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So I was on reddit and I saw someone saying this in response to somebody else saying there would be no character in asoiaf that wouldn't have killed aerys in jaime's place:
"Once the Rossart was dead, there was virtually no threat of wildfire nukes. There was practically no reason to kill him. He wanted to kill him."
And I just..get so frustated bc, let's put it this way: aerys is the king, that alone makes everyone around him be his yes man, add to this that the king is a mad fucker and will kill anyone if he so much as wakes up with a bad mood and you have the unlucky pleasure of passing by him in the morning, everyone around him will be even less inclined to so much as question him. This is a court that just watches as the king kills anyone, even high lords, in unnecessarily cruel ways just bc, as he killed one of his hand's bc he refused to carry out one of his orders or something, even the queen has no protection against the king. These are the ppl surrounding the king. So you're telling me that the city will be safe from going kaboom just bc you, the 17yo hostage guard, killed one of the king's MANY pyromancers and put the king in a cell? No one will see the mad fucker in a cell and get him out? Once out of his cell, the mad fucker totally will not turn and say "hey, this bitch put me, the king, in jail, that's treason, kill him" and they will just not do it? You're telling me the other pyromancers totally did not have a back up plan of "if they didn't hear from Rossart every 2 hours or something push the nuclear button"? No? Everything would be totally fine as long as you kill the ONE errand man but keep alive the man giving the orders everyone feels compelled to obey, be it by duty or fear, that's totally fine right? it'll work out, promise ✊






the thing about redditors is that they cannot read and they also refuse to engage with what this story is actually exploring like a good 90% of the time
#ask#like u can make an argument that someone else in the same exact scenario mightve stopped it too#but god it misses the point of the aerys tragedy#which is the fact that so many ppl allowed him and gave him power to do what he did#bc the institution they are in and the system they r in#to the point that it escalated to a nuke#with only a teenager to be even there to stop it#and if u know the world we r living in this is not unrealistic actually 💀#+#‘a king keeps no secrets from his kingsguard’#and then from the visions we get from ned and jaimes weirwood dream#it keeps being indicated that w some of them even this threat wasnt enough lol#valyrianscrolls#not even touching ‘he didnt need to kill aerys he could’ve avoided that’ bc i find that just hilarious sorry#on multiple levels
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Seasonal depression Pony hcs with Darry trying to navigate how to help him?? I have a hc that pony has been dealing with seasonal depression even before his parents died and they always seemed to know exactly the right thing to do while Darry just stuck to being the fun older brother letting Pony tag along with his friends to try and cheer him up BUT now Darry can't really do that (cause... y'know 💀) so he's having a hard time figuring out how to help pony
tbh all these mfs got grounds to have seasonal depression at least one of the gang is always depressed each month, its like a torch they pass around
•before their parents died, darry rlly wasnt THAT proactive in helping him w it. not bc he didnt care but bc he didnt know how to care for him, he would ofc help when he could but ultimately he mostly left it up to soda and his parents to help, which they did
•after their parents died ponys seasonal depression genuinely slipped his mind, he just had a lot going on, so when pony started acting “weird” he remembered it and even then he didnt know how to react to it, he wouldnt b as hard on pony as he normally was but thats just about it, even then he was kinda leaving it up to others (namely soda and johnny) to help w that
•now AFTER johnny died, i feel like we can make the argument that pony has 2 points of seasonal depression, the month all that bs went down and whatever month u hc’d him to already have seasonal depression in, and darry COULDNT just push that to the side, now he’d actually have to confront it
• hes so out of the loop on what to do to help pony bc he hasnt exactly been there and he beats himself up for it, going to soda about it is his only way of finding out what to do and that makes him feel like a failure
•its so awkward when darry tries hanging out w pony to get him outside a lil bc pony KNOWS darrys trying to connect w him and he hates and likes it at the same time. he hates it bc he hates having ppls pity and thats all ppl ever do when their around pony w his seasonal depression, pity him. but likes it cause hey, at least hes not invisible to the guy
•pony told soda about how he feels about that, and soda told him to just give darry a chance. soda didnt tell darry pony said that though, if darry heard that, he would lose a lot of the small confidence he has for this
•i think darry does has his episodes of depression and those r the small times him and pony connect w one another, they both dont go to each other for their emotional problems, so this is more of an unspoken thing that happens between them, they just GET each other, more importantly they help each other to get better, by helping the other, its like they motivate one another.
•from those times darry starts getting a clearer understanding of what to do for pony, he doesnt need people to watch over him all the time like darry was pushing the others in the gang to do, he needs his space only time he actually needs others around is as a push to keep on going, b his friend not a guardian!!!
•before their parents died, pony and darry would regularly prank each other, and i could totally see darry bringing that back a lil bit just to see pony smile. if not, soda and darry bicker and prank each other to see pony giggle
•one of the things darry does is that he draws pics for pony as a lil motivation, but he cant draw for shit and pony thinks its funny. before he wouldve found them more antagonizing than anything, but the drawing is so silly and he sees that darrys rlly trying so he cant get mad
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Rhysand teaming up with Amarantha? That’s like comparing TikTok dances to ancient spell. The Illyrians? They’re on a whole different level. You totally missed the memo on this argument
ehhhh what💀
the whole point is that rhys is (1) a bad high lord and (2) just lacks initiative. he's...a lazy ruler. he only 'challenges' the status quo in ways that still uphold it. everything 'good' about the night court -- he already inherited. if anything - the story kind of praises antiquated practices of rhysand's fathers in relation to velaris. and a lot of this is a symptom of sjm being a lazy writer - but the problem still persists. like he can make feyre 'high lady' but if he told cass or az "do not tell feyre about this," az/cass would defer to him. im not speculating about this, its literally canon.
the whole point in pointing out that rhys rounds up all the 'bad' illyrians and decides to torture and murder them is to show the disconnect. rhys is willing to commit these atrocities and murders - just not in a way that would productively help the females in his court. he is the absolute authority on this issue. we're not saying "if rhys did x" - we already know that he'll receive no consequences if he did. like if rhys didn't kill the illyrians, it would have been hard to make my argument; i would have been making up a hypothetical situation and then the argument will devolve into a semantic mess. but like we can make this argument bc rhys would just round up a bunch of illyrians and kill them. he already did.
the the overarching problem is that sjm has written in a scenario in which the citizens are all blamed for their poverty, femicide, and clipping. and the story cant justify how under the most perfectest, beautifulest high lord to ever walk the earth has had over 300-400 years to fix an issue, but hasnt.
like even tam tam rebranded his court so well that his citizens fundamentally didn't align themselves to his father's previous ideology. remember the spring court that literally supported slavery - tamlin rebranded that. feyre even mentions that he did such a good job at it that his people didn't miss a step when he started to exhibit those same behaviors. tamlin didn't inherit that atmosphere - he made it. and its weird when the villain of the story has shown more initiative than your protag.
in the same 300-400 years only one court actually changed. and it wasnt the night court. and this is not to be pro-tamlin, it’s just what’s established. and we can absolutely pick apart tamlin’s politics (he was also written by sjm - she can’t write politics for shit) too, but like broadly speaking - the night court operates in the same manner it did when rhys's father was in power.
