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Odysseus is the worst uber driver in history
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I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point
#I joined tumblr for the aesthetics and now I’m here bc it’s the most low pressure social media to be on#Instagram is ppl’s highlight reel but Tumblr is where u see their pure thoughts unobstructed and I adore that#It’s very nice to have people to relate to and is def the main appeal to me but I don’t think there’s much more to it than that genuinely#Monetization on tumblr isn’t a thing and probably won’t be so it feels stupid to put more stake than necessary in it. Like you’re in the#Trenches over tumblr of all things. Embarrassing#I know chronically online people exist bc I have seen them in my or somebody else’s inbox but imagine waking up at 70 one day and the#Realization hitting u like a freight time that u wasted all ur time thinking tumblr. TUMBLR. This dying website. Has enough weight for u to#be sending anon hate or reviewing ppl’s blogs like they’re some kind of product. Brother this is licherally tumblr#I choose to laugh at this behavior than take it seriously bc absolutely no one is driving me crazy on my OWN blog. On tumblr dot com.#I refuse#I will do whatever I want forever etc
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hey have you guys heard of that movie. yeah the obliterating masterpiece on trans identity
#i know i’m frequently dramatic but i’m being so serious when i say you have to see this movie. oh my god#as these reviews hopefully imply it will hurt. it is a viscerally hurtful movie#i’ve never been so desperate for a happy ending to a story. i wanted a happy ending for the protagonist so much it hurt#just a remarkable story about transness and identity and fear and longing and isolation#god i’m going insane#i saw the tv glow#jane schoenbrun#orating!
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i was watching the new quinton reviews video and this computer immediately stuck out to me because ??? so i stuck it into MS paint and i've discovered that the computers of mid-late icarly are on a whole other level & i want whatever this OS has going on. it is a gender to me
#quinton reviews#icarly#this is what happens when girls have autism and microsoft paint#i love how it's supposed to be a mac but they just went Well fuck that#got really worried i'd said the wrong version of windows media player for a minute but it's alright it is 11#i was zoomed in on the image so i scrolled over to look at the windows key (see if there was one and if so what style/era) and i just see#this fucking . pear. i have to say i admire that dedication#to making the world's most glorious operating system... with a rainbow pear windows key#i want to know what happens if you press it#does this baby have windows + tab aero peek#hall of fame#1k#yapping
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NEW FEAR OF YOU CONTENT AHH
Not even written by me! @dahvampire wrote an entire fanfiction for Fear of you, check it out!! <3
Pretty much this dynamic:
#WOOPS wrong blog LMAO#omg i'm so happy#THIS#AHHHHHHHH#I'm so freaking blessed; they writing about my blorbos#HELLOO#LOOKIT THE FREAKING PROSE#@dahvampire I will leave THE review to ever exist prepare your inbox#I'm so freaking crazy about this#Like THE GRIN I have on my face HELLO#I haven't read “All In” yet (only the first paragraphs with OH BOY DO I LOVE THIS ALREADY) I want to save it for my travel home today!!#Man why did I stop writing about them i love this fucking bird#I think I'm back in the fandom baby#HIUWE>itrfsda#I need to finish editing the next chapter of Foy#It's Endeavor and Shinyo centric too#Let's see how it goes weeee#bnha#mha#mha foy#bnha fear of you#mha fear of you#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha shinyo takami#bnha shinyo takami#mha the takami thief#bnha shinyo#bnha oc#mha endeavor
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EA is a triple A gaming company worth billions. But BioWare? It's a subsidiary that is smaller than you think. (EA has about 13k employees, but BW has about 500).
Not pre-ordering or buying on the day of release isn't going to send a message to EA to improve its practices. It's only going to hurt BioWare and their remaining employees. (This isn't aimed at people who can't afford it, or don't like the game(s), or don't like what they've seen so far, or are very skeptical and want to hold off. I'm talking to people who are excited about the game and have the $60 to spare.)
Yes, there are things to criticize about BioWare and EA, I get it, I really do. What happened to Mary Kirby and those like her is awful. Fuck them for that, truly. The merchandise packages that don't include the game, kinda scummy. But if you don't take that as a sign that EA is pushing down, hard, on BioWare, then I don't know what to tell you. Do you think BioWare is somehow immune from EA's scrutiny? BioWare has two big misses in their recent history, after MEA and Anthem, they are on thin ice.
Will the game be buggy on release? Maybe. They do have a history of it. Hell, DAO is still buggy af, but we love it anyway. Will the game be bad? Possibly. There are story elements in each game that still piss me off to this day. It is a gamble, but if you like what you see and are excited, there is no reason not to support the franchise you love. Do you want more Dragon Age games? Do you want more Mass Effect games? If yes, then the best way to get more games is to buy this game.
