#i was looking at the website bc i wanted to make some hcs for the other schools

[anxiously-sidequesting]

STORM WIZARD ANALYSIS PARALYSIS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

[satoruhour]

What do you think about gojo begging reader for a duck lmao? Maybe he wants kids but reader thinks 20 is too young so now he really wants a duck?

a/n: anon u so fuckin real for this, enjoy !!!! had lots of fun writing this / tagging my gojo luvers @jabamin @hyomagiri @crysugu @satohruu

yeah. yeah he would.

would be so eager about it too, like arent you fathering megumi and tsumiki ??? dude

my hc is that yes he took them in around 18 and you were already together with him and getting used to taking care of the two kids

but he would randomly get baby fever while seeing you be so caring and loving to the two, and not to mention for the first two years megumi usually stuck by you LMAOOO

tsumiki warms up to gojo more or less but theres still some barrier between gojo and the kids

so one day while youre both waiting for megumi and tsumiki at their school two years later he randomly announces in his annoying voice that “we should make a baby!!!!”

god the faces of all the parents waiting together with them 😭😭😭 and it’s so funny too cause it’s implied in S1 the siblings walk home together without a guardian and they would do perfectly fine without the two of you.

and bc of megumi’s usual embarrassment of gojo (and sometimes you) he tells you two to stay home cause he knows where you guys live but gojo just HAD to bring you here today bc he finished a mission nearby (lies. his fav kikufuku store opened an outlet near the school) and whats wrong with wanting to see the kids ya know

but anyway you seized his arm and slapped it just as the kids were coming out and shoved him so hard he almost fell. he fake cried that night in your arms and megumi made sure to ban you both from visiting both their schools ever again (it was right next to each other)

it doesnt seem to affect gojo much however until megumi brings home a consent slip for a farm excursion and hes like sure! he goes on the website of the farm and gets a splendid idea

well, splendid by his standards, but terrible by yours

[9:50am, delivered]: satoru i almost couldn’t find ur contact why did u change it 😭😭😭

[9:56am, satoru the bestest and coolest 🩵]: DAMN? why ??? curse me for wanting a cute name on my baby’s phone.

you literally saved me as “gojo satoru”

[9:57am, delivered]: bc thats literally ur name u fucking loser ????? 

[9:59am, satoru the bestest and coolest 🩵]: photo attached

[10:01am, delivered]: you went finding for that pic didnt you 

you’re so engrossed in the conversation (or rather, you making fun of him), pausing so intently that the person behind you has to ask you to move so you can order some damn mochi for your sweets-obsessed boyfriend. but before you can open your mouth to tell the cashier what you wanted, there’s another text that comes in and you’re torn between confusion and incredulity.

[10:01am, satoru the bestest and coolest 🩵]: also can we get a duck

[10:02am, satoru the bestest and coolest 🩵]: and NO i dont mean a fuck you dirty girl muhahah i know you thought that

eh, well, maybe you did.

[10:02am, satoru the bestest and coolest 🩵]: please pleasp eeplelasepplea

and also, you think that maybe you didn’t really want to buy kikufuku for your boyfriend anymore.

gojo is elated later when you hand him the bag of mochi from his favourite store, him still following you around like a puppy, looking almost comical with his tall figure crouching so low.

“so?”

“we are not getting a duck, satoru,” you sigh with your hands on your hips because when gojo begs like that it’s just so adorable, but the other doesn’t let up, using his blue-eyed charm on you and you hate to admit that it’s working — except maybe you would give in if it was a cat or a dog or even a hamster.

“a duck?”

gojo shoots up immediately and you’re reminded of his impending height compared to yours, “yes!”

“no!”

your boyfriend pouts again and reverts to his submission-to-you pose as tsumiki likes to call it, “pleaseee?”

you make a big dramatic out of thinking, “hm, get on your knees.”

gojo’s surprised but he does it without a second thought and you’re taken aback just a little at his obedience. if this was the way to get him to properly wash the kids’ clothes or to clean up after eating in the messiest way known to man, you’d get him to do it all the time, but you’re snapped out of your little realisation when megumi opens the door, tsumiki next to him giggling non-stop — the excursion bus probably had dropped them off on the front porch.

“what’s going on?” you’d think it was the other way round: the two siblings being the responsible adults whilst you two were acting like kids, especially with the way megumi asks the question. gojo isn’t phased.

“trying to convince your surrogate mother here,” gojo nudges his head toward you with a slight scowl on his face, “to get us a duck.” your hand lands a smack against the back of his neck.

megumi pulls a face and tsumiki only laughs even more and starts to nudge megumi with choked laughter, seeing his hands start to form a sign: his rabbit, no, divine dogs shikigami—

four ducks start materialising from shadows, crowding around the two of you and bombarding you with both quacks and playful nips on your skin and your temporary anger with your boyfriend fades, focusing on the seemingly happy faces of the ducks and the way they waddle. you’re stuck in between laughter and the softness of their feathers until—

“oh, this is their natural state, but they turn into angry, sorta scary geese on command too, although i haven’t really gotten the hang on it—”

gojo’s eyes widen, “megs, no!”

needless to say, megumi sits a little sheepishly later as he watches gojo clean up your scratches and mild wounds, getting a well-deserved (light) lecture and a kiss on the forehead later from you for discovering a new shikigami during movie night, gaining a little smile from gojo as he cuddles a sleeping tsumiki closer.

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Hello, can I request hcs for Faust, Auron, Jack, and Finn with a baddie reader who's secretly an anime nerd

Baddie's love anime.

You know what I dont remember if Jack lives in a city or something. *looks at wall* why am I now just wondering this.

Auron

I feel like he'd watched like a few old animes. But like the same 3 bc he likes certain tropes and is use to what he likes (projecting)

Auron was a bit surprised when you both went shopping and you spotted merch from your favorite anime.

Auron smiled as you explain the anime to him in the checkout line. Saying how the merch was something you tried finding for SO long.

He def if he can't come up with an idea to get anything for you he looks for merch the anime has. Maybe even cashing in favors if someone he knows has merch of the anime.

Faust

Knows too many animes so when he figured out you liked them he nodded. Knowing the hottest people love animes I mean look at him.

Faust is more of a otome game person but will watch anime in the background and accidentally get enthralled in it.

Loves listening to you belt out the lyrics to the anime intro. He also knows you use it for your streaming intro, Faust sometimes sings it to himself.

Has asked chat what websites he should use to get merch or anything you want from the anime. Faust wants to make you happy by getting these for you!!

Jack

Knows a couple animes! Honestly he cant keep still and watch it all bc he needs to overstimulated his brain w screens or he cant do one thing or the other.

Jack one time saw you in a anime tshirt and asked you about it. He smiled as you ranted about the anime so passionately!

Now when he sees any edits on his tiktok fyp or anything else he sends it to you. He also gets into the anime so he can talk to you about it!!

Bc being a broke college student u might not he able to get lots of merch. There is a few shops around the city he has worked at and was able to snag some merch for you.

Finn

Doesnt know a lot bc he only had a old tv that his grandma had. So he didnt get to watch a lot of anime when younger.

When you invited him over to watch something together you put up your favorite anime. Finn nodded along as you explained the plot line.