#anti sjm#anti rhysand#sorry i wrote this a while ago but forgot to actually post#anti feysand#i guess this is pro tam tam so ill tag it#anti sjm: pro tamlin#ive always felt like tamlin tag was inherently anti lmaoo bc before acosf it was always treated like an anti tag lolol#how things have changed in the last four years🙇🏾♀️#anti sjm: the illyrians#and also this anon has uncanny valley vibes lol ive never heard anyone use memo like this anymore
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i must finished s1... i have So Many Thoughts
- why in the ever living FUCK did they decide that danny getting together with rachel AGAIN was a good idea huh...? despite that relationship with stan crumbling apart she was still MARRIED mind you!! why did we decide that danny engaging in infidelity was a good idea 😭 (i have a bad feeling about her. HORRIBLE!)
- wo fat... hes like a persistent cockroach that just wont die despite how well you exterminate the place
- kamekona has got to be my favorite recurring character. shaved ice vendor by day, informant, gambler, weapons hoarder, babysitter, etc. at night. also all around A Very Good Bro. hope he sticks around for the rest of the series.
- is it weird that i like sang min's character? LOL hes like a pesky little shit and i love him for it. also helped 5-0 catch the hpd mole! brownie points for u sir!
- steve is such a menace to society honestly. how is he not charged with multiple counts of property damage and endangering of civilians. that grenade in the pawn shop? really? i will personally start a gofundme for your therapy bill mr. super seal
- you would think that danny would be able to control steve's worst impulses but hes just as erratic and impulsive lmao its quiet broody chaotic good meets loud mouthed argumentative chaotic good. they are cut from the same cloth.
- CHIN HO KELLY YOU SELF SACRIFICIAL BASTARD i swear if i wasnt so in love with your voice i wouldve throttled you across the room. handing over the deed of your house to a bookie? really?! 💀
- anyway i also love how he always has a shotgun instead of the standard handgun that they all have. (but when he shot that guy aiming for his cousin?! sir u were directly behind him im pretty sure u just blew a fist sized hole through that mans body 😭)
- kono kalakaua my beloved my surfer girl the most competent rookie in the history of rookies she went from being fresh out of the academy to being part of hawaii's elite task force. DESERVED. but i do wanna see more stuff about her that isnt surfing. the amount of time she spent in this season in a bikini is ABSURD.
- the dressing down steve gave ms cia agent whats her name?? HOT. that was unfair, i never stood a chance.
anyway i probably have more thoughts but theyre lost somewhere in the gray matter highway and i cant cough up more for this word vomit. might add to this post or make a new one when they arrive to me 🤷♀️
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omg for the f/o asks i would like to hear more abt absinthe/weiss or hildemet or hilde & hancock
💌2, 3 & 🌹1 & 7 anddd ⛓️��💥 1, 6
sorry if thats too much i am the Mr curious
>:) you will get answers for all of these & all of them because i'm sick in the head. Mr curious & mr insanity- wait thats someone else. stream dpr ian i guess!!
under cut bc you know me this will be long
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2 - How did you and your f/o come to know each other prior to your relationship? Was it an extended slowburn or a near-immediate whirlwind affair?
good lird.
absinthe & weiss: well. what absinthe expected: an antagonistic book he may or may not end up fighting while having very mixed feelings about it due to knowing how that book came to even be. what he got: a grumpy pretentious dick who is clearly a good person at heart. it was absolutely a slow burn & weiss considered him a ditz for a little while but was a bit taken aback by how surprisingly knowledgeable & dependable absinthe turned out to be. they met bc absinthe took some of the forest of myth inhabitants' deathdream (or deathdroom if you prefer) onto himself thinking he'd be completely immune to it & ended up sunk into a really deep deathdream, & obviously nier & weiss went in there to save him like they did everyone else. i think Something clicked really quickly with them but it wasn't like. romantic in nature to begin with. it developed that way they just get on well no matter what
hildegarde & emet: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 sorry i felt compelled. i mean look at shadowbringers. what the fuck ever. they're. i mean they sure know each other before dating. & i mean it's not a slow burn exactly. it's. emet yearns for him the moment he recognises the soul colour. emet also gets weirdly attached to him independently from that. emet does not like that. hildegarde ends up relying on & trusting him more than he does the scions even after the "betrayal". emet teaches him black magic. hildegarde really wishes they didn't have to fight in the end & truly genuinely wishes there was another option. & they're getting married anyway #mydeusexmachina
hildegarde & hancock: they actually grew close surprisingly quickly considering the walls both of them put up?? which is probably why tbh. hilde found him really charming & charismatic, which no one really understood lmfao, & hancock wasnt particularly intimidated knowing this was the warrior of light eikon slayer blablablah bc he Looked Pretty Pathetic & he found the contrast really endearing. it wasn't explicitly romantic until post endwalker though. & they spent a LOT of time together before that! very much & slow burn & hancock was aware of his own feelings for a long time there. hilde wasnt. he doesnt know jackkk shitttt
3 - Who was the one to pursue the relationship? Was it even reciprocated at first? Was it a big deal, or did you instead forgo a "confession" and one day just quietly acknowledge that you're basically a couple?
absinthe & weiss: definitely not one-sided. i don't actually think either of them "pursued" a relationship per se, it kinda just. happened. when absinthe tells emil about his feelings for weiss emil kinda just goes "oh... i thought you guys were a thing already..." & absinthe has to reckon with that. this of course leads to emil (& later kainé.) making attempts at matchmaking but less "getting them together" way & more "getting them to acknowledge they are together" way. & they do that by teasing the shit out of both of them in various ways. kainé can & will weaponise this during arguments with weiss & they have to get a tantrum hole for him within a week. you know the tantrum hole. from the flaming skull comic. this but for weiss. his rectangle tantrum hole
hildegarde & emet: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH head in my hands. it was "reciprocated" but they felt about each other in very different ways despite it being love on both ends. GESTURES TOWARD SHB. they did not get together then at all Obviously. they lived pretty much like a couple once emet came back but it did take them having an (imperfect) actual conversation about Things for them to really... get anywhere. it's a mess in there
hildegarde & hancock: theeee one-sided pininggggg which was actually not that one-sided hilde just hadn't thought about it that hard bc for the longest time he was perfectly fine being best friends who fuck. at some point it became that & also something else & he wasn't sure what to do about it so he did nothing. a LOT of shit happened between 6.5 & 7.0 tho bc emet came back + they had enough development to actually get together + hancock was straightforward about his own feelings & they also got together + working out a stable solution between the three of them?? (which is just making sure hancock & emet get along which they do surprisingly well happy throuple thriday yay) hancock kept it to himself for a while bc the notion of courting the warrior of light felt way beyond him bc he's not nearly as important in the grand scheme of things & he's overall relatively content with how things are but he, as he liked to call it, decided to be selfish for once & ask for a bit more of the wol's time despite him being needed to save the world & whatnot. & hilde was basically like :0 whoa! i hadnt thought about it like that before! let me ask my gay thing at home
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1 - What terms of endearment do you and your f/o use for each other? Are there any particular nick/petnames that get used depending on specific contexts?