The only thing that will happen if DATV sales suck, will be for EA to believe that Dragon Age games no longer sell and to nix or hold off on all future projects for it. By waiting for it to be on sale or pirating it, you could very well damn the future of BioWare and the DA franchise. You're not fucking up EA when you choose not to buy DATV, you are screwing BioWare, which is not the same as EA. BioWare can be dissolved, but EA won't. They won't care, EA will happily get rid of something that isn't making them money. EA is not gonna be hurt by DATV doing poorly in sales, they have their sports franchises that will always make them money. It will only hurt BioWare and the remaining developers. Do you like Weekes? Epler? Busche? Support them!
So if you are excited about Dragon Age: The Veilguard and want to see more Dragon Age games, don't let anyone convince you not to buy it, or pre-order it. Don't let anyone make you feel bad for doing so. If you have the money and like what you see, I encourage you to buy it and show support for your favorite franchise.
(Those worried about the SAG-AFTRA strike, don't be, DATV isn't included in the strike. More here.)
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv#da4#I understand the criticism#And if you are really wary about the game#I totally get wanting to wait for reviews#If you're meh about the game#of course wait for a sale#But for those who love the series and love what they see#and are excited#there is nothing wrong with pre-ordering#or buying on the day of release#I know some want to see BW burn to the ground#this post isn't aimed at them
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Not going to apologize for the person I will be when Percy Jackson comes out next week
#the special interest is BACK baby#it never left but I was able to reign it in a bit now there is NO holding back#I’m seeing the early reviews and honestly literally crying this is all I ever wanted#pjo#percy jackson#pjo disney+
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Thinking very hard about nine sols. I have like. 2 other AUs also on the mind as well
But for now it really fascinated me how both yi and ji have immortality but are at different stages in their life and handle it differently, so I played around with what would happen if their ages were swapped such that Yi lived through history and became the Kunlun Immortal, and Ji joined the Council as a young Sol.
Yi / Ji Ageswap/Roleswap AU
Though they’ve swapped positions in time, I wanted to keep their powers and personalities mostly the same. Yi’s aged up design is based on his statue outside of the Four Seasons Pavilion. I’m still thinking through whether or not Yi would still propose the Eternal Cauldron Project with the experience of having lived through history, and I think so. I think living even longer and having to watch more people he loves die before him would make him even more strongly attached to the idea of immortality and longevity, and ensuring the survival of as many solarians as possible so that he doesn’t end up alone on Penglai in the end. I don’t think Ji would be able to kill him because it seems like Ji and Yi’s immortalities differ— Yi can always regenerate as long as the Fusang is healthy, while Ji, as shown in the game, can die if he takes too much damage.
I have a lot more thoughts in this au so I might do a few more doodles at some point but just this for now!
#nine sols#九日#nine sols yi#nine sols ji#ageswap au#roleswap au#the designs and story of this game really makes the mind go brrrrrr#I really want to see more people talk about the story and the themes of this game they’re so good#every review I see keeps just talking about the gameplay
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I drew chimpanzees.... for no particular reason (I watched Kingdom of the planet of the apes) refs from watching chimpanzee northwest sanctuary videos.
#chimpanzee#the movie was great#the reviews were really weird tbh#All of them were so negative and just somehow missed entire scenes???#I saw THREE separate reviews arguing about the stupidity of may suddenly having a gun at the end#uhm... I don't know but... did you see the part where she walks into the abandoned vault. opens a cabinet. finds guns.#I have a million other things I want to say to those reviewers#but I would rather not start trouble over a movie lol
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my Fincher magazine collection (so far)!!
#people always seem to like my posts about my magazines so i thought i’d just show all of them#these are in order from oldest to newest#these are all from ebay btw apart from the killer one because i got that when it came out#my dvd review one is my fav just because i like the design and the colours and it’s also matte on the front#but the Empire for ‘the killer’ is really cool because it’s showcases all of Fincher’s films#and is written by my fav journalist who writes about Fincher Nev Pierce#(he also wrote the article for tgwtdt one)#if anyone wants to see any of these more in detail lmk!! the se7en one is fucking cool#david fincher#se7en#fight club#gone girl#the girl with the dragon tattoo#the killer movie#the killer#magazine
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so was that legitimately fake outrage at Watcher being "greedy capitalists" that people are now gonna go watch the try guys who are doing the exact same thing?? where's the outrage at their wealth and how they spend their money? why does Keith get people just watching him eat at expensive restaurants, but it's terrible seeing Steven go to expensive restaurants to eat food? it's got nothing to do with "the try guys did it better!!!" it's the fact that you got so outraged because of how much the economy is in shambles and people can barely afford food, let alone another streaming service, and now suddenly it's a great thing seeing the try guys be able to improve their situation with one!! I thought the whole point was that we didn't need another one!! what is it???
it's just obvious that they've both done similar things, but people are taking more issue with the creators of colour for daring to grow and move forward. EVEN AFTER THEY ALTERED THINGS AND GENUINELY APOLOGISED even whilst being fucking eviscerated online. and instead of being helped and understood by their white friends, they get fucking shaded by their friends with a sofa joke and "not to name names" bullshit
what is it with people of colour being left in the dirt by their white friends and/or costars???