He actually just watches anime at your house bc he feels like if he bought the streaming services he won't watch them </3 it's fun watching w you.

Finn does try to get merch every so often! But sometimes just tries and make some himself as a gift bc he loves making gifts for you.

[theghostbunnie]

*grabs you by the shoulders forcibly* tell me your Nerris hcs RIGHT NYEOW

AAAAA OK SO she's hinted to be Nonbinary I believe when juggling balls colored the same as the nb flag. So, that's like, cannon actually. (Even if this next part was for a joke they still decided to add in them saying "Well technically human female I prefer elfkin" and even if you jokingly make a character queer it still happened no take backsies! lmao.)

and Yes non-binary people can use she/her pronouns but I think she'd probably use she/they/elf (as in neopronouns) too!

•Nerris is definitely the type of kid that when you're playing pretend they'll bitch that you're not playing it right. It's just when it comes to what SHE'S into it has to be done "accurately" "properly" ect (aka the way elf wants it done) on "Nikki's last day on earth" she's all like nu uh you can't be the knight I am. now the princess runs and gives me a hug for saving her! Which was kinda

(🫵🤨 🏳️‍🌈⁉️)/hj

And she's friends with Nikki, too. She does a slightly similar thing telling Harrison he can't be a mage bc they are. Nerris the type to battle you over the player one controller fr.

Hot take all of her bad behavior is just from being an unchecked child and she'll grow out of most of it. I actually don't like the concept elf bullies Harrison bc she has a crush on him- (don't get me wrong this is 0 Nerrison hate I just don't like when they start from that.) I think she's actually jealous? Threatened of him maybe? Hear me out, before David had all their names remembered he was pulling a Cameron and grouping some together. Specifically only Nerris and Harrison. Nerris reacted childishly like children do and didn't take kindly to that and saw Harrison as immediate competition. (They even argue at one point about who's the most magical.) So that's why she targets him and treats him like a loser to keep him down and make herself feel higher.

It gives me the same vibe kids competing with each other academically rather than in sports bc once something is labeled as a team Nerris actually seems to do okay in it. So I think this is a behavior she learned way more in school, and why I HC her to be one of those honor student types who likes being recognized as the teacher's favorite.

I don't believe Nerris is even that deeply aware of the whys and how's of why they act like this. They just do things, man. Then do silly little flossing dances after.

They probably played movie star planet and all the other child website roleplaying games and started fantasy roleplaying groups on there which was probably difficult with all the family roleplays and wolf clans being a way more popular choice to pretend as. Elf needed something to do in the winter when it got too cold to larp outside !!!! They probably switch over to more writing based forms of roleplay as they got older.

In the show we actually see her playing a game called "Pixies and Pythons" or something instead of DND and there's like hot pixie women on the cover and I'm choosing to believe she DIDN'T bring that from home camp campbell just has offbrand EVERYTHING.

Both of her parents sew and they make all of their costumes for her and I like to think Nerris is very "navy blue starry wizard" aesthetic so they mostly stick to that. Her mom's supportive and will add anything she wants to it but her dad gets excited with hisown ideas and opinions too.

I think Nerris' gender exspression being neutral might've got them certain comments in school and why she specifically decided to make her character's title "Nerris the cute" and why often the first thing she aims against Harrison is his looks. (That, or, the "Nerris the cute" is a title her dad came up with for her before she could. Yes I'm saying this man brought the baby to larp in a carrier.)

Has a whooole collection of dice and she gives some to her friends when they come over but has to specifically pick out the ones she DOESN'T want anymore first.

Them and Harrison are Lord of the Rings VS Harry Potter. (It's possible to like things without supporting, liking, or agreeing with the creator of it. Nerris knows this...) Still calls him a transphobe whenever he brings the franchise up. Can't even defend himself bro they just go "is it bc I'm trans/j"

[randomnameless]

Do you agree that anyone that uses death of the author as argument shouldn't be arguing about a text? Because according to them all interpretations are valid so why argue against other people's interpretations?

Mmh...

I guess it's part of the duality of fandom life - people want to talk about the game are very involved in it, but they also create fun headcanons to explore said game's lore/setting/characters.

So in way, participating in fandom and even writing fanfiction, or saying stupid things like "hc : Nabateans attach a great importance to golden trinkets" is, in a way, pushing your own interpretation over the game's.

But at one point, it depends on what you want to argue about.

Argue about headcanon? Uh... it's like arguing about what topping you prefer on your ice cream. It's your ice cream, your tastes, so you can prefer chocolate cookies or peanuts and it's, you know, not open to discussion as in "talking with you made me realise peanuts are was tastier than chocolate chip cookies".

I like to talk and discuss and see other people's headcanons because it's fun and when some of ours match we can nerd about pointless things like warm rocks or nabatean laying eggs, but you won't see me being an ass and tell them "uh your headcanon sucks, you should put blue cheese on your ice cream".

Now, arguing about canon?

FE16 (and Fe Fodlan in general) is a game where the devs forgot to hire a continuity game and thought letting the world "vague" would make it look "deeper and richer" than it is. 10k years of lore, after all. And we have at least 2 unreliable narrators, that are Lords so who are protagonists and usually should be believed... expect that the game shows us they're full of nonsense regarding various topics.

But, unlike headcanon, canon isn't subjective, it's the same game (well... depending on the audio, it's not) everyone played, some people were kind enough to create a website where every line (+ dub!) is available, so it's not a question of interpretation as much as going to read and check the datamine website and the hundreds of YT videos, were people recorded their PT.

Was Burnie surrounded by flames, effectively preventing her escape from her pyre, or not?

Does Cyril mention to Mercedes how he only ate every couple of days before coming to the monastery (so under House Goneril's good care and in the Almyran army) or not?

Those things can be easily checked, and there's no interpretation.

If you don't like canon, you can churn out headcanon and have fun developing them, maybe finding people who like them and expend them themselves!

But for various reasons (is it because fanfiction has a bad rep since the 2000s for being something, idk, teenage girls write? or because it's not seen as very serious (tm) as a redshit post?) some people in the Fodlan fandom don't really want to confess they don't like the canon, and prefer the headcanon/fanfiction version of the game portrayed through a certain fic that, in turn, influenced how canon is perceived by some devoted fans.

(and let's not forget the lolcalisation that, too, didn't like the base game and edited it for ~ reasons ~)

And imo, Death of the author, in those fandom circles, is a roundabout way to say "the canon is not conclusive so i interpret the situation as this, but it's totes not my headcanon nor a fanfiction bcs i'm no gross fangirl, it's still canon, but my interpretation of the canon"

Tldr : Arguing about headcanon is as pointless and fruitless as starting a shipwar, and in the 2020s apparently it's too shameful to confess liking/writing fanfictions, so instead you like and write "your own interpretations of canon or how it should be" instead, using various theories like "Death of the Author" to validate your creative process, bcs fanfics gross'n'bad'n'only for lonely teenager girls, i guess.

[sw33theartnick]

𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒙 𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒂𝒆𝒍 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 [𝒚𝒖𝒈𝒊𝒐𝒉] .°˖✧

i'm mentally ill about these two i'm tired of people sleeping on them!! they're in love!! odion x rafael nation - i know there's like two of us but come get fed!

