#i want him in a blender
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rolands vday story omfg im going to strangle him (desires him carnally)
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jonathan jarchivist sims is such a funny character bc. wdym he lied and said he was ten years older then he actually was because he wanted to seem professional. god i love him
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I 3D MODELED KIWI SNIPER YES
That artwork by @redmarqar made me lose my shit and I realized that if I don’t turn him into a low-poly 3D thingy right here and now I’d DIE on spot. So I sat down and made this in one evening!
🎷You spin me right round baby right round~~~
🔧Blender 3.6, Eevee render engine. 422 polygons (802 tris). I'm so proud ahaha
If this gets recognition I may even decide to rig and animate him... So please, if you like it, reblogs appreciated!!!
#I spent like 1.5 hours on modeling itself and 4+ hours on making a proper shader...#you see I'm a master at 3D shading (no)#ahahah#anyways#KIWI SNIPER#KIWIWIWIWI#he's got no hands but he has a big heart#He's so stupid I want to crash him with a hammer (affectionate)#in my head he's dancing mannrobics non-stop#and cool hat and glasses#hold him gently#team fortress sniper#sniper tf2#tf2 sniper#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress fanart#tf2 fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#blender3d#blender#3d model
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*wheezing and heaving* *shoves metal gear solid and nier automata into a blender* *slams the shitass smoothie into pint glass* *hysterically throws it back* i finished the line up. im at peace now
#metal gear solid#nier automata#mgs#mgr#drakenier#raiden#mgs rose#samuel rodrigues#I fucking haaaaatteeeeeeeeeeee HATE that I keep going ‘oh golly oh boy I wonder how I can expand this and make sense of my ideas’#I JUST WANT TO DRAW HOT PEOPLE LOOKING HOT#but then it’s oh how can I bring robots into this#and then it’s HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF MORE SAD ABOUT SAM THAN USUAL#OH LETS MAKE HIM AN EXECUTIONER#AND REALLY HAMMER IN THE RED#CUZ WE SURE LOVE RED IN AUTOMATA#DEFO DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING#oh and what’s that about swords in automata and spirits#fuck knooooowssssss#putting my own brain in a blender#and I never want to talk about this again#note:#there’s a tiny tiny samuraiden doodle hidden in there
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there are many kinds of love
TFTober 3 - Relationships
#gopher art#tf2 spy#scouts ma#tf2 engineer#tf2 scout#tf2 spyma#practical espionage#spydad#tftober#team fortress 2#conceptually that last one is kinda Double Agent adjacent but eh#Pragma = Enduring Love. Mania = Obsessive Love#Storge = Familial Love. Philautia = Love of the Self#this prompt was a wee bit of a struggle because I like so many ships- platonic and romantic both#but I fucking LOVE the variety in spy's relationship dynamics. I want to put him in the fucking blender so bad
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Moon my beloved
#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf moon#fnaf dca#dca moon#fnaf#fnaf security breach#I want to put him in a blender#art
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TF One Sentinel Prime
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#request#tf one#sentinel prime#i want horrible dirty things to happen to this man so so badly. i know for a fact the valveplug is gonna go INSANE#you cant show me a hot evil douchebag getting grabbed by tentacles within an inch of his life and then expect me to NOT sexualize him#i need to smack him with a hammer repeatedly. i need to put him in the blender. i need to run him over with a 2008 honda civic#hasbro giving us this terrible rat bastard man is the equivalent to bringing a shiny new chew toy home for their dog.#crunch crunch squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak
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i am. obsessed with the way gortash keeps the circle of trauma and abuse rolling. babygirl you keep your parents lobotomised and forced to repeat they love you. they try to poison you. you keep crawling back home anyway. you retrace your parents footsteps into your childhood and repeat what's been done to you tenfold. your parents say they are proud of you. they say you deserved it. you keep crawling back home anyway.
#he is my silly hamster i want to put him in a blender and press shake#yes babygirl keep retraumatising yourself#give us that house of atreus energy!#bg3#baldur's gate 3#enver gortash
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councilor 3D model
i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up to bring him to life. he's yours now. do whatever you want with him
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please credit me if you make something using the model (or even ping/link me to it, i would love to see what you made!)
currently available as a .blend, .fbx and an SFM port.
