap around it. she tells you to inhale slowly, but you take it a bit too fast and you end up coughing. vi's instantly reaching for the water on her bedside table, passing it to you before she's patting your back.

"eager," vi teases, as you take a sip of water. she laughs when you flip her off.

"shut up," you croak, and you reach for the joint again, not wanting to be defeated.

your second hit goes a bit better, the third goes down with more ease, as does the fourth. soon vi's watching you smoke without her aid, her eyes sharp as she keeps observing you.

you're getting a little giggly, it's adorable. you're also very talkative, babbling on about everything and anything. but then you grow quiet, your head against vi's shoulder as you stare out into the room in a haze.

"i feel good," you murmur after a moment, nuzzling your cheek into the curve of her shoulder. "you make me feel good."

"yeah?" vi replies softly, holding you close with an arm around your waist. she's started to feel the effects, too. "i make you feel good?"

"sooooo good," you say around a giggle, then you’re leaning your head back so you can look up at her. "please," you whisper now. "continue to make me feel good."

with your eyes on her, soft and dazed, vi's weakness for you shows.

"i'll always make you feel good, baby," vi promises before basking in the sun of your immediate smile.

stoner!vi whose first kiss with you is through shotgunning. she pulls you in after taking a drag, presses your mouth open with her thumb and index finger digging into your cheeks. you allow it, moaning when vi blows smoke into your mouth. then her tongue's licking into you, tracing your teeth and the roof of your mouth. you cling to her helplessly, your hands delving into her hair to pull her even closer, vi hissing her approval.

"so good," you slur when drawing back for a breath, high off the weed and vi, and vi would be a fool to disagree.

she's been high off you for the longest time.

[elliee3e]

thinking about lazy mornings with old man logan.

guys i promise i’m not dead . just going through a really bad writing slump but aghh hopefully i can get more stuff out soon, in the meantime have this really short fluff drabble😭

the sun’s peeking through the white, translucent curtains — casting a glow over logan’s sleeping body as you stir awake. your mind wakes up hazily and so does your body, registering the weight of your lover’s arm wrapped around your stomach.

you shift under it, earning a mumbled grunt from him, and you realize his face is buried in your hair, nuzzling your head. he’s a pretty heavy sleeper most of the time: but when it came to you shifting awake he’d start to as well.

“darlin’..” his voice was gruff, scratchy, like his typical morning voice. you rub your eyes tiredly, as the word hits your ears.

“sorry, didn’t mean to wake you lo. just gonna go to the bathroom.” you mumble back, your voice also a bit scratched up and tired. this earns a grumble from logan, who pulls you back down with the weight of his arm around you just as you start to tiredly sit up. “you can go after. jus’ stay a few minutes.”

you look back at him, seeing his face now pressed into the pillow your head was previously rested on. although the need to pee was starting to build up within you, you sighed and climbed back into bed, the warmth of the sheets welcoming you back in — as well as logan’s face that nuzzles into your neck, scruff rubbing against your soft skin in a way that makes it tingle.

he let out a hum, the sound rough from his throat, as he pressed his face against the warm skin there, slowly starting to wake up as well — even placing a gentle kiss on your collarbone. all the while, your hand had found it’s way to his hair, your fingers running through the grey locks, enjoying the feeling.

under the sheets too, your bodies had started to intertwine. your legs slipped between his, your bare thigh nudging his clothed one, feeling the material of the sweatpants he wore.

“don’t start, baby..” you heard him groan against your neck, and it made you chuckle as your hands stopped in his hair.

“not starting anything, lo.” you said, and it was true, as you shifted closer to him, the sheets riding down a bit on your bodies, the cool air of the room hitting you two like a breath of fresh air; meanwhile your lower bodies were still enveloped by the warmth.

he finally brought his face up from his neck after a while, looking up at you, propped up on your elbow as you continued stroking his hair, your hand then moving down to his jaw and the scruff there as he met your gaze — his eyes falling down to the smile on your lips at the way he grumbled a little at feeling your hands on his face.

“m’ supposed to be taking care of ya, dollface. not the other way around, y’know..” he grunted, but he found himself warming up to the your gentle touch.