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

i like to think that rafael would get along very well with odion bc hello, they're both older brothers! while rafael has lost his own siblings, i think he'd end up mellowing out quite easily to marik and ishizu. marik would get into trouble one day and rafael would come to his rescue. odion would end up seeing rafael as a great person and the two would end up bonding over the fact they're both older brothers - bonus if the universe is kind and rafael's family is yknow still around and stuff. marik and ishizu getting along with rafael's younger siblings while the oldest brothers are relaxing watching their siblings hang out with one another.

imagine on a rainy day, rafael gives odion his jacket to keep him from getting soaked and wet imagine how cute that'd be!! odion would appreciate it and the two would run for shelter from the rain. the two would sit underneath a tree or smth (smth that'd actually cover em from the rain) and they'd fall asleep while holding one another in their arms

rafael braids odion's hair. i don't make the rules. rafael used to braid his sister's hair when they were younger, so rafael would be a MASTER at braiding hair. he would braid odion's hair and ishizu would even ask him to braid her hair for social events she needs to attend. speaking of the other two ishtar siblings, i like to think rafael would help take care of them! he'd help marik out with his school work from time to time and would help give odion a break for taking care of the two so much

also i tried finding rafael's age and most ppl say he's in his early twenties (especially if you do math over it) so i like to think that rafael is 23 and odion - well, he's canonly 25. they only have a two year age gap, but it's funny bc rafael is the taller one! i headcanon rafael to be about 6'0 while odion is 5'11 (according to the websites i've been looking at for reference).

odion is like rafael's anchor. whenever rafael fears falling back into the darkness, odion will help him and remind him how loved he is. odion is rafael's light - while rafael holds memory of his family, odion has become a symbol of hope for him, a symbol of light in the darkness. odion reminds rafael how important he is to him, how much he's loved, all that fluffy stuff!

rafael and odion's ideal date spots are literally anywhere as long as its the two of them. long walks/hikes in the forest together? absolutely. going to a beach and having a picnic while watching the sunset? you betcha! they literally love all those soft types of dates and stuff, and they'd abolutely spend time together where its just the two of them. sometimes they just stay home - often going to rafael's house since he lives alone - the two cuddling on the couch while watching television or cooking food. they're literally so wholesome

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

i may do a part two to these hcs and i may do some nsfw hcs for them as well! a little hesitant about the nsfw hcs tho,,, i don't want minors interacting with that post, so i'll think about that but!! i wanna talk so much about rafael x odion because they're literally adorable and the yugioh fandom is sleeping on them!!

to the one or two rafael x odion fans who've seen this post, ily /p i hope you guys are sleeping perfectly every night and eating good bc we need to support each other and stand strong!!

[overthinkingtaleblr]

I actually decided to look into like. Home plans and layouts for no reason so uh. When thinking specifically about home plans for the early PIE people, I decided I really liked the aesthetic of the small 1950s suburban neighborhood map they used a couple times and looked into 1950 style house layouts. With the homes in mind it also makes it a little bit easier to figure out their home dynamics and stuff.

This is the floor plan I picked out for the Ghost family— Peewee, Senior, and Johnny— and recreated it on a floor planning website so I could add furniture and use it as a reference if I decide I want to draw something in their house. I might do this with everyone’s house, but it took awhile to even get what I have, so... The garage in the recreated floor plan is probably be like. Wallless, still.

Anyways down the line let’s go— House 1: Katrina and Johnny Roast (I made them siblings), House 2: Johnny Toast, House 3: Ronnie Boast

A big reason why I’m doing this is bc it makes it easier to figure out what their family dynamics and home lives were like bc that’s stuff I like to think about.. I think Kat and Roast have very busy parents and a very busy household with probably a few non-immediate family members living there as well. Either giving Kat the attic room to give em vibing room and fun framing, or Roast the attic room so he can be like that moody older brother with his own space. Boast might have a sibling they share a room with, but other than that I think he spends more time outside so it doesn’t really matter what his space looks like cuz he’s too busy eating grass.. and Toast..

Okay so idk what to do with Toast a lot of the time. I have a whole lot of stuff to explain how he got to the states despite being generally somewhere in the royal family, but I can’t decide if I want to split him from his siblings or have them all live in the same place… So he gets a house with a basement that could have another bedroom in it. That’s me tapping out and saying anything works, but admittedly I prefer thinking about the Toast siblings being basically raised separately up to like High School and that’s part of why they’re all so distant from each other.

I also hc that Chakalata lived in the area (if not where the Ghost family lived, the Casket family) before he was banished so. Spooker’s childhood home and Chakalata’s old restaurant floor plans. I wanted Spooker’s house to have a lot of space bc I think that his sister and Poppy were living in the house around the time, too... I think I might hc Ghost to be a little younger than Spooker tbh. The house is still around but the restaurant got set on fire and deleted from existence, so. The third picture is the Olive Garden Chakalata picked up after getting out of whatever pocket dimension he was sent to since i doubt he was able to bring the first one back.

And finally, the houses Gregory lived in with his dad and CBF (CBF’s is the mansion and was the best I could find for the moment).

In the future when I have access to Gmod I might make some tweaks but. For the most part this is what I have.

[quodekash]

this is everything I needed I’m smiling so hard rn. My brain has been nothing but sorvus brainrot for WEEKS and I need something to sustain it help

I’d also like to add that on the tdp website, we get some info about birthdays. Apparently only Corvus’ cooking is up to Amaya’s very high standards for oatmeal raisin cookies. And soren’s birthday is constantly forgotten and ignored bc it’s in the same week as Harrow’s, and one time v*ren even forgot soren’s birthday since he was so busy with Harrow’s.

so putting those together, I have this big hc thing that Corvus finds out via Callum or ezran (or he just knew already) that soren always feels dejected when it comes to his birthday, so then Corvus is determined to make his day special

the day before soren’s birthday, soren is wandering around trying to find Corvus cos lovely soren with his crippling adhd (same) is bored (same). He asks everyone but no one seems to know, so eventually he goes to the kitchen and he finds Corvus there, covered in sugar and flour

soren leans on the counter (or whatever it’s called) next to him and they chat for a bit, and eventually Corvus confesses that he wants to make soren feel special for his birthday, so he’s “attempting an old recipe from my childhood but I never wrote it down, so I’m trying to go by memory…” and he looks down at the mess on his hands and on the tables all around him and he sighs.

then they have a conversation that goes something like: -“let me help, we can try making it together” -“no, it wouldn’t be fair to you to have to make your own birthday dish-” -(standing behind him and putting his arms around him and taking control of Corvus’ hands) “too late!”

and there’s shenanigans and it’s really sweet (pun intended) and fjfjfjfj my heart

CROWN GUARD GAYS™

SORVUS HEADCANONS

bro their talking phase was INSUFFERABLE. like. GENUINELY JUST PAINFUL for everyone to watch. corvus looked at soren like the sun shone out of his ass and soren looked at corvus like he was his whole world. they were the last people to realize they were dating

soren goes all out on everyone's birthdays, he adorns the entire room with confetti and lights, and plans all of them (even though he's always a little late on the surprise aspect of it), and makes sure everyone learns fun dances and songs for the person. he went over the moon for corvus, asking the people to write corvus personal cards and he even wrote one himself. HE WROTE CORVUS POETRY AND IT WAS ACTUALLY! VERY GOOD!

but who goes all out for soren? who looks after him on his birthday?