#hello councilnation i'm finally releasing him to the wild#have fun playing toys with him#ultrakill#councilor#councilor ultrakill#3d stuff#obviously with the councilor having just 1 full body image of him means that some stuff i had to improvise on#so you get to enjoy my headcanons on how he looks#(like obviously the wings & halo)#(but also the chestplate design)#but did you know that the councilor's canon design has subtle engravings on his forearm armor pieces?#i only barely noticed them when painting textures and i was floored#i had to add them#to the sfm anon and whoever else wants to use this for sfm stuff-#i did my best with a port for sfm and i'm quite proud of the result#but please be aware i have never used it before so if you find that something doesn't work as it should please please let me know!!#gonna pour my heart out in tags as always so close your eyes if you don't wanna see me being sentimental but#i'm not kidding when i say i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up for this#i have meddled with blender before but never actually came close to finishing a project#and i don't know how i did it and how i kept going#(i do know) (it was my friend encouraging me every time i showed him progress)#this was like 1 entire month in the making#but i'm so fucking proud of this and how it turned out and people's tags in my act 2 render genuinely were such a huge confidence boost#so thank you guys for liking it <3#i'm still very much thinking of doing a version with just his bloodied head#but it might take a while because i want a break and i want to play warframe
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personally i think the dislocated shoulder and the curse and the boils werent enough. i want to see that blond blue eyed man writhing on the floor covered in blood. maybe he falls off a cliff. maybe he gets caught in a Saw trap. i love buck very much and i think these would be very entertaining and erotic and frankly excellent mediocre television. to me <3
#like look me in the eyes and tell me Evan Buckley wouldn't thrive in a Saw trap#i like him i want to put him in situations. give him a little kiss then put him in a blender etc etc.#911 abc#911 spoilers#entry#if anyone has any 9-1-1 whump recs. 🤲 umm yeah ^_^#evan buckley
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Fionna was so damn h0rny in this episode and I completely support her <3
#fionna and cake#adventure time#simon petrikov#fionna campbell#cake the cat#winter king#the winter king#simoncest#tw sui joke#same simon SAME#I love how much they are doing their best to make simon look EVEN MORE PATHETIC WITH EACH NEW EPISODE#I just wanna give him a hug#when he says 'man I suck...' it broke my heart#but I also felt it very deeply I feel the same lol#I FUKCING LOVE TUMBLRSEXYMAN SIMON OMG#HE DID NOTHING WRONG#candy queen also did nothing wrong I would want to put simon in a blender too <3#EPISODE 6 MADE ME INSANE#tw suicide mention#tw suicide#I'm recovering from a REALLY serious depressive episode so being able to joke about sui feels kinda cathartic...#but I still feel a bit weird about it#BUT that joke was too funny in my head to pass lol
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teacher walks up to me because she saw me drawing, looked at the sketchbook mid-explanation, stopped talking, said "nice drawing", gave me a thumbs up and went back to the lesson. ????
#love this guy#i want to put him in a blender#< affectionate#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill gabriel#ultrakill#delta draws#fanart#suggestive#<-just bc he's naked in one
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“I’m sorry, are those…”
#zen scribbles#zenanigans#zen draws#transformers#tf one 2024#tf one sentinel prime#I want to throw him into a blender#full offense#transformers one#sentinel prime#I love that he’s terrible in every continuity
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I love Benny fuckers because any time I see a post being horny for that checker suited freak it’s almost always either
A. Something tender and longing. You want to feel his hands on yours. You want to cup his face in your hands and tell him “It’s okay. You don’t have to fight alone anymore. I’ll be by your side.” You want to feel him relax in your grip, want to feel and see the breath he’s been holding in for so long leave his lungs. You want to make him feel safe, make him feel as though he’s actually going to make it this time. That he’s finally going to know peace. The boot riders, the chairmen, it was all for this moment; it was all for the sanctity of having someone he can trust, fully and openly, with his life.
Or B. You wanna grab him by the leg and swing him around over your head and throw him at the walls like a milk soaked ragdoll and hit him with a stick and just generally treat him like a chew toy (he is buck naked save for his suit jacket and enjoying all of this a little too much)
#yeah dude#fallout#fnv#new vegas#Benny gecko#I love Benny. I want to stuff him in a blender and turn him into soup and then pour him into a Benny shaped ice cube mold#and then refreeze him back into proper form and then hit him with a hammer
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Finally figured out how to draw the creature!! Wir fandom, Turbo fans, I bring you: him
Why is he so hard to draw?-
Closeups! 🔽🔽
He is so stupid I hate him!!!
And that’s all jsksjsksjsjsj
#wreck it ralph#turbotastic#hammertastic implied#turbo#wreck it ralph turbo#stupid old man#turbo wir#wir#fanart#wreck it ralph fanart#wir fanart#turbo fanart#he is such a germ#I want to put him in a blender#drink him like a smoothie#I’m normal#WHY IS HE SO HARD TO DRAW#LIKE IVE BEEN TRYING FOR MONTHS#but finally I did it#he is so silly#everyone laugh at him#he is so stupid
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I finally finished this! :D
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