#i was TERRIFIED of his ass

[camvrin]

i was literally never scared of creepypasta. i fell in love with Ben, I obsessed over exe, I thought Slenderman was LAAAAME, I didn't care about Toby, i fucked with jeff but he was lame too, yadayadayada

but fucking. SMILE DOG

[limpnoodles]

The sheer terror I felt for husk at this moment:

(Alastor we need a talk.)

[sawgaybo]

I find it so funny that Amanda PRETENDS to suffocate Adam AND replaces him with a fake skeleton AND forces him to lurk in the shadows with his camera for years SIMPLY to keep Larry from finding love.

[punkshort]

Aside from how insanely good he looks, as an avid fan of the game, I must say....

How the fuck do they make the show look exactly like the settings in the game?! His porch? Spot on. Ellie and Dina above the record store? Spot on. Ellie's room? Spot on. Jackson? Spot fucking on.

Even the quick scene with Abby and the fence... how the hell do they do that? How do they make it feel like you're playing the game when it's a completely different format?

I've only one answer... witchcraft.

Also when he sings that fucking song I'm going to lose it

[toshidou]

previously on "toshidou's horny rambles":

𝟏𝟖+ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖

your jaw is aching, just barely able to feel simon's fingers as they curl around a fistful of your hair, the other hand pinching either side of your face between his thumb and forefinger to watch how your lips purse around the girth of his cock. lidded, darkened eyes staring down at you as he fucks lazily into your mouth; the slick sound of spit accompanied by the slap of his balls against your chin, wet with your saliva and precum.

and if that wasn't overstimulating in of itself, thick, strong fingers indent into the flesh of your hips, followed by the aching thud of könig's sharp hips jackhammering into the soft flesh of your ass, a cacophony of lewd, debauched sounds that shouldn't make you nearly as wet as they do.

you have little choice but to focus on trying to stay balanced on your hands and knees and take it, every forceful thrust, every notch of ghost's tip against the back of your throat, every delirium inducing drag of könig's cock, so thick it has no choice but to stimulate every nerve ending your poor cunt has to offer.

there is no holding back, no small mercies, you're fucked to within an inch of your life, pushed through so many orgasms you barely remember what year it is, unable to think of anything other than the two men that bookend your trembling body.

by the time their hips both stutter to a stop, once their cum dribbles down in flithy rivulets from your aching holes, plump flesh littered with bite marks, bruises and handprints; you're just lucid enough to make out the two men as they tower above you, twin sets of irises engulfed in black, still hungry, still not satiated.

it's fair to say you may have "voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir"ed a little too close to the sun.

[compaculaaa]

Please excuse my attempt at being funny

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I have never seen this man in my life.

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[zarnzarn]

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athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[neutral-party]

oh the finale is gonna be a wild ride, isnt it..

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[koilccc]

this is reinsuba right

[vampirecatprince]

Part of me needs Agent Stone to pull Harley Quinn and become a beloved mainline accomplice to Robotnik

[danganmaticx]

Day 4: Rain/Fireworks

Anyone ask for a northern Shuichi x southern Kaede comic? No? Neither did I but here it is

@saimatsu-week

[laurrelise]

her: you better not be the scariest picture of five hargreeves that the world has ever seen when i get there!!!

literally me:

[itsdefinitely]

i wanna know more about the jerries/jeris

do you want to know the most horrific thing about them?

the lords did nothing to make them the way they are.

yes, the jerry jr was turned into the axeman because of the witchwood, which does what it does because of the lords, but everything leading up to that is just human nature. i see the "girl jeri is nibbly" or "they were influenced by a lord to do the thngs they do" and i need people to understand that that's just. not true. they're just like that. they were taught to be like that by their parents and, more accurately, their church. it's horrifyingly accurate how religion has shaped them into non-functional human beings, who would rather potentially lose their child to the many, many dangers of the literal woods than admit that they had sex outside of marriage.

it's only because it's hatchetfield that jerry jr grew the way he did. there was no lord's intervention in their decision to keep the baby, or to drop out of school to care for him, or to keep him seperated from any other people, or to revolve their lives around the idea that they'd committed a sin and needed to pay by pushing celibacy rather than. i don't know. properly raising their child. it was the way they were taught. the toxic pushing of overexaggerated christian ideals is what molded them. can you imagine being in their place? being a scared teenager and knowing that if you told any of the people you care about most your secret that they would shun you and disown you?

the only people they felt any kind of safe around were each other; of course they're going to be codependent. and even then, they're disgusted by each other for leading them to sin. they're stuck together unwillingly, because without the other, they're alone.

[gumi-writes]

commissioned from TielWaters

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

The best bug.