#i will Deal

[squidult]

malevolent episode 19 where john and arthur pet a moss-cow-elephant-anteater thing

[heretherebedork]

Awww, they took his glasses away. Those were my favorite part of him. I mean, the long hair is nice but the glasses were just my taste. Sadness that Bo Wei isn't going to wear them for the rest of the show.

Oh, right, the show.

That I paused.

Because time travel awkwardness is happening.

... I should press play at some point.

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[antennatoheaven]

[egberts]

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[aretarers]

mantra when you fuck up is "i'm in my early 20s it's literally not a big deal"

[redstonedust]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

[draculas-tits]

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it

[punnifullife]

funnier in my head but we're all thinking the same thing, right? jason:

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

whens megatron coming back

[wren-kitchens]

tbh i would have loved a minecraft movie where the world was visibly updating around steve and alex as they explore. like, the first couple days have the old textures and their movement is laggy etc.

it takes a little while for the audience to notice, but as the days go by, there are more mobs and new trees and the movements of everything is smoother. and suddenly everything is so much more colourful than it was before and now the oceans have life, and the villages are huge, and the nether is full of biodiversity and the caves are enormous and theres something lurking at the bottom

and throughout the movie, you can see the odd character in the background of youtubers that started playing during whatever version it is at that point, and when we reach 1.20 all of a sudden alex and steve run into this group of people and its all the new character skins that were introduced at that point

idk its a shame we get something that visibly didnt have much thought put into it aside from 'lets make jumanji again but this time its minectaft' when there are so many possibilities that have so much more interest

[evercelle]

eye for an eye, heart to heart to heart

[cockworkangels]

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

secrets of farming (1863) - john w. large

"yeowch augh taking damage ough eurgh"