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drive to work: nervewracking, but I was still the first one* here, so, I win.
#what do i win? idk#i hope the boss lets us wfh tomorrow#*second technically but the other guy takes transit so hes always 30+ mins early#i was the first driver!#fingers crossed it stops snowing and the roads are better tonight bc that was not fun
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no beach divorce, no paralysis, just an annoyed look on the car ride back home
#the taxi driver picking their ass off the beach is like 😶#i just know they’re the couple arguing in front of everyone#they’re leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere with their argument#cherik#Aleks art#xmen#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#magneto#xmen first class#XMFC
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Guys I think there's something wrong with my cinnamon roll
#snake#ball python#his name is miquella. appropriately. the first thing he did after i picked him up was charm a bus driver
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circular narratives, passing the gauntlet, and boy kings // inspired by @mnyd 's tags on @drivestraight 's post
#ngl guys i lost the plot halfway through but cba to course correct its 3am#like that lewis quote at the end prob shouldn't be there but whatever!!!#anyways. learnt many insane things abt these three's careers#like for his first win max youngest driver fought kimi oldest driver#also didn't know lewis was was and prob still is the youngest driver to sign a developmental contract#uhhh tags okay lets see#web weaving#f1 web weaving#max verstappen#lewis hamilton#oscar piastri#mv33#lh44#op81#f1 web weave#f1#considered adding my sources. wanted to sleep. and therefore did not apologies#there is an odd obsession with youth running through this.#t#made by t#art#not my best but we live
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russian grand prix 2019 drivers parade
jenson is asking who he should ask a question to first and chooses lando. lando's about to say max (as in ask max) and max goes 'norris' and pets lando's head unprompted and lando just repeats him "max...norris? 😀 why max norris?" and then max gives the most bullshit answer of all time
you can see lando's brain short-circuiting in real time as max pets them and then he's careful placing his own back and touching max's
#max norris 😀 why max norris?#Lando is literally Max's third Bengal cat#pet pet#kitten friends#norstappen#your honour i am once again propagandizing#Russian Grand Prix 2019#driver's parade#max Verstappen#lando norris#shoutout to lia for posting this in the discord first
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finally rewatching the race with f1tv commentary and charles' onboards is traumatizing but umm something interesting of note...
"you need to let max by" vs. "norris past, piastri and hamilton, and then there's a gap to alonso"
#just saying#bryan is a real one he is a lestappie he gets it#bryan🤝gp calling their drivers' emotional support rivals by first name#their driver in laws if you will#ik charles calls max verstappen sometime but tbh i think thats because xavi did and he was repeating it back#bc he usually says max in interviews#which means he prob also says max ordinarily#which means bryan who has been in his garage for years would know him as max too#in this essay i will#(i will not bc i have work)#lestappen#tag later#*delphi
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it's hell on earth to be heavenly them's the breaks, they don't come gently
#daniel ricciardo#dr3#went on a hike the sunday after the official announcement and listened to this song on repeat for probably 3 of the 8 miles#POV: me in the middle of the woods telling myself to get it together#while crying about a 35 year old millionaire before I end up passing someone on the trail and they call the police on me#so song is about how female stars are treated overtime and when they first arrive they're praised for being authentic and refreshin#but once the shine wears off and they're a little older and reveal imperfections or they struggle they become a target for ridicule#and then they're discarded for the next new thing in town and the cycle keeps repeating itself forever#which to me so closely mirrors daniel's trajectory in F1 in the eyes of the media#but also when you take the lyrics at face value they are just so daniel...#the f1 ecosystem and more specifically the redbull “family” are fake as hell#and yet daniel is one of their most genuine products who actually can't be easily reproduced (but by god they'll try)#he showed a great deal of promise despite coming from a place that really never should've produced a successful f1 driver#because the cards were stacked against him and nobody really thought he would make it#but he did and he gave us 13 brilliant years (and he has SO much more to give and do and succeed at and he will)#but the wheel of time keeps spinning and the cycle continues for the next shiny new toy that they can nurture and then destroy#anyway i'm not totally in love with these gifs but I need to be done w/them and I had to exorcise this demon that was making me sad
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Made this one a few months ago while trying out different ways of painting backgrounds. This one is way too textured, but I learned a lot afterwards :)
#sth#silver the hedgehog#been listening to sonic music a lot lately#I got an external disc driver last year and some blank cds#and the first thing I burned was a Sonic mixtape#I'm all for buying CDs and supporting the artists#but sometimes you just gotta make your own playlist yknow?#my stuff
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it's time to let the "they got into f1 through DTS" discourse die. we should be preparing ourselves for an imminent and decidedly more frightening prospect*: people getting into F1 through F1 the movie
#*: /hj I will never be a gatekeeper because I got into f1 through [REDACTED]#- if anything I mostly feel sorry for anyone whose first proper introduction to the sport is b.rad p.itt larping as an f1 driver#additionally I'm dreading the impending onslaught of driver b.rad p.itt edits/x reader fics#em speaks#f1#dts#drive to survive
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apparently Sandkheg's Hide is being delivered via Stone's Throw Shipping these days
#i am LAUGHING#literally the ups driver hands me this box and this was the first thing i saw#truly iconic honestly#critical role
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I know we joke Lawrence Stroll is basically a bond villain, but my god, I have to take off my hat to him. Man joined this sport purely to support his son's career and dreams, and has seemingly just managed (not officially confirmed as yet) to nab the key to achieving those dreams in certified freaking car genius Adrian Newey, the man behind car designs that won 6 constructors' championships, 7 drivers championships, and earned 120 podiums to date for red bull alone. He's won 12 constructors' championships in total with 3 different Formula One teams (red bull, williams & mclaren). And now, he's apparently chasing Max too. I have to admire this man's sheer commitment, I now need him to win (sign newey & Max when the time comes) so badly now to see him rub the entire paddocks nose in it lmao.
