#i want my little loser boys !
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why don't you guys love me enough to make thorbruce content anymore WHERE ARE MY DILF AU's :(
#make it urself it's not the same!!! i want us all to be active and feed eachother headcannons but i also go missing for months at a time#sorry about that my children#thor#bruce banner#thorbruce#i miss my boys#they are both genderqueer losers on different ends of the nerd spectrum#bruce's son in shehulk is their bio child and love is a bonus#like they have two kids and live on a little farm house in new asgard shut up
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the downside to being a sitcom neighbour sort of person is that when rough things happen and emotionally fuck u up a lil bit, it also sounds completely made up
#bert's dead dad tag#found out today the way my dad told mom he wanted a divorce?#he wrote her a letter and left it on the dining room table for her to find on the morning of her fortieth birthday#who the fuck does that dead father#like that is the sort of thing i would entirely make up if i needed everyone at the table to fuckin hate an npc#and at least one person would go 'you're laying it on a little bit heavy'#i know he did work to become a better person as he got older#which is good because BOY howdy was that man a piece of shit in the early 90s#and we are having Complicated feelings about it tonight and also for the last nine months#something something when i was writing his eulogy i came across an old article discussing something he did in the 90s#YDIP (your dad is problematic)#like yeah this is the sort of thing that would have been vaguely acceptable in the cultural context#but like. still objectively bad. potentially ruining several lives sort of bad.#learned this and then wrote the rest of his eulogy about how he was a great guy and how i'm lucky to have been his son#(which was rough enough on its own because i've never said 'i'm [dad's name]'s son' as many times as i did that trip home)#but like what else do you do? i sent off a message looking for more information#and that information if it comes is just gonna sit with me i guess#sure as hell not telling my sister and this whole thing i've been getting through without really having anyone here for me to talk to#(hence the big fuckoff tag rant. your problem now losers who like clicking the read more button)#so even if i get all the answers i want about this one thing it's not gonna do any good except putting an end to one question#but part of having a dead dad who's been out of the business of forming new memories since you came out is having more questions#answering this one's just gonna add even more questions to the pile#but. got fuckall else to do
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Fic idea: Before or during his Red Hood plan. A returned from the pit Jason Todd is determined to make it to his high school senior prom
WAIT EVEN BETTER, It'd be longer and harder to write but I really like the idea of Jason just casually going to highschool too, and maybe it leads up to the prom. He just shows back up one day. Does something that manages to keep media attention off of him. Would it be before Red Hood? would it encourage him to not don the helmet? Would he do it while Red Hooding? Would he finally get to join an after school theater club?
#jason todd#red hood#dc comics#batman#theres Multiple stories about his school though i cant remember off the top of my head#immediately what comes to me is an annual where he's shown being friends with 3 boys who try to change their grades#its a very fun story#now i dont separate pre and post crisis in my mind well so the rest is probably most likely pre#-the bullies who tried to get others to do drugs#-rena(?) his girlfriend (definitely precrisis)#-the two girls who saw him reading a newspaper and said he was like a silver fox or something#i wpuld like to edit this to show comic numbers eventually#ANYWAY#back to the post#does anyone know he's alive? well. no. but he and talia can certainly have some strings pulled to make it look it#i cant stop thinking about this actually#i want him to go to prom and hang out with kids his age who knew him#and mostly thought he was a loser nerd stick in the mud. i feel jason would prefer that over the anger narrative the heros have#jason getting to dress in a fancy little suit! having a quick dance with rena!#i never got to go to prom so i am projection my desire onto jason also#its not like a big desire but im sad i never got to experience it#fic prompt#?#do i have a tag for this#EDIT: Comic references in the reblog now !
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No, see, because, like, you fucked up. Now you have to write that. I need that. I need the Star Park AU.
Below I will present my case:
1) That name is so freaking cute and I love it
2) Your tags made me fall in love with it
3) I know you have more ideas in that beautiful brain of yours
4) I really want it.
Please see points 1 - 4 if you have any questions.
Aafjdjakak Dude?! I'm cackling!
Fuck it we ball. Please look forward to it I guess.