#people would rather watch keith shove chicken into his mouth#and harass steven lim for reviewing expensive restaurants#like bro you're leaving the fanbase??? clearly it was for the best#you all showed your asses don't deserve to be fans if this is how you treat them#vent#rant#watcher#fuck you#the try guys#also saw some comments on a video after watcher's apology#like 'see this is all we really wanted'#like bro have you ever thought about what *they* want???#considering watcher apologised as well#it makes them 100 times better than the try guys who seem to be fine insulting their friends whilst self-promoting themselves#also try guys do act like over the top white self-aware fuck society guys#like i did think something was always off with them#not saying shit about palestine even when fans brought it up#so bye fuckers#i'm done with you all
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points godly
from @immoralimmortals 's fic
#kosart#akatsuki x reader#aswtn fic#aswtn fanart#got carried away#i just wanted to review ch17 and IN THE FIRST LINE i was like i need to see chibi hidan and kakuzu#so i drew this#canon situation#hidan#kakuzu#pein
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THE STYLISTIC AU IS SO CHARMING AGHHHH
#ts!underswap#undertale au#ts!underswap spoilers#undertale#i need to see kappy#i want to see him yell while reviewing video games#avgn style yaknow?
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So... Apparently UA s4 is a massive flop.... I'm not saying we need to start bullying* showrunners and writers and networks/streamers (*putting pressure on them to do right by beloved pieces of media with passionate fan bases so much so that they feel they'll get the guillotine if they do anything less than perfect and justice by the story/characters) but.... We need to start bullying showrunners and writers and networks/streamers again. These mfs have gotten too comfortable
#I haven't even watched it bc I wasnt caught up with s3 but I just saw the reviews before I started#Seeing mutuals go wtf and was like yeah some shit def went down in this season but holy shit. They apparently just gave up entirely#Like literally just bc you do a decent job with one season doesn't mean you're off the hook... Keep that energy#Also everyone knew Netflix didn't want them to have another season but was basically forced by s3's numbers to do so#Bc they gave it 0 promo instead promoting ST the whole time which didn't need it so ppl forgot and then#Only giving it 6 eps and the fast turnaround considering the long strikes and writing period... It was doomed from the start#Uatv#Anyway! Embarrassing.#Good job! You blew it!#Ua#the umbrella academy#Umbrella academy#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts#We need to give them the one piece /cowboy bebop live action treatment.... Make them afraid to fuck up
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HOW TO PIN YOUR INSECTS:
Position limbs into desired arrangement and pin in place
Maintain eye contact
Pin should pass through the center of the thorax
Move slowly; lest the divine light leak out along with the ichor
Wait for the embers to die.
Wait for the embers to reignite.
#Ultrakill#V1#V1 Ultrakill#Gabriel Ultrakill#Gabv1el#Insects#Disclaimer. Not actual insect pinning advice. If that wasn't obvious from the start.#Cw:#Blood#Should I tag this animal death. Maybe? Hell if I know#Hm. I think I'll leave it at#Ask to tag#Just in general.#Don't ask me to put this in the ship tag though I'm not doing it (if I tag it ship know it was a moment of weakness... Joking.)#Anyway I don't want to talk about how long this took. Fuck's sake. This is like the third attempt at this concept#The first one I just didn't vibe with and the second you couldn't see the pins well enough (I would say it was also too horny-looking but.)#(but so is this one. As told to my by my peer reviewer. And by that I mean my friend I sent the sketch to and they said-#''I don't see how your other sketch could possibly be worse than this''. Thank you for the encouragement. I'll add more bloodlust next time#EDIT: FIXED A MISTAKE THAT WAS BOTHERING ME#EDIT 2: I caved. It's in the ship tag now.
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so i finished the dlc.
#elden ring spoilers#elden ring dlc#shadow of the erdtree#SPOILERS#but also its not that bad you wouldnt be able to figure out what the fuck happened by these images#oh my goddddddddddd i want to kill this dlc and toss it into the lake#why.... why.... why. why. why.#do you guys care do you want to see my review. do you want to see my google doc.#its so bad. im writing several alternative dlc plots like it matters and this isnt all futile#why.
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