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#lawrence stroll#lance stroll#aston martin#adrian newey#if Adrian's at am I'm happy to go there with max lmao#provided we have good strategy too#hannah schmitz is right there#and kindly please bring gp too#him and max are a joint set not sold separately#but also... is aston martin going to be the first team with three drivers on the grid?#because like good luck babe if you think you're going to kick Fernando out after teasing him possible wins with Newey's designs lmao#Lawrence stroll going from bond villain to antihero in my eyes wasn't what i expected ngl especially not so quick#but i am an adrian newey stan so c'est la vie#lawrence stroll bond villain (affectionate)#toto wolff bond villain (derogatory)#<- I'm sorry lmao that's just my pov#honestly though nothing would be funnier than toto failing to sign max again oh I would die laughing
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SARGENATION THERES LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
#logan sargeant#f1#williams racing#ls2#williams racing when i get my hands on you#logan being able to show his raw speed in indy#this is so hot of him#high key wanna know which teams#prema is definitely the first one though#most because rene loves his prema drivers#and logan almost won a championship with them
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Max and Daniel meet at a club and have a one-night stand. That's the plot. Not as much smut as one would think.
cw: not too graphic sexual content and mentions of alcohol (but neither of them is drunk)
Daniel watches from the bed as the guy comes out of the bathroom and starts pulling his clothes back on. He almost stumbles while slipping into his skinny jeans, and it should be funny, or maybe awkward, how clumsy he is with it, but Daniel can't help feeling a little bit charmed. Just as he had been charmed by his blunt advances in the club, and the way he had laughed too loud at Daniel's bad joke in the car.
He wasn't supposed to be charmed.
Well, to be honest, he wasn't supposed to be in this situation at all. He doesn't usually go to clubs alone, he isn't that young and horny anymore, but he had needed to feel the bass in his lungs and the alcohol in his veins after a few long, awful days, so he had chucked on a shirt and some pants and found his way somewhere he was hoping he wouldn't get recognised. He had ended up in a small club on the other side of the city, and it had taken him a sparkly drink and two dance offers to realise he maybe still was young enough to have fun.
It had taken Max to make him think that maybe he was also horny enough.
Max had slid behind him on the dance floor, large palm against his hipbones, turning him around to throw him a wide smile, eyes crinkling and sparkling in the low lights.
Daniel wasn't planning on going home with someone, but Max had guided him to grind against him while they were dancing, and then kissed him wet and open right there in the middle of the crowd, and Daniel had lost his mind a little.
Daniel had thought about asking him to go to Max's place, he didn't like inviting strangers into his house, but Max had slipped a hand under his shirt to touch his sweaty skin and asked "take me home?" and Daniel had.
Max had chatted and laughed in the car, a hand firmly planted high up on Daniel's thigh, until Daniel had stopped pretending he was following whatever he was talking about and tugged him into a kiss. He didn't like kissing people, kissing men, somewhere he could be seen so easily, but Max's lips had been red and full and Daniel had wanted it.
Max had taken his shoes off at the door and Daniel had felt a tug somewhere too high up and on the left to be his gut. Max had kissed him like he wanted to eat Daniel whole, but touched him like Daniel had been something precious. He had taken him apart more easily than a one-night stand was supposed to.
Daniel never bottomed with strangers, but Max had been hovering over him, eyes so bright and intense, hands playing with the band of Daniel's underwear, and Daniel had let his legs fall open before Max could even ask what he wanted.