“i know. and you’ll have the chance to, later today.” you replied, voice laced with a promise of what was to come after. ౨ৎ

[kkentobox]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀SAY MEOW! W/ JSCHLATT.

description: when schlatt misses his two cats back home, he finds comfort in the little japanese pet shelter! what melts his heart even more? seeing all the animals take a special liking towards his partner.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀tags: gender neutral reader! establish relationship, pure fluff, jack & trevor mentions, reader being a cat whisperer, mentions of future children.

author’s note: did you guys miss me? ;p say yes or i’m LEAVING. i also noticed i finally have enough posts to make a masterlist, so i promise that’ll be up soon! if you guys have any ideas on what i should upload next, let me know, feedback is always welcome! reblogs & likes are always appreciated <3! do not steal or plagiarize any work belonging to kkentobox !

the group had taken a pause in filming, the calm atmosphere of the shelter almost feeling too intimate to push cameras into the faces of the animals. but within five minutes of being in there, jay had managed to attach himself to a tiny orange kitten; “he’s just like jambo when he was a baby” he said with a sparkling look in his eyes.

stuck to his hip, you watched with endearing eyes as he pet the small creature cradled in his arms, “do you think we can smuggle him back home?” he whispered into your ear, immediately smiling at how you cringed from how ticklish the air felt so close to your ear. “i can stuff him under my shirt and gaslight the worker i was already pregnant coming in.”

the kitten had been peacefully dozing off with the gentle strokes schlatt had placed on his head, with sleepy eyes it looked up at you upon hearing your voice, only to grow restless in jay’s arms.

frowning at the sudden change, schlatt safely released him onto the ground before watching the cat jump into your lap. furrowing his eyebrows in curiosity and sadness, “what the fuck man?” he groaned quietly.

jack, with a small dog in his arms, began laughing upon realizing schlatt was genuinely upset that the cat no longer liked him. with laughter coming out of your mouth as well, you couldn’t resist holding the kitten close to your chest. it wasted no time in feeling comfortable, purring against the fabric of your shirt and snuggling in deeper.

“poor baby, he didn’t deserve you..” you cooed down at the kitten, “damn right he didn’t.” “i wasn’t talking to you, jay.” “fuck you.”

though he didn’t understand why the cat suddenly didn’t like him, he wrapped an arm around your waist to bring the two of you in closer. “aw, look, he’s sleeping!” you excitedly whispered, looking up at jay with a wide smile. he couldn’t help but match your energy, “i see that, probably found his new home there, baby.”

trevor and jack normally like to give the two of you privacy by keeping to themselves, this time they couldn’t help but truly watch over how enamored their tough friend looked watching you admire the kitten in your arms. “i can’t tell if he looks stupid or sweet..” “he’s like.. both? i can’t decide if i like it or not.” trying to distract themselves with their own pets, every couple seconds they’d spare a glance at the two of you and snicker.

“jay.. look at the other cats real quick..” you had looked up and were taken off guard at the other cats in front of you guys, seemingly trying to scratch their way out of their cages while looking directly at you guys. “you’re a pussy whisperer, doll.” a deadpan look was thrown in his direction, one that didn’t wipe the smug smirk off his face.

the worker noticed the behavior of the other animals, coming over to see if they’d continue if she placed the sleeping kitten in your arms back into it’s cage. “they’re taking my baby away.” you jokingly sulked against schlatt, “you’re starting a revolt, you deserve it.” pressing a kiss to your hair after you gently slapped his chest.

only the cats hadn’t stopped. they continued. they all wanted to be held by you, which only made schlatt more jealous at the fact they didn’t want him too. taking this as a sign to leave so they can settle down, the group made their way back onto the quiet streets of japan.