absinthe & weiss: lol. absinthe calls him sir pages when being overtly reverent (& completely genuinely too. like this is serious shit for him. everyone is fucking embarrassed bc that's cringe as hell) & otherwise calls him every nickname he finds nice enough. weissy is of course one that comes to mind... weiss usually calls him a hopeless dolt which is correct & yes it functions as a petname for him. you know how he gets. oh he also calls him a charlatan at times
hildegarde & emet: ah hah hah... flattery will get you nowhere, dear boy... 🚬 that aside. of course we get dears. emet isn't actually much for petnames but azem functions as one due to being a thing pretty much only he & hildegarde know about in as much depth as they do. & ofc hilde being. well. him. he uses it both when he's annoyed & when he feels like establishing to everyone in the room they have a special connection. like how i say my wife. grins. hilde gets so fucking smug when he realises that's what's happening on the other hand hildegarde is reaaally fucking annoying with petnames oooh my love my light sweetheart darling... they actually do share some of these (emet can say sweetheart & darling sometimes. but only sometimes. he has to be feeling real tender & willing to be more openly affectionate which he's actually a bit shy about a fair amount of the time. died & reverted to his ancient self in a lot of ways i fear just with a shit ton of trauma added & all that) but hilde uses them way more liberally now there's bedroom-exclusive petnames & they are entirely based on what hilde likes to be called. like doll. kinda shit emet says if he wants hilde to stop arguing over inconsequential shit
hildegarde & hancock: nobody wants to know the fucking petnames hancock can come up with. NOBODY. but he does. you know his ass uses hingan terms of endearment too. "my dear hildegarde" wasn't enough they told him go big or go home & he went unnecessarily big. sadly hildegarde finds it cute & calls him a lot of annoying petnames too but love is the most recurring one
7 - What circumstances are cause for celebration between you and your f/o? ex. Birthdates, anniversaries, holidays, accomplishments etc.? How do you like to celebrate these occasions?
absinthe & weiss: in post-canon they definitely celebrate emil & yonah's birthdays. absinthe & weiss push for celebrating nier & kainé's as well, & since neither of them know their own birthdays absinthe & weiss' birthdays end up getting celebrated on the same day which happens to be the day the gang got them to fully out loud say alright yes fine maybe we are married by vibes. now having lived as long as he has & knowing all that he knows absinthe is very particular about dates. it's not really celebrations much but he does go out & visit certain places every year to honour them & what happened there, like the shadowlord's castle or the lab. & eventually weiss starts tagging along
hildemet+hancock: emet is a lot more fussy about dates than he would care to admit... in part because he has a reason to care about time passing now. things don't blend in like they used to. he's very mindful of anniversaries & birthdays, though not particularly his own. was actually quite content when hancock "pressured" hildegarde into picking a birthdate since he didn't know his own, so he could "have one date to send him gifts for rather than sending them the whole year round" (it does not stop him it was an excuse for them to have something to celebrate). special modern au note that they celebrate all big jewish holidays 💥
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1 - Are you and your f/o subject to difficulties in your relationship? Does this angst take the form of interpersonal problems, or bigger circumstances happening around the two of you?
absinthe & weiss: i honestly can't really imagine them legitimately arguing... like, weiss is horrified when absinthe drains his own lifeforce to save others but he does consider it to be worth it so he can't be too upset. & absinthe doesn't like arguing. they're weirdly stable considering the people that they are
hildegarde & emet: (scared smile) they need to stop putting hildegarde in life or death situations man. the current biggest strain in their relationship is that he keeps ending up nearly getting himself killed & comes home an amorphous blob more often than not (the more his aether drains the more he struggles to maintain his form). they bicker a fair bit & have a LOT. of baggage. but it never comes anywhere close to earth shattering final days divorce
hildegarde & hancock: sighhh. they don't like to be verbally vulnerable with each other..... problems ensue. biggest difference is that hildegarde fucking despises lolorito & deeply deeply wishes hancock understood that poverty isn't the only bad thing that's happened to him. but it also took hildegarde a very long time to tell hancock literally anything about him (like. post shb) despite how much hancock's seen him get all fucked up. they have had pretty bad arguments though which seems uncharacteristic for them with hancock's whole thing being about keeping the peace with Everyone & hildegarde being a bit of a doormat by nature. hancock Did try protecting hildegarde exactly once, got hurt about it, & he had never seen hildegarde this mad before nor has he seen hildegarde this mad since. & it takes a lot for hildegarde to be outright furious
6 - If your f/o suffers a terrible fate in their source, did you nyx the angst altogether to give them a happy story? Does your f/o come from an otherwise normal story and you chose to pile on the angst voluntarily?
(smiles) what do you think :3
as with all things i stick to canon & simply elaborate or stack things on top so the impact of everything remains relatively the same. i absolutely hate undermining the impact of things like character death if they happen for a reason that i can get with (you know, unlike yotsuyu & other such cases) just because i want a character to live. i have to find much more convoluted ways for them to live in the end, because i'll be real i genuinely think hildegarde would've died in post shadowbringers if he didn't have emet in his head for a while, & it has to fit canon to a degree. that said
absinthe & weiss: didn't nyx anything, i merely gave him a freaky ass powerful wizard-scientist who can & will give him a physical vessel to avoid him evaporating into the general atmosphere LMAO. i don't think i added much angst it's mostly just the consequences of absinthe as a character. the angst comes from what he knows & what he's been through, & the fact that he knows things about weiss' past that weiss doesn't AND that weiss cares about him enough that seeing absinthe hurt affects him
hildegarde & emet: sighhh takes long drag. there's a shit ton of angst in canon & i added a shit ton of angst on top of that because hildegarde is just... so miserable for so so long. & emet is also so miserable. it kinda had to be all miserable for a while. but they get a happy ending bc i fucking said so!!!! #yaoiwin
hilde & hancock do actually get some added angst because it's funny LOL! get tormented blond man with the beautiful eyes!
