He/Xe/They | Undertale and FNAF Celestial Jesters hyperfixation
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The two tracks werent synced right and it sounds like everything’s gone to shit at MTT Resort
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A cooking show where every episode, the chef gets possessed by the ghost of a random person of another era, who then proceeds to cook something that they personally enjoyed as a meal while they were alive.
It remains unclear how, regardless from the historical time and place, every single "guest star" seems to have a full understanding of what a cooking show is, and also how to operate a modern kitchen. While there is no overarching plot, different context clues heavily imply that the host chef is somehow a very easy person to possess, and there are so, so many souls from all eras of human history who would love to hop in to experience the pleasure of getting to cook one more really nice meal.
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little thing from tiktok lol (creds to rahafwabas)
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LET'S DO THIS, MY FELLOW BELIEVERS IN SANTA! It's that magical day again, for us to keep an eye on our favorite fat red man with presents via NORAD Tracks Santa!
Here’s your yearly history lesson about this merry tradition:
In 1955, a Sears department store placed an advertisement in a Colorado Springs newspaper telling children that they could telephone Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. But the phone number for the “hotline” had a typo in it and calls from excited kids went to Colorado Springs’ Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) Center instead. Colonel Harry Shoup responded by telling children that there were signs on the radar that Santa was on his way south from the North Pole. Colonel Shoup also told his staff to give all children who called in a “current location” for Santa Claus. A tradition began which continued when NORAD replaced CONAD in 1958. And it’s been going on for OVER SIXTY-FIVE YEARS!
As of right now on the tracker (8:11 am EST), Santa is flying over the Pacific Ocean in his open sleigh, and he and the reindeer have already delivered 767k gifts! DO YOUR BEST, SANTA! PLEASE SPREAD YOUR JOYFUL MAGIC FOR 2024!! WE NEED IT!!!
Meanwhile, NORAD’s Santa-spying tech can also be used as a fun way to learn more about the world, since its map pops up new links to Wikipedia articles and photos–and sometimes little videos–for locations Santa visits! Check it out!
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people laugh at me for always asking a baby's permission before picking them up but let me tell you when my nephew was seven months old I picked him up off the floor without checking first and he was absolutely outraged and reproached me with terrible wails. just because a person is very small doesn't mean it's not scary and upsetting to be scooped up out of nowhere by a much larger person. quite the contrary. obviously if a baby is in danger or the situation is otherwise pressing you can temporarily suspend the rules of polite behavior and just grab them up, much like you are allowed to violently shove a grownup if a speeding car is bearing down on them. but that doesn't mean you just go around shoving people as a matter of routine. show some consideration to our latest arrivals on this horrible planet. they are better at communicating than you think
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#he just like me fr#i had that exact harness as a kid#i miss it#overstimulation makes traversing public spaces hard
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Change my meme (a replacement 'Change my mind' template) - template post - Imgur
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The worst thing you can do, as someone who has recently realised they are transfem, is to let terves and transphobes convince you cis women will never accept you.
I was told that when I came out everyone would reject me. That I would find myself isolated from the world, and from other women especially, who would react to me with horror and revulsion.
In reality, within the first months of coming out, in no particular order:
My sister's reaction on my coming out was, "Right, so I have a sister instead of a brother. Cool. I'm taking you clothes shopping tomorrow."
A friend, when she learned I am a woman, immediately invited me to her women-only, girls-night-out birthday party the following week.
Another friend, when a friend of hers expressed doubts about my gender, immediately shut them down and reaffirmed I am a woman.
I went camping with a group of friends, and we had two tents, one for the boys and one for the girls; I was unsure as to which I should enter, to which a girl friend responded by grabbing me and physically dragging me inside the women's tent.
In the women's bathroom at a movie theatre a random woman, whom I'd never seen before and haven't seen since, stopped me as I was going into a stall, to warn me there was no toilet paper in there, because she'd just used the last of it.
All of these, and more, some from friends, some from complete strangers. All within a few months, as a trans woman who hadn't started medical transition yet, and was very visible as being a trans woman.
I've had some people reject me, true, but the vast majority, including almost all cis women, accepted me as a sister with open arms.
Cis women are cool. It's terves who are bigots.
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My friend made me do this.
This is the best thing I’ve drawn this week.
It took 3 days.
I regret nothing.
Here’s more
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starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.
IDK I’m just sick of hearing how Business Bros talk and how many people are suckers for it. I want blunt people standing there going “hey, that guy didn’t actually SAY anything, he just strung together a bunch of nonsense corporate words to make you think ‘ooo profit’ but there’s nothing substantial here”
We would do the same to politicians.
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NON-SANS CHARACTERS AS SANS AUs / ATs !!
enjoy the feast ;P
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NON-SANS CHARACTERS AS SANS AUs / ATs !!
enjoy the feast ;P
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NON-SANS CHARACTERS AS SANS AUs / ATs !!
enjoy the feast ;P
#HOLY SJIT THE NIGHTMARE CHARA#THATS SO COOL#HOLY SHIT#OH MY GODS#THEY'RE SO COOL#WHAT THE FUCK#I NEED TO BECOME THEM EXPEDITIOUSLY
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gived them braids becuase my hair turns evil when i ponytail it
also cheek kissy
binge read ghost in the machine recently uhhh
woe, cricket be upon ye
(it's pretty much just me without hrt lmao, that little goober cant afford it </3)
(also fingerless gloves would be so good during the winter months for them pls agree)
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binge read ghost in the machine recently uhhh
woe, cricket be upon ye
(it's pretty much just me without hrt lmao, that little goober cant afford it </3)
(also fingerless gloves would be so good during the winter months for them pls agree)
#gitm au#gitm cricket#:3#subject to change#idk how to draw humans or myself#all i ever draw is robots and skeletons#help
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
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