“can cats imprint on people? what if i’m destined to take all of those cats?” looking at schlatt, his arm being held by your two arms as you walked behind jack and trevor.

shaking his head, “that’s not fair, doll. they’d have a favorite parent, at least jambo and soup love the two of us equally.” enjoying his response, you added “i honestly don’t see anything wrong with that, jay.” scoffing, he jokingly pushed you away, “you’re so greedy.”

quickly getting back into his embrace, “you’ll just have to accept that in every situation, i will be the favorite!” he peered down at you, a small smile growing on his lips the more he looked at you, “i suppose i can get used to it, just teach our actual kids to remember me once in a while, yeah?”

though the two of you had talked about your future together before, it always managed to make you swoon knowing how dedicated he was to make sure it happened. every mention he made of your future wedding, children, home left you wanting to kiss him stupid. he’s grown to make comments often the more you guys grew more serious and the longer you guys were together.

bringing your intertwined hands to your lips, leaving multiple kisses on the back of his hand, “our children are different.. i could never allow them to forget you.” humming in content at your response, feeling his chest warm up, “i’ll be marrying the right person then.” “that much was obvious, jay.”

[sweetiesicheng]

wonwoo - nightclub

word count : 578

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as you walk downstairs, you find yourself in one of the clubs you frequent. a bouncer brings you to a booth in a corner of the room. you relax into your seat and drink some champagne that someone brings while waiting.

more club goers arrive as the night deepens. you finish your champagne and ask an attendant to bring you another one later.

"miss, this will sound crazy, but i think we're soulmates."

you focus your attention on a man who stands in front of your table. he has his hands in his pockets, and you can see the sheer of sweat on his skin. he most likely had just stepped off the dance floor, finding you immediately after.

"soulmates, hm?" you skeptically reply to him.

he walks closer to you and leans in towards you, using his body to corner you into the seat. "don't you feel it?" he asks.

"feel what?" you ask.

"the connection between us. we're destined for this," he says to you.

"your destiny ends here."

you look over as the guy stands up to straight to turn around to see your husband standing in front of the area. wonwoo stares at the man, clearly ready to punch him.

"i don't see a—" the guy turns his head back to look at you and notices your wedding ring that you are intentionally showing off, "shit."

wonwoo raises his hand to signal for some bouncers to come over.

"alright, your time here is done tonight, sir," one of the bouncers says.

the guy looks at you, "they're blackmailing you, right? i'll protect you. i'll give you whatever you want," he says and tries to grab you, but a bouncer grabs the guy and pulls him away.

"sorry, i don't want anything from you," you reply as the guy is led out out of the club. at the same time, wonwoo walks over and sits down next to you. "hi babe," you greet.

wonwoo leans in and kisses you, "hi baby." he wraps his arm around you. "guess his destiny isn't turning out so great," he says and an attendant comes over with glasses of champagne. "you okay?"

you nod with a laugh, "that guy was interesting," you comment. "what took you so long?" you ask.

"meeting with the boys. they'll probably be here soon," he replies. "you're all dolled up tonight," he compliments you, "you look gorgeous."

"wonwoo, i think you say that to me everyday," you say to him.

he chuckles and kisses you again, "can't help it. you are gorgeous."

the two of you enjoy each other's company now that wonwoo is done with work for the night. the hustling and bustling of people is familiar, but your attention is on your husband instead of tonight's crowd. eventually, as the night continues, your friends arrive and all of you hang out as you usual do.

"baby," wonwoo calls you, "i'll be right back, alright?" he says to you.

"where are you going?" you ask.

"me and jun just need to talk about stuff real quick. one of the deals i told you about," he says to you. "i promise, no more working after that," he adds.

you smile, "okay," you reply. "i'll be here waiting for you."

wonwoo smiles and kisses his cheek before leaving the table with jun. you wait for him by talking to the other guys that are there and continue to enjoy the night in the busy nightclub.

[wlwsoccerfics]

We always have eachother(AlessiaRussoXEllaTooneXBronzeReader)

Warnings: mental health struggles, Breakup, Asthma

Summary: it's always the three of you. whatever happens you always protect one another.

It was the first day of national camp. you arrived together with Alessia, which made sense. You were best friends and Arsenal teammates after all. She told you a joke which made you laugh. "Having fun without me, i See!" Ella said as she jumped right in your way. The two of you laugh and you pull her in for a hug. "Barely!" You told her. "We missed you!" Alessia answered. "That was the right answer, losers!" Ella replied. You and Alessia couldn't help but laugh.

