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[gojoed]

i will cry, i will sob, i will let the tears run down my face.

[zouisbreakup]

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

[i-can-bench-220]

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

[my-darling-boy]

Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

[powdermelonkeg]

"You can't consume problematic media!"

Maybe YOU can't. I, on the other hand, have critical thinking skills and a lot of spite.

[menlove]

honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.

[delta-hexagon]

posting on twitter feels like throwing something you worked on for hours, days, weeks into a river, hoping it'll get swept out to sea for many people to experience, only for it to immediately crash into some rocks and explode. its gone now. if no one sees it in the 0.00003 seconds it exists on their timelines, no one ever will

posting on tumblr is like carefully placing your work in the middle of a dark abandoned factory, and slowly a bunch of weird little goblins manifest from the shadows and touch your work all over with their little raccoon hands and share it with each other. sometimes they find your thing again many years later and excitedly share it again

the weird goblins are much more enjoyable

[lokidokeyartichoki]

“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

[doodle-empress66]

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

[marzipanandminutiae]

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

[lovely-v]

Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

[inkfox]

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

[manga-and-stuff]

Annual winter safety reminder

As it becomes winter once again, I would like to remind my followers that anti slip shoe spikes, aka ice cleats or crampons, exist:

More info and options for mobility aids under "Keep reading"

The prices for these mostly range from $5 to around $20, and they're usually made of rubber, so you can fold them up and store them in your pocket or a bag when you don't need them. They can be used with most shoes, just get the correct shoe size, they won't work if they're too short or long for your shoes.

Personally, I've been using the ones with the yellow nubs for a couple of years now, and I can't remember the last time I worried about slipping.

Options for heels do exist, even if heels might not be the best option as far as winter footwear goes, but you do you.

Keep in mind:

Different kinds of spikes work best for different kinds of environments. For example, the low profile yellow nub spikes work great for the city where it's mostly thin ice and not very deep snow. They don't work that well in deep snow.

Also, these spikes are not suited for indoor use. THEY WILL BECOME A SLIPPING HAZARD WHEN USED ON TILE OR MARBLE FLOORS, and they can damage wooden floors. It also goes without saying that these will get wet and dirty, so remember to bring a plastic bag or something.

Mobility Aids:

There are also attachments for mobility aids such as canes or walkers, as pointed out by @spectral-cervid in the original version of this post. You can find these by searching for "cane ice tip" and they cost around $10.

The only option I could find for wheelchairs are these ski things, no idea how well they work tho:

Slipping on ice or snow ain't no joke, just look through the replies if you don't believe me.

[billiewena]

welcome to the good luck steve post, for every reblog steve will wish you good luck :)

[lesbianspeedy]

the best movie genre is heists where everything goes slightly wrong but in the last 10 minutes they show in flashbacks that actually everything was planned and they meant to break every bone in their body then go to prison or whatever