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Caleb: Are you a doctor 😉
Essek: Is this a come on? Are we roleplaying?
Caleb: No I am experiencing a medical emergency 😉😉
Essek: Okay... I guess I'll take a look
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I'm gonna say it. Minecraft is a shitty fucking game. Steve came to my fucking house last night, you understand??? MY fucking HOUSE. Completely UNINVITED. He came to my house and fucked my mom. My fucking MOTHER. Do you understand how fucked up that is? He took his blocky ass square fucking dick (it was small as hell btw, bitch) and shot a load into the same hole I came out of. THAT'S MY FUCKING HOLE, YOU WHORE. So now I'm making a call out post. And you mother fuckers will STILL support Minecraft like the bitches you are so guess what? It was my mom first, it's gonna be YOUR MOM next! What now, liberals? You gonna cry? You gonna let Steve's block cock finding the clit before you can? Jesus christ. This is Biden's America.
#minecraft#literally 19684#196#r/196archive#r/196#196blr#shitpost#i was cooking something#I'm not sure what though#probably need to call poison control#or some shit
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you meow privately? well i meow competitively. and i win.
#im just a little guy#this was in my drafts from february#i dont remember the context whatsoever but am posting it anyways#i was cooking something#idk what#meow#meow!!#meow!!!#meowing#cats#autistic#echolalia#this is echolalia for me#so im tagging it as such
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Me rebloggin Peppiblast art from one of my mutuals 😁
ive had this fuckig image in my brain for ages. i dont know what it means
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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november
#it's november obvs#december is not like this!!#today after work i shut the macbook i got into bed and i played that fruit tetris game#while listening to something called 'lofi roman empire'#for 1.5 hours#zero wrinkles in the brain after that completely smooth#and then somehow i cooked dinner
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nightmare fuel fr (i. dont know what possessed me to do this HASJDHAJWHEAWHEIJFKL)
#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#traffic smp#trafficblr#mumbo jumbo#grian#waffle duo#isdoodles#ppl out there cooking angsty as hell stuff or something super impressive or super cute. meanwhile#meanwhile i just love drawing the stupidest shit ever HASDJKAWKAWBRHG
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#vocaloid#hatsune miku#miku hatsune#i live for making her unsettling.. had this concept in my head for a few years now im so happy w how it came out#will be up as a print during my new shop update this month too :P#i havent been updating much on tumblr but im cooking up something good for this months shop update IM EXCITEDDDDDD
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Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)
#the real housewives of cang qiong or something idk#guys I cooked here come on#I've had this idea for sooo long I'm so glad I finally got to draw it out hehe#svsss#scum villian self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#mxtx#mxtx svsss#svsss fanart#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#yue qingyuan#Skipsart#svsss au#loosely based off that one extra in book 4 btw#that made me giggle sm the first time I read it#i love how none of them could fathom the idea of shen jiu being nice they all immediately went “he's possessed”#<- I knoww it's shen yuan but that was so funny to me the first time I read it#THEY HAVE THE RECAPS JUST LIKE IN SHAMELESS#“I was in the endless abyss for three years and didn't miss the last episode. what's your excuse⁉️⁉️”
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Vanessa made her suit for the FNAF mimic..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#tiger rock#mimic#the mimic#fnaf mimic#secret of the mimic#help wanted 2#fnaf hw2#tales of the pizzaplex#THE UPDATEEE FROM HW2#IM so excited for what’s coming next in the series#it’s genuinely so cool we will get more context of the mimic but of Edwin and David too#I may draw some stuff with them at a later time#but I wanted to draw something for the obvious connection#that Vanny looks like the tiger rock plush#same eyes and sewn parts#she even has paws like tiger rock which Glitchtrap never even had#I love the idea Vanny and the mimic were ‘close’#in the sense she was trying to prove herself to them#all the lines that originally worked with the glitchafton theory#works way better with glitchmimic now#idk steelwool cooked
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part 2 of the silly isat dunmeshi crossover, with angst and a recipe i made up in 2 minutes :)
Part 1 ✨
#i drew sooo many hands waadakdljsakldjsa#ive had this wip for like a month#and then i found “the brush✨”#and i finished it in a week :)#literally made the recipe in 2 minutes i know how to cook but i was having so mch trouble making something up for some reason#wanted to finish it yesterday but i played tomodachi life until 3 am woop#aight time to sleep#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat odile#isat mirabelle#isat bonnie#isat loop#woa first time drawing loop#my art
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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kimharry getting groceries tgt but instead they melt because of the heat, send post
also i might have gotten carried away and did a lil follow up comic....
#cps#digital art#artist on tumblr#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#kimharry#started has a silly warm up. ended has a 'im too deep into this follow up with a comic for goofs and gafs'#i imagine they went grocery shopping to have dinner tgt. kim would probably handling the cooking#acts of service is probably his love language yeapyeap#silly headcanon but i would imagine that Kim immediately knows that something is off when Harry starts to lag behind him when walking#even when they r not on duty i think Harry is always speedwalking in front of Kim taking the lead#ignore jean´s ugliness it was my first time ever drawing him heart emoji#and ofc this was another excuse to draw fluff
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*runs away at the speed of light*
#tf mecha universe#swerve#blurr#cockroachdoodles#the yappers#the fullmetal bartenders#the gay racers#I feel dead tired mentally BUT laughing#Because these two#They are literally just full force of physical contact in ANY form#Everyone is not just jealous. They are DEAD jealous#Also like to think that Swerve as a bot constantly keeps himself heated#Sh- okay my brain is too cooked to try writing something
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and she will CONTINUE to serve it in drag
#okay but actually something is cooking#and the political undertones..#listen i am pulling out the red string#mcr#my chemical romance
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Shen Yuan & Shang Qinghua shenanigans? Or Shen Yuan x Bingge?
[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Bingge looming over a scared and flustered Shen Yuan and purring, "Shizuuun- finally found you (heart)". After that are fake comments by Liu Qingge that say in all caps, "Get a job. Stay away from him." End ID]
ID by @princess-of-purple-prose
Thank you!
#idk I had to add the lqg commentary bc that’s how I felt drawing them LMAO#svsss#bingyuan#luo binghe#luo bingge#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#also anon I would have drawn cumplane but I’m currently cooking something up in regards to cumplane so I’m sick of drawing those two#but I hope this suffices 🙏#asks#hoot art
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Post canon spoilers!
Lately I’ve really enjoyed drawing Mithrun just living life and interacting with other people
#I think it’d be nice to see him gradually becoming more active in other people’s lives#especially Patty and Kabru#HC Mithrun invites Pattadol and Kabru over for food whenever he learns to cook something new#I really want the canaries gang back for shits and giggles#let’s assume the elf Queen is down for some fun drama in Melini#dungeon meshi#kabumisu#mithrun#kabru#delicious in dungeon#senshi#pattadol#marcille donato#touden siblings#my art
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