#asks#emewtselch#ffposting#nierposting#weissinthe#absinthe#hildemet#hildegarde roquefort#handegarde#hildemet & also hancock is here#dude my organisational tags. fuckkkkkk so many#this took me a long time bc ive been tired all day as usual but also my keycaps are an actual texture nightmare today#my fingers feel so fucking bad i gotta stop typing#will answer other asks after i sleep im sorry everyone :( my hands aughh
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It still goes back to he wouldn't have even chatted with you if he had known you bullied Ale. You're a stranger being nice to him. Yes, he's going to be polite back. That isn’t proof that he wouldn't despise you for the things you've done and are doing now. / omg someone is mad mad, what happened? You will cry because you cant use your old insults? 😂. Im sorry but its so funny because shippers lose they one good argument they have and they try to create a new one but they dont think and use ale😂 they at least could say aw because that would make more sense but lets not expect it from shippers .
Mod really we dont have to do anything and shippers will be the whole clown show on their own we will just watch.
Even i wasnt here from the start but i remember you said you created this blog durning award season, and if they were smart they could go to archive of this blog and check the dates they would know this blog didnt exist in ale time
The jokes write themselves 😂💀
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1.CHICKEN CONUNDRUM

"wtf is he talking ab- WHAT THE FUCK???!!" screamed y/n as midoriya suddenly landed on the hood of bakugos truck, glowing from his quirk. he sat there for a bit just staring down, crouched in a spiderman position.
"YO! HOP THE FUCK OFF MY TRUCK AND GET IN!!" whisper-shouted bakugo at midoriya.
"my bad my bad!" midoriya started. "mr.aizawa was stalking the halls so i jumped off my balcony into tree, then the truck"
"..."
"u so damn ghetto."
"literally."
"nigga shut up and drive"
"say less"
"WAIT LEMME SIT- FUCK"
"yall are so aggy"
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"you niggas have no home training. no decorum. next time i wanna go somewhere at night, im taking shoji and tokoyami." she notified the two boys, who were STILL arguing. While you guys were supposed to be patiently waiting for your food, bakugo had the bright idea to start an argument with an eight year old because they said that "endeavor tops allmight no matter what.". This caused Midoriya to join the argument, rather than stopping it as he was supposed to, because he "wasnt gon let some prepubescent gremlin disrespect allmight like that." The commotion caught the attention of the parent, who ended up yelling at both the boys. Long story short, the boys were kicked out while y/n had to wait for their food, alone.
"not our faults. kid shouldn't have such ass takes." bakugo said with a shrug, taking a hand off the steering wheel to grab some fries out of the bag.
"whatever, it doesn't matter," y/n began. "we need to figure out how to get back into the dorms without mr.aizawa seeing us."
"just ask bird boy if it's safe to come in yet, and if not make it safe." replied bakugo in a somewhat bitter tone.
"and who says he's gonna help us?"
"you know he's down bad for you y/n, just text him already so i can finally fuckin eat.." midoriya muttered the last part.
"fine fine whatever😒"
.*•*.•
"thank u fumikage :)."
"no problem, y/n! :>"
"bro, get a ROOM. i just wanna eat man.." midoriya grumbled, bag in hand. "u guys giving eachother the googly eyes is making me SICK."
"oh shut up, you're just mad she's not making them at you, nerd." whispered bakugo, making midoriya ball up his face and walk into the girls room.
(you can get envision the room however you want, but i'll give a visual if wanted)
saying her last good nights to tokoyami, the girl entered her room after katsuki, closing the door behind her. Her dorm room wasn't dirty as she kept it fairly organized, aside from a few things on the floor and cluttered nightstand. She kept a fan, because she liked her room cold. (she'd sometimes get shoto to cool it down for her)
Grabbing her remote from her nightstand and handing it to midoriya, she sits criss-crossed on the floor and takes food out, getting ready to eat.
"im bout to fuck this food up im so hungry🤤‼️ " she exclaimed, rubbing her hands together with a big smile on her face. "wait- did we get napkins yall?"
"oh..."
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this mf had sauce all over his fingers.
ALL OVER.
"what the hell💀"
"ykw... come with me to the kitchen so i can grab some napkins and YOU can wash yo nasty ass hands.."
"OK! damn im coming!" he huffed, getting up from his spot next to the carpet, cautious as to not get sauce on anything.
"oh yeah, can you bring me my juice, too? it should be in the VERY back of the fridge, i had to hide my shit from dunce face bighead ass because he kept drinking it even AFTER i whooped his ass."
"okay, suki. i got you" she chuckled " but next time, just put it in my fridge, the only people that go in there besides me are you two and Sato." she responded as she walked out, softly shutting the door behind her, as they began their quick trip to the kitchen.
"that chicken good as hell tho." midoriya said as he entered the kitchen behind the girl.
"i can tell."
"aww n/n," he began to pout "don't be so mean :(." he whined, putting his saucy covered fingers on the sides of her face.
"izuku midoriya. i know DAMN well you didn't just rub that sauce on my face."
"uhh, whoops?"
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war has begun.
"GET YO BLACK ASS OVER HERE!"
"WAIT WAIT IM SOR- OuCH!!"
"THIS WHAT YOU GET."
"OK DAMN MY BAD YOUNG MAN! HARD HITTIN ASS"
"bitch- wash ur hands and let's go!" she mugged at him, shortly after draggin his ass.
Turning around & bending to grab bakugos juice out of the fridge, she felt something-or someone- come up behind her.
"izuku get yo ass from behind me unless you ready for round two of this ass whoopin."
"my bad princess, it's just a whole lotta ass in the way.." he said with a slight smirk. "and only beat my ass cuz you snuck me😒"
midoriya wasn't like this all the time, he was only really himself around y/n and bakugo. Mina only ever got a sneak peak, but he doesn't trust her as much as the other two. They're the only two people that he'd completely confide in.
"ok but seriously, that chicken is good as hell y/n. I only got like 4 pieces left."
".. four.. out of 20. izuku .. baby.. it wasn't going anywhere."
"ok but still, you can't-" "deku?"
looking left from where they were going up the stairs, there was uraraka, standing outside of her dorm room in her pjs. she stared straight ahead at midoriya, eyes never lingering.
"oh, hey uraraka!" he greeted with a small smile.
"hi! its like 4am, what are you doing up so late?" she responded
"oh, i'm just hanging out with y/n and kacchan! sorry, were we too loud?"
"no you're fine, just be sure to go to bed soon, okay? we wouldn't want you to be to tired too hang out tomorrow, right?"
y/n sighed and began to walk up the stairs, uraraka didn't even acknowledge the girl. this wasn't anything new. its was as if the she pretended y/n didn't exist. what did she do for the girl to not like her? she's always been cordial with her, never rude. she didn't understand.
"princess, you alright?" midoriya asked, bringing the girl out of her thoughts, and back into the outside world.
"yeah i'm good"
"you sure? i'm here to talk yknow."
"im ok zuku, let's just hurry back before katsu gets mad over this damn juice"

taglist: @ast4rg1rl
a/n: sorry about the super long wait ! i think im going to shorten and split my next chapters, cuz this took like 4 days to write and its not even that much LOL.
