#i want my spear back

[thepals]

I hate the fucking bow and arrow so much I sttg I want to give up on this run

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

@val-the-bun you are Evil. You are evil putting this in my inbox.

More were-harpy Vaggie but it's sad now and everything HURTS (copy pasted here bc the format in the ask got effed but i refuse to suffer this alone)

val-the-bun asked:

And then, of course, *the trial happens*.

And *the absolute shit timing of the fallout*.

Charlie is too stuck in her own spiral while vaggie just... Tries to hole up on her own (her usual 'nest' was in their suite. But she didnt want charlie to have to deal with her).

Charlie is curled up on vaggie's side of the bed, buried in blankets while she questions if anything they had was real.

While vaggie is in agony for the first time in three years since she'd started changing. Every fiber of her being wants to call for charlie. Yearns for that safety... but instead she bites her tongue and just curls in on herself, alone in the room she hastily barred shut. ~~She deserves this. To be alone.~~

Not sure which hazbin is the one to hear vaggie's pain and tries to check on her (let's go with angel and husk).

The hasty barricade she put on the door isnt enough. Not when the others are trying to force it open.

Vaggie tries to scream for them to go away. The last scrap of clarity she has before that warning turns into a predatory *shriek*. Vaggie's monster form tears apart the already falling barricade, and bursts into the hall.

'WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!'

'Fuck if I know, just run! Angel, hurry up!'

Vaggie is *tearing through the halls*, jaws snapping after Husk and Angel. They manage to hit the lobby, Husky grabbing Angel and flying like his life depends on it.

Meanwhile monster vaggie leaps after them... *right into the chandelier*.

Charlie hears the sound of that distant, shattering crash down below, and she *realizes*. Suddenly those painful worries have to get shoved down as charlie bolts out of their room.

'Please dont hurt anyone. Please, please, *please...!'*

Charlie's heart sinks as the shadows around the hotel start to writhe, and radio static fills the air.

'My my, what a surprising turn!'

Vaggie is *shrieking*, thrashing against shadowy tendrils as she tries to claw at Alastor.

'Now now. *Stay down*'

A rap of his cane, and vaggie's practically being crushed into the floor.

'What the fuck is wrong with you?!'

Husk is holding Angel back, looking away as Alastor starts to raise his hand. He cant watch this...

'Let her go.'

Alastor freezes when he feels the tip of an angelic spear under his chin.

There, standing at his side, in her full demon form, *is Charlie*.

'Ah, miss Charlotte. Lovely to see--'

'Let. Her. *Go!'*

For a moment, everything is quiet except for the sounds of vagging struggling, her talons digging into the floor. She's bleeding, golden blood pooling on the lobby floor... *And dripping from the claws on Alastor's hand.*

'Oh, very well. Good luck!'

Vaggie is snarling when Alastor lets her go. She starts getting ready to pounce when Charlie steps in front of her, spear in hand. Vaggie starts backing away, looking less like a predator and more... *like a cornered animal*. Her whole body seems coiled to run away as she keeps backing up, snarling and shrieking more in warning than anything else.

'Was it a lie?'

Vaggie shrieks at her, swiping at the air in the hopes Charlie would stay away.

'When you told me you didnt know what this was, was it a lie?'

Angel starts to step forward, but husk grabs his arm.

'Just let them do this...'

'Did. You. Lie?!'

Vaggie backs right into the wall, feathers flaring with a hiss.

'Was any of it real?'

Charlie can feel the tears on her cheeks. But what she wasnt expecting was to see tears in Vaggie's eye... Even as she snarled, and shrieked, and snapped her fangs, she was crying.

Charlie presses forward, Vaggie raising up over Charlie with a hawk-like screech, talons lashing out... But they dont connect, her talons *trembling* as they stilled inches from Charlie's face, her own spear aimed at her chest. Vaggie's eye is wild and afraid, but Charlie can see the *pain* there, too. She let out another shriek, closing her eye like she was bracing for the inevitable...