CORVUS.

while corvus was the last person opeli expected to request a hundred feet of colored paper streams and a stack of jelly tarts, she gladly helped plan the party

corvus was never known for having a good sense of humor, but with soren, this blond man laughs so hard he punctures a lung. this leaves corvus beaming for the rest of the day

soren had always helped claudia dye her hair and style it on different occasions growing up-- and as she grew older, and well, you know what happened, he had forgotten how fun it was to do someone's hair. doing corvus's hair, styling it in different ways is his favorite thing to do

CORVUS IS SO TOUCH-STARVED, SOMEONE SHOULD HOLD HIM ME THINKS

around a month after the final battle, corvus walks into soren's room to find him furiously blinking away tears, and throwing a frame underneath his bed. soren had tried to greet corvus with a joke, but his voice broke right before the punchline. corvus led soren to his bed and held him as he sobbed over the loss of those he loved

WHENEVER THEY GO ON MISSIOnS people always ask "how do those two get anything done?? how do they even get along?" it's just the matter of soren saying whatever's on his mind, and that grounding corvus enough to focus on the mission instead of his thoughts. it's a win-win, your honor.

look me in the eyes and tell me that soren isn't a flirt

now look me in the eyes and tell me that soren doesn't get flustered when someone finally flirts back

because the first time soren had dropped a playful nickname on corvus, calling him "dear" after asking him to pass the salt, corvus replied with calling him "love" and SOREN EXPLODED INTO THE REDDEST FACE

soren isn't as concise with picking up certain cues as corvus is, but it's so clear that he tries. whenever corvus gets overstimulated, soren is so smooth and casual with telling the noisy crowd, "hey! me and my buddy gotta go check on something, we'll be back, man." and then they just sit in silence for as long as corvus needs

soren's tendencies of getting ahead of himself in battle might've changed, but they never truly left.

in dangerous situations, soren throws himself into battle, not expecting any serious consequences-- but sometimes, he doesn't get so lucky. he was in a coma for days, and after he woke up, he learned that corvus had been talking to him every single day and sleeping in the hospital with him since then

SOREN FELL FIRST BUT CORVUS FELL HARDER YOUR HONOR

[islandofsages]

speechless.

summary: in which you don lingerie.

characters: all the playable tall genshin men x male!reader

tags: queerplatonic, canon compliant, fluff, hc format

warnings: hugging, cuddling, touching in general, sleeping in the same bed

author’s notes: i am a trans man who likes the thought of wearing lingerie. so this should be no surprise to you. also bc i found a nice website of lingerie for men! it’s called xdress if any of you wanna check it out ^_^

FEM/FEM-ALIGNED DNI. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. ALSO DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD/NSFW, I’LL BLOCK YOU TOO.

ayato

you can see his cheeks are tinted with a soft pink and accompanied with the wistful look on his face, you conclude that he’s being absolutely adorable

he’d say you look stunning but you quite literally stunned him into silence. so much so that you grow worried for a second because of his lack of response

you walk over to him to shake him back to life - but then he surprises you with his words, barely above a whisper

“you’re dazzling.”

you shoot him a smile just as dazzling and, though his face remains unchanging, you swear you can see him grow more bewitched by you

when he does finally move, he only blinks as if he’s been broken out of a spell and beckons you to follow him to bed to get some shut-eye

he asks his retainers to get you more lingerie the very next day

childe

he bought that piece of lingerie as a joke and because someone dared him to but you in the piece itself is no joke, oh no siree

he’s about to have a heart attack over how astonishing you look. look, he’s already clutching his heart like the dramatic guy that he is!

jokes aside, he absolutely adores you he always does but especially right now plus he’s glad that the piece ended up not going to waste

he’d shower you in compliments while holding onto you and you’d struggle to thank him for every single one that at some point you just drown in a sea of flattery

“archons, how did i end up with someone as fantastic as you?”

you say you’ll wear it more since he likes it that much and he just screams internally (in a good way of course)

will spend all his savings just to fill your closet with more lingerie with the highest quality imaginable good luck holding him back

diluc

immediately covers his eyes with one arm to hide his obvious blush and tries to walk away, embarrassed beyond a doubt…

…but then he couldn’t resist taking a peek and lingerie aside, he gives up when he sees your disappointed face

“im sorry, you do look breathtaking, i-i was just surprised…”

you tease him by saying that he can stare all he wants that’s why you’re wearing it in the first place and he grows redder, though his eyes never left you

he doesn’t know where you got it but all his questions on the tip of his tongue die - he’s got no time to ask questions, he wants to savor this moment as much as he can

…he just stares at you, the blush never leaving his face. but you don’t mind! you take the chance to strike some poses like some kind of supermodel. you’re lucky it works - his gaze grows ever more enchanted by the second

you can tell he wants to see you in lingerie again so of course you ask him to buy more; and he’s more than happy to oblige.

itto

this guy doesn’t even try to hide it - he’s staring intensely at you, all bug-eyed and his jaw dropped. you can’t help it; you laugh

it does make you feel very loved and much more confident in your skin though. itto’s always been an expert at that

he’d bug some people so he could borrow a kamera and take pics of you being absolutely attractive and you’d have to stop him from causing more trouble for the gang

“i need you framed on every wall in the house, (y/n). you look too good-looking for me to not do anything about it!”

you wanted him to be the embarrassed one but of course, things don’t usually go as planned with him and here you are, the embarrassed one

after convincing him to not take pictures of you in the piece of lingerie, you joke that he’d look good in one himself…and of course he takes that as a challenge

let’s just say you better be ready for tomorrow because he’s gonna blow your brains out.

kaeya

“oh my.”

that’s all he says upon first look. with a surprised expression and all, he takes you in as he looks you up and down

you begin to have second thought about this - surely you can never compete with kaeya’s beauty right? but then he sighs dreamily, interrupting your train of thought

he tucks a strand of hair behind his ear bashfully, which you admit is a bit uncharacteristic but to be fair, you wearing lingerie is pretty rare too

he asks you if he can touch you; if you let him, he’ll simply hold your hands in his and cherish the moment, cherish you

you feel like a piece of art in a museum - with the way he’s admiring you so intently and silently, you feel a blush growing on your cheeks instead

once he’s done staring, he goes back to teasing you, which obviously doesn’t help the blush on your cheeks. even then, you can see the slight pink under his eyes - his laugh couldn’t mask that much.

thoma

oh boy, i think you broke him.

he is as red as a tomato and his gaze is already averted, both out of embarrassment and politeness

you assure him it’s okay to look and that you two are partners after all. but don’t blame him - he’s just respecting your boundaries as always

once he’s finished being embarrassed ready, he’ll look at you in such awe you can see the stars in his eyes