#bnha midoriya#izuku smau#izuku midoriya x reader#bnha smau#mha iida#mha x reader#mha deku#mha#bnha#bnha x reader#bnha fluff#mha fluff#bnha bakugou#shojislady
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yes i completely agree!! btw when i sent that ask i wasnt trying to say that i think certain idols are gay cause i stand by the opinion that assuming any sexualities irl is WEIRD. but when its fiction sexuality isnt a big deal AT ALL and getting mad over gay fics is also extremely weird 💀 i wish people would remember that we do NOT know these idols irl and the vast majority of us have no chance of actually ever hooking up with these idols so caring about their sexuality irl and getting mad cause an idol you wanna date isnt attracted to your gender is delusional and stupid.
No worries!! I didn't think you were assuming anything by the argument you were making alone, so none of it was directed at you, but more so the general sides of fan fiction readers/writers that hold strong beliefs in sexuality. There's a difference between preference in fictional writing and genuine real life belief. i wish people would stop merging the two lmfao, it gives all of us normal people a bad name bc we write whatever, whenever.
and this goes beyond just a sexuality too. it goes for darker and more taboo tropes, and it goes for the reader inserts using their own likeness and getting hate because it's not inclusive too.
at the end of the day, it's all porn and not that deep. if your life revolves around smiting people for writing what you don't like writing or reading yourself, you're sad and i pity you.
i'd keep yapping, diving into the other things but i rly just don't have the energy to care about the fan fiction police anymore. people can either like me or hate me, but i hope everyone knows that they're safe here regarding hate from me. i genuinely don't give a shit what anyone is writing or reading, and imma write and read what i want too. [this obv doesn't count towards my own triggers or moral stances tho, i just block people when i see something that i don't like, wish more people would do that lmfao.]
ANYWAY
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sonic.exe fictionkin from an entirely different universe source-wise !!
i remember one time i got so pissed off by fleetway in one of our regular arguments (started by yours truly) i threatened to go to hell zone and throw myself into the river of lava i had added (yes. i added a river of lava to my zone because literally why not) and he dared me to do it. jokes on him, i actually did it and made him watch
bro was HORRIFIED 😭🙏 i came out unscatched (i dont even remember what the actual hell my body was made out of since it sure as hell wasn't organic, but he didn't know that, so!!!!!) and i think he genuinely thought i wasn't going to come out alive after that💀
lord x scolded me for it and majin was just insanely concerned and asking if i was okay afterwards and i wasnt allowed to go near the river
(unless i was using it for my victims, in that case i was allowed to)
on top of all that i THINK fleetway was semi traumatized after all of these events happened but the rest is really fuzzy (if that makes sense) so my recollection isn't that reliable
-Sonic.exe (X) (💢🎉💥)
my sonic knowledge is questionable at best (i really want to get into all the lore properly) but that sounds insane i love listening to wild kin stories!
#mod star#fictionkin#noncanon fictionkin#noncanon kin#kinfessions#sonic.exe kin#💢🎉💥#inbox is empty folks! send in more things!
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hi bestieeee
ive been following & have had notifs on for years. i actually dont even pay attention to kpop anymore AIDBBFHFDISO but ive always wanted to know sooo badly: how does LOOH end?
I know it's on indefinite hiatus but it doesn't seem like itll ever be completed, and the curiosity has always killed me 😭
"it doesn't seem like itll ever be completed" PLEASEEEEE i screamed but yeah youre 100% right LOL
its kinda hard to say how looh was supposed to end because i kinda write smaus on the go without indepth storylines lol (i.e. basically i bullshit on the go and fake it til i make it)
fair warning also that ive forgotten almost all of looh by this point... i used to have a notebook with my ideas for the smau but i lost it during my last move so this is what i can remember. apologies if there are inconsistencies but i genuinely dont remember LMAOOO its been (8)4 years...
i can give you an idea of how i was thinking of ending looh... under the cut for the sake of people who dont give af lol
i do know for a fact that i planned jimin and y/n to be endgame. it was going to be a long process of "will they or wont they" because of jimins underlying insecurities and y/n's inability to introspect would always be a hindrance in their relationship
i know i framed y/n as like a "really good person" but she really isnt perfect. i was gonna lay more groundwork to "expose" her for some of the fucked up shit she did in the past (i forgor 💀) and i was planning on exploring her internalized "holier than thou" complex
that was gonna be the second main conflict after the whole jimin vs tae conflict... kinda like a season 2 lol
BUT BACK TO SEASON 1... tae vs jimin lol so yeah tae releases that slander video on jimin and he runs away... y/n is supposed to have a big altercation with jin and make him release a statement proving jimin's innocence... jin ofc says no and y/n + jimin (+kook on the side) have to figure out a way to improve jimin's public image
my initial idea was that he tries to pivot towards becoming a professional dancer and joining hoseok's crew... i was planning on introducing a new character (likely seungkwan haha gotta keep with the seventeen member cameos) who was gonna be like a PR manager... they'd make a youtube channel and post content about their dancers. not just their dances, but interviews, challenges, etc. just to "prove" jimin is the good guy or something.
on the side, the seungcheol/jeonghan/yoongi drama... yeah seungcheol gets dumped by y/n like an additional two times LOL and for funsies, jeonghan confesses his feelings for seungcheol to y/n (shocker) and its all very messy mwahahah (yeah they both end up sad in the end my bad). as for yoongi... OH BOY
so yeah he got rejected by y/n which RUINS his ego and he doesnt give up for a while. then he starts crushing on seungcheol (who previously had a crush on him lol) and it gets very messy but overall he gets called out on his power tripping ways and ends up alone at the end teehee (he was gonna get an epilogue scene where he goes to the club all drunk and shit and a younger guy hits on him but calls him "sir" after seeing his face properly lol)
as for jin/hoseok/namjoon... uhhh yeah 2seok dont end up strictly together... theyre both chaebols with fucked up senses of humor (they both enjoy playing with people like chess pieces) and jin gets super pissed when he finds out hoseok has been playing with HIM on the side. they have a heated argument that causes the collapse of bang ent (hoseok has more money/influence than him and essentially grabs the company off jin's hands) and BOOM friends to lovers to enemies to ???
oh and namjoon is there. uhhhh yeah he becomes jin's little puppet for a while. essentially namjoon spies on y/n for jin and breaks her trust. this further strains kook's mental state because he feels super guilty about everything. i was planning on kook being pro-joon and breaking y/n's heart, but i wasnt sure. it all depends on how i was feeling tbh LMAOOO sometimes i like making jungkook cry (all the time)
as for tae... yeah he wins LOL he's essentially the main antagonist (its not jin... surprise) but he actually succeeds in becoming a very popular pornstar. even when hoseok grabs the company, he keeps tae on their roster and tae becomes very rich. he continues trying to slander jimin but he eventually stops when hoseok forces him to stop (out of guilt? bribery? revenge? who knows lol)
umm back to jimin and y/n... yeah they get together blah blah y/n confesses first, jimin gets hurt a lot, y/n is bad at relationships (shes got bad interpersonal skills), they have a large argument where y/n accidentally dehumanizes jimin (ouch)... so many things. all that matters is that they do end up together... maybe not so happily, but they'll get there. i think.