Max had still asked and Daniel should have known he was making a mistake. Because when he had come, Max's hand around him, Max's dick inside him, something had been rearranged inside him, something had dramatically shifted. Or maybe it had happened earlier, when Max had pressed a kiss against his stomach while opening him up. Or when he had closed his teeth on Daniel's bottom lip in the car. Or earlier still, in the club, when Max had told him "you look pretty, Daniel", voice rounding his name weirdly.
And now he is watching Max getting ready to leave, feeling like his world was tilting, and he was supposed to learn how to live with that.
He watches as Max shrugs his black t-shirt back on, trying uselessly to smooth out his hair a little, hoping he doesn't look as desperate as he feels to ask him to stay.
Finally, Max pats his pockets to check for his phone and wallet, and then looks up, smiling at Daniel with the same lips that had been pressed against his pulse point not twenty minutes ago.
How did Daniel end up like this?
"That was fun," he says, smile too practiced to look fake. Hopefully.
Max's eyes seem to soften and he nods, crossing the space to the bed again to press a kiss against Daniel's cheek.
"It was good, Daniel." He says it like it's not just Daniel's name, but like it means something more, something Daniel doesn't know yet. Something he'll probably never know, now.
Daniel is expecting him to leave then, is ready to curl up in bed and go to sleep without even showering, disgusting as it is, just to keep their smells together a little longer, a pathetic thought to have about a one-night stand, but one nobody will have to know. And yet, Max hesitates, a hand coming up to rub at his neck, tug at his hair.
Something scarily close to hope starts to fill Daniel's lungs.
"I don't want to, uh, be that person," Max starts, stilted and awkward, ears red. It's the first time Daniel seems him embarrassed, and he wants to lick the blush right off his cheeks. "Could I maybe give you my number?"
Daniel is looking for his phone even before Max has closed his mouth, ignores him as he giggles when Daniel lunges out of bed to grab his abandoned pants, raising his phone in the air like a trophy. Max is fully laughing by the time Daniel hands it to him, but Daniel doesn't care anymore. He already can't wait to call.
#so uhm this came out sort of nowhere?#i was just doing my thing and my brain said 'daniel in bed watching max putting his clothes on to leave'#and at first it was supposed to be an angsty thought#but then turned into. this.#so yeah angst another day i guess ajxkdnfjkdgb#i haven't reread this so if there are typos no there aren't <3#also if this doesn't make sense..whops?#is daniel a f1 driver in this? is he just some sort of famous person? who knows not me#and is max a student? does he just work a normal job? who knows!!#there was zero worldbuilding in this godbless xx#but if someone wants to chat about it with me just hmu lol#maxiel#my writing
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Lucy has the prettiest Kylux art <3 And she's so kind to allow me to post yet another animated version of one of her pieces. Find the original here and shower it with love.
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#kylux#armitage hux#kylo ren#allthestuffimade#domhnall gleeson#adam driver#huxlo#general hux#ben solo#benarmie#hux#star wars fanart#star wars art#sw art#star wars sequel trilogy#star wars sequels#animated art#this is by no means perfect (the animation - no the art)#it's the first time i actually tried something like this#it's still a little rough and jerky (and the bendy ring finger will forever be the bane of my existence haha)#but i think for a first try it's not terrible#:)#thank you lucy!
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literally so sick of lando always getting driver of the day. it‘s not a popularity contest. he fucked up a pole and isn‘t winning in the probably strongest car on the grid what is he getting dotd for
#i am a merc girl so i might be biased#but george had a beautiful start#lewis probably getting first podium for the first time#*of the season lol#or give it to charles for making his fucking tyres last with a horrible strategy#anti lando norris#i‘m tagging it so don‘t attack me just block the tag#lewis hamilton#george russell#f1#formula one#formula 1#driver of the day#barcelona gp 2024#spain gp 2024
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Fun fact: McLaren have scored 1102 points from 2021 to the first half of 2024.
Fun fact: 152 of those are Danny Ric. 264 of those are Oscar Piastri. 686 of those are Lando Norris, that’s well over half.
Fun fact: Lando had a 130 point advantage across ‘21-‘22 and has a 140 point advantage across ‘23-‘24 thus far.
Thank you and goodnight.
#lando norris#look me in the eye#tell me he hasn’t carried#tell me he doesn’t deserve a bit of faith trust and pixie dust from his team#also#this is absolutely not against dr or op both are great drivers#this is to show how much work and performance lando has given to this team and how crucial he has been for their continued development#he has played the team game for them since 2019 so i don’t think it’s too much for him to ask for them to support his championship battle#also i triple checked but if i fucked the math up someone tell me#i very well could have miscalculated something i was going between google my calculator my notes and tumblr#i added the stats from his first 2 years in a reblog as well#mclaren#he hasn’t failed them but they have been dropping the ball for him and that’s a shame
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