I'll throw more in the tags!
#south park#stardew valley#Star Park AU#you want more??#adventures guild is run by Ned and Jimbo!#they won't let you bring guns into the mines#thats dangerous you see#but when you show up with that dinky little slingshot#they laugh and give you a pistol#but no you cant bring it into the mines dont be ridiculous#Scott is my favorite little loser#and I totally see him as a blacksmith so he probably ends up doing that#(we've seen in fractured but whole that he's crazy strong so it works okay?)#Jimmy owns the tavern and totally hosts comedy nights#If Stan is a good boy Jimmy lets him and his band play there on friday nights#Butters owns the museum#“Oh you brought me cutest little rusty spoon! Thats another good job sticker buddy!”#PRECIOUS#Can you imagine Butters in little overalls. pastel colored shirt with little flowers on his pocket?!#Shelly probably works at the joja mart and is so miserable but she'd rather that then stay on the farm#Ike and Karen would be like Vincent and Jas!#Is...Is Kenny the carpenter? does he build your farmers buildings?#idk but I can tell you he wins flower queen every year at the flower dance#Cartman runs the general store#sells your crops back to the town#(at least the ones he doesnt keep.)#Kyle is the town doctor#he's the only one I trust to take care of these idiots#that makes the scene with Stan drinking himself stupid and laying next to the cliff even more sad#shhh its a secret
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driver's seat — dc holiday special (2017)
(ID in alt!)
#AHHH SO MUCH HERE !!!#WHY IS HE LIKE THIS !!!!!#gift giving and acts of service as a love language....#which isnt a shock. afterall hes superman. everything he does everything he goves to the world—hope and peace and someone protecting it—is#acts done out of love and adoration for the planet. even earlier in the comic him hiding the jetpack and WANTING that man to succeed and ge#proper income from his invention. acts of service on a larger than life scale but also.... hes still a kansas boy and just doing little#things that matter just as much as the big ones. cooking for her. moving and rearranging furniture until shes happy. unpacking. cleaning.#carrying her when exhausted. spellchecking but never rewriting or rephrasing her work....#like from him saving the world from destruction to giving bruce kryptonite in an act of trust to just hugging her and letting her cry#just his love language always is through those acts of service before anything else#lois loving her shitty old car.... do you think she and bruce bond over it. the polycule lover in my head says yes.#the basketball seat cover...#the john mayer....#clark flying her across the sunrise painted sky and humming to replace the radio#and that adoring gaze he gives her that speaks more than words ever could....#hes such a sap and a loser i hate him :(#c: dc holiday special (2017)#crypt's panels#posts from the crypt#transcrypts#superman#clark kent#lois lane#clois
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“In general I find the idea of being with a man disgusting but I don’t find it disgusting with him”
- spoken by a lesbian
#then I call myself straight yet I find it disgusting in every way LOOLLLL MAYBE IM NOT STRAIGHT AT ALL 😭#except maybe that one hs guy but like#I think I’d be disgusted if I learned more about him#dora daily#though I’m#not gay because I literally have no comment about women they’re just there yk IDK HOE TO EXPLAIN IT#though the reason I’m disgusted is cause there is not a single normal dude I’ve met ever 😭 they’re all grotesque PLS GOD I JUST EANT TO MEET#A NORMAL DUDE NOT FOR ANY REASON APART FROM HAVING HOPE THEY EXIST#I want to prove myself right that they exist LOL#like I have my dad and brother (they’re not the best examples of good dudes) then my little brother (but he’s too young for me to form an#opinion)#Then my cousins … no comment uhm#yeah lowkey weirdos for liking a girl who was in primary school while they were in middle or high school#then there’s the randoms irl who no matter how well things seem to go they always say something weird that makes you go of course he said#that he’s a man 😭#had to take a step back when mashaAllah boy said he sympathises with the dude who killed women because he was a loser who couldn’t get a gf#BRUH#it’s through this that I realise to some extent how bad relationships have a grip on people and just how much I clearly don’t understand#about others. IF I GET HARASSED INTO MARRIAGE PLS I JUST WANT AN AROACE DUDE LIKE LISTEN IF ALHAITHAM WAS IRL I WOULD BE THRIVING CAUSE HES#VERY AROACE IN MY HEART#I just want to co exist with someone like in an ultimate bestie kind of way is that too much to ask 😓
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Here again with more questions :] I hope you're enjoying this as much as I am!