“w-wow…you look amazing (y/n)…”

granted he’s still a bit shy seeing you wear such revealing clothing swimsuits aside but he can’t deny how charming you look

definitely wants to see you wear it again but he’s too shy too admit that

zhongli

if he’s holding anything, do not be surprised if he drops them - not when you look drop dead gorgeous

he coughs and clears his throat, clearly struggling to form a coherent sentence. you can’t help but giggle a bit at his reaction

“you…you look very handsome, (y/n).”

now it’s your turn to stammer. so there you two are, stumbling over basic vocabulary and faces painted light red

he fiddles with his fingers, as if trying to hold back from hugging or spooning you; if you let him touch you, his hands are ever-so-gentle; you can tell he doesn’t want to accidentally touch any inappropriate spots

you two end up spending a nice time cuddling as he drops a compliment or an “i love you” every few minutes

if he wasn’t broke before, he definitely is now because he’s buying you more lingerie and you can’t stop him

[mrvlbimbo]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE TURN IN YPPP⁸

Uh anyways so fic idea ( you can write if you want or do some hc it or not do anything its fine <3)

So eddie and the guys are already famous...the band is doing greatt

Eddie is a metal head ykw heavly inspired by ozzy...biting bats and shit lmao

BUT HOLD ON bimbo reader is a pop star :D like Madonna or something

And maybe they meet at a award show or something bc they were sat next to each other AND THEY HIT IT OFF INSTANTLY

bruh they're seen every together from now on...holding hands....eddie holding bimbo reader bridal style....they just bwing lovey dovey and paparazzi is just going crazyyy

and you know how sometimes 2 people host the awards IMAGINE eddie and bimbo reader get chosen and the whole night they're just flirting ....PS THIS IS BEING BROADCASTED ON LIVE TELEVISION 😭<3

YES I've been wanting to do another AU for the bimbo!verse so lets talk abt this

<3 I can totally imagine them being paired up to host an award show together and the chemistry is just so obvious

<3 he's annoyed at first that the studio didn't trust him to host on his own so he's a little rude

<3 like she comes into his dressing room during rehearsal to say hi and he's like "what do you want?"

<3 she pouts and starts to leave

<3 "oops sorry, you seem busy."

<3 he takes a look at her and he's like woah shes gorgeous like he's seen her on tv before but the screen does not do her justice

<3 so he's stuttering and blushing like "uh no sorry I thought you were someone else."

<3 the writers for the show notice their tension almost instantly and they add a TON of flirting to their script for the night

<3 Eddie sees it and he like freaks out, running over to her dressing room with script in hand like "have you seen this?"

<3 shes like "yep. why?" and offers him a seat on the pink fluffy couch next to her

<3 "it's just like, there's a lot of flirting. Is that ok with you? I can ask them to change it."

<3 "Oh Eddie, you're so silly. Thats just how award shows are, play it up for the camera. It's good PR." she pronounced those two letters very deliberately, like she had just learned about PR

<3 she slides her hand up onto his leg and asks "do you want to practice?"

<3 and Eddie being the dumbass he is, he's like "uh sure we can run lines"

<3 then the actual night of the show comes and they've got her in this dress and she looks like an angel

<3 her heels are waaaayyy too high and she keeps stumbling into his arms, he doesn't have time to ask how much of it is for show

<3 (twitter didn't exist back then) but people are making fan websites to make live updates about the broadcast

I'm assuming since Eddie's band needed some time to grow, it's like the 90s and correct me if I'm wrong but I think the internet did exist then

<3 she was very distracting, despite how much he has studied his lines

<3 she was more of the improv type, catching him off guard with dirty one-liners and flirty touching

<3 by the time the show was over they were Americas new favorite couple

<3 cut to the after party where they literally cannot keep their hands off of each other

[refiwrites]

I SAW YOU'RE TAKING REQUESTS FOR LAYLA SOOO some headcanons of Layla x reader in a relationship?

HII!! yes I'm taking one for the Layla stans 💪

GIF is not mine, credits to the owner!

HC'S OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH LAYLA EL FAOULY WOULD INCLUDE:

Since we still don't know the rest of her personality yet, and judging by the few episodes we currently have

She's pretty protective tbh

I'm guessing if you're a stubborn chaotic little shit (like me) then you're her stubborn chaotic little shit

But if you're on the neutral side, it doesn't matter bc you're still hers

Since she's an archaeologist, I hc that she probably stays up late reading into all the internet has to offer about the history of different countries y'know

Bare with me here

But since you keep waking up in the middle of the night without her by your side and finding her on her laptop wide awake scrolling through some history website

It annoyed you because she's losing sleep but at the same time you found it cute how she's dedicated to learning

So you got up and decided to make both yourselves some coffee so you could stay up with her

And possibly messing up your sleeping schedule but hey, its her

Then that's how whenever she'd decide to stay up, you'll be there cuddled next to her, you wrapping your arms around her shoulder with a blanket to prevent her from getting cold

Layla, starting to notice you've been staying up with her, had full on heart eyes for you as she tried to keep you entertained, saying some fun facts here and there

You love it and she loves it as well

Definitely not that much of a cuddler I think, you'd be the one to initiate it if you want to get her arms around you, but she'd want her hands to be holding yours at all times tho

Even when you're outside she has her hands intertwined with yours

Going back to your stubborn chaotic self, Layla and you decided to have a movie night

She gets to pick the movie because I just know her taste is good

You're the one tasked with microwaving the popcorn

Well... It didn't went as planned..?

Basically the whole situation went:

Y/N: Hey, I microwaved the popcorn for like.. more than 2 minutes because I feel like all of them hasn't popped yet..

Layla, looking at Y/N: Doesn't the packing say to only microwave them for 2 minutes?

Y/N, trying to discreetly fan away the burnt smell and smoke coming from the microwave: Yeah... It did..

Layla with the dissapointed mom face, sighing and clearly seeing and smelling the smoke: Let me guess, you microwaved them for 5 minutes?

Y/N:.... Yes...

Layla: It got burned, didn't it?

Y/N:

Y/N: yes.

Now she wanted to make sure whatever you were doing you weren’t about to either a. hurt yourself or b. make a mess

That's where her protectiveness comes in

"Layla the toast is stuck in the toaster again I'm gonna poke it out"

"Don’t poke it out with a fork"

Y/N, hiding the fork back in the drawer "Okay"

"You know what just leave it to me" - Layla at some times tbh

You love her and were willing to do anything for her tbh

Ooohh you know how she goes on those black market dealings

Of course you knew about it and you haven't had any problems with it

Then one time she asked you to come with her on her adventures

And you? Hell yeah you joined her! Who wouldn't want that?!

Then that's where you learned how to fight and defend yourself and layla incase that time ever comes

Basically she's the brains and you're the brawn

What a perfect pair right?

And whenever one of you gets injured (lets be honest its probably you most of the time)

You'd be sitting on the bathroom as she cleans your wounds, ranting on about how you should've stayed alert and how blah blah blah the "you could've died have you thought about it?!" talk as she dabs alcohol on your wounds

"Be careful, that hurts!" You whine, holding her wrist, pulling her hand away from pushing the cotton doused with alcohol on your forehead.

"Well maybe you should've thought about being careful when you decided to barge in the room with their gunmen." She retorted but she gently dabs away at your forehead then staring at you. "Okay that one's on me, but in my defense they were holding you captive!" You explain, making getsures with your hands.

