#i was worried i got rid of them

[yogscastenthusiast]

look upon my freaks

[turned-on-tum-rubs]

Daily reminder not to be in fetish spaces if ur a minor

AND REMINDER TO KICK OUT MINORS FROM FETISH SPACES CUZ A LOT OF YALL DONT DO THAT???

[neighbourhoodtwo]

usamericans please stop putting your "congrats uk!! hope this happens to us in november!!" posts in the uk politics tag please please you have no idea

[mishy-mashy]

Incorrect Shiki (OC) quotes

(Context: she's the coffee barista OC that Kudo saved and joined the Resistance)

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Shiki: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Bruce: Throw rocks at he.

Yoichi: Hot Dogs.

Kudo: Kill him.

Shiki: Thanks guys.

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Bruce: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Shiki, and Leader in an alleyway who I mistook for Shiki.

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All For One: I have one of your friends.

Shiki: Which one? I have seven.

All For One: The self-sacrificial, no sense of self-preservation one, that'd kill themselves for a slice of pizza.

Shiki: Which one? I have seven.

Kudo, from AFO's vestige world: HEY!!!

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Kudo: I would do anything for Yoichi.

*Later*

Kudo, atop a pile of dead bodies, choking on his own blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS.

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All For One: So, you’ve finally arrived-

All For One: Here to continue our-

All For One: I’ve been waiting for this chance-

All For One: Stop skipping my dialogue-

All For One: Seriously, stop-

All For One: INSOLENT CUR-

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Bruce: Do you want to explain the text you sent me yesterday?

Shiki: It was autocorrect.

Bruce: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Shiki: Yes.

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Yoichi: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed!

Bruce:

Bruce: I'm gonna tell him.

Shiki: Don't you dare.

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Kudo: What's wrong?

Yoichi, crying: It's just the onions.

Kudo: *picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Yoichi?

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Shiki: Leader, we're running low on rations.

Kudo, eating a bowl of microwaved ketchup: What makes you think that?

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Bruce: How long do you think it’ll be until Shiki finally snaps and murders someone?

Kudo: I assume it already happened and no one managed to trace it back to her.

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Kudo: ARE YOU-

Banjo: Fucking.

Kudo: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Banjo: Fucking.

Kudo: IDIOT!

Nana: ... What was that?

Yoichi: Shiki-san banned Kudo from swearing, so Banjo-kun is helping him out.

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Shinomori: I'm sorry for interrupting your date

Shiki: We aren't on a date?

Shinomori:

Shinomori: *turns to Bruce*

Shinomori: I'm sorry she's too stupid to realize she's on a date with you.

Shiki: What- What does that mean? Is this a date?

Bruce: I was kinda hoping it was, yeah.

*20+ years ago*

Kudo: Have fun on your date.

Shiki: It's not a date, dude. Bruce just asked if I wanted to go to the museum with him.

Kudo: *turns to Bruce*

Kudo: Are you sure about this one? She's dumb as fuck.

[smile-files]

oh yeah i watched the new ii and it was pretty wack. my only two thoughts are

i love cabby

they had to neutralize clover?????? hello?????????

[alangdorf]

Ok so I know I’ve taken a few liberties here with gijinka-fying the Rampaging Doomers, of all characters, but hear me out: self-recognition through the other (derogatory). Not just a reminder of the part of himself he doesn’t like to acknowledge but also a near-perfect replication of him at his worst (Magolor EX, specifically). They know enough about Doomer and Ancient societies and his situation with the Crown to get right to the heart of his insecurities, which makes them really effective at bullying him. Also like. Extended family judging you for your life choices lol

Anyway, included the lines this time cause I’m really proud of the composition but a bit disappointed with how the coloring turned out. It did however help me pinpoint what I’d like to improve on, which is my coloring/shading. I think I get into details too quickly to the detriment of the piece as a whole and I also think the way I shade doesn’t have enough contrast and doesn’t take light sources into account very well. I just need to do some painting studies sometime and that will fix me, I swear

[gojohatemail]

Laios wouldn't judge me or make me feel bad for being excited about things I enjoy.

[inthebeginning-rebellion]

i do think people are taking djenks 'izzy is a father figure!!' comment a little too literally

ED saw Izzy as a mentor/'father' figure, a safe, codependent, but also deeply toxic and volatile bond. 'I loved you, as best I could.' he could never love Izzy in a way that was... better, because it was dependent on violence and repression of the true self. I don't think he really saw Izzy as a DAD, it was more that he was a sort of... amalgamation of a lot of things that Ed never had and wished he had but were still not what Ed dreamed of. Lucius says to Stede 'maybe the time with you is the best he was ever gonna get'. Izzy was... the best of a lot of bad relationships, but still not a relationship where he could be his true self. He had to be Izzy's ideal.

Izzy loved who he and Ed were together, the infamous notorious brigand of the seven seas Blackbeard and his loyal, deadly first mate. He loved this concept and this ideal and this comfortable niche they built together after a lifetime of not belonging, but he spent all of season 1 HATING Edward, pushing Edward down, wishing Edward would die. He loved an idea of a man that did not exist anymore, and Izzy knew that about Ed, he knew it long before Stede came around and was refusing to acknowledge the fact that he was beating a dead horse. 'I have... love for you.' I have love for who we are together. I have love for the idea of us as a pair. I have love for what we built. But not you, not what's in your heart.