18. How often does your character have nightmares?
2. Does your character have a secret hobby?
20. Is there a fear your character wants to learn to overcome?
7. What is a talent that your character is proud of?
9. What is a topic your character would be excited to talk about?
12. What kind of music does your character enjoy?
18) Not very often since they don't usually have dreams. They do occasionally get nightmares though, and when they do? It's pretty bad
2) I guess one of their secret hobbies would be wood carving (as previously mentioned) but I don't know how secret that really is. It isn't something that most people know about, but they're not actively trying to hide it. An actual secret hobby? Stargazing. They don't do that around other people.
20) They'd like to get over their fear of attachment. They know they need to learn how to let people in their life, but it's definitely nerve wracking.
7) They're proud of their stealth abilities, if that counts.
9) Anything to do with mechanics and technology. They'd sign until their hands get tired if someone would listen
12) Probably heavy metal (Mostly bc I like it lmao)
#I think they'd get along with Nikolai#They share the same music taste and they're both good at mechanical stuff#Also#I'd love to hear about your oc#Loser boys are my favorite boys#I have an oc that's literally just some chick#Very little trauma#And two loving parents#She's more of a persona I suppose#Not the most interesting but I love her#Please tell me about your silly guy#Just if you want to ofc#Cod oc: Vodid “Anchor” Leya#answered asks
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Fully hate (dont hate) that in the year of our lord 2023 i am thinking abt treavor/waverly again... sick in tha HEAD
#fifteen years of will they wont they... nah they wont#waverly getting with hiram burrows like girl!!!! you have a type and hes deranged!!!#teenage waverly like. im gonna shape this little freak into my dream boy... shes bad at art and he's an awful canvas#youre making him worse!!! aaaaaa#ite fuck this there's a bald loser over here byeee#awful. i want to be a mutual friend giving them bad ideas :)
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is it autism or is it a symptom of previous longterm social isolation and lack of agency ?
#i think. im not good at being a person.#ive finally gotten some alone time and i am reflecting. and well.#i dont think you can make me socially aware ^-^ i dont think i'll ever get good at it.#i donknow why ^-^👍 and i dont think it matters 👍#i think hes getting tired of me alreadyyyy......#and i think. lots of other ppl . dont see me wout him already also.#ive managed this already... impressive ^-^#but the japanese international girls like me so !!! it doesnt matter !!! i have. two nice friends. and 1 intimidating friend.#i will not get bullied or made fun of or be in ungetoutable bad situations bc of. mafia friend.#and then i will recharge and be silly around. nice friends.#i think the fact that im actively thinking about this. doesnt do anything for my case.#i think. im getting masking lessons. when i hang out w him. if it really is the autism. and im failing a little bit.#he thinks ive got anxiety. 💭💭 psych major ass. sorry. my roommates also psych major. why are they. talkers.#theyre scawy.#they both got adhd too. whats with that#anyway.#i want to get a haircut.#and hes like. well. hes literally 4 real a model. and his mom was a model. and all his friends were. guess what. models.#so. scary. so i will go to a shitty salon w a nice normal level of social skill friend and then not say anything i think.#i love yapping on here this is awesome. i can just say anytging.#non u know me in real life#how did i end up making friends w the most 'popular guy' guy in the world this is so stressful.#everyone likes him. there are ppl who only talk to me to get an idea of where he might be at. what happened.#howd i go from friendless loser to. loser but in a completely different friend environment. friends w guy who is too good at making friends#but chooses to hang out w me ? does he choose to do that. is it all coincidence?#how did i get here. it really doesnt feel real#i want. to . explode.#yknow i never even really talked to boys before this also. wtf. wtf..#i have only been saying nice things so far i think but i think its important to know that he. scares me. hes so from bc.#i have always been scared of island ppl theyre. all so mad always. and guess what he is too. and yet here i am.