[moeblob]

Anyway they can change between being tiny and human sized. And when they're tinier they can only be seen by the other fae or their selected humans. So if you just passed Noll on the street while Shavuli was perched on his shoulder chatting away you wouldn't see or hear her.

[16th-of-a-twigg]

👑🩷Self indulgent edit of the playlist I have for my Princess Diaries 3 WIP fic. The songs are in no particular order and they're not all final - just whatever I vibe to when writing atm 🩷👑

[edge-oftheworld]

while we’re in the spirit of celebrating basic autonomy over things like hair I know most of us are too young to have participated in anything at the time but as a society we really need to apologise to britney for a certain event circa 2007

[violetsquare111]

tragic news: video game's most beautiful area is absolutely miserable to be in

[thylionheart]

AAAAAHHH

I did not catch the live stream last night, but I listened to the Vengeance saga on my way to work today for the first time bc my car has the best speakers I own (and I wasn’t about to be trying to be quiet at midnight to not wake up the rest of my house when this dropped) and oh my god

I just have to go to work now? My vocal cords hurt not even from singing but from yelling. I physically cannot not yell every time I hear Odysseus’ last line in the Saga. I screamed when all the voices of the crew mates and I realized they were all returning. I screamed when I heard the bass of the Cyclops’s voice underneath Poseidon’s. FVCK

I’m going to watch the live stream with the animatics during my lunch break today so don’t spoil anything!!! (Okay, I’ve eaten lunch now) but OH MY GOD I thought Odysseus murked himself at first in Six Hundred Strike just so Poseidon couldn’t have the satisfaction (he’d already opened the wind bag, he’s fucked for ever getting home now) but NO DOES HE HAVE THE FISH TAIL SPEAR THAT IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HURT GODS AND IS THE THING THAT KILLS HIM IN THE TELEGONY??? Did my controversial Telegonus theories have some truth to them ??? (don’t answer that)

Genuinely, I’m so curious to see how Jorge is going to end his version of the Odyssey. Everything we’ve seen points to a happy reunion but…. 👀 like narratively there’s gotta be some consequences for Monster Ruthlessness is Mercy I Can’t SLEEP AT NIGHT Odysseus, right? and I wonder in what direction Jorge is going to go with it

Post-Lunch EDIT: as always… I was wrong, rip spear au. Odysseus picking up Poseidon’s trident actually makes more sense in context, which also…. ODYSSEUS WIELDING A GOD’S WEAPON??? 👀 The more he loses his humanity the closer he comes to divinity!!! Very “neither man nor mythical” of him. Wonder how Penelope is going to feel about that…

also… did Odysseus kind of DIE???

[robotsafari]

this is my guilty gear oc diamondback shes a bounty hunter who is also into the preservation of hundred year old videogames

[fatal-3nvy]

What if the mystery tag team MJF and Samoa Joe have to face next week is Wardlow and Shawn Spears? I basically want Max's exes to obliterate him, please and thank you.

Just imagine Max's former "best friend" taking away the one tie to his actual best friend he has rn... ugh the drama

This probs won't happen, but a girl can dream

[waloeders]

almost done jupe reference (wip) but i am. getting sleepy.

you too can get a funky cloak from the certified Not A Cult of Susurrus' worshippers!

[da3drat]

Everybody wish me luck i’m going on the hunt for a daedric spear. Probably gonna get killed.👍

[cinnabeat]

i miss my girl taerang when will it come back

[fragmentedblade]

It's sort of ironic how fans often link the leaf 🍁 to Dan Heng, considering "Feng" means "maple", but it's also so fitting

[catgirlkirigiri]

Killed my first vulture yaay

[ashenberry]

honest to god looking at people talk about the ganondorf fight im surprised i did so well as someone who could not Flurry Rush or Perfect Parry for shit

[nexus-nebulae]

I'm trying to do a gourmand playthrough in rain world and i keep accidentally killing shit 😭