The two would be rooming together while you were rooming with Beth. Which you didn't mind at all. You two were good friends after all. Altough you are a bit surprised that you are not sharing a room with your older sister Lucy. "Baby Bronze!" You hear someone yell, turning around you saw that it was Beth. "Meado! Hey. Looks like we are roommates!" You tell her, and hug her. She hugged you back. "I know! Great News! But please have your little Girl group meeting somewhere else! In the room these two weirdos share!" She pointed at Ella & Lessi, grinning softly. Of course she was only joking. "Hey!" They both yell out at the same time, which made you giggle. "Promise! But those weirdos are my best friends! And i am a weirdo as well! Normal is boring!" You told her. Placing an arm around both of your best friends. "They are my Lifeline!" You said. "We can't survive without eachother! Alessia answered. "Everyone knows, kiddo! And i agree! Normal is indeed boring!" Beth replied.

You went to put your stuff in your room while Less & Toone did the same and you promised to meet up in an hour in the gaming room to hang out with the rest of the team. Beth already went there so it was just you in there. You were about to put away your sneakers when you got a Text Message from your girlfriend:

Hey y/n,

I am breaking up with you.

Have been seeing someone new.

You are free to do whatever now.

So am i.

Bye.

You stare at the heartless message of your now ex girlfriend. When you tried to call her you found out that she had blocked you. Tears were forming in your eyes. You really thought she was the one and even had brought a ring cause after Camp you wanted to propose to her. 3 years down the drain. You texted Less & Ella right away. Sending am SOS in your group Chat cause you could feel a Panic Attack coming. Or possibly an Asthma attack. All you knew was that you struggled with your breathing. Your chest hurt, every single breath you took felt like you just ran a marathon.

Your two best Friends were alarmed and dropped everything as soon as they saw your text. running to your room. Pushing the door open to find you sitting on the floor, leaned against the bed. Holding your chest, your breathing was more like a wheezing sound now. "Y/n!" Ella yelled out. "Where is your inhaler?!" Alessia asked, the Panic in her voice was evident, cause she knew what your Asthma attacks looked like. Both of them did cause they have witnessed a few of those. "Can't find." You somehow managed to get out. "I have one in my Backpack!" Ella replied and went to grab it from the room she shared with Lessi. Alessia tried to help you. Making sure you don't freak out even further and that you were sitting up as straight as possible cause anything else could make breathing even harder for you. "It all will be okay, y/n! I promise! I won't let anything happen to you." She said softly. You were quite thankful for your best friends. They are your platonic soulmates that's for sure. Ella came back running in. Kneeling down in front of you, placing the inhaler in your mouth, pushing down on it while you sucked in some air, thankfully the inhaler was working cause If that wouldn't have worked anymore you would have had to go to the hospital, which probably was your least favorite place on earth.

Alessia and Ella helped you to sit down on the bed a few minutes later because you still were quite weak on your knees after the asthma attack. "Good thing you have one of my inhalers for emergencies in your bags or that would have been a hospital trip!"you tell Ella. "I am glad you don't have to go to the hospital. We both know how much you hate them!" Ella replied. "Yeah and we can't really blame you for that! But y/n? What caused this Asthma attack?" Alessia wanted to know. You looked down and started biting down on your bottom lip. Trying to keep the tears in. Handing your two best friends your phone to show them the text from your ex. They read them while you tear up again. Alessia pulling you close and into a hug. Running a hand over your back gently. The two knew about your plan of proposing and how much you Love your now ex. You were hurt right now and they could feel your pain. "She doesn't deserve you!" Ella answered. "You are the best girlfriend anyone could ask for and it's her loss because she won't ever find someone as funny, cool and pretty as you! Not to mention your talent! You are one of the best football players of this generation!" Lessi told you. "hell yes to what Lessi said!" Ella stated. "You two really are the best." You answered.

