#i was cooking something
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mollywauk · 5 months ago
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Caleb: Are you a doctor 😉
Essek: Is this a come on? Are we roleplaying?
Caleb: No I am experiencing a medical emergency 😉😉
Essek: Okay... I guess I'll take a look
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simplysebby · 1 year ago
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I'm gonna say it. Minecraft is a shitty fucking game. Steve came to my fucking house last night, you understand??? MY fucking HOUSE. Completely UNINVITED. He came to my house and fucked my mom. My fucking MOTHER. Do you understand how fucked up that is? He took his blocky ass square fucking dick (it was small as hell btw, bitch) and shot a load into the same hole I came out of. THAT'S MY FUCKING HOLE, YOU WHORE. So now I'm making a call out post. And you mother fuckers will STILL support Minecraft like the bitches you are so guess what? It was my mom first, it's gonna be YOUR MOM next! What now, liberals? You gonna cry? You gonna let Steve's block cock finding the clit before you can? Jesus christ. This is Biden's America.
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queermoths · 4 months ago
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you meow privately? well i meow competitively. and i win.
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izelandzero · 1 year ago
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Me rebloggin Peppiblast art from one of my mutuals 😁
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ive had this fuckig image in my brain for ages. i dont know what it means
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oflights · 1 year ago
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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november
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isjasz · 3 months ago
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nightmare fuel fr (i. dont know what possessed me to do this HASJDHAJWHEAWHEIJFKL)
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kaogens · 10 months ago
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skipblebee · 8 days ago
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Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)
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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago
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Vanessa made her suit for the FNAF mimic..
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kiwibrain · 8 months ago
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part 2 of the silly isat dunmeshi crossover, with angst and a recipe i made up in 2 minutes :)
Part 1 ✨
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artkaninchenbau · 8 months ago
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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trashy-raccoonz · 4 months ago
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kimharry getting groceries tgt but instead they melt because of the heat, send post
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also i might have gotten carried away and did a lil follow up comic....
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somerandomcockroach · 1 month ago
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*runs away at the speed of light*
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cathedraldecay · 3 months ago
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and she will CONTINUE to serve it in drag
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hootyhoowoo · 2 months ago
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Shen Yuan & Shang Qinghua shenanigans? Or Shen Yuan x Bingge?
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[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Bingge looming over a scared and flustered Shen Yuan and purring, "Shizuuun- finally found you (heart)". After that are fake comments by Liu Qingge that say in all caps, "Get a job. Stay away from him." End ID]
ID by @princess-of-purple-prose
Thank you!
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justshipsandstuff · 10 months ago
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Post canon spoilers!
Lately I’ve really enjoyed drawing Mithrun just living life and interacting with other people
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