SO YEAH THAT WAS SO MESSY idk how coherent this was... again like i said, i kinda write smaus on the go so a lot of these things arent necessarily canon. i only consider things canon when stuff gets posted, but again like u said thats probs never happening LOL but in the meantime, if u have more questions about any of the points listed above, lemme know!! i'll try my best to explain further (sobs i am so rusty at writing u dont even know) anyway blessings be upon ye!!
#PHEWWWW THIS WAS SO MESSY LOL IDK#looh was written in 2019 isnt that crazy#people have graduated from hs/college at this point!! FAWK#I GRADUATED FROM UNI!!! CRAZY TIMES!!!#textau3#Anonymous#answered#sorry this took long btw lol i had to remember how to write (its hard)
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Keishin 100% dude, arguing and then realizing feelings then confessing mid argue? So keishin vibes
45 and 46 :p
HI AGAIN ANON SO it’s been a few days (so sorry about that btw.) And i have. Possibly the funniest news. i was thinking really hard about your ask and how to approach it because i tend to sort of…draft scenarios in my head before actually answering my asks? and i was like. hmmmmmm idk why im having such a tough time with this! i feel like no matter what i do it ends up feeling forced! and i genuinely DONT know how to tell you this but I THINK YOUR ASK MADE ME REALIZE YTR SHIN IS AROMANTIC????? LIKE I. I GENUINELY DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY. THIS WASNT INTENTIONAL. I JUST REALIZED IT.
like ok i know im the creator of this au and i can do whatever with the characters. but sometimes i feel like the characters are actually doing whatever they want to and im like a haggard reporter chasing after them trying to figure out what’s going on.
that said i still really wanted to answer this ask because i think it’s interesting and also because ive already put you through the ringer with the light mode debacle (😭) so its still keiji and shin but a more…platonic take on these prompts?? I HOPE THATS OKAY AUUUAUAUAU;;;
anyways just to offer you a bit of background: keiji and shin are a super interesting duo in ytr to me! keiji takes hinako’s spot, meaning he’s a human who tries to blend in with the dummies. if shin lives, he actually gets paired up with him (i know that doesnt actually fit the role swap but i wanted to anyways because they are the parallel characters of all time to me). i definitely see their relationship starting off with mutual suspicion, with shin being suspicious of keiji’s behaviors (what with him secretly being a double-agent for asunaro n all here <.<) and keiji being suspicious of shin kind of splitting off from the rest of the group. yet, i also see this evolving into a sort of mutual intrigue— they’re both invested in trying to Detective each other out and figure out What This Guy’s Deal Is.
a moment for 45-46 would, to me, definitely take place after it’s revealed that the dummies’ goal is to kill their partners. if shin already didn’t trust keiji, he would certainly not after knowing this info (i mean, come on, mr. 0.0% over here…). and i can TOTALLY see them getting into an argument over that, since a conflict of interests would be born from keiji wanting to keep an eye on shin while shin just wants to be Left The Hell Alone.
i think keiji would make the argument that if shin was really so worried about being targeted, why doesn’t he just make the first move to take out keiji? to which shin would be like are you stupid? then ryoko and everyone else would want me dead. to which keiji would point out…buddy….they kind of already do. he can Sense the antagonism in the air just from how ryoko and shin interact.
he then takes it a step further to observe that shin cant trust anyone, but he doesnt have it in him to betray anyone either. shin would actually be caught off guard at this, but also be like “bitch you too” and say that keiji also hasn’t trusted anyone, hasn’t revealed practically anything about himself.
i think this is where the “realization” part kicks in. shin desperately DOES want to trust others, in this case he even *does* like keiji, but he’s so terrified of letting anyone in (ESPECIALLY after the 2nd main game) when it’s so much easier to push people away.
i think…they’d be able to be a bit candid here. realizing that they’re at a bit of an impasse, i think keiji would be the first to open up a little about Why he acts this way (more of the traumatic past stuff, less of the asunaro stuff for. obvious reasons 💀) and shin would mutually confess how he felt about the death game and that he wants to trust keiji but just feels like he can’t.
the real fun (tragic) part is that i think after having a conversation like this shin would feel hopeful!!!! that maybe even in this awful environment he could find someone he might be able to call a friend(????!!!!) but of course that’s cut short because keiji dies in the banquet 💥💥💥 hence why this is the Worst time for him to realize he actually doesn’t think this guy is half bad. sorry i love making shin suffer </3
ok yeah i. i know this isnt really keishin. sorry anon </3 but shin aro icon remains true and real in my heart forever
#princesseevee answers#ask games#your turn ryoko#shin tsukimi#keiji shinogi#i feel like i let you down for a third time i am genuinely so sorry 😭#i just unintentionally heavily aro coded shin#ok small ramble because i love this headcanon ive decided#i feel like hed mistake his desire for platonic intimacy as wanting romance#and then he’d realize. he just does not feel that way about anyone#he just want friends. and hugs. and honestly he’s so so real for that#im not projecting i swear i swear i swear
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HELPPP😭
Today i was at a Popular ( a store w books and etc ) so while looking for some romance books ( because im single and lonely ) i wasnt able to find any books that sounded VERY interesting to me😔
So my brain just decided to open my notes app and starting creating some ideas/ plots for romance books??
AND HELPP- 😭
IDK WTH I WROTE💀
( im tryna get some opinions, i asked my guy fren but he hasn't responded )
AND SINCE UR LIKE MY FAV WRITER ON THIS APP ( and like an actual writer ) IMMA NEED U TO JUDGE MY PLOT IM SORRY😭
imma summarize in a dum way to speed things up-
BASICALLY,
Girl is a happy family and great home :)
Girls parents fight ( AGAIN )
Girl become sad
Girl don't like being at home no more cuz home doesn't feel like home😔 so she tries to avoid going home as much as possible
Girl go party
Girl wake up in mystery guys bed
*ITS THE NICE POPULAR GUY THAT EVERYONE LIKES and wanna gets with🤭😏* ( he was the host btw )
Girl be like : GOTTA GO😅
Guy : NO WAIT! pls stay longer
( he has small crush on her but both of them don't realize it, he develops it when he starts seeing her stayback after school more, he does too- reason is revealed later)
Girl goes home and fighting gets worse
Girl decides : why not, beats being at home. and now lives at boys home ( kinda like a REALLY long sleepover tho-)
As girl continues staying with boy she starts to notice that boy is actually really lonely despite being popular ( his parents were like nagi's and never around, thats why he always throw parties fyi 😮)
As both of them continue living together, they start feeling more and more comfy with each other and soon always want to be tgt
so when their relationship starts getting closer and closer, will they be able to experience the warm feeling of having a home?? ( Metaphorical sense )
( THEY END UP AS COUPLE OBVI )
i got inspo from a quote that says "souls tend to go back to who feel like home"
IM SORRY THIS WAS SO LONG😭🙏
take care, love and kisses 💋
BYEBYE!! ❤️✨💅 :)
okay first off, why did you put nagi in there, like leave that lil guy alone what did he ever do to you 😭😭😭💀💀💀
second, that is a lovely idea actually, bonus points if the boi has fluffy hair
also thank you for keeping it simple with girl and boi because I wouldn't understand the story then
but still, it's a really great and sweet idea in my opinion :}
damn I should read my books....