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Which one is the one with the Legg tattoos I wanna chew on him
THAT'S ANDY 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 HE'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WHO I LOVE SOSOSOSOSSOO VERY MUCHY MUCH 💝💕💘💖💓💗💕💝💞💖💓💖💓💕💗💝💖💘💖
from left to right: joe trohman (lead guitar), andy hurley (drums), patrick stump (vocals/rhythm guitar) and pete wentz (bass/lyrics)!! fall out boy band of all time full of sweet little lads hallelujah amen
#shut up kell#ask#shanie-the-komania-toyaddict#i figured i'd tell you all of their names here so that next time i'm talking your ear off abt them i can say names and you'll have visual#patrick is my favourite member bc i relate to him the most but ANDY IS SUUUUUCH A CLOSE SECOND FOR ME#if i'm thinking abt pre hiatus he IS my favourite tbh. andy's so good he's sososoosososo lovely#absolutely jacked. completely covered in tattoos excluding his face and. Well.#vegan. straightedge. engaged to a drop dead gorgeous goth woman. father to three teeny tiny dogs.#drums like a fucking machine. lives in pussytown usa solely due to his vibes#his voice is soft and sweet it's like butterflies exit his mouth despite his intimidating appearance. he's so charming#in five billion bands aside from fob but fob is His Band and he Loves His Fucking Boys#and he's a fucking loser ass nerd. what more could you ever want#andy hurley call me back andy hurley i want to give you sweet little kisskiss please baby
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At that stage of Art where it’s so so so close to completion and I am beating back the urge to rush through it just to finish it and see what it looks like with a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat.
#NO. DOWN.#I am I’m fucking vibrating#it’s just the little details and then AH!#i had to set it down I’ve been working for hours on this#I’m gonna give myself carpal tunnel rip#I’m so excited yooooo#I haven’t been this proud of a work in a while!#but I can’t rush it NO MATTER HOW BADLY I WANT TO OMG#I’m a loser and I actually went to the museum and then to the archives for reference photos#I spent a silly amount of time on eBay trying to find OLD old books for sale or auction#not to buy. just to ref….#:’)#chewing my own hands off and making myself go to bed#it’s 2.15am I’ve been working on this since 11.30am lmao#I’m gonna go to sleep#it’s like FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVE#GET IN THERE MY BOY!!!
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What the fuck is a mutual ,,????? I’m not calling you that ,, You’re a pal,, a friend,,,, a buddy,,, a girlboss even,,,,, not a mutual what man,. . Who came up with that I’m gonna have to draw my sona beating up their sona if they have one,,,,
it’ll be epic and so cool and awesome B)) I will win maybe,,, unless if their character is big and strong then I might not win but that’s okay,,,,,,..,,, im not a sore loser I’ll just explode them with my autism mind powers ,,💯🤘👍👍🤘🤘😎🦞🦞🦞🦞🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️👍👍😎🤘
#If you want to be called a mutual (like a little loser boy)#then that’s fine I’m not actually mad lol I just think it’s a little bit silly!!#I am serious about the boxing battle between my characters and theirs that will happen#brain rot
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I keep liking so many posts of those fucking one piece boys from your blog that I am getting recommended posts about them now. All the time. I’m gonna have to watch this fucking show orz
Hands you the One Piece video:
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#gloomy-prince#hiiiii angel hiiiiiiii#sorry about the one piece posting it will happen again#I think you’d like Sanji he’s like if Eddie was a cook and also extremely flirty and annoying#or maybe not but Sanji is my specialest little boy#who I also hate and want to crush with a rock#it’s also got a lot of found family themes just like the Losers Club#pspsps#(not forced obviously)
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no see I WILL write something eventually, I haven’t been putting it off, I’ve just been uhhhhh cultivating the story for a couple of years yeah yeah