You laid inbetween your two best friends. They were holding you, you were sleeping. Beth walked in with Lucy though cause they wondered why the three of you were missing out on team hangout in the gaming room. Both Beth and Lucy could tell that something had happened. Because of you sleeping in the middle of the day and your best friends being awake. Cause you did nap together sometimes. But usually you would all be asleep. The Situation right now obviously was them being protective of you. "Hey, what's wrong with Y/n?" Your older sister asked, she was quite concerned. "She had an Asthma attack." Lessi told her. "Oh my god, why didn't you tell me?" Lucy wanted to know. "We handled things. She is resting now!" Ella answered. "Thanks for helping her. Next time please let me know though?" Lucy stated. Alessia nodded her head in agreement ."What caused this asthma attack?" Beth was curious, wanting to make sure to keep whatever trigger it was away from you. "She needs to tell the two of you on her own!" Toone explained.

You did tell people the story about what was going on and explained everything to them, including the planned proposal. Before you told the whole Team you had a private talk with Lucy & Beth about it.

The next few weeks have been good for you. Everyone helped to cheer you up. Your biggest supporters have been your two best Friends. Like always...well and a certain blonde, tattoo loving FC Bayern Munich player. Georgia was really putting in the work to make you feel better. She got you flowers, went on walks with you, partnered with you during drills...little did you know that by the next Camp you two would already be together as a couple. Lessi & Ella did see it coming though.

[chrryblsssm]

❝     i'm     happy     i've     decided     to     go     through     with     it.     really     take     a     more     serious     approach     to     getting     the     degree.          ❞     she     knows     this     life     she     has     isn't     promised.     that     anything     could     happen     and     she     could     end     up     back     at     square     one.     that     could     be     said     for     anyone,     about     anything.     she     wants     to     make     sure     she     has     an     education     and     a     degree     to     fall     back     on,     even     if     she     only     ever     needs     it     for     her     own     personal     fulfillment.     ❝     the     age     gap     is     weird.     i     know     i'm     going     to     miss     a     lot     of     stuff,     but     i'm     happy     to     be     able     to     see     him     grow     up     like     this,     even     if     it's     not     for     much     longer.     ❞     she     was     so     happy     to     see     drew,     she     could     barely     contain     it.     ❝     mmm,     then     i     guess     you     should     pick     me     up.     ❞     she     says,     winking     as     she     takes     another     step     and     wraps     her     arms     around     his     neck.     

❝     is     it     bad     that     i'm     a     little     sad     to     be     leaving     again     so     soon?     i     miss     home...     i     miss     you.     ❞     she     says,     voice     taking     on     a     hint     of     sadness.     she's     just     happy     he     was     here     now.     ❝     mmm,     yes,     that     sounds     fantastic.     i'm     so     ready.     ❞     she     says,     taking     his     hand     happily     and     following     him     down     the     stairs     of     the     bus     and     out     into     the     cool,     dark     night.     ❝     oh,     you     don't     want     to     hook     up?     maybe     we     aren't     on     the     same     page     after     all...     ❞     she     teases,     giggling     softly.     ❝     i     bet     the     brand     would     have     loved     front     row     content,     though.     or     backstage     content.     should     they     invite     you     to     another     of     dad's     shows,     see     if     that's     something     they'd     be     into.     ❞     although,     by     then,     she     hopes     they     may     be     back     together.     that's     part     of     the     appeal     of     living     in     los     angeles     on     a     more     permanent     basis     soon.     ❝     yeah,     one     more     la     show.     i'd     love     if     you     came     to     hang     out.     i     know     everyone     in     the     crowd     is     having     the     best     night     of     their     lives     out     there,     but     it     gets     tedious     sometimes,     all     the     things     i'm     doing     backstage,     or     keeping     an     eye     on     rowan     while     mom     watches     dad.     i'd     love     to     have     company.     i     mean,     obviously     i     have     tessa,     and     we     have     a     great     time,     but...     i     haven't     kissed     her     in     a     while.     ❞     she     teases     again,     scrunching     her     nose     up     in     delight.     ❝     well,     haven't     kissed     anyone     since     you,     actually.     ❞

he smiles at her words, nodding.    ❝    they should be proud. you're doing the damn thing. getting a degree that will be there no matter what happens, whatever you choose to do.    ❞    that's something he can certainly relate to after all. he's making his money right now off of the internet, not from some 9 - 5, but... he's got a business degree when he needs it. and in its own way, it's helping him with this career too.    ❝    it's really great you get to be with rowan too- he's so little... i feel like it would be weird to like- miss your brother growing up in these stages.    ❞    he doesn't mind talking about her family, he really loved getting to be almost part of that while they were together. her brother's the cutest, and her parents really were very nice to him, inviting him to stay for dinner, letting her invite him on the road with him for a few days... that sort of thing. it was great.    ❝    we did... so i guess i am offering, princess.    ❞    he chuckles, drew smiling at her and winking at that response of hers.