Also I hope that the parents sort their argument out at the end becuz hello they have a child, and where is she??? Like are we not gon talk about them???
anyways, your idea is cool, but I want the parents to apologize to girl for making her feel uncomfortable with their arguments
and the boy and the girl should have a lil kith at the end..👉🏻👈🏻
that idea you have is overly lovely, my sweet little ghost👻
please tell me more if you want to continue, okay?
-your diamond <3
#loser vxbes#👻#sweet lil book ideas with @loser-vxbez#loser-vxbez slanders nagi#nagi slander#bllk nagi#nagi#blue lock nagi
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Theo is latino no we had vote🍊 idk what latino would but unfortunately I've seen certain minorities for you know who it truly baffles me but after the Puerto Rico comments and just his whole narrative in general it's pretty clear where he stands on them (it was really clear in the first place tho I dont understand why I've heard ppl be like "hes not racist"💀 like bruh) and I've even seen ppl justifying those comments being like "oh it wasnt him who said it and he said he doesnt know who that "comedian" is like srsly? I mean apparently the guy had a history of racism and either his campaign knew and thought he'd be the perfect fit for a n*zi rally or they didnt do any research which is still embarrassing like he dont even know who goes through his PR team and ppl want him to control who goes through the border (which seems to be their biggest argument) like make it make sense. Praying for you america the rest of the world wants Harris💙
Yeah you would be surprised how many minorities are so in favor of that man despite him not caring about them in the slightest. It will never make sense to me. There's people I work with who think he's some great option who is going to make everything better and they make me look like the crazy one for hating him. I just don't get how there's people like that who exist. He's made it clear time and time again that all he cares about is himself and doesn't have any respect for really anyone except rich white men aka people like him. He has no intention on making things better for the average person and I don't know how people don't see that. Hopefully we won't have to worry about him anymore though and we can finally be rid of his nonsense once and for all 🤞🏻
#asks#anon#i do worry what will happen if he loses too though#you know he's going to have a meltdown and his supporters will cause all these riots#its going to be ugly regardless...sigh 🙃
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I need to rant about what happened today (and all my friends were involved so I’m gonna tell some random stranger on the internet 😭😭)
So basically we were in PE and me and my friend were put into this team with this girl, (A), and she already is known for being a bitch and overreactive as hell. Anyway we were playing end ball which is netball but without positions and stuff, and this girl took the ball off her and she got pissy, then she (IN THE WRONG CONTEXT) said touché (she used it in the context of like fair enough) anyway my friend was like “Two shades.” Because we were joking about how she was getting pissy about the two shades of green of the bibs because there was light green and dark green and we were joking about how she was ‘colourist’. For context I’m literally black and we were VERY OBVIOUSLY joking. But she got mad and stormed off court and started complaining at these girls (who are the like popular and pretty girls who were sat on the side) and then those girls were glaring at me and my friend for the rest of the lesson. I’ve never had any problems with these girls before and i swore they didn’t even know my name, and i swear they don’t actually like A, they just love drama. Anyway i went up to A and asked what she told those girls to make them glare at me and she went “no I’m not talking to you you cunt” and then the girls came over and I asked one of them (S) what she told them and I DIDNT GET AN ANSWER. SHE JUST SAID I WAS TALKING SHIT. I WASNT, I WAS JOKING. Then when they went inside S walked past me and my friend and said “Yous are some bitches man” like EXCUSE ME??? We were JOKING. And then in the changing rooms after, we started arguing as our clothes were opposite each other and it was annoying how she just refused to tell us what we did. Maybe we were taking the piss a little bit but it wasn’t meant to be mean and she just EXAGERATED IT. And we were trying to have a productive conversation and I was prepared to apologise and then even her FRIENDS were on my side. Then she ran out to those girls and then the girls came over and were yelling at me for “getting people involved” and “turning everyone against her” WHICH IS SO FUCKING IRONIC BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS WOULNT EVEN BE STANDING INFRONT OF ME YELLING AT ME FOR GETTING PEOPLE INVOLVED WHO HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH IT. Anyway they told me to watch out. And those popular girls were giving me dirtys ALL DAY. Also apparently I called her small but that did NOT leave my mouth once. This schizophrenic bitch is trying to get me jumped.
You know it’s bad when you have to involve the popular girls because your argument was so bad. Like tell me what I did? Tell me what you told those girls I did?? She’s literally moving up to the other end of the country in two weeks so she’s starting shit that she gets to run away from soon.
I’m not scared of these girls but it’s really annoying when they look at me and snicker and whisper. Like talk about being a bitch?? I was trying to be productive but she wouldn’t tell me what I did 💀💀💀
IM DEADDD the colorist joke was funnyyyy tho omg yall got her mad over nothing like shes being a lil TOO defensive abt it. i think u shouldve been more mean actually like if she wanna yap to bitches abt it then give her something to yap abt!!!