Layla sighs before dropping her hands, throwing away the cotton ball before holding your hands. "You should've waited for my signal, just stay safe the next time we do this or I'm not taking you with me anymore."

"What, no you can't do that."

Basically the coolest part of the job is you get to pretend to be her wife when meeting with black market dealers

And often you wonder what if you made it official? Who wouldn't want to marry someone like her right?

But that's another talk for another day as you stare into her eyes filled with worry.

"Alright I'll stay safe next time."

I'm so sorry if its too short I just rushed this one 🏃

[i-may-be-short]

CHILUC INCORRECT QUOTES PT2

Hi hello I am sad again so have these Chiluc incorrect quotes. These were generated on ScatterPatter's incorrect Quotes Generator. I'm rewriting them since the screenshots were chunky and their sizes didn't match. If you wanna check out the website click here !! (By the way this is going to have like 3 or 4 parts since I made so many, what can I say,, I love Chiluc (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ) (yes,, I just copied and pasted this from the other post)

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Childe: Okay, truth or dare? Diluc: Truth Childe: How many hours have you slept this week? Diluc: Diluc: ... Dare Childe: Go to bed. Diluc: i don't like this game.

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Childe: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Diluc: I wake up at 4:30 AM. Childe: Childe: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Childe: Can you keep a secret? Diluc: Do you know anything about my life? Childe: No I do not. Good point.

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Childe: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets for 12 more just in case. Diluc: Ajax, that's a coma. Childe: Sounds festive.

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*High school AU where Ajax is trying to convince Diluc to go out with him* Childe: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought of returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Diluc: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Childe: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Diluc: Ajax, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Diluc: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Childe: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Diluc: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Childe: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning' Diluc: Right sorry, Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Diluc: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Childe: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Diluc: No! Four to five seconds! Childe: Too late!!! (I HC that Diluc melted into that hug anyway bc touch starved Diluc,,,)

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Diluc: Where are you going? Childe: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there.

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[ahtsumu]

ahh i think my ask for the milestone event got cut off :( hc [she/her]: i think tsukki would be the type of guy who, once he’d realize you’re the one, would constantly tell his friends and family about how he plans to marry you one day 🥺 but of course he’d do it in a cool and chill way and would be a flustered mess if you ever found out 🥰 thank you

HCS for TSUKISHIMA KEI AND HIS BIG FAT MOUTH

tsukki may seem like a hardass but he feels only soft emotions when he thinks of you

it’s not a specific thing that makes him realise he wants to marry you–– with tsukki, it’s the slow and steady growth of love and that feeling of forever. he realises he wants to marry you because he’s content. you make him feel warm inside

(not a lot of people can do that)

the first time he lets anyone in on his plans, it’s over the holiday season and he’s back home, sitting in the living room with family and all his relatives

his grandma’s like “kei! where’s your pretty girlfriend?”

tsukki smiles thinking about you and goes “she’s visiting her family right now”

“you better not have chased her away, you hear me? that girl is something,” his grandma warns

and tsukki just scoffs and rolls his eyes. “of course not. i think i’m going to marry her”

and the entire family’s just SPEECHLESS lmfao they’re all looking at each other like tsukki's grown another head. but then a few seconds later they pounce on him with even more questions, like where’s the wedding? when is it? do you have a ring? what’s the cake flavour?

and tsukki actually doesn’t really have plans LOL he just knows he wants to marry you

but that gets him thinking because he holds himself to really high standards and he’s always trying to one-up other people. he wants to give you a proposal that you’ll never shut up about, that other people will never shut up about, because not only will that make you extremely happy, it’ll also make him the most self-satisfied man on earth

so he does his research like any intellectual and starts scouring websites, magazines, and especially pinterest for proposal ideas, but ultimately realises the smartest no-fuss move would be to just propose and then have you pick out the ring yourself

anyway

now that his brain is just full of proposal plans he literally cannot keep his mouth shut about it around his friends and family

tsukki just wants to rub the fact that he’s the world’s best boyfriend in their faces LMAO

he’s walking around town with some friends when they pass a flower shop

and he goes, “fun fact! i’m not proposing to y/n with just red rose petals on the floor, i’m doing a mix of red, blue, and white because blue represents infinity and white represents sincerity and red represents love.” okay colour expert!! pls he’s so proud of himself

and his friends are just. they just let him go on HAHA they’re tired and he’s kinda cute when he shows how much he loves you

and then you hear from some loud-mouths that tsukki’s been talking about proposing to you

and one night you’re just cuddled up in bed when you ask him “so… i heard you were planning to marry me” with a mischievous look on your face

UR TRYING SO HARD NOT TO GRIN LIKE AN IDIOT

all the blood drains from tsukki’s face. it’s like his soul has left his body omf and he can’t even make eye contact with you bc the stuff he’s been saying… it’s embarrassing!!! he’s been such a sap

and you’re always teasing him about being soft for you anyway so this just gives you more ammo for the jokes

he goes “no? i mean–– uhm, yes, if you want to get married–– um, but like, i haven’t been talking about it with other people. i–– wouldn’t mind getting married…” and he finally looks at you and adds, “if you want to…”

and you both realise at the same time that he’s literally just proposed to you LMFAOOOO

so you’re like “tsukki, i would love to, but i’ll do you a favour and pretend you didn't just propose to me bc i know you’ve been planning this proposal for a while. goodnight baby i love you”

you give him a kiss goodnight, turn the lights off, (snuggle into his arms) and go to bed

and for the rest of the night, tsukki’s just softly smiling to himself bc

damn. she said yes.

what’s on the menu for ahtsumu’s feast?

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Hi Red!(⌒ ▿⌒)  If it’s not too much trouble may I request Hc’s of Alphonse, Auron, Faust ,and Finn celebrating the listeners birthday? (If there’s too many asks or anything of the sort I understand, I just wandet to ask ahead cuz my birthday’s on the second and I know your inbox closes on mondays. No pressure to do it tho!/gen if you can’t do it thank you for at least taking the time to read this!)  Hope you have a good timezone! (ps love your new pfp! :D)

Happy birthday, love!

I hope you have an amazing birthday mootie!! Also thank you! I was wondering if anyone noticed I changed my pfp!! Also I saw the birthday part and was like OOP priority just went up and immediately started working on this-

Alphonse

Has the day of your birthday marked with lots of pretty colors on his calendar he has. So he doesn't forget bc his schedule sometimes makes time weird for him.

Get you your favorite snacks, treats or anything you really like eating. Yes he ate a few but don't worry he made enough so he can snack while making them!

Since there isn't a lot of shops in town he had to go into the city for a day to get some gifts for you!

If you want to go out and do a few things like do a picnic Alphonse takes the snacks and other things he made with you guys

When you two are alone he tells you how much you matter to him and how glad he was to meet you.

Finn

He's making a pretty bouquet of your favorite flowers! Along with making a cute birthday card.

He tries and make you any goods you like eating! (he might have burnt one but ignore it look at this one he perfectly did!!)