    ❝    perfect. we'll welcome you back to california the right way before you hit the road again.    ❞    he's going to miss her when she does go back on the road, even knowing she probably has a few days here unless they're planning on hanging out in their next destination instead. so at least he has today, tonight. whatever happens.    ❝    double double with fries and a milkshake?    ❞    drew asks her with a bright grin, reaching for her hand to head back down the steps and off towards the direction of his car. he brushes the suggestion off in a way he hopes is gently, gesturing to the lanyard half hanging out of his jacket pocket.    ❝    it's definitely a better show from down there, but i was in one of the uh sponsor suites. bad look to turn it down to go hook up with my ex girlfriend. not that that's necessarily what we'd be doing, but...    ❞    his eyes sparkle with interest, but he's sure she gets what he's trying to say too. he came here tonight with a contractual commitment. he's fulfilled that- and now- his time is his own.    ❝    next time i'd love to hang out with you- and not for the view of the stage. one more la show right?    ❞    

[buglaur]

i've been playing the game in my own time but i gotta share this lil angel cus she's the cutest toddler my sims have ever had

[starsandnoodles]

Today I did a lot of doodles so I’m going to post them now because I haven’t been posting a lot!!

First, the crossover no one asked for

Second, Taranza picking a fight and being angry because part of my soul needs more bastard Taranza content DESPERATELY. Like guys… feed my soul.

Third, Susie Haltmann but a Gijinka based more or less on my own outfit today (I cannot write T’s very well I apologize if it looks like an R)

And last but not least a drawing of Susie Haltmann I started months ago and finally finished today

[kezibun]

Hello again tumblr ^-^

It's been a while...😅

[existencebringsonlypain]

She didn't.

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Spoke too soon, she will ABSOLUTELY be messaging this guy. That kaiju thing is awesome, she must know how he made it. Because he made it, and if he didn't then someone else made it and she refuses to believe anything otherwise. She is not getting into more dangerous magic stuff, nosiree. That is just good CGI. Maybe practical effects, if large ones.

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Steven checked his phone again. It was unholy-hours-at-night-o-clock, but his back was NOT agreeing with the car's seats tonight, so he's probably checked his phone twenty times tonight and every time the clock gets more and more mockingly late. He's a normal person, normal people are up at 2:53 am. This is not at all concerning and he does not need to use more of his dad's money to rent a motel! He is fine. Everything is fine.

Remind him to never think that phrase again. He does a breathing exercise as the pink glow intensifies. Bright pink lights coming from your cheeks aren't exactly conducive to sleep, either.

There's actually a new notification on his phone this time, someone with the URL @luzura. A quick gander at the blog reveals them to be a fanblog for some children's book series. He has no room to judge, he still posts about Crying Breakfast Friends. It's a good show! Once you get past the weird start, at least.

hey!! im just messaging to chat about your arg, its super cool. howd you get it on the news??

He chucked. Not the first time he's gotten that.

After a few attempts at drafting out messages, cleaning typos, and deleting them, he settles on:

hey yeah I know you're probably not gonna believe me but I promise you everything I've posted about has been real. I can, like. send video proof or something. or video call you, if you're comfortable with that. but I promise you it's real, I know it sounds absolutely insane

A bit defensive, but it works. He taps the arrow button.

Three dots pop up after a moment. Then disappear, then reappear.

youre right

i dont believe you

send vids

like float or something

actually no thats too easy to fake. do the shield thing. shapeshift. bring something to life idk

and hold up a peice of paper that says luzura on it so ik its real

*peace sry

*peice

*piece

He supposes that's a healthy suspicion to have.

fair enough, I'll be on it.