#stop cultivating and start harvesting idiot#no but I CAN’T write until I have at least a dozen books of story ready to go#how am I supposed to foreshadow anything if I don’t know what’s going to happen 500 chapters later???#how am I supposed to write a character even a minor one if I don’t have their entire future backstory and parent’s backstory planned out??#I can’t worldbuild unless I plan out all of the major cities including their political systems religions economy food production trade etc#also I just don’t want to sit down and write#so I just sit an worldbuild in my head all day#I have been for like two years now this is the longest I’ve seriously ‘worked on’ (ie daydreamed) a story in my head#and it’s really cliche and has a billion well worn tropes but it’s like… this is my comfort world building#and by comfort I mean really kinda fucked up world but whatever every edgelord or loser with an over active imagination has one#I need to read more people’s uhh… like.. not published authors… like tumblr users writing or whatev. like what is it called ao3? that stuff#not to be negative to them or anything but to like hype myself up#like see you don’t have to be a big named author to put your mind out there#I’m just kind of babbling here#suddenly reminded that a book I like John Dies At The End was originally released chapter by chapter online#so like… you don’t have to be like ‘this has to be put out whole in one book to be real writing’#I just need to write for fun but im a very shy boy 🥺#im fucking 34 im not a little boy I have to remind myself#anyway… if any mutuals read this much and you write online you should message me something you have that you like so I can read it#and I’ll be extra sweet and supportive and happy bc you’ll be helping me and I’ll get to support you#or whatever. I dunno. this is dumb. I’m sorry for wasting your time! jeez!#you can ignore this#text
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i got curious and checked how my old babygirls (enstars lads) are doing and. well since the game got its English version and the wiki doesn't have any translations online, i don't know how they're doing, but I looked at their cards and they're so cute. miss them lots (but not enough to play again, Oh No)
#i kinda wanna know how things are rn but... yeah i can't#i can only hope theyre still alive and unharmed but fuck you never know with akira#i doubt anyone here knows enst but i wonder how obvious my tastes are... could anyone guess who was my best boy/otp? lol#wait no im xi/yao maining now. is there a ship in enst thats similar to them....? I DONT KNOW#is there a ship in md/zs thats similar to my enst otp... I ALSO DONT KNOW#anyway i was also pathetically lonely in my enst tastes because iirc no one else looked at rei and saw his INCREDIBLE pathetic little man#potential. only a cool sexy dude with depression and like yes but PRECISELY because of that its so satisfying when he's a loser#does anyone get my vision? no. such is the fate#i make a new ao3 account almost every new life-consuming fandom because im always ashamed of my old shit and dont want to be Perceived#but my old fics are still there and i gave them a reread the other day and they werent That horrible lol#anyway.#i should stop now before i get emotionally invested. in this house we dont trust akira. we hiss at him actually#shrimp thoughts
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i have this severe problem where once a friend always consistently texts me all the time nonstop, i would match their energy and feel admiration and adoration for them despite their morals being diff than mine so i'll overlook it. but the longer it keeps going and theres no space for me to breathe and theyre constantly in my space do i get so annoyed and distant and i start seeing the redflags i tried so hard to ignore and now im stuck
#its this close friend of mine#she knows alllllllll of my past relationships#shes the one who adviced me on what to do when it comes to dating and shes the person whos there listening to all my traumas and i do for -#-her as well!#but how we started being friends wasnt shared interest but me being receptive and unreactive to her traumas when other people would react#negatively.#we are two polar opposites . im a hopeless romantic loser and shes a baddie as she calls herself#she puts herself high on the pedestal (and id be saying rightfully so) but the constant self praise and also bringing people down its very#-girls girl of her you know?#so im conflicted#like i hate this attitude of bringing people down and shaming people for being other than herself . its obnoxious and pompous and i want to#get away from that. but at the same time she doesnt know i feel this way and i cant suddenly distance myself#so what am i to do#we can also go on 8 hours talking but with her occupying probably 6 hours of her talking about boys and men ALONE#i love her truly but im getting a little turned off by this behaviour#personal but not so personal#if i keep feeling this way i just know im gonna leave slowly and run away and then it be so awkward pretending we are good.#im not saying im a good person thats why im calling out my behaviour.#i have done this to another close friend before too. she acts the same as my current close friend
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