Def made a few of your gifts, to show how much he loves you! Finn thinks they give more meaning if it's made by him

Def planned to do a few things you like in the city! Loves listening you talk about them with a wide smile.

When going home Finn tells you that he's so thankful that you choose to be with him.

Auron

I feel like he's the type of partner to buy you as many gifts as the same number age your turning.

With every one he's making sure they are something you love or been wanting to get for a while

def taking you to your favorite restaurant or taking you to a fancy one. Or order in to be with you in private!

Planned the whole day for you. If there is a specific thing you want to do he called the place or already had a reservation.

In the back of the limo going back to the pent house, Auron opens again, saying how he's so glad you stayed that night.

Faust

Planning for like 2 months bc he's getting merch you wanted that takes forever to ship. Faust is considering asking for a favor from Auron to get them quicker.

Getting clothes he knows you wanted to get, he has the lists on any website you order from. Basically going into your lists and adding them to a cart bc he doesn't wanna seem suspicious

Just like Auron I can see him taking you to a restaurant you love or ordering in if you don't wanna see people.

the plans for today is either play so many video games, watch movies or do any activities you wanna do! Faust lowkey uses Auron's name to get shit done quicker, it's for you so he doesn't care.

After the day is almost about to end Faust tells you how he's so glad you gave him a chance. How you saw the real him from the persona he used so he wouldn't get hurt.

[miyaniacs]

this will be so much fun!!!

OKAY SOOO I’LL DO SOME OF MY FAVES FOR THIS ONE OKAY?

(repost bc it took too much time to write this to not show up in the tags��numbers of failed attempts: 2 )

warnings: I guess slight nsfw and me being tipsy while writing this , all characters are 18+

characters: Kurro, Akaashi, Kenma, Oikawa, Bokuto, Ushijima, Iwaizumi, Osamu, Atsumu, Sakusa

masterlist

HC The boys find out their crush is a cam girl / has an onlyfans account

Kuroo

AYT NOW LISTEN

it was late at night and he couldn’t sleep so ... there is one thing he hasn't tried yet...

now he’s on some popular cam girl website and scrolling through the different cams

then he stops

this one girl seems familiar

he clicks on it and

JACKPOT ?! its YOU ??? HIS CRUSH ???!

but OMG. he had the best night of his life sweety

but still.. he will now definitely ask you out on a date tomorrow.

after seeing your beautiful body and the way you moan and move

HONEY NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SEE THIS AGAIN

other than that he probably thinks it’s hot af that you are a cam girl

I mean Kuroo aka pornstar

he loves the fact that you the sweetheart for anyone else but could be the pornstar just for him

smug af the next day he sees you from afar

shy af the second you come over

Akaashi

HE DID NOT OPEN THIS TAB OKAY

he did tho but HE DID NOT OKAY?

OKAY!

so anyway - his browser magically opened his one website

and he just hear someone talk

he recognised the voice but - NO... this can’t be you right?

yeah jokes on him

he chocked on his on salvia when you walk in the view of the camera wearing nothing but some sexy black lingerie

GURL. BITCH THOUGHT YOU WERE A BABY?!

but now he knows you aren't

you definitely aren't

but he now wants you to be his babygirl

and he wants to look away.. but he can’t

soooooo ..... yeah. he had some fun that night

wasn’t sure how to look into your eyes the next time he saw you tho

Kenma

he did not find you

Kuroo did

and yes he immediately sent him the link with a voice memo of him basically just screaming

the said link lent to an onlyfans account

despite the fake user name, he instantly recognises the birth mark on your arm

yes the many times he watched you when you all were out with friends made him recognise this stuff

so did he pay to see the rest of the pictures and videos?

yes.

was he embarrassed?

oh hell yes.

was he still enjoying it?

yes.

is he now able to look into your eyes?

no.

Kuroo has to do all the magic to make him speak to you now - because you are, despite the account you got, still a shy bean who can’t talk to her crush

Oikawa

screams in the middle of the goddamn night

you - you just brought him chocolate a few hours ago?

and now your stripping in front of him? I mean you don't know that he's watching since you just do it in front of the cam

his little oik-oik is growing

he thought you were innocent?

will sent the link to IWA-CHAN

with a “LOOK AT MY CRUSH OMG”

after your lingerie is off and you took out a toy he sent another message

“WAIT NO DONT LOOK AT HER”

he will be all cocky tho when he sees you the next time

you walk up to him, saying a cute and shy “hello” and he’s just

“you haven’t been this shy last night”

you panic and run away which results in him panicking running after you screaming apologises

Bokuto

He is hyped

OMG

Poor Akaashi will probably know about all of this too

he has so much fun watching you online - imagining that you are here with him at this moment doing all of this just for him

which you secretly do since you’re also imagine him watching this

will open this website more often the following days then he would admit

i’m not sinning that much to actually write down the stuff that’s going on in his head

the next time he sees you

he does question if it was really you who he saw online

you are nothing like the girl he saw there

SOOOOOOO he straight up ask you

“hey y/n !!! are you (your username)” he smiles and tilts his head

you just black out

Ushijima

again poor baby

Tendou and Semi told him to visit this site - hot farmers advice

this baby thought he’d actually learn something he could tell you - his crush - since you recently TOLD HIM that you try to grow some tomatoes

but when the site finished loading

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE YOU ON THERE

with nothing less than lingerie, an oversized plaid shirt AND a straw hat

you’re on all fours and the way you move and moan and talk to the camera

he wasn't really taking note of where his hand is wandering rn

soon after, you are now without a bra, he finds himself rock hard

the next day you tell him about your tomatoes WHICH ARE GROWING (!!!) he gets red af and just leaves

you look confused at a laughing Semi and Tendou rolling on the floor

Iwaizumi

he usually doesn’t do this stuff... but... it was some time until he got some

and he just wants you - so he doesn't want to hook up with some random girl

you’re pure and innocent and he accepts this and will wait for you too feel comfy enough so he can ask you out on a date

anyways he’s at this random website

and switches trough the channels to find someone he likes

and he chocks.

THIS CANT BE

YOU

he actually was about to text Oikawa but then stopped because Oikawa

he starred at the screen not even blinking

his hand is moving so fast

and all the things you say and the way you tease your viewers

omg

hny

he really wants to fuck some manners in you okay?!

awkward af the next day he sees you tho

yes talking about blushing IWA-CHAN

Osamu

his Laptop was broken

so he used Atsumu’s

WHO left this tab open

he let out a small scream, his normally stoic face falling

WHY ARE YOU NAKED ON HIS BROTHERS LAPTOP

now he sees that it’s an only fans

WHY IS HIS BROTHER PAYING TO SEE HIS CRUSH NAKED

but hey.. Atsumu’s not home... and he told him it’s okay to use his laptop..

a few minutes later he’s already worked up watching your beautiful body, his eyes following every movement of yours

he can’t really comprehend that you are the same girl that always comes to his shop, always stuttering and nervous while talking to him?

BUT HELL WAS HE ENJOYING IT

and those pictures of you in this maid uniform.