He props his phone up on his windshield and turns on the lights of his car. He scrounges around for paper and finds a napkin, which is probably good enough. A quick scribbling of a sharpie later and he presses record.

"Alright, yes, hi. Um. Here's your video. Sorry for the lighting, it's late. What to do... Oh, the napkin, here." He holds up the napkin the wrong way around at first and laughs.

"Hm. I guess... Bubble? I'll bubble it." He bubbles the napkin and nudges it closer to the camera, before pulling it away and resting it hovering over the passenger's seat.

"That's that. Uhh. I'd rather not bring something to life, that's only gone well once and that was more of a resurrection thing anyway. Oh, shape-shifting. Actually, I'd rather not do that either, I'm. Not very good at it. When I want to be, at least. I cannnn heal something? There's grass outside, should be easy enough. You're coming with me."

He grabs his phone and steps outside, rotating the camera at some grass and turning on the flash. "There, see, flora." He roughly grasps some blades and rips em out, tossing them to the side.

He didn't really think through this part, does he spit on them? That's kinda gross. He'll just...

He flips the camera and licks his palm, belatedly realizing this is even more gross, and flips around again to smear it on the dirt.

"Eugh." He scrapes the remaining grome off on the concrete as the grass regrows.

"While I'm at it, I'll just..." He sets his phone down, jumps and hovers in the air for a few seconds, summons his shield, and bubbles himself, all in quick succession.

Steven grabs his phone again. "That good enough?"

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It's been six minutes. Luz is tapping her foot on the ground, how long does it take?

Seven minutes.

The video arrives. It's six minutes long. No time for filters to be added. She presses play.

He wasn't lying.

ideas for a steven universe owl house crossover fic GO

[seventh-district]

again and again i find myself lamenting that audio roleplay isn't taken more seriously by some people. like yeah, they often have a romantic element, and by nature they usually directly involve/address the listener- and i totally get that those things aren't to everyone's taste. no art or entertainment is universally appealing, and that's okay! but.. it still makes me a lil sad that the "cringe" reputation of asmr/audio rp precedes it. there's a whole lot of talent and creativity being poured into these audios by so many people that i feel goes unrecognized and/or disrespected simply due to the medium that the stories are being told through.

[junkissed]

Hello! I'm new to this blog and I was just wondering whatever happened to King's Gambit (the 95 line collab)? i'm not really expecting a full answer but I just wanted to talk to you and had nothing else to say ❤️

the king's gambit masterlist — teaser for my fic

don't worry it definitely is still happening and we haven't forgotten about it!! for this collab there's one plot shared between all three of us, and we're each writing a member's perspective so everything is interconnected with each other's fics. since they share the same major events we can't really move forward on the fics unless all of us are ready at the same time, and it's been hard finding time for us to get together and flesh out how our fics end. we are for sure going to finish it eventually because we've all put way too much work into this for it to never be posted (mine is currently at 22k, nova's @duhnova is around 20k and mars @onlymingyus is over 60k) but i can't give you a timeline because i don't know it myself :/ i would really really love for it to be out by the end of this year but that may not be possible, it just depends on the other members of the collab and how much we can all get written. i know it's been over a year since we announced it and i'm so so sorry that we've kept everyone waiting, i want to finish this fic as much as you want to read it and i wish i had something better to update you guys with but that's honestly all i have for now

[emdotcom]

Hater shit incoming:

Yeah, Indigo Park is really cool, but it blew its load a bit too early by immediately killing off the cool stalker enemy from ch.1. The effect of the bird mimicing phrases is really neat, but you don't get to hear her do it much, especially because the warbling effect + loud af chase music drowns out what is being said, which sucks! Those voice lines are good!!

[sapphicsnzs]

just me life updating about moving and other ramblings in the tags lmao

[orcelito]

i miss akechi goro so much. maybe even enough to finally finish that ladue chapter 3

[untimelyambition]

anyone who talked about skipping Any of the nuwho doctors is going through my shredder

Hi any people who enjoy doctor who I want to get into the new stuff where do I start from?