#jump her before she moves#WHO SAID THAT??????#i love stirring the pot#be more mean these bitches deserve it#asks
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(it's okay oomf yar good! sorry as well for not registering immediately that majority of the points in your response leaned more on personal interpretation rather than completely going off based from what the canon showed us, i was under the impression that it was since my og post was heavily structured around what we saw in canon so </3)
but okay, I do see your point a lot better now. In retrospect, S1 and S2's stepping stones for the build up of her betrayal was good enough as it is in hindsight... until they pulled up the gothel card—which came out of nowhere—because not a single time throughout the seasons did Cass ever wondered where her own parents were, or wonder what they were like or wonder where she would be or what her life would be like if she wasnt orphaned. Basically nothin to constantly place that thought attach to her character to make sense for her to tweak out in S3E1 about Gothel
The show tried to tap into this in S1E5 "Cassandra v. Eugene" but she pretty much made it clear that didnt seem to matter to her she hardly cared about who her bio parents were. So pulling up the Gothel card didnt amount to much cuz it was terribly build up, if at all really. Like how come she decided that was the final straw??? when she clearly didnt gaf before like??? ever??? on top of that, S1 Cass pretty much had an idea that Raps' time with Gothel wasnt the greatest but she suddenly forgot about that by S3 like gurl what 😭
And I agree that this revelation did not serve Cass' villain arc in any meaningful way by a long shot, it just destroyed a perfectly understandable resentment on Cass' part towards Raps that didnt need Gothel involved in the picture because youre right, because of this choice by the writers—thats unfortunately what most of us (me being one of them admittedly) remember as the source of conflict (when it wasnt what S1 and S2 setted up at all)—their arguments just revolved around the topic of Gothel whenever they actually clashed confronting and fighting each other after that and it overshadowed everything else about Cass' character and did a nasty job at trying to make her sympathetic 💀
The writers should have sticked to the real issue (Cass being fed up with Raps based from the experience she had as her friend in the present, not what happened in the past) instead of throwing Gothel in the mix as a scapegoat as being "the problem" that caused their fall out
But thats not what happened so—and either way I still think Cass shouldnt have gotten a free pass for all that shit in the end and should have atone for her mess by NOT running away hoping for the best that Corona forgets about it in a couple of years like its medieval cancel culture. Gurl get yar ass back there and take responsibility. I will die on this hill (/nsrs)
i'm sorry but Cassandra, a fully grown ass adult, getting off scot-free and getting to go out in the world immediately after committing all that shit in S3 without so much as at least a year time in jail will never not leave a bad taste in my mouth
Cuz like, Eugene almost got sentenced to death by hanging for, what, petty thief???? while absolutely zero for her despite leaving corona in literal ruins ??? yeh right sure
idc if one was extreme to heighten the stakes for the movie, and the other one just gets a slap on the wrist cuz "the punishment is not the point" because in-universe, thats just fucked up and fuckin unfair
So yeh, I personally prefer to think gurl was actually permanently banished from Corona and is not allowed to so much as step foot on coronian soil like thats the bare minimum on the justice system's part ig
#reiterating all this even tho me and oomf has had this exchange in the comments#cuz i also wanted to add a little more#and editing comments is not an option in this app so here we go#plus its more efficient i put eveythin on a reblog so#also oomf another clarification#my notif popped your reply in the comments as the one on the very top of my notif when i received it#so i didnt immediately saw that you actually made a whole seprate response in the reblog clarifying you agree to the other points igsegiesg
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Hey!! Sorry if I’m doing this wrong I am new to this kinda stuff but do u mind writing headcanons on how the p5 phantom thief boys would take care of the reader when they’re on their period? If not it’s fine!
꒰baby im yours !꒱
p5 boys when their s/o is on their period headcannons !
character x afab!reader
includes joker, ryuji, yusuke, and akechi !
warnings : mentions of periods, obviously lol
a/n : its shark week for yours truly so i thought now is the best time to write this :D i wasnt sure what gendered reader you wanted, so i just decided to leave it as afab, hope thats alright :))
JOKER // REN AMAMIYA
maybe this is biased, but i feel out of everyone on this list hes the most prepared.
like, hes not overbearing but he knows just enough to spare you both any awkward conversations.
he doesnt have any feminine products in his bathroom since its technically shared with leblanc customers and he doesnt want to embarrass you or anyone else, but you know theres always a few of whatever you need in his school bag or his dresser!
hes a very calm person, which can be very relieving, especially when you accidentally bleed on something.
you both were hanging out one day after school, and when you got up off of his bed to go make some food, you noticed a red spot on the sheets.
you were internally freaking out, trying to figure out what to do knowing how some guys tend to find it gross, while ren literally just comments "dont worry about it, i needed motivation to do laundry anyways." and asks if you need anything.
you feel like youve just been given whiplash, no way thats it, hes so cool with it?
he even gives you a pair of his boxers and sweatpants since you bled through your clothes, and when you come out of the bathroom hes got a steaming hot cup of coffee and some chocolates on the counter all ready for you. <3
SKULL // RYUJI SAKAMOTO
confused, embarrassed, and a little bit (a lot) dramatic. he tries to act like its not a big deal, but in reality he doesnt really know anything about periods, and hes convinced youre secretly in a lot of pain. (which i mean, you could be depending on cramps… but you get what i mean.)
hes horribly uneducated on this topic, and definitely the worst person to be stuck with when you start.
hes calling ann asking her to explain what to do with the reddest face youve ever seen. 🧍
ryuji definitely thought it was a little gross at first too, but once he understood it was just a normal thing your body did he felt more okay about it.
hes trying super hard to be a good boyfriend, but hes stuttering over his questions. barely able to ask you if he needs to get you anything.
i swear his eyes almost popped out of his head when you said all you wanted was for him to shut up and cuddle with you. 💀💀
he tries to be there for you as much as possible, but if you tend to get more angry, just note that hell try to stay away a bit.
he has issues keeping his temper under control, even when it comes to you, and he doesnt want to start any unnecessary arguments.
at the end of the day, communication is key when it comes to you guys relationship, he just wants whats best for both of you!
FOX // YUSUKE KITAGAWA
yusuke has probably never felt the touch of another human being before you so hes very… confused to say the least.
what do you mean youre bleeding? and its normal? this happens monthly? his mind is blown.
i dont see him being weird in the way he wants to use your period as inspiration for a painting, but weird in the way that hell track it.
maybe this just a personal thing who finds it weird when a guy wants to track when your on your cycle, but it seems right up yusukes alley 😭.
hes a little strange, and he just wants to help! but he also doesnt really know what hes doing, so his presence can be a bit overwhelming.
gets pouty when you end up snapping at him, but once you explain why hes a lot more aware of how much hes bothering you.
hes also willing to get you whatever you need, as long as youre buying.
one time you had asked him to get you pads/tampons, and he called you 30 minutes later saying that he didnt have any money…
however, unlike someone else on this list, hes not embarrassed about it. more so genuinely curious, as he loves learning about you and he thinks its important to know how your body works!
hell probably draw you something nice as well if it makes you feel better. :)
CROW // GORO AKECHI
oh boy, akechi sure is a character. and i think with him it depends.
usually though hes just a pretty average guy. hes not stupid, but he also isnt the best at understanding your emotions, or his own, for that matter.
youre in public, akechi talking to one of the tv hosts after hes finished appearing on a show, and you gently tug on his jacket to let him know you started your period, and need the restroom.
hes conflicted, whats supposed to come first, you or his reputation? when it comes to him, he makes any simple situation way more complicated in his head.
he makes an eternal sacrifice to shoo away the people talking to him, and he quickly takes off his jacket to wrap it around your waist. you both find a bathroom nearby and he paitently waits for you outside.
when you walk out, he offers to pick up whatever you may need (including some food) and take you home.
at your front door, he kisses your cheek, but cant help but noticed the nervous expression on your face.
its only then when you mention that akechis jacket is, in fact, a light color, and is most definitely stained now with bright red blood. his face goes blank, and youre worried for a second he might be mad.
he only shrugs at that, same detective prince smile as always, and jokes that youre paying for his dry cleaning.
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