OH AND IS THIS CHOCOLATE ON YOUR BOOBIES

his imagination went wild

“OY i see you’re enjoying my present?” - Atsumu came back home

Atsumu

I mean it’s canon that he watches porn and is paying for some cam girls right?

so he’s looking for some now that look more like you - his crush.

someone cute and innocent

Gosh he loves it how easily you get flustered when he flirts with you

this one looks promising he thinks

and hell was it promising

it was you

surprise surprise

he was blushing for a whole minute baby

THAT ASS ?!

how tf have you hid that all the time?

SO many dirty thoughts

SOOOO MANY

will def call Osamu to his room

after he finished this lil problem down there obviously

Osamu is grossed out - he thought you are cool  and now he can’t look at you the same way

Atsumu tho - wont get that much sleep that night, your body and all the thing’s he’d do to you circling in his head keeping him up

is Atsumu enjoying this way too much the next day he sees you? Obviously YES

he will walk up to you, flirting, and when he’s about to leave he adds

“How about you skip todays stream and put on a show just for me?”

Sakusa

IT. WAS. NOT. HIS. IDEA.

Ratsumu sent him a link

our poor boy thought it was about volleyball and not something so dirty

he was CLEANING HIS ROOM WHEN HE OPEND IT

with the cleaning product you suggested to him

and now he sees you on his phone also cleaning

but with - with NOTHING ON ?!

he dopes the products and sits down on his bed - he knew you are beautiful but damn.. this hits different.

you with some MR. PROPER and WINDEX

PUHHH his fantasy is running wild WILD now that he sees you.. move .. and cleaning some of your toys and well

.... he needs to change the sheets and cleans again afterwards

ok so the next day... Atsumu already told you that he knows about your dirty little secret and that he sent it Sakusa to “help you two ”

Sakusa came and looked at you disgusted “You're dirty even tho you’re cleaning? that wasn't the way you’re supposed to uses those items.” he adds

“Then make me pure again?” you return ( @tendouthighs​​ about Sakusa) “- and show me how to properly use them”

[parkersbliss]

i saw your hc about the avengers and one direction was mentioned so i had an idea where the reader stayed up on july 23rd and she was crying because of one direction and then the avengers come in and ask what is wrong but when they say what happened they can’t stop laughing or something like that. hopefully that made sense :)

this may or may not be how my day went??

If y’all want more directioner reader stuff I am so down

Manifesting | Avengers

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So obviously, like any other directioner fan, you were not ready

Here’s the picture: it’s July 22nd, 9 P.M New York time

You’re in your room, listening to one direction and crying your eyes out

It’s like Christmas Eve, except you don’t really know if tomorrows Christmas

Something could happen

Nothing could happen

It’s a very stressful situation

You had opted for staying up all night, after all, they were 5 hours ahead of you

But instead you decided to just wake up early

So 5 A.M You’re out of bed, first thing you do

Grab your phone and check it

AND WHAT DO YOU SEE

NOTHING

Nothing??

BUT YOUR HOPE WASNT GONE

There was an interview scheduled with Liam in two hours, that had too mean something

Right

RIGHT

WRONG

Seven minutes of nOTHING

I mean, seriously

By now all the avengers were up

You were still in your room, blasting one direction as one does

“kid?” Tony asked knocking on your door

He opened it all the way and… he’s not sure what he saw

“Are you meditating?”

“SHHH”

“What the hell is going on?”

“be quiet!” You hissed

“kid, what the he-“

“she’s manifesting,” Peter anserwed, standing behind tony.

“what now?”

“manifesting, she’s manifesting that something happens. now, if you’ll excuse me, I must join.”

So now Tony is just kind of staring as the two of you ‘manifest’

He mumbled something about it being too early for this and walking out

You had your phone’s ringer on, notifications turned on for instagram, twitter, youtube, you name it, you had it

You hourly checked your phone, just in case

But at some point, you decided to take a shower

So it’s like 9 am

You just got out of your shower and you’re in a towel

And then you hear it - a small ding from your room

You waste no time in throwing the door opening, hitting Bucky in the face who stumbles onto the floor

“(Y/N) what the-“

But you’re gone

You race into your room grabbing your phone

And there it is

Twitter

A TWEET BY ONE DIRECTION

You screamed

Very loudly

And so Peter raced in, laptop in hand

“DID YOU SEE”

“OPEN IT OPEN IT”

The two of you quickly get to work opening the website and

It crashed

OF COURSE IT CRASHED

“WHAT DO WE DO” Peter asked frantically reloading the page

You turn to him, mouth set in a straight line “We hack it”

“genius.”

So you hack the system

You break in and-

“OH MY GOSH”

“ITS REAL”

Cue the tears

But as you go deeper, and you enter the 2010 stage you LOST IT

The website it blasting what makes you beautiful and you’re just in tEARS

Because literally what the fuck one direction come back

Peter is sat beside you, praying frantically

“bring them back . They can save 2020. Please I’m praying on harry’s rings, louis’ accent, Liam’s fear of spoons, Niall’s bitchy tweets and Zayn’s non existence, PLEASE”

So you’re going through liking everything bc uh yes?? You love it all

Your visions also kind of blurry from tears so you can’t really see anything

But then you get to louis’ highlight

It says he’s 5’7

You and Peter both look at each other

“LIES ITS ALL LIES ITS FAKE”

And then harry’s and

“he’s not 5’11” you said

“he’s six feet”

“they’re lying to us”

And don’t even get me started on the ending page

THE END

HELL NO

“time to manifest again”

So you and Peter are once against praying, your mixtape in the back

When your phone goes off again

And again

And again

And there it was

The boys posts, each one of them thanking the fans, TAGGING ZAYN

You’ve never cried so Hard in your life

And louis’ tweets

And then your door burst down

And in walk tony, bucky, cap, nat, bruce, Thor, Clint and well the whole squad

“WHO IS IT”

“What it going on?”

Peter shakes his head sadly, holding onto you as you hiccup

“It’s - it’s them - ONE DIRECTION THEY’RE ALIVE”

Tony rolls his eyes

Cap bursts out laughing, grabbing onto sam

Nat and Clint are howling as they clap

And Thor is still holding his hammer as bruce tries to explain that one direction was a boy band and not a group of evil space aliens

“you slammed a door in my face fOR A BOY BAND”

“IT WAS NECESSARY”

“NO IT WASNT”

“if you’re done now, we must manifest for Zayn’s reply” peter spoke up

“we can only hope” you said sadly

“you guys are crazy” cap said

“no” Peter corrects “We’re a Bunch of clowns with depression”

“i’m concerned” Nat whispered

“me too” peter said

Needless to say

It was a very emotional time

And the avengers did not shut up about it

“so did he ever reply?”

*cue crying breakdown*

“NO”

“so now what?”

You look Tony dead in the eye, “we’re staring the kitten direction”

“(Y/N)”

“it must be done” Peter said, bowing his head

“kid”

“Tony we NEED THEM BACK”

“They could save us all”

“with what?”

“you don’t understand their power”

“they’re adults mEN”

Instead of replying, you grab your phone and blast one direction so you can’t hear them

And this was how you and Peter stayed up all night theorizing about it

Louis’ wouldn’t egg Liam’s house over this

He’s not 5’7

Harry’s 6’0

All lies

And it’s up to you and Peter to figure out the truth

They could save 2020

You just have to save them