They're still and always will be family, there still is and always will be love, but love that was unequal and dependent on things that did not match up to what the other loved. I think when Izzy comes back, in whatever way they bring him back 'cause look I'm sorry he's not staying dead if we get a season 3 are you kidding me? Buttons is a bird. Ed was dead long enough for the crew to resort to eating raw seabird. Magic is real and love is true and varied and comes in many many forms, and witches turn into seagulls, and widows paint lighthouses, and soup is good, and whim-prone men open inns, and to be loved is to be changed. I think I'd be a lot sadder about Izzy if I wasn't so 100% sure of the fact that he'll be back. I just don't see a world where Izzy isn't there in season 3, I really don't.

I don't think Stede and Ed are going to be staying as Innkeepers for very long. I think they're going to miss the sea and they'll have to get back out there in the great wide open sooner rather than later, and I think they're going to end up bringing Izzy with them in some form or another. I don't think they'll necessarily be pirates, but I do believe The Revenge is home and I do believe they'll find a place to meet in the middle. (I'm saying, Dinner Theater on the Revenge, docking in Nassau, Barbados, and the former Republic of Pirates.)

Anyway the point is. Ed and Izzy felt vastly different types of love for one another and it was tainted by experience and aggression and pain. They brought out each others poisons and when Ed got tired of the poison, Izzy demanded it continue. And by the time he got what he wanted, Izzy, too, had changed too much to want that poison. But he did ask for it, he demanded it. And it nearly killed them all- it did kill Ed. Imagine that, demanding your oldest friend, your family, to be their worst self, regretting it, and then killing him for it. And yes, he became a unicorn and came out of his shell and grew. But there's still... more, for Izzy to become.

His death will be his rebirth, I think, in a way that goes far beyond the unicorn. He is the spirit of piracy. He became that, in season 2. If we get season 3, fuck it man. Give me ghost pirate Captain Hands, the true and literal spirit of piracy.

[secretgardensmind]

Ghosts (BBC) is airing on CBS starting Nov 16, and my PVR shows each episode as only 30 minutes long. So…what did they trim for time??Sitcoms usually have around 21 minutes of actual showtime, with the rest for commercials. Ghosts episodes are around 28 minutes. Did they chop off 7 precious minutes per episode? I genuinely fear how they might have altered the show. Did the Idiots have a say in this butchering or was it done willy-nilly by CBS??

[taegularities]

Here’s an update on that guy.

So since our classes restarted he kinda… idk what happened but all I was getting were those glances and little to no staring contests so obviously I was a little disappointed. There were like only 2 or 3 instances where I caught him staring at me. And that’s it. And today after what felt like ages something occurred. So in the middle of the lecture the professor came up to my desk and he asked me something related to an assignment’s submission. And in the process of looking up from my notebook I saw him staring and since the professor was talking to me I couldn’t look at him for much longer and I knew that his eyes were on me so my mind started to malfunction and I literally told the professor that I’d submit the assignment TOMORROW 😭 Anyway, just as he stepped away I looked at him and the guy averted his eyes but me being me just kept on looking at him and he legit looked back at me and we just kept on staring at e/o 🫣🫣🫠🫠. I was the first one to break the eye contact even tho I didn’t wanted to ☹️ And what I did after that is just so ridiculous. Gosh I’m so embarrassed but I really want to get this off my chest 😭😭 so just as I looked away I kinda smiled and I hooked my arm with my benchmate and started to sort of laugh like a fucking idiot and she just kept on looking at me like 😵‍💫 what happened dude after that I almost banged my head on the desk and hid my face in the book all while my benchmate X’s friend (who is also friends with that guy) was looking at me 🥹 He saw me do that shit I FEEL LIKE CRYING 😭 AND JUST WANNA GO 6 FEET UNDER CAUSE WHY THE HELL DID I JUST LET MYSELF DO THAT SHIT INFRONT OF EVERYONE 😶😶

i'm like the friend watching from the sidelines, with an eye twitching and wanting to push y'all into each other's direction so you can finalLY KISS LMAO

okay no but seriously, babe, if you wanna hear my advice... it's time to approach him, me thinks 🤨 ofc that's totally up to you, but to me it feels like the two of you have such clear interest in each other and could be so adorableeeee, i mean you can't stop staring!! lolll and i think if you reach out, you'll have some clarification on what he thinks about you 😋 bc the glances are so cute, but have been going for a while 👀 and might leave you wondering over time (unless you're okay with that!! :D). also ignore me if you don't wanna do anything like that at all, i'm just cheering for your happiness hehe 🤣 and dw babe!! i bet it wasn't that bad and the laughter was even somewhat adorable 🥰

keep me posted and good luck with your assignment!! <3

[alyimoss]

if you ever wanna know how to write an unlikeable character just look at genshin impact's paimon

[kasaneteto]

bowl:smoked

tinder:deleted

PS5:on

time:gaming

[draconicsplendor]

Why do some university students two years younger than me not know how to use Microsoft Office? I knew that schools don't teach computer skills as much as they used to, but like... this is worrying.

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

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[sleepinglionhearts]

various intangible forces beyond my control PLEASE give me the fucking energy to work on commissions tomorrow and wednesday

[inutaffy]

"i didn't want to talk in front of archie and the others .... as it turns out, peabody had a lot to say. the bounty on your pal Archie, it's not just on him. it's on anyone who's with him or is helping him. which means there is a target on your back now too jughead. it's the same if he goes back to riverdale. archie's dad, archie's friends, everyone is at risk. which is why you got to cut him loose."

"im not just gonna ditch archie, mom! he's my best friend."

here's how j/archie can still win