#i was cooking something

[mollywauk]

Caleb: Are you a doctor 😉

Essek: Is this a come on? Are we roleplaying?

Caleb: No I am experiencing a medical emergency 😉😉

Essek: Okay... I guess I'll take a look

[simplysebby]

I'm gonna say it. Minecraft is a shitty fucking game. Steve came to my fucking house last night, you understand??? MY fucking HOUSE. Completely UNINVITED. He came to my house and fucked my mom. My fucking MOTHER. Do you understand how fucked up that is? He took his blocky ass square fucking dick (it was small as hell btw, bitch) and shot a load into the same hole I came out of. THAT'S MY FUCKING HOLE, YOU WHORE. So now I'm making a call out post. And you mother fuckers will STILL support Minecraft like the bitches you are so guess what? It was my mom first, it's gonna be YOUR MOM next! What now, liberals? You gonna cry? You gonna let Steve's block cock finding the clit before you can? Jesus christ. This is Biden's America.

[queermoths]

you meow privately? well i meow competitively. and i win.

[izelandzero]

Me rebloggin Peppiblast art from one of my mutuals 😁

ive had this fuckig image in my brain for ages. i dont know what it means

[oflights]

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

[isjasz]

nightmare fuel fr (i. dont know what possessed me to do this HASJDHAJWHEAWHEIJFKL)

[kaogens]

static

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa made her suit for the FNAF mimic..

[kiwibrain]

part 2 of the silly isat dunmeshi crossover, with angst and a recipe i made up in 2 minutes :)

Part 1 ✨

[procrastinationstationn]

horny but like for intimacy

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[trashy-raccoonz]

kimharry getting groceries tgt but instead they melt because of the heat, send post

also i might have gotten carried away and did a lil follow up comic....

[cathedraldecay]

and she will CONTINUE to serve it in drag

[justshipsandstuff]

Post canon spoilers!

Lately I’ve really enjoyed drawing Mithrun just living life and interacting with other people

[hootyhoowoo]

Shen Yuan & Shang Qinghua shenanigans? Or Shen Yuan x Bingge?

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Bingge looming over a scared and flustered Shen Yuan and purring, "Shizuuun- finally found you (heart)". After that are fake comments by Liu Qingge that say in all caps, "Get a job. Stay away from him." End ID]

ID by @princess-of-purple-prose

Thank you!